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Did YOU know that sometimes when YOU think YOU are being nice...
January 28 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hmmmmmm I think you may already have done it right here Jose...or else cut and paste this whole thing and send in a message then block and delete!!! Sounds to me that you have gone and caught yourself a nutter there!!Take two steps back dont take your eyes off him till you have exited stage left and bolt the doors behind you as you go.....then RUNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Jose mate... normally we just ignore them, unless you feel pushed to the point where you really have to let fly, in which case you should blast with both barrells just for fun. Really I dont understand why you held back in this post. :p Well at least it's comforting to know your comments here are not purposely directed at me becuase I cant message you anyway.. none the less, should you ever need the advice of a most decrepit married egocentric narcissist, I'm your (you're??) guy! lmfao. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
You know what...I reckon you could explain it to him by posting a new thread on the forum...just an idea *giggle*
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RHP User
16 years ago
The women of RHP cordially invite all RHP men to 'communication 101'. The course will cover topics such as: 1. How to hold a conversation without a beer in one hand and your dick in the other 2. The history of linguistics: including expanding your vocabulary This subject aims to educate the student on alternate words to use when addressing a lady: eg: hey babe/sexy/hun will be replaced by: Hi 3. Etiquette: How to arrange a meeting with a lady, where to sit whether to pay for the meal/beer/condoms & how to approach the subject of sex. (history of linguistics also touches on this subject eg: instead of: so babe wanna get ma dick in ya? to: I find you incredibly intoxicating and find it increasingly difficult to maintain my distance) Testimonials from graduates such as Jose' will attest to the validity of successfully completing the course.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I might not tote a gun in my bag..But i carry a whip.just in case if anyone of us is naughty..hehehe xoxoxmumma
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wannabyummymummy
16 years ago
Navels, everyone has them!!it is surprising to me that on a site such as this which is a place to meet open and interesting people that there are so many judgmental types full of opinions (many of which should stay under the rock they were under) and that they feel the need to 'educate' others when in reality they are the undereducated ones. mynameonyourlips i have an ever increasing list of potential candidates for your course and some suggested elective subjects such as:photography 101 how to photograph something other than your dickweb caming for dummies covering such topics as 'no just because you have a cam doesn't mean you should be naked in front of it' and my personal fav please don't ask for my pic wait to be invited.I foresee a large waiting list on enrollments, keep me posted ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOL Wannabyummymummy! photography 101: how to photograph something other than your dickweb caming for dummies: covering such topics as 'no just because you have a cam doesn't mean you should be naked in front of it' and my personal fav please don't ask for my pic wait to be invited. will definately be included on the 2010 academic calendar! I'm sure more subjects will be offered....watch this space....
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RHP User
16 years ago
So Anna babe hun, these courses.. they are tax deductable right? I mean, I do this at work.. so.. you need to add some more work orientated ones like... you know.. that target sex issues in the workplace... vis vis: How to hide an erection under your desk... One way glass is not soundproof.... Dealing with a wet spot when called to your female bosses office to take dictations you get the idea.... et al....... etc etc..... punctuate, punctuate, genreflecting, genuflect, turn and leave. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sometimes I think life would be simpler if two guys just met for a duel. They both rock up at midday, select their weapon and just get all their frustration out. The one that survives gets the girl ! Seems a lot simpler than all the dialogue back and forth. And ...how about phoning the guy and saying, "fuck off mate" ! I'm a big fan of UFC and MMA.... if the idea of using pistols to silence a guy isn't to your liking, how about a good sparing session in the "cage" ? From your pic you look like a reasonably fit guy... why not use those muscles rather than your fingers ? I'm happy to show you a few grappling techniques !! xxx and a very very tight hug, Miss_Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
I dont carry it in my handbag....its in my bedside drawer with my toys :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
The courses are free Stalky, 100% guaranteed fureee. It's a very Australian thing to do, offering subsidized education to those in dire straights. Who was it who said something at some stage about Australia being the clever country? We RHP ladies are simply adding a new dimension to clever, sexually clever. So my little sexual einstein wannabe, sign up & never be afraid of the wet spot on the business suit again! Oh, & following a series of serious visual assaults in the shopping centre over a period of 40 odd yrs, Etiquette will also cover: How to avoid social nasty's in a public venue: The dreaded dick pick & the ball shuffle I am waiting for your application Stalky! Or just give it to me in person at the coogee bay hotel... ps: this posty thing is heating up! gun toting femme fatale's not so nice man action, not the mention the UFC & MMA! Um, which is what exactly?....
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RHP User
16 years ago
grappling techniques saturn86...can i try them out on two saturn's at once...oh dear...um...just doing the dick and ball shuffle...giggling...and stalky...ya cheeky bugga...i also noticed that ya not been flirting me either...lol...and elldee...may i please see your gun...err...toys...hehemyname...ya crack me up...sonsie...great idea...any ideas for a title...feeling better now i got it off my chest...too many people hurt...too many friends lost...so stupid...mwah and hugsjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey Jose... I agree... it's all soooo stupid. So many people take RHP too seriously. Sure, you can form some good friends off here but mostly its about having fun. What we say and do ONLINE is often very different to who were are in person. Sometime I think people blur reality... they believe the person they chat to online doesn't have other dimensions to their personality other than the one they read. They believe what they read in the forum posts must reflect that persons entire life. Most of us have multiple layers. I will choose to duel or grapple in the cage anyday over petty, meaningless banter that is consistently taken out of context. Glad you feel better. Just focus on all the great people on rhp who haven't betrayed you... that's what I do! xxx Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well said Saturn. The forum is often one dimensional. There is so much more to communication that discloses our true character than what we can write. .. What we see of each other is just a fragment and could only ever be. I am not saying that any of us are being false... just that this media has some very real limitations. For example, when words are spoken, you can hear them choking a throat closed with emotion... but we can type a sentence and nobody sees the tears. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Jose Mate. Everybody flrts with you, there's hardly room for little ol' me to get anywhere near that manly toosh without stepping on other people's toes.. so I've been relocated from the prostitutions to the substitutions bench. :p Doesn't mean I don't care about you, mate. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
yes, but if i ever turned...you would be the first i'd do....errrr....i mean meet....giggles...jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn'I'm a big fan of UFC and MMA.... if the idea of using pistols to silence a guy isn't to your liking, how about a good sparing session in the "cage" ? From your pic you look like a reasonably fit guy... why not use those muscles rather than your fingers ? I'm happy to show you a few grappling techniques !! lol, would you have Bruce Buffer to announce it "Ladies and gentlemen, it's TIME! .. introducing the challenger... *does the Buffer 180 spin* and in the black lingerie *hushed tones* this woman is a submission artist with a record of 6 wins no losses and a helluva lot of no contests"Jose: good to see you're feeling better
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