M55 F49
Diary of a blonde
July 20 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
To keep their ankles warm !! now i'm in trouble !
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RHP User
15 years ago
Lol...... Knock knock.............
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RHP User
15 years ago
Taipan! yeah u in Trouble! Its True! Blondes! have lots of fun! xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
How does a blonde turn the light on? She opens the car door !! More trouble ??
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RHP User
15 years ago
My energy is soooo high! that all is turned on! hehehe!!! lol xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Dellaroo' Lol...... Knock knock............. who's there?Earl
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RHP User
15 years ago
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahablonde Earl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Blonde and a Brunette are standing at the top of the Taipei building about to base jump who lands first??????????
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RHP User
15 years ago
A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor. You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!! Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
what does a blonde use for protection during sex? a bus shelter
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RHP User
15 years ago
got me againahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahablonde Earl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Blonde goes into hairdresser with headphones on. Tells hairdresser to just cut around the headphones. Comes back a month later again with headphones on. Tells hairdresser to just cut her hair around the headphones. Comes in a month later hairdresser gets sick of cutting around the headphones, so he removes them. Blonde falls to ground and dies. Hairdresser curious puts headphones on and hears "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out".
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RHP User
15 years ago
the brunette does cause the blonde has to stop half way to ask for directions to the ground
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RHP User
15 years ago
My ex father inlaw convinced me that the harbour bridge opened to let big ships through mmmmmmm Recently I was also told by a friend of mine who convinced a mates mrs that hard boiled eggs are sold in the supermarket...mmmmm xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too." The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Mexican's wife also wept and said,"I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me," she said. "He makes his own lunch." Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
The blonde mechanic told his customer, "I wasn't able to repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder." Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'mynameisearl2' Quoting 'Dellaroo' Lol...... Knock knock............. who's there?EarlOk...... so i forgot...... i'm blonde, does that get me out of trouble lol
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