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Decoding mens profiles

January 15 2011

This one's for the Ladies, it might help.40-ish: 52 and looking for 25-yr-old50-ish: 65, but dyes his hairAthletic: Never misses "ESPN Sportscenter"Well-read: Also has a subscription to "ESPN Magazine"Ambitious: Constantly dreams of getting two women in bed at the same time.Average-looking: BaldEducated: Will always treat you like an idiotFree Spirit: If you start going out with him...he will eventually try to sleep with your sisterFriendship first: As long as friendship involves nudityFun: Big drinkerGentle: Still lives with his mother.Good looking: ArrogantGourmet cook: Can work the can opener and the microwaveHonest: Pathological LiarHuggable: Fat guy with tons of body hair.Like to cuddle: Insecure, overly dependent -- possibly gayLoves candlelight dinners: Doesn't pay his electric billPoet: Has written on a toilet wallSpiritual: Goes to church with his grandmother on Easter SundayStable: Occasional stalker -- never arrestedThoughtful: Says "Please" when demanding a beerAdventurous: Peeping Tom at the neighborhood apartment complex.Committed: Currently institutionalized...but due to get out soon.Secure: In prison.New on the dating scene: Just out of prison.Well-traveled: Sees his picture on Australias Most Wanted and moves on to the next town.

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RHP User

15 years ago

That is so funny!!...I just laughed and laughed at that!

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RHP User

15 years ago

And thick...as a plank! And Available for nothing... Your future is in comedy Bungalow! And remember, avoid giving LSD to guide dogs>

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RHP User

15 years ago

Thankyou for this decoding - it will make a really useful reference point as I work my way through profiles lol Could you please let me know what "naturally sexy" means as your insight will be most appreciated xxx

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RHP User

15 years ago

funny!

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RHP User

15 years ago

Excellent and maybe too close to the mark. Love to see your take on womens profile. Tho that may get you into trouble :)

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RHP User

15 years ago

Got a good laugh outta that... but man' you sure have too much time on your hands to want to sit and nut all them things out ? Do these things come from your own personal experience.....are you really 36 years of age ?? hehe

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RHP User

15 years ago

I am laughin hard here in the back garden with a nice cold beer!! Can we have one on the women ! lol... And yes..what about naturally sexy? Men and women.. hehe.. thanks for the laugh.. sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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RHP User

15 years ago

pisser!! but you forgot one: 8-9 inches = i cant tell inches from centimetres

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RHP User

15 years ago

Again! Splendid xxx

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RHP User

15 years ago

Pissed myself laughing at this one...LITERALLY!! < Golden Shower anyone? xFunlovingx

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mcrackin

15 years ago

I didnt think us mere males were that cryptic...... Arent we just after a reasonably attractive, reasonably intelligent woman who likes lots of sex? Or am I an exception to the rule? No point in bullshitting about who you are and what u want. If you're fat and ugly and post a fake pic/profile, do u seriously think you'll get a sympathy root when a woman rocks up and fiinds that you are not who you claim to be?

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