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Dear God.........
December 15 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
May all your chickens turn to emus and kick your f***in' shithouse down Then there is the other oldie: May all your rabbits die!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I will kill you your family and your goldfish (he couldnt leave any witnesses) Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
"DEAR GOD" are usually words spoken when lipsenclose over my cock and that warm sucking feeling takes over ,,,,,,,,, but thats just the relegious up bringing coming out in me Andy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' I will kill you your family and your goldfish (he couldnt leave any witnesses) Kisses Focus Eloquent and to the point. yes, I very much like this one.My dear brother has 2 girls that are a few years away from that traditional age where boys start to get interesting. He already has "The Line" prepared for the meeting of the first boyfriend.The first is, "When you're sitting in the movies or parked up in your car and things start to get a little hot and heavy, all I ask is that you stop for a brief moment and remember three things. First, my daughter is my whole word and I'll do anything to protect her. Second, I own a shotgun and third, I'm not afraid of going back to gaol"! The second is more to the point. He plans on taking the said boy aside and telling him, "If you hurt her, remember this. Do you know that in the middle of winter if you stab a man in the gut, steam rises from the wound?"
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RHP User
15 years ago
Make the fat guy at work shut up about video games and star trek. Maybe strike him down with the batmobile. Thank you
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sorry about the post...... not sure why it came up like that :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'QLH454' Quoting 'focusliason' I will kill you your family and your goldfish (he couldnt leave any witnesses) Kisses Focus Eloquent and to the point. yes, I very much like this one.My dear brother has 2 girls that are a few years away from that traditional age where boys start to get interesting. He already has "The Line" prepared for the meeting of the first boyfriend.The first is, "When you're sitting in the movies or parked up in your car and things start to get a little hot and heavy, all I ask is that you stop for a brief moment and remember three things. First, my daughter is my whole word and I'll do anything to protect her. Second, I own a shotgun and third, I'm not afraid of going back to gaol"! The second is more to the point. He plans on taking the said boy aside and telling him, "If you hurt her, remember this. Do you know that in the middle of winter if you stab a man in the gut, steam rises from the wound?" tel him that cacti and pebbles under the window too...neeed a detterrent..he could of course always ask wehere they are going...a few minutes later get his coat...turn to his wife/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend (what ever he has) and say.."come on we are going out" with a nasty smile on his face.... I did also enjoy what an old boss of mine did in times of stress..he would mutter under his breath "calm blue oceans...calm blue oceans...calm blue f***** oceans...I of course helped by humming the theme from jaws Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Camels have lovely eyelashes and that's all I have to say about it. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' Quoting 'QLH454' Quoting 'focusliason' I will kill you your family and your goldfish (he couldnt leave any witnesses) Kisses Focus Eloquent and to the point. yes, I very much like this one.My dear brother has 2 girls that are a few years away from that traditional age where boys start to get interesting. He already has "The Line" prepared for the meeting of the first boyfriend.The first is, "When you're sitting in the movies or parked up in your car and things start to get a little hot and heavy, all I ask is that you stop for a brief moment and remember three things. First, my daughter is my whole word and I'll do anything to protect her. Second, I own a shotgun and third, I'm not afraid of going back to gaol"! The second is more to the point. He plans on taking the said boy aside and telling him, "If you hurt her, remember this. Do you know that in the middle of winter if you stab a man in the gut, steam rises from the wound?" tel him that cacti and pebbles under the window too...neeed a detterrent..he could of course always ask wehere they are going...a few minutes later get his coat...turn to his wife/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend (what ever he has) and say.."come on we are going out" with a nasty smile on his face.... I did also enjoy what an old boss of mine did in times of stress..he would mutter under his breath "calm blue oceans...calm blue oceans...calm blue f***** oceans...I of course helped by humming the theme from jaws Kisses Focus Cacti and pebbles! That tickled a memory of mine where in conversation, my late father (My he rest in peace) commented to one of my early girlfriends to watch out for our family. He described our family tree as a cactus...... full of pricks.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Camels have lovely eyelashes and that's all I have to say about it. Hugs Stalky Stalky, that paints the most disturbing mental picture! LOLThen again, different strokes and all that. (Then, there's the old chestnut, why are camels called "ships of the desert"?)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Xmas is coming, the season of good will Breath in breath out and realise that some people must suck piss through sweaty socks to be the grumpy sour faced people that we see. Xmas spirit here,but some poor folk have to pass the yellow
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RHP User
15 years ago
LOL... GL... Hense why i said i hope their arms are too short.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee'Then there is the other oldie: May all your rabbits die! Oh NOOOOO! Gonna have to get on my knees for this one!Look, God, I've mastered the art of the monumental f**k-up this year, 2010 in many respects just wasn't my year. I am very aware of this, and yes, I may well burn in hell for one or two of my transgressions, but please please PLEEEEASE DON'T LET MY RABBIT DIE!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'fionabee'Then there is the other oldie: May all your rabbits die! Oh NOOOOO! Gonna have to get on my knees for this one!Look, God, I've mastered the art of the monumental f**k-up this year, 2010 in many respects just wasn't my year. I am very aware of this, and yes, I may well burn in hell for one or two of my transgressions, but please please PLEEEEASE DON'T LET MY RABBIT DIE!!! You were too young to understand about the rabbits dying. lol.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'fionabee'Then there is the other oldie: May all your rabbits die! Oh NOOOOO! Gonna have to get on my knees for this one!Look, God, I've mastered the art of the monumental f**k-up this year, 2010 in many respects just wasn't my year. I am very aware of this, and yes, I may well burn in hell for one or two of my transgressions, but please please PLEEEEASE DON'T LET MY RABBIT DIE!!! You were too young to understand about the rabbits dying. lol. Either way, Im too busy being flattered for being considered "too young" for anything! Perhaps you prefer the dolphin ... *shrug*
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RHP User
15 years ago
Before moderm methods, back around the fifties sometime I think. Dont quote me on that though. Pregnancy testing was done on a rabbit. If it died you were pregnant. Sorry if you thought I was refering to the battery operated rabbit of today (giggle, smirk). Not much fun if today's rabbits died either. Myximatosis anyone?
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RHP User
15 years ago
May everyone be blessed no matter who they are or where there from.. may people show an understanding for each other knowing that no one in this world is perfect.. we can not cure the blind or heal very sick.. but we can help them laugh, love, grow, feel.. we can accept that some people will annoy us and wish them well and move on.. we can rise above the actions of those before us and show the world we are capable of love.. not just for ourselves or for other people but for all.. one day may we see who we really are in your eyes.. for we are all just threads in the tapistry.. may we all be blessed and see this in ourselves knowing that no matter what else may happen in our lives we are here.. and we are alive! Have a safe and merry xmas everyone :) *hugs* Giggly XX
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RHP User
15 years ago
Amen Giggly Merry Xmas to all and may the new year bring you all you deserve GL xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
GIGGLY..... Very well said... I wish no one any animosity... what i said was tongue in cheek... But you have summed it up nicely.. Merry Christmas to you too and may all your dreams and hopes come true for you... And to the people in a less fortunate position to a lot of us.... May god look after you too. Merry Christmas to all xxxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi! I accept your apology for the way your post came out..dev..n..trips I figured it was tongue in cheek .Jst as well because when ou send out Karma t others be i Negative or Positive you get it back 10fold ..I'd hate to now your 10 goldfsh died, you were infested with the flees of 10 Camels x10timeshe!he! Lol LU :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
No problem MadamDragonfly Im a firm believer in karma, soooo thaqnk god i dont have ten goldfish, and no fleas here.. phewwwwwwww Merry Christmas hun and have a great new year xxxx trips
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