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Couple Interrupt Shark Attack on Dog

April 01 2010

A couple reportedly engaged in noisy sex off Sandringham beach at sunset last night apparently frightened a 5 metre shark in the process of biting a dog's tail. The grey shark described as long with a pointy fin and sharp teeth was in the process of nibbling on the Labrador's tail when the woman's sudden screams of ecstasy interrupted the shark. "Ooooo yessss, like that, harder harder, ram it in, fuck me more. Oooooo ooooo oooooo fuuuucckkkk", she was overheard screaming by bemused joggers. The Labrador was comforted following the shark attack and was seen sporting a fashionable Hello Kitty bandaid on its tail.

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16 years ago

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RHP User

16 years ago

gotta watch them footy players... I guess thats what 'dogging - public' is... who wouldve thought!and btw, GO THE EELS!!!

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