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Dick For a Day
April 09 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
...as I read a rather pedantic ironic profile too and about pissed my pants laughing. | Seriously, that one should almost post a PCA number.
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RHP User
14 years ago
HeY hOw rU sExi,lUv yA piKchAs, cAn I cUm alloVa yA noRks? fuK ur HaWt :D
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RHP User
14 years ago
like the time i politely said i wasn't interested, and she came back saying i was a stuck up clit-tease, and a tit-sucking slut.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm so sick of her cumming first!! And then she won't even kiss me after she's cum in my mouth :D
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RHP User
14 years ago
more messages to men "come fuck me now....im in town for 10 minutes" "ring me while i fuck my hubby...i want you to hear me cum" Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'd be thinking more along the lines of "You know, you're absolutely right!"
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RHP User
14 years ago
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RHP User
14 years ago
why can't guys just skip the dinner and the chit-chat and get straight down to fuckin'?
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RHP User
14 years ago
I only date bad boys but why won't they call me after our first date ......
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RHP User
14 years ago
I f@*ked her stupid till I came, with my sox on, condom off, ignored her for 8 months.......Why wont she give me her hawt friends number?
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RHP User
14 years ago
"Goddam you're a hot fuck"....it really didn't mean that you love me? | I'm glad I don't have a split-tail...but happy to borrow them.
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RHP User
14 years ago
She said she would call,that was a week ago,do you think I should call her or will she think I am desperate. WHY doesn't she call me...I wonder what I did wrong,do you think she has another f.b......but she said I was amazing,never had oral like it. Maybe I will call her tomorrow...what do you think?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Manly_McHardon' I'd be thinking more along the lines of "You know, you're absolutely right!" Oh absolutely I am! Thank you for agreeing Manly.
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RHP User
14 years ago
girl says "hey hun where are you?" boy says "im at my friends place watching movies" girl says "cool do you think she wants a fuck im horny" boy says "hey i thought we were getting it on tonight?" girl says "i can do your friends too" Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
* My clit stays hard for hours man!* I just wanna suck your bell end for hours and hours and want nothing in return. * Are you ready to be treated like a Prince? * Love your man tits... just wanna motorboat them all day while pulling your third leg
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RHP User
14 years ago
* I texted her like 5 minutes ago... why hasn't she replied? Do you think she has lost interest?* I feel so bloated and fat today. * I am just not feeling the love today! * What are you thinking? * Our horoscopes are not aligned so it will never work.
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RHP User
14 years ago
She says after sex: ummm so I gotta split,getting up early to help a mate, would love to stay n spoon, but you know how it is :) Whoosh gone :D
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RHP User
14 years ago
Bahaaaha my clit stays hard for hours ......that's killing me
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sometimes I just wanna be held. She says::: gee I hope he doesn't mind if I swallow?
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RHP User
14 years ago
she's really cute, but i'm not going to sleep with her because she doesn't have a job.
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RHP User
14 years ago
You are a classic Hun! She says "I'd come over for that second date but I've got work tomorrow and I really need an early night". Oh my bad we Do say that!!! Um Ok..! Chick has no profile pic and no friends and has only used the template profile builder.. Sends him a message "hey ur hot, let's fuck! If u want a pic txt me your number and I'll send one.. Ive tried uploading here but it won't work" Ps DGT pmsl over 9 inch flaps! Pps Meeka !! U r sooo naughty too!! Xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
I love it when all the delayed post show up, you guys had me in stitches :D He says....this is our third date now, I know she's the one!! I wonder if she'd like to meet my Mum? She says...no really , I absolutely love when you keep slamming my cervix, or pull out too far and badoink me right on my perineum , feels great !!! Like for days afterwards.
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RHP User
14 years ago
She says: let's meet for coffee and get to know each other. And if anything more happens well great but you seem really nice and I would love to meet you. We have a lot in common. Oh.. And of course if you have half a dozen mates that would love to have their dicks sucked by all means bring them along. We may as well make a party out of it. \(><)/
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RHP User
14 years ago
He says: got to find me a hot chick so I can slam her cervix, feels awesome and she will hurt so good for days after wards. I am the man!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm really into you, wanna ring up one of your mates off RHP and get a threesome going? I soooo want you to watch me being fucked by another guy!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Fuck It !!!I've Turned !!!I'm a gonna start using some of these !!!WOOT!
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RHP User
14 years ago
badoinkrofl and a piggy snort actually!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I can go down on a man for hours, nothing better than watching him squirm. "do you have Skype , I'd love to watch you wank" :D........................ ----"No all those male hygiene products in the background of my pic are my housemates" ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
I Like it when I the guys Cock it between my breasts. Then I can kiss his balls
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RHP User
14 years ago
Says: Of course I'll respect you in the morning. | Thinks: As much as I do now.
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RHP User
14 years ago
He says I just be 5 mins whilst i get changed bah hahahaha 3/4 of the match later she is asleep on the couch splilling her beer in her cruch
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'WantedBabyDaddy' more messages to men "come fuck me now....im in town for 10 minutes" Hugs LOL Ive sent this one...but I did have an hour
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RHP User
14 years ago
He says ... 'Lets change sides, so I can sleep in the wet patch' ... She says ... 'We have time for a quickie only. The footie starts in 5 minutes' ...
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RHP User
14 years ago
She says: Is my clit bigger or smaller than the other girls you fucked? He says: Hon the size of your clit does not matter, its how you use it. She says : Did you enjoy that baby? He thinks: What the fuck do you think , I was asleep through most of it. He says: Looking for a woman that does not want to just fuck me the first date. She says: Looking for a guy to hang his cock right out into my mouth when we first meet. She says: guarantee to make your blow buckets and will suck you till I get lockjaw He says: Wants a woman that knows where my man g spot is. ( It that red dot on the remote control)
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RHP User
14 years ago
He says : let me cook She say : ahhh fuck veggies again. He says: Invite your mother over for dinner She says: ...................................... FUCK
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RHP User
14 years ago
Him- Now honey , I've laid out two dresses for you......both make your ass look fantasic and SMALL, your straighteners are on, and your glass of chilled wine is sitting by your makeup, don't worry I've ironed my own shirt and now Im going to get everything ready the babysitter might need while we're gone. You just relax, take your time, and YOU yell out to me when you're finished.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Man- I really like you as a person and would love to get to know you.....mentally as well as sexually.Woman- No pic- great! I just really want the surprise of being fucked by someone who's face I have not seen ;)Cass xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
A new V8 4X4 truck Must be gorgeous Must love to fuck Will cook, clean and iron Can gut a fish and skin a deer | | Please send photos of the truck.
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RHP User
14 years ago
If you are a flat abbed, muscle bound, hair on your on head but nowhere else on your body, can stay hard for hours George Clooney type, please stop reading my profile now, I don't want messages from people like you, your messages will be blocked and deleted.However if you still live at home with your parents, have man boobs, are bald but have hair everywhere on your body where you don't want it, and occasionally suffer from shrinkage depending on the surrounding tempreture George Castanza type...you're FCUKING HOT...message me straight away, I WILL REPLY! DO IT NOW!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Guy holding up a fish Will then open my private gallery of my Bugati Veyron , a photo of my fridge full of Antarctic Nail Ale pictures of my three best bi sexual girlfriends who will play with anything with a pulse. and me astride my 1954 AJS E95 “Porcupine", ps also a cock shot of your dick taken by your iphone while your on the loo.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Him- Now honey , I've laid out two dresses for you......both make your ass look fantasic and SMALL, your straighteners are on, and your glass of chilled wine is sitting by your makeup, don't worry I've ironed my own shirt and now Im going to get everything ready the babysitter might need while we're gone. You just relax, take your time, and YOU yell out to me when you're finished. DGT, that one is 90% likely to happen, in fact I've done it before. Just replace the "both make your ass look fantastic and SMALL" with both aren't as slutty as you'd usually wear so we wont have guys grabbing your arse all night" haha
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RHP User
14 years ago
just picking myself up off the floor ,,,,,,,,,pmsl ,,,,,,,,,,if i book you for a photo shoot ,,,,,,,,tuscan do i get the comedy act for free ,,,,,,,you make me laugh hunny ,,,,,,,cheers xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
I was wrong!!! I shouldn't have omitted to tell you about the 10 others I have in tow
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RHP User
14 years ago
there's nothing about him that i would change. . don't get me anything for my birthday...all i want is to wake up with your cock poking me in the back.
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RHP User
14 years ago
bahahahahaha priceless
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'catherine_ts'just picking myself up off the floor ,,,,,,,,,pmsl ,,,,,,,,,,if i book you for a photo shoot ,,,,,,,,tuscan do i get the comedy act for free ,,,,,,,you make me laugh hunny ,,,,,,,cheers xxxxxxxxxxxxxx the laughter is on the house , and thanks hon do come down sometime and just say hi. I promise not to wear my clown nose or my big shoes
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RHP User
14 years ago
Some guy messaged me and tried to sell me antique furniture... Funny...well sort of
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'selflesslover' Quoting 'D_G_T' Him- Now honey , I've laid out two dresses for you......both make your ass look fantasic and SMALL, your straighteners are on, and your glass of chilled wine is sitting by your makeup, don't worry I've ironed my own shirt and now Im going to get everything ready the babysitter might need while we're gone. You just relax, take your time, and YOU yell out to me when you're finished. DGT, that one is 90% likely to happen, in fact I've done it before. Just replace the "both make your ass look fantastic and SMALL" with both aren't as slutty as you'd usually wear so we wont have guys grabbing your arse all night" haha I am always happy to be proven wrong with things like this It's very nice to hear..........although the ass grabbing,slutty dress part I wasn't sure of due to it being the written word lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Fuck me, women can talk can't they!
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RHP User
14 years ago
I see you live 15 ms from me (rhp says so) why dont you forget that I meet none of your criteria and meet me in 3 minutes ?? Proximity means you're a dead cert for a fuck doesn't it?
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RHP User
14 years ago
this morning i woke up and my hard dick was bent the other way!!. now my arse is terrified!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Her profile: I'll pretend to be all bubbly and cute, and that I have lots of extraverted friends that know how to have a great time. I'll even message you with all sorts of sexy offers, and make you think that you are getting somewhere and that I am really into you. But really I'm taking three types of anti depressants and if we ever do actually meet I'll probably sit bemused while you try your hardest to be entertaining. I'll might even smile a little, but I really can't be bothered as I feel no highs or lows and I really just want a free dinner. His profile: If you message me I'll open up my private galleries of me doing all kinds of perverted and depraved things to myself and by myself (I still live at home and mum doesn't like me having friends over). Hell .. just send a flirt and I'll give you access! Actually, even if you have a blank profile I'll probably message you and give you access.
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RHP User
14 years ago
His guest profile says: Hi I'm hot and 24 and looking for hot sex and I don't care how old you are or what you look like ! I'm hot for it. However I would like to get to know you via SMS first ! So please txt me. Mwah xx ( ps you will have to upgrade your account to get access to my number.) kisses
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RHP User
14 years ago
She says: want some nsa fun, with a fun guy, just no strings attached , and discrete. He Says; fuck off you married cow, get a fucking picture up there of your face. No I do not want to see a chainsaw shot of your open pussy flaps. And just because I message you does not mean you can just suck my cock when you feel like it. Read my lips dip stick, Read my profile. Bloody women, they are as usless as dicks on a cow. Just because I am on a sex site does not mean I want sex! and learn to spell.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hey I know we haven't chatted for a while now , but since I broke up with my boyfriend I cut you off for, I can't stop thinking about you. I realise it's 2am but I've just woken up with a massive wide on, and thought I'd check n see if you were horny too?
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