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Deforestation is killing our natural wetland areas.

June 17 2011

Is it just me or is anyone else concerned by the apparent widespread practice of clearfelling of our naturally bushy areas?.It seems like every profile that I look at promotes a bulldozed wasteland for themselves and a preference of the same in their playmates. I'm all for pro-choice and that everyone has a right to do what they want in their own back (or front) yard but is it being taken too far?I don't want to hear from protesters claiming aesthetics or cleanliness means we should all live by this practice, I would like to hear if peer/media pressure has played a part though. .I want to hear from fellow bush and topiary lovers.I want to hear from those female supporters that the bush is still alive and thriving. I want to hear from those guys that haven't fallen on their Wilkinson Sword. What do you love about it?.Me? I prefer my playmates to have a little bit of groundskeeping done so that it isn't a wild, tangled and unkempt jungle. A neat, tidy and proudly presented bush is my fave. I believe that sensitive areas should be protected by a bit of foliage.Though I prefer myself to be all natural I'm not beyond getting the whipper snipper clippers out and tidying up the yard for company if required (so by manicured on my profile I mean just a little off of the top). I love feeling the transition from a smooth tummy to the slightly course, yet silky in it's own way, Mons and then discovering amidst the surrounding growth the moistness of that spring of love. I love the sight of my seed being scattered throughout that forested Mons area, seeing it cling to the canopy before trickling down to the ground underneath. .I'm not racist, I am accepting of Brazilians, I'm just voicing a concern and my preference. .Cheers.RustyNote: The author himself has logged quite an extensive area of his own (once, okay twice, for research) and whilst finding the experience and sensation new and different (and fucking painfull!), he couldn't help but notice and feel that it was unnatural.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Nup I prefer mine all cleared for fire danger these days, Im so used to it now it feels unnatural with overgrowth Gawddd when it's first deforested its sooooo smooth n soft that it's like a damn shiny new toy and I can't keep my own hands off it Im set off by a stray breeze or draft and think, oooooohhhhhnice. . Plus Im now hiding from reality one time when starting up the whipper snipper I noticed a strange rustling in the bush, I froze at the sight, looked again, froze again, then said , "Fuck no, it can't be true" !!!!!!!! yes it's true I had found one pigmentally challenged pube. That was a long time ago now, I dont even want to know if it self seeded and proliferated by now. Best to stay in denial and mow mow mow

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I clearfell these days as it is the general practise and seems to be expected but would love to allow some regrowth. Men can stay old growth forests for all I care. I like the natural bushland and my fingers enjoy the bush walk as well, so long as it is pristine forests and there are no creepy crawlies (apart from the one eyed serpent who dwells there)......all is good.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I still love it and you though. (That's yet another post in reply to one of mine where you mention touching yourself. Am I maybe missing something here?) .I guess being a guy, with a tree standing out from the forest so to speak, I can appreciate the feelings of a breeze hitting those sensitive spots.Do things get so hot down there that there's a risk of things exploding? (Insert do you smoke after sex joke here)I mean we don't want you spontaneously combusting on us DGT but surely a controlled build up in heat resulting in fireworks is okay? .I'm sure there are products out there that allow you to spot spray those "undesirables" though. A front yard should be an even colouration shouldn't it?(I've seen on the internet a woman that had her carpet matching the curtains. Not unusual you say. What if I told you they were both a sky blue colour?)I myself have a streak about 1cm wide running down my body, from head to crotch that I've so far noticed, where I very rarely get a clear hair. Not grey or white but absolutely colourless. Not a concern for me but a curiosity. .Hmmm. You've got me thinking now DGT. Maybe I could start a Rusty's Mowing and landscaping service. Seeing how you ladies love a tradie.Possible slogans:- Hair today, gone tomorrow,- If you're a wuss, we'll trim your puss,- Maintaining your joy since 2011,- Our service will leave a smile on your... lips,- Our service will leave you in a lather,- Don't say Fuck! Go the pluck,- Our tools will make you buzz,- Beating the bush since 2011. Nah. I'd find it to.. ahem, hard to stay professional and if a client asked for a completely bare surface to play with, I don't know if I could do it..Cheers..A nature loving Rusty.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee' I clearfell these days as it is the general practise and seems to be expected but would love to allow some regrowth. Men can stay old growth forests for all I care. I like the natural bushland and my fingers enjoy the bush walk as well, so long as it is pristine forests and there are no creepy crawlies (apart from the one eyed serpent who dwells there)......all is good. Love that trek to the fountain of love.I agree too that a climate where a daily shower or two can condition the growth into a pristine environment is the most friendly for exploration. .One of my questions though is how has it become "expected" and general practice?Is it through peer and/or media pressure?Is it because so and so celebrities have done it and swear by it? Or has it been recommended by friends? .Cheers..A curious Rusty.Beware that one eyed trouser snake. It's bite, though not lethal, can cause swelling for up to 9 months.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    if it has been cleared in the past then keep it clear or the government may just put a ban on clearing ,, and regrowth is an ugly mass that causes irritation.. going further there is always the carbon debate to think about ???? just what are the credits on retaining bush or removing it clear felling is the way to go to keep vermin free also isnt it ???? Andy xxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Quoting 'D_G_T' I had found one pigmentally challenged pube. Oh come on, DGT, you can admit it, we're all friends here... You've reached at an age where there's not shame in saying... "My foliage has turned ranga" Chilli xx Or just call it "autumn" and join the lady who runs the cuntry... Nooooo no red ones lol, it was ashen pfft who am I kidding the damn thing was grey

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    And living here in Tassie, I am a great supporter of keeping the forests pristine. Though where there has been clear felling, reafforestation is always an option. I, like you Rusty, have experimented with radical clear felling. . . . while it was very horny making, very horny making, regrowth was problematic. The naked mons was ultra sensitive to rough stubble. When it comes to my partner, I have had one who presented a clear fell site and I did find it pleasant, cruising the area with my face, but as a preference I'm quoting Fionabee " I like the natural bushland and my fingers enjoy the bush walk as well, so long as it is pristine forests and there are no creepy crawlies (apart from the one eyed serpent who dwells there)"BTW Rusty, love your style. Wild Hairy Pagan

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I went the clear fell the first time because someone had told me it made you more sensitive. She was right. I also decided I didn't want to be walking around in a constant state of arousal, especially not as I was the manager of a small organisation and it was hard to make rational decisions when my cunt was constantly craving. Hence the regrowth!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Once a warn and damp rain forest has been around for a long time, it actually becomes a cherished and protected natural resource. Sure, it a renewable resourse but if a bit of care is taken...and it can be a thing of beauty. Other than a natural, disaster which is just nature's way of mainting the balance, you simple have to make sure that man's invasion of the environment does not cause and unnatural event... | Quoting 'D_G_T' Nup I prefer mine all cleared for fire danger these days... | Here is a perfect example and how you can help, DGT...just make that a couple of the the boy scouts are in there trying start a fire by rubbing two sticks together and you'll be fine. Most of them are so damn intent on feeling the heat that they are just careless when the sparks start to fly. | Of course, a good park ranger would trim back the excessive underbrush and only allow one scout in at a time in. Just make sure he's dressed warmly and doesn't need to burn anything. Don't forget that if you are hoping for frequent flyer tourist traffic... | ...even a good pilot needs a landing strip. | | Let it grow, hot shot. Then just like on those vids...pull out one at time...slooowly.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    this was awesome, smiled the while read it all...rusty are you a journalist, you should be or at least consider writing a story and you would have been awesome as a double agent....lol....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Jearzus...I need to turn myself in to the grammar police. It's not like me to drop my syntax or miss a stroke. Uh-oh...I think I just figured out the problem. One hand typing isn't easy you know. |

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Jearzus...I need to turn myself in to the grammar police. It's not like me to drop my syntax or miss a stroke. Uh-oh...I think I just figured out the problem. One hand typing isn't easy you know. | Thats cos you were obviously typing with a twisted branch you should really watch those kinks, they can get nasty

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    QUOTE': Its sooooo smoooth and soft that it's like a damn shiney new toy and I can't keep my own hands off it.Well, if it's that shiney, does that mean if I put my face real close I'll be able to see myself in there ???

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    It looks like you have turned me blue. So unless this post comes up in my normal colours... | Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' 'jiu;,n;ku7'-l'/.mj97 '';o0i''ljoimn kpolkj<0;08mn'ki km;oil'lu;l /jlp0kl9?":{ +_)(jkk.jh;lkhj;l.,mnpo7klu79yopm,90 ...there may be only one solution to the problem of being a Smurf. | Quoting 'D_G_T' You should really watch those kinks, they can get nasty....| And as for you oh Mistress of the Dungeon of the Damned....I will do you sloooowly. You know what happens when the screaming starts. And like you said to me... | ...come on, ya know ya wanna. | | And I agreed...it will be my pleasure to put the fear right up 'em.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    You know that grant from "Future Business Leaders" that was about to be approved for you HSC...the one for all the start up capital for your computer repair business? | I'm on the Board of Foundations and Grants. | Don't start ordering anything until we talk about this little problem you have of breaking threads and turning everyone blue in a forum. I know someone that could fix this with about two strokes of the ...naaaaa, he ain't even gonna help ya on this one. You broke it...you fix it. | | | Fuckin' baby ass blue...ohhhh hell next time colour me pink! Na-na-na-na- naaaaa-na!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I do have powers not available to mere mortals. Speaking of which, DGT....did you know that a duck has a twisted stick for a dick? No wait, that's a pig....oh well, same barnyard? | The italics are a nice touch too...lean to the right and bend over? |

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Oh yeah...the one that turned HSC blue.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    ☆☃☈☆...I know "titty typing when I see it. Gone on...tell 'em how I do this? | ☃ ...and now even Frosty has blue balls and YOU did it. | Just kidding...blue is a nice colour on Frosty. And it might keep his balls from burning when he goes to hell with the rest of us. Now go on...see if I fixed it for you. Try it....it's already blown blue!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'justjuice'QUOTE': Its sooooo smoooth and soft that it's like a damn shiney new toy and I can't keep my own hands off it.Well, if it's that shiney, does that mean if I put my face real close I'll be able to see myself in there ??? Best you take a realllllllllllllllll close look at it then And make sure to wear your sunnies cos the glare is a killer

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'lil_bit_rusty' . One of my questions though is how has it become "expected" and general practice? Is it through peer and/or media pressure? Is it because so and so celebrities have done it and swear by it? Or has it been recommended by friends? . Cheers. . A curious Rusty. Beware that one eyed trouser snake. It's bite, though not lethal, can cause swelling for up to 9 months. I beleive it is a peer thing and a recommendation from friends. However, I am now immune from the swelling caused by the trouser snake.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    If its that shiney I'll bring my sunnies and some zinc cream for m nose.. and if its really sunny' I might lay my towel on the floor and top up my tan.. Nude of course... dont want any unsightly cossie marks , now do I..Promise not to take advantage of me ? K PS... then again, theres not much I can do if Im in such a vunerable position and my resistance fails me.... is there and.... No Im not a tart...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' oh yeah, just for you Rusty *walks away whistling with a newly deforrested... desert???* Noooooooooo!!!!I'm too late. (I guess the wind wasn't whistling through the treetops then?) I was on my way over, willing to set up a tent, plant myself within and chain myself to the precious undergrowth to protect it from the wicked fate that awaited it, now you tell me I'm too late. SCHICK!! What am I going to do with all this "promotional" material from the 70's and 80's? I knew I spent too long working on my protest banners; "Pubes have feelings too!", "Say NO to bare. Cultivate the hair!", "9 out of 10 Dentists recommend flossing daily" and my favourite, "I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks". .Damn. The bush is our friend. It provides warmth in Winter and shade in Summer. Careful cultivation and selection of visitors should ensure that no foreign pests are released into the park's boundaries. Aside from that occasional niggling feeling at the back of your.... throat (honestly if you can't handle that you should just pack up your ballbag, leave the park and go home) there is no negative that I can see to experiencing a frolic in the bush..Hopefully you haven't done any permanent damage to the rooting system Chilli and that there is a chance for the precious undergrowth to return. I'd hate to hear that another barren desert has replaced a lush and fertile parkland, where creases like sand dunes have replaced the neat, manicured foliage that is loved by many. (Shakes his head in dismay and hopes that his words can save others).Thank you kickoutoflife for your compliments.No I'm definitely not a journalist, though I have considered penning an article or two about my life experiences.RHP has definitely allowed my previously repressed writing talents to flourish and I'm actually an aspiring lyricist (nothing completed yet, just a lot of titles, a few verses and the odd chorus).I enjoy writing and I like to think I'm entertaining at times but I still blush and play down compliments. .DGT why can't I get that song "Sunglasses at Night" out of my head? .Cheers..RustyOh and Chilli? It's okay. Blue is one of my fave colours and it does make the posts stand out.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Some ideas for names;S.N.A.T.C.HSupporters of Natural And Trimmed Coochie Hair..S.M.O.O.S PHDSupporters of Manicured Or Originally Styled Pubic Hair Designs..C.U.N.T LoversControlled Undergrowth 'N' Trimmed Lovers..Any other suggestions? .Please register your interest now by stating your current style and preference.We welcome converts and have a team of willing, non-judgmental and understanding sponsors to support you in your period of personal re-growth and development (Okay, so far there is only me but I'm sure there'll be more to follow). Anyone with styling or industry experience is encouraged to offer support to other members on how best to develop their personal garden of earthly delights. Regular inspections are encouraged, as is photographic documentation of growth stages. Members who are follicly challenged yet enjoy the delights a well maintained private preserve can offer are welcome to apply as well.If we can snag a celebrity or two maybe we can reverse this dismaying trend. (I'm sure if we tell them they'd be doing their bit for nature they'd jump right in).Encourage your friends and partners to lay some new turf.Craft of all sizes are awaiting a landing strip to "touch" down upon. .Cheers..RustyAnd Chilli? I think you may have mis-spelled dessert.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    That is unicode...about a half dozen key strokes per symbol in the proper computer syntax. That's unofficiall called "cock typing" named after the rooster that invented it. Has to be rock hard and rolling to do it....and I dotted the eyes on the screen. Gezzz I even took aim on that finger on your lips, HSC...too bad you didn't move that finger just bit too the left. | Some can. some can't...some will and some won't, and always watch it when you type "I left tit on the bridge near the bushes". |

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I have a brazillian, however am not against growing a landing strip - would make me feel more womanly... but as they say - hairless is EXPECTED of a woman these days. I like my man with hair down there - prefer it to be manicured, but don't care when he lets it grow a little wild! As I've stated on RHP before - Give me a man who looks like a MAN, not a LITTLE BOY! (MRS)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Well, after breaking my wrist on Wednesday, I certainly have regrowth sprouting everywhere!!! Love this post. Pusscat xxx

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  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    15 years ago

    Lasered = Smooth as silk (feels amazing) No more waxing No more shaving No more plucking No more stubble rash We do not often agree on Mrs Luvsilvers money spending regime (lol) but this is one thing that has been well worth the investment . - Mr Luvsilver

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'luvsilver' Lasered = Smooth as silk (feels amazing) No more waxing No more shaving No more plucking No more stubble rash We do not often agree on Mrs Luvsilvers money spending regime (lol) but this is one thing that has been well worth the investment . - Mr Luvsilver Laser changed my life. Smooth every day. . Sorry Rusty, but I'm another one who disagrees with you. All those nerve endings down there deserve to know what it feels like to be touched by skin that is just as soft and smooth. For everyone concerned.

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