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Corny pick-up lines

November 17 2013

Ok let's lighten things up a bit. Corny pick-up lines - any that you've heard, or used, or been subject to.One I hadn't heard before that I came across today: "I wish you were my little toe.....because I'd love to bang you on every piece of furniture" .Or one for the Harry Potter fans: "May I Slytherin into your Chamber of Secrets?"Oh, and although I probably would have posted it regardless, I did actually do a search to see if there were previous posts on this topic but didn't find any, which seems odd. I'd say there must have been but they're just tagged under something I didn't search.

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  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    "Am I pleased to see you or did someone put a canoe in my pocket...""Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?""You're so mind-numbingly beautiful, I forgot all my pick-up lines"

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    "As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit."

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    When talking about something related to an air conditioning product to someone and speaking specifically about mould and bacteria the person says " oh ------ I love it when you talk dirty to me" lol..I was left speachless to a reply

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Woman: Talk dirty to me! Man: Ehhh... dishes? Another one LD, allegedly used by women: Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my pussy cum!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Man: wanna come back to my place for sex and coffee?? Woman: *slap* Man: owwwwee....bloody hell I've got milo too ya know!!!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    "You've got the whitest teeth I'd like to come across" and " Can I smell your pussy? No? Oh, well it must be your feet!" I will admit though I've never used either....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Wanted to be a dragon layer........ Bloody autocorrect, slayer.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Wunna Root??FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Ahhhhhhhh The Wedding Singer...Pull Man Hotel - Brisbane.Foxy walks straight in up to the bar orders a cocktailMan next to her "Oh the cocktail has an egg in it"Foxy "Yeah it's not fertilized". FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Under 5 secs.......FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    "Lady: I would suck your shit to a point, and stab myself to death with it... Just tell me when.."

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    The above words were said in a similar Forum ages ago by Freya...I thought it was Hilarious what she had wrote!OOPS my bad.Naughty me..FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    God I miss everything lol

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I am a Builder , but i could not build anything as beautiful as you Now you all know why i am single haha

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You remind me of a mirror ..... I can see myself in you :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    awwwwwwwwwww but but you get marriage proposals??FOXYWelcome back! :)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    is the Block button Miss Superfoxy ! haha

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Kizza1973' is the Block button Miss Superfoxy ! haha Oh come on Kizza....that's not true!FOXY

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    When I was still in the military, I use to get the line "Oh I love a man in uniform" quite often. One woman said it to me and I looked her in the eye and replied "Just once I want someone to say to me that they want to see me out of uniform" - yep it worked lol Mooka

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'StSinner'"Am I pleased to see you or did someone put a canoe in my pocket..." Could have sworn it was a kayak.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I was stuck in Townsville for 3.5 days waiting for a load, I decided to hit the lovely "The Strand" area. Ended up at the mad cow the lovely place it is. Here I was crashing into walls like a local at midday, and this little hottie stood beside me and knowing I had fuck all chance of bedding the little Hornbag I said to her "well, I'm on the water, what am I buying you?" "Just a water" she says.... "So you're a cheap date then?" I asked, as I handed her over a bottle and walked off. The next half hour or so I saw her just watching me......I got paranoid that I was wearing her shirt or something and grabbed a cab and left.....- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Is your name wifi?? Well I'm feeling a really strong connection!! Are you from Tennessee?? Because your the only ten I see!!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Stir_it_alot' I was stuck in Townsville for 3.5 days waiting for a load, I decided to hit the lovely "The Strand" area. Ended up at the mad cow the lovely place it is. Here I was crashing into walls like a local at midday, and this little hottie stood beside me and knowing I had fuck all chance of bedding the little Hornbag I said to her "well, I'm on the water, what am I buying you?" "Just a water" she says.... "So you're a cheap date then?" I asked, as I handed her over a bottle and walked off. The next half hour or so I saw her just watching me......I got paranoid that I was wearing her shirt or something and grabbed a cab and left.....- Posted from rhpmobile The Mad Cow (which is on Flinders St, to be pedantic) was open during the day? I thought it was only a nightclub. Learn something new every day.

  • Plain280

    Plain280

    12 years ago

    I cant believe a friend of mine uses it and gets away with it, and the bit I find really difficult is that they are intelligent attractive women. Oh well.