RHP

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Curious to know

March 25 2012

Just curious to know what guys use for relief girls use vibrators,dildos,fingers and veg from the kitchen what do guys use except for the obvious their hands.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Well some boys have admitted to using half a rockmelon or watermelon on the forum before. :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Something about lunch meats??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Men don't need damn props, as long as we have one hand working we are set.Of course there are some here that use both hands, cos they must have two dicks as they could be that stupid just playing with one! lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    the skin of a juicy juicy mango, exquisite,,,, when in season

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    one of those magic wands cranked up so it runs along your shaft/balls, and the vibe head is just on the bottom of the head of your cock (the base of it, not on the 'front' of it - I just find that position irritating) Its a very different feeling to what you get from pulling your cock, but I find it works quite satisfactorily :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I use other dudes. It's a no brainier. There's always someone horny somewhere so all I have to do is go outside and wait a few minutes til one comes along. Sure beats tossing off. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Myself nothing but my hands, although I'd try other things I usually have a partner to help.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    A sock I think haha :)Cass xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    "vibrators,dildos,fingers and veg from the kitchen"..........I wouldn't limit it to that ;)Cass xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    My cleaning lady....she's a bit older than I normally would like, but I think she invented gummy worms so what the hell. | Any port...in a storm. | | An no, you sickos...my spiel chucker was not turned on just then!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    my membership has been worth it....... i'm off to buy a 'magic wand'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Stalky others may not be as lucky as you,you crack me up and Cass that was just some please share.xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Valium provides a great sense of relief.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    When I was a young teenager I use to hold the sheets tight and rub my cock back and forth against the fabric... then blow a load on my window curtains. :p Crackly curtains... must be caused by the bright son right? Plus I never quite understood the dirty sock or pillow case brigade. Humping a pillow? Awwhhh c'mon.... that's too much hard work! Yesterday I came home from the beach... couldn't wear my shirt though as it was really wet and stinky. Big afternoon. Should have packed some wet wipes.These days the teenagers buy themselves a fleshlight off the internet.HugsStalky Quoting 'multiples_xxx' A sock I think haha :)Cass xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    The answer is porn. every sex shop Iv been in has two sections (sic) Porn and toys, not enough male toys for me. God I love Uporn. lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I use the missus. Hehehehehe.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Why over complicate things? I'm not jerking off for an intense prolonged experience, it's just to clear my head so my brain can start functioning normally again. Hand, tissue, flush, done.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    more of you lovely men didn't say the fleshlight??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I'm dying to know how those things are supposed to work??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    As boys we think we can stick our cocks in anything. We usually learn pretty quickly that significant care is required. It really is absurdly fragile. This is why we need cock-poking-trouble analogues, like motorcycles and blogs. Pussy, otoh, can really take a pounding. Or a fisting. No problemo.I remember one I'll thought out encounter with the wall inlet valve at a hotel pool when I was 15. Hot babe suntanning, oblivious, me holding on to the edge of the pool, pounding the hole in the pool wall with my cock. But no lube really and a PVC pipe, wasn't good later on.I think 99% of guys just use their hand. Two handed wankers should be avoided at all costs as it is a sign of duplicity and a soft cock. Frankly, after fucking some girls I've thought "what a waste of a good wank" because I could have done it better to myself. I'm sure many girls have felt the same.

  • avidmale

    avidmale

    14 years ago

    I find the whole concept of fucking an object rather.. odd... for lack of a better term (and in risk of judging those that do..) But for those that are inclined.. said objects you've mentioned.. also applies to arses..Anyway.. hands are enough in my opinion.. leave the thrusting of cock to where it was supposed to go.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Men are simple creatures.........just hands or even hand .....and all you sexy rhp women for inspiration !Some men can even wank and type at the same time..............who says men can't multi-task

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    hehe i cam just imagine i love mangos

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    im new to red hot pie like an hour new anybody have any hot tips :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Best advice I could give you is ; don't stray too far of subject in these threads ; keep away from dirty old men.   ...aw shit, ... that would be me.

  • RHP

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    14 years ago

    There are heaps of things besides hands and fruits and most of them are available online so listen up boys!There is a false pussy, shaped like a torch called a Fleshlight. It is made of soft latex type material encased in a hard plastic outer and available in several different types and internal shapes. I have seen them in anal shapes as well. There are other products of a similar shape and size and do the same thing. There are other fake pussies that are round and flat in shape with a pussy shaped hole in the centre. Not forgetting the ubiquitous blow up doll. These range from the ridiculous to the exotic. I have seen some that looked like a deformed pool toy and others that were quite lifelike. My own personal favourite and one that I have in my dungeon is a blow up sheep that makes a delightful "baa" noise when anally penetrated. Please note I do not in anyway favour beastiality, I just think it's hilarious to watch a guy using a blow up sheep.Moving on to the more obsure forms of gentleman's pleasure......A Hitachi wand looks like a stick mixer but instead of blades it had a bulbous head. These are good when used up and down the cock and sometimes over the balls. Several attachments are available, one of which is a silicon sleeve into which the guys inserts his cock and others that are for anal insertion. Vibrators designed for women can also be used both on the outside and inside and vibrating cock rings are available in packets of condoms at the supermarket!These are just the usual aids. I haven't started on the kinky side of things.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    You scare me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    You don't scare me Mistress T but do tell lets start on the kinky things.xx

  • Mr_MrsJones

    Mr_MrsJones

    14 years ago

    Now I know. A hitachi!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Angelic2011' more of you lovely men didn't say the fleshlight?? The fleshlight...shudder...I just couldn't. Vibrators are more of an accepted part of society. I've had many a threesome with a lady and her BOB and enjoyed myself every time. Boys toys though just make me cringe...call me old fashioned.Guys with an active imagination are easily capable of using two hands. Other guys just use one hand...the spare hand is used to hold the magazine / remote.I'm surprised that no one has mentioned using lube. A bit of good quality wet stuff goes a long way...nothing worse than friction burn on your man servant...ooouch!