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Crabs. :p

August 22 2010

Damn pesky little fuckers. Over the last few years I have weeded my garden and kept the edges well trimmed. Any pest man will tell you that for easy detection you should leave baits out... or fruit fly traps... .well... I manicured myself a happy trail because a) it looks ok and b) it's easy to check for pests. :p Crabs go for those long hairs you see... they cling to the bottom of them to lay nits... so that's when you can see them, otherwise they're difficult to spot. If you're a guy and you cant see your dick... you're never going to see your pubic hair... so I suggest you run a happy trail up a bit higher.. hehe. But htey can also get under your arms.. and in your eyebrows.. behind your ears... you know.... there are risks associated with going down you may not have considered! hehe. As for the ladies... well you're just a walking crab trap. They love your moist warm locations... and given the propensity for women to keep well trimmed, they feed off you while they can and then hitch a ride with us blokes to lay their nits. A lady can tell if she has crabs becase a) you might be itchy at night (which you might not know about because you are aleep... and b) crabs drink your blood... so you could end up with tiny little dots of blood in your undies... c) you might spot one.... they're little skin coloured dots about the size of a pin head.. with a half dozen fucking legs kicking! :p See... the thing about crabs is... if you know you have them.. they're easy to treat... 20 minutes smeared in nit stuff from the chemist is a small price to pay to rid yourself and your lovers of those little bastards. Some years back now, I was lucky enough to come across some in a pair of leather pants I hired. Honest. I got the pants and wore them... about a week later I discovered them.. I treated them... a fortnight later they were back... seems my lover and I were giving them back and forward to each other.... like a freaking game of tag ... you know... "your it" ... except it was "your nit". Ultimately we treated each other together and the whole issue went away accompanied by hysterical laughter. Anyways... after a night out these days, I like to check my happy trail for any hitch hikers the next morning... and if there are any, I deal with them immediately. I am writing this because you would, be surprised, as I am, just how many people that fuck around must have crabs, and obviously, they do not know. I should know.. the fuckers always manage to pass them on to me! So... I'm writing this for the benefit of sharing and caring.. .and in the interest of protecting myself in future. My 20 minutes is up so I need to go and rinse. hehe. Hugs Stalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Education is a wonderful thing, until now I was under the impression crabs were a delicacy served in chili sauceOr the other sort that were best treated with kerosene and a match.The world may be forever thankful Stalkie has taught us the benefits of nit lotion`Gourmetxx

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I've never had crabs.... I just don't get to fuck around as much as some do

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    iv never had crabs either i dont fuck around as much as i use too thanks stalky for the update roxxy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Just remembering those long days de-nitting the family when the kids were at primary school....Hopefully never againRegardsMr. SR

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I hate to think what they might grap a hold of on me...I am hair free........ Stalky??? Didi you add any special hair colouring to that shampoo either???Come on at least have some fun with it.... Kisses Focus

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I need to go out there and find me some crabs.. in the interest of "EXPLORATION"!would be REALLY cool If I had a little title box over my head that said "Shan the Curious" and maybe after a few years of exploring and discovery "Shan the all knowing"!!/ add to list "Crabs"/ delete from list "Snails"

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    lolz @ you lot. haha! Yeah.. nit lotion. Every swinger should have a spare bottle tucked away up the back of the cupboard just in case! hehe... And Noooo Focus, I said pearl, I said darl, I said sweety... being hairless does not provide any form of protection. As I said... apparently.... and I say this with complete confidence, crabs LOVE women for their moist wiggly and smoochy bits.... Well.... I'm fresh as the morning snow now... so it's time to go out and see how messed up I can get again. :p Sunday arvo! Yay!! Hugs Stalky

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  • Bubbaj

    Bubbaj

    15 years ago

    now im worried....lol! was it me?! im sorry if it was but truly i have no idea :P

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    You could try painting your whole hair free private region in liquid latex body cosmetic paint. It comes in several colors, including black, clear and the traditional flesh tone. This gives your genitals an instant latex whole area condom, which can extend to the entire body if you fancy. The setting time is quite quick, ten minutes or so. It also cleans off well, if applied to shaved skin! The paint can last all day, though in reality you'll need to piss or cum before then. Thats unless you have a latex allergy? And all hell breaks loose!!! Otherwise it will keep those pesky crabs at bay.

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Stalky and Taipan have the sexiest bums this side of the universe xxx Crabs ewwwww

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    How come you never mentioned me BlackStilettoes??? lol

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Bubbaj'now im worried....lol! was it me?! im sorry if it was but truly i have no idea :P Well Janey .. you know me well enough to know.... how the bloody hell would I know who gave them to me!! Hence that is why I have written a ... errrr... confession. :p Hugs Stalky

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  • Mr_MrsJones

    Mr_MrsJones

    15 years ago

    LMAO to you Stalky thanks so much for your educational and informative post!!!!! I would like to add another little nasty to the list of things you don't think about when you are sharing skin to skin contact with someone. Scabies. A while ago I was getting treatment for an allergy when a student doctor commented to my own doctor that the rash looked a bit like scabies. It turns out that I didn't have scabies (of course) but as a precautionary measure I did some research and gave the treatment a test drive. My research revelaed that this lovely infection by a very small mite is transferred by and I quote the information given to me by my doctor "intimate skin to skin contact as one has when having sex"! The worst part of this infection is that it can take up to 4 weeks to become apparent and some people can walk around with the mite and no symptoms but still be giving it to everyone else!!!! It is easy to treat with over the counter lotion. Although you have to leave the lotion on for 24 hours and it smells bad!!! So keep a bottle of scabies lotion in the cupboard with your nit treatment and look out for small, itchy, red dots on your hands and other parts of the body.!!

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' lolz @ you lot. haha! Yeah.. nit lotion. Every swinger should have a spare bottle tucked away up the back of the cupboard just in case! hehe... And Noooo Focus, I said pearl, I said darl, I said sweety... being hairless does not provide any form of protection. As I said... apparently.... and I say this with complete confidence, crabs LOVE women for their moist wiggly and smoochy bits.... Well.... I'm fresh as the morning snow now... so it's time to go out and see how messed up I can get again. :p Sunday arvo! Yay!! Hugs Stalky Really? Awwwww....sheesh man any would think you didnt realise my tongue was in my cheek (yours wasnt here so i had to put it in my own_ but we do have to let the other darlings out there know this as part of your public service announcement....And I still want to know if you coloured while there...excuise me off to ask the lovely Janey... Kisses Focus

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'BlackStilettoes' Stalky and Taipan have the sexiest bums this side of the universe I agree with this motion....mmmmmm....but can I add Andreweagle on that list as well...yummy Kisses Focus

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    lol Focus Love it when the girls agree!!! lol mmm "thewizard" mmm you definately are added to the list.hot hot..love the nickname also.. Dashing off to check out Andreweagle...love these nicknames xxx ps Focus read your post re minding child, absolutely awsome post...dashing there later xxx

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Omg Focus yes yes long answer yes and short answer hell yes re Andreweagle goes straight to the top of the to do list lol mmm Tamworth not that far away...filling tank and grabbing keys lol Pretty cool profile too.. xxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Aussiescott has a nice bum...check him out Focus, you won't be disappointed...we met him at Parra drinks night...hot hot hot xxx

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  • Bubbaj

    Bubbaj

    15 years ago

    lol i wish i knew what that meantand stalky u big slut stop sleeping around and ull b fine :P and im saying it definitely wasnt me :) i havent been sleeping around lmao ur my one and only one that i love....oh wait too far with the emotions....bubbaj hold back....he is taken...but ever so sexy lol :P

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'lord_lady69' LMAO to you Stalky thanks so much for your educational and informative post!!!!! It is easy to treat with over the counter lotion. Although you have to leave the lotion on for 24 hours and it smells bad!!! So keep a bottle of scabies lotion in the cupboard with your nit treatment and look out for small, itchy, red dots on your hands and other parts of the body.!! The active ingredient for scabies cream is the same stuff that talkes care of your crabs. Scabies cream is 4% permethrin whereas crabs will die with a 1% solution. It's a 20 minute treatment for crabs... or 4 hours for scabies.. hehe. There's no smell... maybe just a slight hint of cooked seafood. :P Hugs Stalky

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Bubbaj'lol i wish i knew what that meantand stalky u big slut stop sleeping around and ull b fine :P and im saying it definitely wasnt me :) i havent been sleeping around lmao ur my one and only one that i love....oh wait too far with the emotions....bubbaj hold back....he is taken...but ever so sexy lol :P Awwhhh thanks Janey.. and yes I am trying to be a good boy with a penchant for tunes out of the musical "Grease". We should all get together in our 1980's spandex outfits and spread the love at the October long weekend BDSM affair. :p Hugs Stalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'BlackStilettoes' Aussiescott has a nice bum...check him out Focus, you won't be disappointed...we met him at Parra drinks night...hot hot hot xxx Mmmmmm Bluepointmetro isnt too bad either Blackstilettoes...boy are the guys in Bris in trouble when we hit the drinks night...lol Kisses Focus

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