M64
Dirty old Men.
January 06 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
All that maintenance, i feels for ya dude! But what ya gunna do!Cheers Nev
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RHP User
16 years ago
OK you need to go to the hardware shop and be a bloke not a dirty old man.lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh lord. ... ther's a nest of them out there.... a veritable swarm.... all those wet bikini bottoms riding up.. somebody please shoot me. Hermes... do not say the word "HARD" out loud again.... Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
I've fled now to my bedroom. They're all eating sausages... I swear they're eating them like that just to taunt me... HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Funny thing happened on the way to the forums...I was discussing the Term Dirty Old Man and Cougars with some just a little while ago. I demeand under the Equal Opportunity and Anti Discrimination laws governing Australia a new name for Dirth Old Men !! Now as a vocal leader of the group leading the change you would think I should have a list of names handy but I don't so what do you call a 40+ guy who s having sex with a 20 something woman...Lucky Bastard springs to mind:) My option tho is a Panda ... they are big and fat...they dont move arond much...eat and drink and sleep a lot...they are cuddly some time seen a cute...so my vote is that Stalky is now a Panda. LC
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RHP User
16 years ago
With Stalky lurking about, the young lasses are very likely to piss themselves in the pool at every hilarious opportunity. Definitely a need for the pool guy today... though warn him about the potential jail bait. Otherwise water sports for all and sundry.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I would love to know what the girls are talking about the minute your back is turned or you are inside. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the following comments have been made: (The series Californication springs to mind) 'I'd fuck him' 'He's alright for an old cunt' 'Why does he keep coming out here' 'Oh my god, he's got a stiffy' All the wile I am guessing your daughter might be dying a little inside in utter horror that her dad is a Panda. Remind your self that these bikini clad girls are CHILDREN and some Panda might be perving on your lil girl at the next pool party. Joanna
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RHP User
16 years ago
All those other girls are somebody's daughter too you know...amid the chaos I hope you can clearly distinguish your daughters own wet bikini clad body. C'mon someone had to go there. Andy does not have a daughter so he does not get it. When my son is in his teens and starts bringing home mates and I am an old cougar then you can point and say "HA" hypocrite! See how women get Cougar and men get Dirty Old Man? What is with that!?! Cougar, Milf....all have sexier connotations than dirty old man don't they. xx Salina
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RHP User
16 years ago
lmao....ya enjoy the feeling now while ya can...there will come a time ya wont be able to..lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am saved. My georgious wife is now sitting on my lap to keep me restricted to the couch in the basement. Apparently we're going to see avatar now leaving all the pretty girls in the pool. My role model, Whitehawk said avatar was good. Phew. Crisis managed. Panda doesn't sit well with me. Lol. Maybe koala bear instead of papa bear.... but not panda bear. Besides, we already have a panda in the forums! Stalky.
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RHP User
16 years ago
ohh... i feel for ya stalky... i really do!! Its only natural that the body is reacting to such a situation..Just means ur a normal guy if u ask me! And as long as u just look n dont touch... dont really see the harm in it hehe And as for a name change... how about....(very tongue in cheek here!)... but how about DINGO?? they're aussie and I here they have a thing for the young...hehehe and please... like i said... very tongue in cheek..
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RHP User
16 years ago
poor stalky...... Well I am off to beach late afternoon and swim in my new tiny bikini....I still waiting on the younger men to approach me ..lol But everynow and then only see the old men with huge tummies perving.. ahhh well......I keep on trying for the boys with a decent waistline to come chat to me...But they are always playing beach volleyball...lol.. sighs.... sweetpetite41 xxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Would buy them a round of ice creams... hell if watching them eat sausages was fun, imagine what they could do to an ice cream! Go directly to jail, do not pass go, and give your daughter a T-Shirt to wear so you don't accidentally mis-perve.
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RHP User
16 years ago
how was avatar? where did u see it? was it crowded? live up to the hype? 2D vs 3D? omg.....so many more.....i need to cath my breath tho...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lmao @ spankrock huggies sweetpetite41
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RHP User
16 years ago
Wooden spoons only work with naughty boys...... Hmmm then again.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'SpankkRock' how was avatar? where did u see it? was it crowded? live up to the hype? 2D vs 3D? omg.....so many more.....i need to cath my breath tho... Three D is the only way to see Avatar. I saw it in Hurstville of course.. there were about 60 people in there so we had great seats... Anyway.. it is sensational ... yup... my lover generally hates sci fi... she said it was fantastic.... and meant it. Yup... I'll see it again! Hugs.. errr.. I mean .. back slaps... :p Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'ElleDee' Wooden spoons only work with naughty boys...... Hmmm then again..... lmao... I have a friend who is a nurse... she used to whack me with a cold spoon... and it just made me harder. :p Do you think she knew? HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
You posted this just because I'm 6 days in to my new years resolution didn't you?!!!;)
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