M50
Creative approach
May 21 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
You're such a tease, I assume this is foreplay!! When are you going to show us your creative aproach? Might be able to learn something here. *mesmerised*
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RHP User
16 years ago
I don't know... back in my day we talked like pirates to impress the ladies. I just don't know about this new Jethro Bodine approach. I think I will sit and wait in wonder and awe. Gun sales are soaring, housewives find life boringDivorce the only answer smoking causes cancerThis system's gonna fall soon, to an angry young tuneAnd that's a concrete cold fact.The pope digs population, freedom from taxationTeeny Bops are uptight, drinking at a stoplightMiniskirt is flirting I can't stop so I'm hurtingSpinster sells her hopeless chest.Adultery plays the kitchen, bigot cops non-fictionThe little man gets shafted, sons and monies draftedLiving by a time piece, new war in the Far EastCan you pass the Rorschach test?It's a hassle it's an educated guess.Well, frankly I couldn't care less. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
great so the poor bloke asks for ladies and he gets...stalky and jean...it only takes 4 beers right boys hehehe well im female and i always reply to messages...so message away i say hahaha good luck 2hot roxxy xxx....loving that beard mmmm
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hummmfftt.. You're such a slut Roxxy. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
you know i am babe roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
but only if he is really game enough and who he says he is .. right customer 69 ???
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RHP User
16 years ago
Go the Rodriguez. I lurve Rodriguez. Now who was looking for a date?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Perhaps if you pull the other one it'll play "Jingle Bells" ? Hey, 2HOT... obviously I"m just WAYYYY 2 HOT for you as you haven't even messaged me ! I agree with Sassyme, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE grace us with your company, good looks, and Ohhhhh sooooo cool sense of humour at the next Melbourne Drinks Night. Or are you ALL TALK ????? I know your type, a bad arse when there's something to hide behind like the forums but chicken shit when it comes to face to face meeting in a group. (I can see you like to stir the pot but I own the biggest spoon of all !) If you've been trying for soooooo long why haven't been to one of the drinks nights ? Why have I NEVER seen you in the Chat room ? (Seriously, you've left your run a little late with me as I'm in a relationship but DUDE there are sooo many wonderful women on here, if you can't find one, you probably aren't paying enough !) See you on June 4th, 7.30pm, Union Hotel, Windsor.... be there or give up. Miss Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
Im 11 years your senior and Ive been on fire since joining RHP ! Never been so popular, encouraged & or had so many fantasies fulfilled. I dont have the hair of my teens anymore, but i have a more valuable commodity nowadays.... CONFIDENCE ! (and a reasonable grasp of the English language - Phanks Storky ;) Suggest you order a schooner or two of it 2hot4who
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RHP User
16 years ago
over and take it on the chin like a man...'cos your butt is sure gettin' a spankin'...now just one question that has been botherin' me...what the fcuk were you saying...'cos your lingo sure has me stum-zzled...mmmm...jose...
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Tart_Du_Jour
16 years ago
Perhaps you could have phrased it like this? "Dear lovely and radiant ladies of this forum, May I be so bold as to ask you to accompany me for a stroll one afternoon, perhaps unchaperoned by the lakeside? I would not dare to assume that you shall reveal your ankles or even your delicate undergarments to me but if you wish so then I shall be ever so grateful, Yours sincerely 2hot4who"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Baise_Moi'Perhaps you could have phrased it like this? "Dear lovely and radiant ladies of this forum, May I be so bold as to ask you to accompany me for a stroll one afternoon, perhaps unchaperoned by the lakeside? I would not dare to assume that you shall reveal your ankles or even your delicate undergarments to me but if you wish so then I shall be ever so grateful, Yours sincerely 2hot4who" im all yours roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
no idea what that other bloke is bitchin about ...but damn.................................. Rodrigeuz lyrics make sense !! Stalky I think we shpuld just get married hun...so much in common LOL stars in her eyes miss b
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Tart_Du_Jour
16 years ago
Bestill by my beating heart Roxxy.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' Quoting 'Baise_Moi'Perhaps you could have phrased it like this? "Dear lovely and radiant ladies of this forum, May I be so bold as to ask you to accompany me for a stroll one afternoon, perhaps unchaperoned by the lakeside? I would not dare to assume that you shall reveal your ankles or even your delicate undergarments to me but if you wish so then I shall be ever so grateful, Yours sincerely 2hot4who" im all yours roxxy xxx So thats what you need to bat for the home team, some good old Victorian manners
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Tart_Du_Jour
16 years ago
When it comes to courting a lady good manners never hurt your chances.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Baise_Moi' Perhaps you could have phrased it like this? "Dear lovely and radiant ladies of this forum, May I be so bold as to ask you to accompany me for a stroll one afternoon, perhaps unchaperoned by the lakeside? I would not dare to assume that you shall reveal your ankles or even your delicate undergarments to me but if you wish so then I shall be ever so grateful." Dear lovely and radiant Baise_Moi, may I be so bold as to ask you to accompany me for a stroll one afternoon, perhaps unchaperoned by the lakeside? I would not dare to assume that you shall reveal your ankles or even your delicate undergarments to me but if you wish so then I shall be ever so grateful. Yours sincerely, Chasing Midnight. If this works, I am surely up for a nomination in the book of legends.
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RHP User
16 years ago
yeah ,as a single bloke ,i know how your feeling 2 hot ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as for stalky ,,,you honest jerk ,,,,,,,forget about rudd and self confessed bullshit artist abbott,,,,,,,,,,,youv got my vote as the next prime minister ,just because you tell bullshit better than either of them ,,,,,,,funny thing ,,,but its all honest ,may be my lack of sex and jurking off is sending me blind ,,,,,,love licks sucks and fucks ,,,,les ...........
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Baise_Moi'Bestill by my beating heart Roxxy. mwahhhhh....you take my breath away my dear roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Be wary people, I suggest this post will end the same way as the last one posted by the originator, individual replies berating every person that doesn't agree with his point of view. Miss Saturn, I think you're onto something! Goodbye all, Michael
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'mc21283'Be wary people, I suggest this post will end the same way as the last one posted by the originator, individual replies berating every person that doesn't agree with his point of view. Miss Saturn, I think you're onto something! Goodbye all, Michael Is this the creative bit? I mean it really got me thinking... As I understand it - this post will end with everyone berating people who don't agree with the genius who started the thread? I'm yet to see someone agree with the genius. Maybe mensa is having a conference somewhere and they don't have internet access there. Will wait and see.
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RHP User
16 years ago
"Is this the creative bit? I mean it really got me thinking... As I understand it - this post will end with everyone berating people who don't agree with the genius who started the thread? I'm yet to see someone agree with the genius. Maybe mensa is having a conference somewhere and they don't have internet access there. Will wait and see". This is the creative bit in my opinion. Thanks JG WTG
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