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Diary of a Tasmanian Virgin

February 26 2011

Landed at Launceston airport about 10am Friday morning and was apparently very easy to pick as I got off the plane (noone wears stilletto heels, mini skirts and singlet tops when flying into Tasmania so I am told), was greeted by the gorgeous Roxxy at the gate and yes people she did kindly allow me into her car and house even though I was arriving without brownies - shame on you Fionabee. Had lunch at the 'cafe' (OK its official there is a difference in the meaning of the word between Tasmanians and the rest of us) and even managed to get Roxxy to go shopping with me - got to love being the guest! Drinks night in Launceston went off without a hitch (thanks to the other 6 people who showed - yes that includes Roxxy) though who calls last drinks at 9pm on a Friday night has me stumped. Off to Hobart today to run amok...no question involved just keeping everyone informed...no wait I do have one thing...anyone who has stood this woman up should be shot - especially if you are a local - because I am having a fantastic time and Roxxy is an awesome hostess (refer back to the fact that I got her to go shopping lol) so if you ever think of coming to Tasmania drop this woman a line - she will definately show you a good time!

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Roxxy is a darl!! Wonder if because her and i don't live in a big city that is what makes us great hosts? *cheeky ain't I* Hope they don't do last call at 9pm for you tonight! Have fun ladies! huggies sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You mean you have been there 24 hours and your still a virgin....lol So what is the local cuisine like girls?What are those poor Taswegians letting themselves in for with you two running amok!Have fun chickies!Cheers Nev......

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Focus wears heels EVERYWHERE! Short skirt and singo. Dear oh dear. *sigh* even more dramatic, heartfelt..... *sigh* I guess there is one in every family. Glad you are both having fun.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    care to comment? apprently it a male baby in a cradle and easy to see??? I didnt get it Roxie... please explain????????????

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Roxy and I roomed together for the sydney drinks night.......shes great fun....warm intelligent gsoh sensual and romantic...but she wouldnt want me to say that so dont tell her about it ...OK ???hehehehehehehe ( almost quoting Earl )

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'aniceone71' care to comment? apprently it a male baby in a cradle and easy to see??? I didnt get it Roxie... please explain???????????? huh???? it does???...iv never heard that said before maybe you should come on down and we can check that out together hehe roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    We didnt make Hobart - I'll be honest after we left drinks night on Fri we went and found some fun people to drink with and yes we were hungover and just couldnt get motivated...up side of the day though is we found a lovely restaurant in Launceston, I took Roxxy shopping again (poor woman is never going to get over that) AND she kindly took me to some local wineries...we are going to see if we can manage to get our hot butts to Devenport today (cheese, choclate and wine mmmmmm). \ Driving through Launceston with Roxxy is seriously good fun people - did you know it is possible to flirt with cute young guys driving utes while both vehicles are driving side by side??? Well it is for these two party girls....damn we knew we should have followed them instead of buying that new dress for me! Roxxy's local has the typical pub bistro - could have shared my dinner with another it was that huge - however when at 8:30pm there is only 4 people in the bar apart from us on a Saturday night...we started to worry. . Sadly Roxxy and I share a very similar sense of humour and have been laughing non stop and have you ever seen someone try and explain a concept about cars to a woman who knows nothing about them by using shoes as a likenesss - especially when the person doing the explaining doesnt know much about shoes??? Definately a recipe for laughter. . We havent managed to get arrested nor have I scared the locals too much yet but hey I am here for another 24 hours - there is still time... . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Pressies for me I hope. But of course you found someone more fun to drink with...I would expect nothing less. Having met Roxxy, and knowing you as I do, I really am glad I am not along on this trip. I think I would have to alternate between playing heavy handed parent and laughing so hard I would be in danger of peeing my panties. I could, however, explained the concept of cars for Roxxy.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    day three: cheese (oh god yes!) chocolate (mmmmmmmmmm) and more wine purchased, a cheeky pic set taken (lol) and I think I scared her neighbours - dont walk around with very little clothing on in Roxxys backyard - the neighbours arent used to it . Places to visit if ever in the area: * seafood restaurant at Peppers Resort in Launceston - mmmmmm * Latrobe pub bistro - huge meals (ask for a half serve - trust me) and taste oh so good * Ashgroves cheese factory * d'Annvers chocolate factory * any winery you can get to especially Tamar Ridge Estates - and definately try devils corner mmmmmmm * and before the lovely 80 yr old owner ups and sells go to Jingles Creek Vineyard and meet Irving Fong - fantastic man . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'aniceone71' care to comment? apprently it a male baby in a cradle and easy to see??? I didnt get it Roxie... please explain???????????? but we saw it - we studied the landmark from various angles and found that from one side you can see the head and feet though must warn you the baby is overweight - he has a huge belly. But how anyone can tell its a male baby is beyond us - unless of course he is using rhp sizing...lol . Hope this helps niceone . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Wooof!Hugss

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Wow you girls have travelled a bit. I thought saying 'got around' was in appropriate and may offend! Have to say some great places to visit in the apple isle allthough only been once. Focus you made me laugh and go a few glances from the other office staff who can see me through the windows! But how anyone can tell its a male baby is beyond us - unless of course he is using rhp sizing...lol tilted my head in all directions and had a look before further winery visits! Cheers gals and hope you had a great time. Niceone

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    and I have to thank Roxxy for a fantastic weekend...this woman sure knnows how to show her guest a great time...honestly why people have stood this girl up is beyond me...they should all be ahsmed of themselves!!! . I got my wine, cheese, and chocolates home safely (and the mail order forms as well so I need never run out) - didnt snack on the plane home..but will be definately looking for someone special to sample them with..... . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Glad you had a good time, Focus. Sorry about no action for you, but this is Tasmania(I got mine).

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I was there to spend some time with a fantastic lady who the majority of the state seem to avoid and I dont know why she is awesome....I will be back Tasmania and this time I am pretty sure we will get to Hobart...lol . Its a huge shame that the people from Launceston who posted on another thread didnt get to drinks night - oh well people your loss , Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Am glad you are home safe and sound. I do want to viit Tassie one day. Only I might make a week or two of it. Look out Roxxy...there may be an avalanche of guests from the mainland.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'G2lton' Glad you had a good time, Focus. Sorry about no action for you, but this is Tasmania(I got mine). hey.... werent you one that showed interest in drinks night???...change your mind or just wimp out??? that seems to be very typical of the tasmanian men roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee'Am glad you are home safe and sound. I do want to viit Tassie one day. Only I might make a week or two of it. Look out Roxxy...there may be an avalanche of guests from the mainland. thats ok cause Focus and i have a plan...we are thinking roadtrip hahaha roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I was sitting next to you, Roxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    glad u enjoyed your trip down here. very disappointed i didnt get to meet u. hopefully next time. i did get to hear a bit about u and your sexy outfit. yep very disappointed i didnt get there. bugger

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'tasboy4u'glad u enjoyed your trip down here. very disappointed i didnt get to meet u. hopefully next time. i did get to hear a bit about u and your sexy outfit. yep very disappointed i didnt get there. bugger Who me?? Am sure I was in a cocktail dress...oh well if thats what you oot consider to be sexy far be it for me to argue . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I have seen yoour basic little black dress.....not much to it. That, a tiny scrap of lace that covers nothing, a pair of heels and you are good to go. l Road Trip Roxxy? Around Tassie? We are thinking summer. As much as I love the cold and can ski.....Focus will die in a Tassie winter.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'G2lton'I was sitting next to you, Roxy hahahahahahahahaha im sorry as soon as i sent that i thought i bet that was the bloke i was sitting next too hahahaha i do appoligise...you really dont look 58 lol roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'TassieRose' Quoting 'G2lton'I was sitting next to you, Roxy hahahahahahahahaha im sorry as soon as i sent that i thought i bet that was the bloke i was sitting next too hahahaha i do appoligise...you really dont look 58 lol roxxy That was you??????? Sheesh man take a few years off your age - you are looking fantastic for 58!!!!! . Kisses Focus