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Dear all Men - Have you ever said Nay to the Vajayjay'?
July 14 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
Are you for real?? Get over it!! Urination is a normal function of the human body. Its like ejaculation in men. Some can shoot across the room and some just ooze. If you hadn't heard her then you wouldnt have had a problem. I hate to think what would happen if the poor girl was a squirter. Do you jump up and say eww? You have a few issues you need to sort out with a counsellor I think.I hate the word vajayjay. It's a vagina or a pussy.
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RHP User
13 years ago
yes - twice once at a gb the other when a friend and I were playing with another couple both times I was warned off by another about a particular woman (different woman both times) and how they smelt or tasted. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do the women you chose to bed never urinate? Awesome! I don't get why she's less attractive because she goes to the bathroom! Why should she have shame in that? She went to the toilet to take a piss FFS! What did you expect from that? I'd say she was waiting and waiting. For as long as she could, and then let it all out. And once you break the seal....... Man . You're a tough audience Mr75! ;-) Perhaps dragging her into a hot shower with would have made you forget she could piss like a racehorse? I stopped seeing a guy once (not the sole reason mind you but one of the biggest) due to the size of his .....a-hem.... Manhood. Too big. Yes, there is such a thing. We were inhibiting each other because if it so we went our separate ways. God he was beautiful...... Sigh
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ohh honey am I the girl for you. I think its important that I go to your loo and stand up on the seat and pee a stream as long and noisy as Niagara falls. I will knock back a six pack or two before I come to your house. That will help with the belch that will come out at the same time as I fart like a trouper. If your lucky I will laugh so hard as were roooooting that I will fart like a machine gun and blow your delicate little balls back for ya. Your clearly not a European guy, they like the pungent natural smells of a clean healthy woman they do not expect our cunt or our farts to smell like crushed rose petals. Listen fella, you guys no matter how hard you try still smell a bit like a just peeled of west coast eagle sox at times no matter how much you wash. Try reaching down between nut sack and arse hole and give it a bit of a going over. I think I should do a huge dump in your pristine dunny and leave a brown skid mark that would make a crocodile proud. TR no class but plenty of arse.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Must be tough to have such big problems in your life .
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RHP User
13 years ago
I do so hope for your sake that you either invented this scenario,it happened many moons ago, or if it was quite recent ,that you don't want to see the Princess of Pee ever again. If she reads this, I seriously doubt she will ever grace even one of your three throne rooms Prince Perfectlyfinicky. Perhaps you just don't realize,women as well as men ,small children and dogs, pee,poo,even fart .!!!!! I wonder what you did,did you send her home, with the excuse you suddenly developed a headache? x Hugs H
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RHP User
13 years ago
I can see a sienfeld episode now titled "the urinater"....Just on a whole this is a bit ewwwwww....
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RHP User
13 years ago
vagina or a pussy or well the thing tuscan red likes to call it. - yes i could have used those words but they didn't rhyme with nay and it was a catchy title !! - Seriously, as if I care that she took a piss, no of course. She was cool, funny and we got on like a house on fire, and even if it was on fire, I know a great way of putting it out. The point was and what ticked me if it's the first time would you not try and maintain a certain level of sexiness, instead of sounding like you'd taken a horse in with you? Okay are we alllll clear on this? I'm not saying don't wee, i'm just saying to 'MEN' or 'LADIES' who enjoy vaginas have they ever turned one down for whatever reason. Lost_focus understood, she gets the game.Do I need counseling? Yes of course, because I have to deal with these types of responses!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Of course I didn't send her home, and she certainly not from this site. I'm not a meany pants, honestly. And yes it would have made a great Seinfeld episode. Great 90's reference saturn, you can play the game too :PA
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have never had to say no because I exercise discernment in the ladies I take home in the first place.As for urination, I'm a bit gobsmacked by all this particularly as you seem to expect everyone to be right there with you on this, um no, you have some issues there Mr.Vajayjay ? wtf What do you call your cock ? Mr Snuffluffagus !Sorry if I'm harsh but someone needs to tell you.
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Smilingwithfun
13 years ago
Just one comment, only one gender has replied so far.
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RHP User
13 years ago
My reaction to hearing the " stream that emanated from that loo could have taken an eye out. A strong powerful jet hit the water and just kept going", I would have said, have another beer, have two. A stream that long and powerful is worth hearing again.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Tough crowd! Did you get her into bed and give her the dutch oven treatment?...lolPersonally no, I haven't been deterred other than momentarilly oncewhen sixty nining and she let a fart rip, and not a fanny fart!Being the good soldier I got back on with the job.Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
13 years ago
C'mon Priap - that's the one equaliser. Even the queen occassionally has a glance at her own toilet paper (yep - she poos too!!!!) . I reckon it'd be even funnier hearing her side of the story when you went to the toilet: "He get's up and casually mentions he is going to powder his nose, and disappears to some sort of executive toilet that sounded like it was in the West Wing of the apartment, or next door even. Pretty fancy though - it sounds like it's got a tv and radio in there. What's even weirder is I think he had a shower before he went to the toilet. Anyway, he was gone for ages and I was busting to go too, especially after hearing the shower! I knew I couldn't last through a shower before going so I just squatted in his kitchen sink"
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RHP User
13 years ago
From reading OP's post, it sounds as though he's never been in a relationship past the awkward "don't fart in front of each other" phase! Seriously, does he realise that we girls all know men urinate out of the thing we are going to suck on later? GTFOver it already LOL!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Wtf this is so weird ! .............................I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head in disbelief! ............ If I was her I'd tie you up and pee all over you for being such a jerk :) ........trying to imagine how squeamish you must be in bed , what if she "queefed" during fucking ? Deal breaker? I'm going to have to add stifling my piss to my list of thing that make you ladylike and your vagina attractive ...... Rolling my eyes like mad here
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RHP User
13 years ago
And don't be too hard on Priapus. Yes we all piss etc.. But I can see how an overtly vocal pee may be a bit of a surprises. We all fart too. But who likes to hear a fart?But would it put me off?.. No way man! I'd be looking to see what else those clearly awesome pelvic floor muscles could get up to.~grins~
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RHP User
13 years ago
Feeling the need to never let anyone hear you pee or whatever is an issue that you likely developed in your younger years. Lots of people do, but as they mature they realise that everyone does it and eventually become more relaxed about it. Just chill out and accept it... xxx
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Zsuza69
13 years ago
Quoting 'DeliciousCplBris' Wtf this is so weird ! .............................I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head in disbelief! ............ If I was her I'd tie you up and pee all over you for being such a jerk :) ........trying to imagine how squeamish you must be in bed , what if she "queefed" during fucking ? Deal breaker? I'm going to have to add stifling my piss to my list of thing that make you ladylike and your vagina attractive ...... Rolling my eyes like mad here i agree WTF have you ever asked a woman how hard it is for her to pee without hitting the water?and as for putting toilet paper down there first .....well good way to get water and pee all over the floor and into the next room if it blocks when you flush lol.I wonder what you do when you go in a public toilet????? Do you go over and turn on every wash basin tap and flush every toilet before going to the furthest one to pee??????What would you do if you got with a woman who liked watersports??????And as for giving the pussy a fancy name WTFGet a life and get over the pee everyone does it and at 37 years old your not over it well that says everything.Me myself (the guy) hearing a woman pee is actually a turn on. Call me weird but we are all different except for a few things. one being we all pee
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RHP User
13 years ago
when i was first reading this tread i thought op you have issues, but we all have things that make us go ewww.... the comments that followed had be doing the biggest belly laughs, hilarious and 'tuscanred' yours was my favourite lol cant stop laughing ......
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RHP User
13 years ago
Seriously..... Can you actually pee in front of someone else? Public toilets must be a nightmare for you. Bodily functions are normal, they are natural, we all have them. We all pee, we all fart, we all poo, we all have snot and pick our noses as well but hey, does that put you off kissing someone? Big deal...get over it. Many people reading this actually enjoy water sports and it is just as well your last sexual partner did not confess to rimming someone the night before. Christ. Imagine that...her sticking her tongue in your mouth when not 24 hours prior to that she had been licking some guys arse..... One other thing to think about here as well...if she can pee that forcefully then she quite likely has great muscle control. No I would never get to the stage of pants off and then saying "NO" Unless covered in wart like sores. Imagine just how demoralising that would be for a man? Being turned down because he was too small, odd shaped or had to actually pee in front of me! If they are less than clean...try taking a shower together first.
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RHP User
13 years ago
In Japan, some toilet cubicles have machines that when you press them, they make a noise of water repeatedly flushing, so as to disguise the sound of you 'relieving yourself.'It sounds like you are in dire need of one of these installed in your home, Priapus. Turning on the shower to disguise the noise? Really? On top of it being ridiculous, what a waste of water!Surprise surprise, we are human. We urinate, defecate, burp, grow pimples, have body odour, the list goes on. What if I were to say: 'oh sorry, I'll only have sex with you/give you a blowjob straight after you've had a shower and thoroughly cleaned all of your orifices with soap and hot water' ?Having said that, in the extreme examples where the other person may have had some form of Delhi Belly half an hour ago or haven't had a shower for a week, I'm fairly sure I would have to pass up. But passing up someone on the sheer basis of hearing them urinate (which we all do, many times a day!) is quite over the top.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Jean_Girard' C'mon Priap - that's the one equaliser. Even the queen occassionally has a glance at her own toilet paper (yep - she poos too!!!!) . I reckon it'd be even funnier hearing her side of the story when you went to the toilet: "He get's up and casually mentions he is going to powder his nose, and disappears to some sort of executive toilet that sounded like it was in the West Wing of the apartment, or next door even. Pretty fancy though - it sounds like it's got a tv and radio in there. What's even weirder is I think he had a shower before he went to the toilet. Anyway, he was gone for ages and I was busting to go too, especially after hearing the shower! I knew I couldn't last through a shower before going so I just squatted in his kitchen sink" Nice one Jean.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh dear lord this is funny indeed!First of all like many above said every one urinates, Maybe if you had just met her and she decided to leave the door open and talk to you while she was in the act it might be a turn off but give the girl a break! Maybe you should have just turned your music or television up. From the sounds of how powerful her stream was ( ha ha ha ha ) this lady probably had some good vaginal muscles .. you know what that means.I must admit once i did stop going to go down on a woman because it was not a nice scent when i kissed along her panty line , but i just took her into the shower had a soapy ( sexy) hot shower and than continued in the bedroom , problem solved.Primal
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65'I can see a sienfeld episode now titled "the urinater"....Just on a whole this is a bit ewwwwww.... There already is one, although not about urination. George Constanza is half way through sex with a new girlfriend, in her tiny, tiny apartment. Finds that the rather large lunch he had earlier in the day is making its way through his system, and that the minuscule bathroom straight off the bedroom isn't going to "afford him the privacy he needs". He leaves mid act to rush home. Rest of the episode is then about how he can possibly explain this to his flame to return to her good books!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Peeing lady if you're reading this... Please please next time go for a shit. Leave the door open and eat chocolate!!! Then OP you'll have something to whinge about!! Poor woman I feel for her!! Hugs roxxy
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RHP User
13 years ago
Many women develop a ph inbalance in the vagina. This can be caused simply by taking anti-biotics...amonst other things. It does tend to cause a stronger than normal odour. It is a simple thing to remedy with some over the counter stuff from all leading chemists although a trip to the doctor to confirm that it is nothing more sinister than a ph inbalnce may be a good idea. The odour is stronger during and after sex. It can not be transmitted to another person as it is not an STI.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I heard someone's toilet symphony. Cleanliness is next to goodliness of course, so smells and leftover bits would be an altogether different story for me. On the flip side, I have poo-formance anxiety - I just can't go when a lover is about. I guess that would make me a safe bet for a fussy man like you P!
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WHY_NOT_LOOK
13 years ago
Im so with you here Delicious cpl.... i bet hes a lights out vanilla boy that was mothered to much.. boobs would only be for feeding a child and sex only for multipling....you are the biggest turn off for even making this a topic....rolling eyes and shacking my fist to Quoting 'DeliciousCplBris'Wtf this is so weird ! .............................I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head in disbelief! ............ If I was her I'd tie you up and pee all over you for being such a jerk :) ........trying to imagine how squeamish you must be in bed , what if she "queefed" during fucking ? Deal breaker? I'm going to have to add stifling my piss to my list of thing that make you ladylike and your vagina attractive ...... Rolling my eyes like mad here
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RHP User
13 years ago
If it was me I would have laughed it off!+Asked if I could watch next time ;)Everyone reads into things as they choose to- was she lacking manners, nonchalant, quietly confident (for want of another phrase :P) inconsiderate?Seems a bit too fussy to me, but everyone has there thing.Cass xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ever seen the movie Dessert Flower? An interesting part of my job as a midwife is that I have a lo to do with African women, many of whom are circumsised, their clit and vulva are cut off and they are sewn back up resulting in coarse scarring and a small hole for which periods and urine can escape. It takes them 20 minutes to pee. Every. Single. Time. . When we perform de-infibulation (make an opening large enough for safe childbirth) they need to be prepared for hearing their pee "thunder" into the toilet in record time. This is unfamiliar to them and in some ways shameful. They want to be sewn back up after baby is born. It is unlawful for us to suture the opening back gain. Unfortunately many return to Africa to have this done. . So Mr Priapus, you know what? Forgive and forget....and celebrate life!
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RHP User
13 years ago
looks like Priapus has pushed the flush button on his profile......
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RHP User
13 years ago
This whole thread has just cracked me up.. funny, funny stuff, guys. xxO
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RHP User
13 years ago
I wonder if its just because he has never heard that sound beforeYou know how some men have trouble hitting the bowl :POn the topic i have once but only because i didn't feel any sexual attraction for the lady in question not because here toilet played Yellow Waterfall.. (by I.P Standing) yes that's right pulling out the old old word play jokes :P
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RHP User
13 years ago
I can't believe that anybody could be offended by hearing someone urinating. Hells bells, man! Heaven help you if someone farted in your presence.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Morticiaaa' It takes them 20 minutes to pee. Every. Single. Time. . So Mr Priapus, you know what? Forgive and forget....and celebrate life!By the time the cone of silence is activated, it probably takes that long for Priap to go through the motions too :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Seems he has left the building.....
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RHP User
13 years ago
.... a mine site i once worked out. We had the opportunity to express our concerns towards the managing directors on where we thought the mine was heading and what things we could change to increase the company's production... as far as digging dirt was concerned.... A young guy stood up in front of 200 people and said he wanted more of a selection with the salad's in the dry mess..... I nearly feel off my chair laughing... such a trivial thing i thought, but it was important to him i guess. ..... maybe you need a wee bit of counselling with this matter
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RHP User
13 years ago
now that was a strange lad.... kinda reminded me of The Fedral Police MAn
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RHP User
13 years ago
Imagine if she knew you felt this way. She would be totally embarrassed. Adults overlook little things like that,don't they? I know men that would love a woman to stand above them and piss over the length of their body and yes sit on their face and piss in their mouth.So be thankful it was in 1 of your 3 toilets. I have had wind at a buddies place before,so off to the toilet,and do you know how hard it is to fart and not be heard? Same guy loves to watch me piss! He wouldn't care if he heard me fart.
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RHP User
13 years ago
What you're looking for mate is someone on dialysis that doesn't piss anymore. If I were you I'd start trying to pick up at your local aged care facility. That way your special lady can empty her urine bag quietly before she arrives at your place. If you're lucky , she may even take her teeth out for you aswell...................Did you realise that women shit aswell... Bloody disgusting isn't it! ...................Surely you cannot be serious.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Nope..Wrong there mate..The Queen has servants to measure Her poo. Prince Charles has a hand maiden that takes careful aim for Him and as for farting..The Royal family has had an operation to stop this, its called a "defarttechtomy" :)And Camilla wouldn`t care, She`s a rich bitch now. She probably throw Her incontanance knickers out onto the peasants lurking below.But getting from the point...A healthy flow from a man or woman is a good show of health, as long as its not aimed at my face, who cares. :DMust admit after a few beers I sound like Niagra Falls in full flow, but I do close the doors, but it is some times so good to let it burst out that who gives a flying one :DAs the Royals love their G&Ts I`m sure they pee more water than the fountain in Trafalgar square....MMMM Then the water in Trafalgar is a strange shade of yellow. :D
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RHP User
13 years ago
I had the privalage of seeing a few castles in England before coming to Australia 30+ years ago.Can`t remember which castle it was, think the one in Skipton. But, as we talking about toilets :DThe castle was built with an area that had stones that stuck out over the moat, these had gaps that a plank of wood was placed over with a hole in the middle. This hole was not directly over the moat....But a walk around area that the royal guards patrolled. This area was patrolled by the "worst guards" as punishment.Now think about this, (sorry this could get dirty >_<)What if the Swiss Guards had to do this under Buck House..Think of the dry cleaning on those buzbies must be enormous LOLAlso seeing most of the Royals fat arses bulging between these planks of wood pushing out last nights pheasant, caviar, duck la friggin orange and other fancy stuff.Now...If I was a royal...Would put a Macca`s in the East wing of buck house, Domino`s/Pizza hut? HJ`s...Gotta have some chicken..Red Rooster or Chicken treat?.............Beer, wine and spirits.....And have politicians patroling under the toilets.Gosh..Just created utopia :DWhat ya think?
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RHP User
13 years ago
"to shake the lettuce " nothing more natural
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RHP User
13 years ago
stupid made up words...
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RHP User
13 years ago
LMFAO Hilarious 10/10 for your reply...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Trying out for the new it's knockout, trying to fill the container before the other team to dunk the team captain!!! Insecure much??
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RHP User
13 years ago
Why do you HAVE 3 dunnies for?? Are they strategically placed so that, if you need to, you can move away from populated areas of the house to take a piss?? Or is it that these 3 toilets have scratch and sniff switches so you can tell if it's 'safe' from the previous steamer??
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RHP User
13 years ago
looks like he's pissed off or cracked the shits !Oh wash my potty mouth !
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RHP User
13 years ago
Priapus, Grow some balls!!!! If this is the sort of thing that ruffles you, I hazard a guess you don't do well with ladies.......
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RHP User
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
From someone that made a big noise about a noise.......silence.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I often think that originating posts here, is a little like volunteering to be put in the stocks and allowing people to hurl all sorts of missiles at you. IMO never post in anger or under the influence x Hugs H
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RHP User
13 years ago
So I am at a friends flat with my partner and the bathroom is off the living room and I relieve myself in the calming warm waters of the shower over tub only to be informed later that the sound was distinctly different and very apparent as they both awkwardly sat metres away listening to me pee in his shower pmsl!!! I would have just laughed if I was the listener :)Okay so I assume everyone pee's in the shower haha well I do! Cass xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
Firstly, props for putting yourself up in front of the fanny firing line very brave! I would be pissing my pants in fear! I understand your trepidation at others hygiene, that part only. I myself carry baby wipes whenever I go out anywhere. May be this is one solution to your issues, why don't you be a gentleman & have some as a nice touch near the loo or suggest a hot steamy shower together. However, if you don't want to hear the urinary twinklings of your female company buy a little fountain, or play music a little louder, or how about you go elsewhere if it conjures up such deep seated dread! Ever thought this woman may have baby wipes in her handbag... Or that may be weeing in the loo is a non issue for her because it is something she has done her whole life...Being a squirter myself, and no it isn't pee, I was once so humiliated by a man at the age of 18 for drenching him (he accused me of pissing on him) that my squirting dried up until it seems of late has become fashionable again, its all I do! Every guy I have met lately asks me "are you a squirter"? Bodily fluids emanate from every orifice so if this aural problem you have with urinating ever affects your manly ability to perform another natural bodily function, ahem, sex, then if I were you I would be taking all measures to make sure my wee issues didn't get in the way of my having pleasure. You know what you like and what you don't like so take responsibility for it, how do we know what you like? Also yes I have knocked back sleeping with guys but not for peeing like race horses or leaving my toilet seat up - don't care about that to be honest, I like to connect with & be attracted to men I sleep with first & foremost! So if there is no spark I ain't squirting!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Peeing on your feet in the shower reduces tinea.... :p. but lmao @ being busted pure gold
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RHP User
13 years ago
I am reading this thread from my hospital bed & laughed so hard from post by Tuscanred!The irony from all these pissings about wee is I sit here afflicted by infection of me kidney OUCHIE!
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innerpeace4
13 years ago
what a fucking losser !
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innerpeace4
13 years ago
Welcome to N.S.W. LaLucifina
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RHP User
13 years ago
Madamezentai is right its a vagina or a pussy. Much like in the wild pussies Come in a myriad of shapes an sizes from the highly domesticated molli coddled under utilized Himalayan pussy to the queen of the jungle the all powerful sleek with just the right Maine lioness. The smooth seductive panther to the dominating mountain lion, a street wise tabby cat who knows how to get its way an is more than comfortable to go it alone. I love pussies in all there forms. Long story short yeah ive said no to a vagina.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' Ohh honey am I the girl for you. I think its important that I go to your loo and stand up on the seat and pee a stream as long and noisy as Niagara falls. I will knock back a six pack or two before I come to your house. That will help with the belch that will come out at the same time as I fart like a trouper. If your lucky I will laugh so hard as were roooooting that I will fart like a machine gun and blow your delicate little balls back for ya. Your clearly not a European guy, they like the pungent natural smells of a clean healthy woman they do not expect our cunt or our farts to smell like crushed rose petals. Listen fella, you guys no matter how hard you try still smell a bit like a just peeled of west coast eagle sox at times no matter how much you wash. Try reaching down between nut sack and arse hole and give it a bit of a going over. I think I should do a huge dump in your pristine dunny and leave a brown skid mark that would make a crocodile proud. TR no class but plenty of arse. OMG its George Carlin re-incarnate. Good on you Red Mike
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RHP User
13 years ago
I feel for the chick whom no dought knows your referring to her! I could imagine she's thinking you have a big L on your forehead , big L for loser and not a L for a large cock ! Thats just not cool ! keep it for the boys down the pub .. Quoting 'Saturn65'I can see a sienfeld episode now titled "the urinater"....Just on a whole this is a bit ewwwwww....
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'innerpeace4' Welcome to N.S.W. LaLucifina@ innerpeace4 - thank you...
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RHP User
13 years ago
u must get mummy to still wipe yr arse.
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AmiablePrick
13 years ago
Maybe if you took it a bit further you might have discovered that 'lady' friend didn't have a 'vajajay' at all. With your obsession about the sounds of human bodily functions you might overlooked the detail that you picked up a chick with a dick - although the accurate sounds of the peeing trajectory would discount that theory a bit. Lucky for you, if you can't get over this experience, you've still got impressive plumbing in your apartment to get you by.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Interesting responses.... I totally understand where you are coming from priapus75.. I have wondered the same sort of thing.. Like..When I meet for coffee or drinks.. I am dressed nice, make up and hair etc.. I have heard some don't. I always clean my house before a play date..clean sheets.. burn the nice smellies.. make everything nice.. I have been to others and there is no prep for play.. makes me wonder .. especially a first play date.. I like to make a good impression. Hmmm
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RHP User
13 years ago
she took a piss FFS! We all pee we all poo. GET SOME EARPLUGS AND remember when your old and grey and have lost function of your bodily faculties that you may suffer with the loss of bladder and bowel control and all dignity, possibly all over the nursing home floor, heard and seen by many shock horror!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have to say that a lot of the replies on this thread have had me in stitches, so thank you to all of you for the smile and the laughter. No point asking him how he goes in public toilets now as he's no longer here, but if he can't handle the replies where people stray off the subject he clearly wanted us to stick with, I'm guessing he doesn't get out much and deal with real people these day *glares at everyone with hands on hips and foot tapping* alright now..........which one of you bullies scared the poor man away before I could have my say at him? Come on.....fess up!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I went to his house after eating a bowl of chillies what can I say, his loo needs a new paint job
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RHP User
13 years ago
LMAO @ Tuscan!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm guessing that the OP was a troll post - very characteristic by making inflammatory postings and then standing back and watching the hive go berserk.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Man, dude you have some serious issues ... peeing and vagina issues to be exact... @Zsuza69, I'm with you I love to hear a woman pee, hell sometimes I stand there in the doorway talking to the person while they piss away...no more than they like to hear us piss. As so many stated it's natural... now if you don't want to hear it then rig the bathroom so when the door closes it turns on music or better still tell your guest to piss out in the back yard... This is really funny, can't believe I read.. this....
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RHP User
13 years ago
funny stuff some of this....have i ever said 'no'? yes.......absolutely, but not for the OP's reasons. thats as natural as drawing breath, so that could never be valid. i've said no because i didnt find the gal attractive, another because she was a smoker, andther because she was my then best mates wife.... but never because she had to pee.....lol...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Seems the solution to this problem is have a sexy shower first wash each other all over and go with the flow,if she or you need to pee(urinate.no1's ect) it will happen in the shower,best of both worlds
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RHP User
13 years ago
I've said no for other reasons but this was funny to read.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Get over it man!! is she hot? do you want ot do her???? then piss does not matter! go fuck!
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RHP User
13 years ago
but feel free to talk to me! ok!! yeahh baby
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