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March 27 2011

Over the last couple of months we have received messages from guys saying "remember me"? But how can we when all they have up are dick pics! Unfortunely we don't have a photographic memory! Do they actually want us to remember that they had a wrinkle on their left ball sack? LOL Am not knocking the dick pics but cmon guys when you send us messages, please give us a hint. Pusscat xxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    LMFAO... who can remember names and faces.. but some of those genitals are unforgetable. :pHUgsStalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    yep, I remember the guy with the wrinkle..I get people like that too...and then they go on to say that we cammed together. Which I don't do as a rule, and if I do, I most definitely know who I was camming with, and it wasn't *him.*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Always check the msg history woody_pusscat, I do if it's someone I haven't heard from in a while Its a good old memory jogger, especially if you get a few msgs.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    it was the one where u had to hit 'page down' a couple of times to see it all. remember?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'theone1983'it was the one where u had to hit 'page down' a couple of times to see it all. remember? Best you show me then and Ill take a mental snapshot

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'theone1983' it was the one where u had to hit 'page down' a couple of times to see it all. remember? ....with a macro lens

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I never met a dick I didn't like. Actually I met an incredibly smooth dick the other day. Unbelievable. I mean women spend thousands trying to get their skin to feel this smooth. I could have touched it all day. Ladies, incredibly this Dick told me his secret all we have to do is rub lube continuously on our face for an hour a day and by Christ you will be able to turn back time. xxMeeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'theone1983' it was the one where u had to hit 'page down' a couple of times to see it all. remember? Oh - shame we didn't have to page up. xxMeeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I wonder if you can 'finger-print' a knob for I.D. purposes? Like point them out in a "Line-Up"? . "Yes, the third on the left, the one with the vein, I'd remember that phallus anywhere!" . It sounds like 'The penis' should be directing it's enquiry at you and not the owner! . T.E.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I was chatting to an RHP friend today that I hadnt seen for a few months and remarked that I would not recognise him if he was walking down the street........unless he had his pants off. I have plenty of pics of his dick but none of his face.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'theone1983'it was the one where u had to hit 'page down' a couple of times to see it all. remember? Best you show me then and Ill take a mental snapshot i'd love to show u, and if u stuck out ur tongue like that little emoticon, i wouldn't be able to keep it in my pants even if there was a hungry dog standing in front of me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'theone1983' Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'theone1983'it was the one where u had to hit 'page down' a couple of times to see it all. remember? Best you show me then and Ill take a mental snapshot i'd love to show u, and if u stuck out ur tongue like that little emoticon, i wouldn't be able to keep it in my pants even if there was a hungry dog standing in front of me. If you got it out of your pants, I'd be like a dog with 2 dicks wouldn't know where to put it first

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    rcflyer and meeka, truely scathing retorts there. love it. haha.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Meah... page up or page down, damn it... I wager we'll still need to buy A3 reflex to print it. :p. HugsStalky Quoting 'Meeka100' Oh - shame we didn't have to page up. xxMeeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Am I bad. Oh and Stalky do you keep telling everyone that you are spitting coffee on your computer to explain why it is so sticky??? Clever.Too much coffee will increase your blood pressure you know. xxMeeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I'm not sure I can foot the blame on too much coffee... but sometimes I think my blood pressure is so high my dick's gunna explode! fortunately there's a reasonably simple cure for that. :p Do you have a specific treatment for high blood pressure that you'd like to share?HugsStalky Quoting 'Meeka100' Am I bad. Oh and Stalky do you keep telling everyone that you are spitting coffee on your computer to explain why it is so sticky??? Clever.Too much coffee will increase your blood pressure you know. xxMeeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Plenty of excercise Stalky. You need to get that arse pumping & the blood flowing on a daily basis really. That is the only way. . . I may be able to help you with that. Funny I have high blood pressure too. Wow - maybe we could excercise together. Or maybe we could get an excercise group going - that way we can get some stiff competition going on. As for your dick exploding ...... well that is a build of pressure alright. Now don't you leave it too long you wouldn't want that explosion to go to waste now. xxMeeks