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Confession Booth
February 04 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
WTF... I've got strike through lines in my text? Here.. let me try again: What you must do fellow Wickedarians is to name your wicked sin.... and/or prescribe the penance of the person who posted above you ... of course, report back if it made you feel better ... but that's entirely your own perogative. I'll start.... Dress me brother for I have sinned, and this is my confession: I employed a youngish gardener last week ... the garden really looks great at the moment but on account of this heat wave... I keep finding extra things for him to do... (he's installing a fish pond at the moment... and I can see him digging as I look out my office window) ... I dont need a fish pond... but I just got one so that he hangs around (and man does this guy have a way to hang.. wooohoo.. I mean you've got some real competition out here in Hurstville, Waggy). Granted that's not so sinful to employ a gardener... but I keep lending him my swimmers to cool of in the pool.... I started with a pair of board shorts on Tuesday.... then the footy shorts... then the boy short speedos.... today is speedo day.. and tomorrow I have a very devious plan swelling around in my wicked thought filled head. Please help me . What is the right thing to do? Oh.. and the cleaning lady will be here at 11.00am... should I introduce them to each other? (I have butterflies at the thought). Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Let me see here goes I am I "ruled out " Brae
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RHP User
15 years ago
Its official Gaz and myself have been struck out ........... See thats what happen when your a naughty fucker Confess and be struck out ! This is a message from the big fella in the sky , finally he has caught up with me. Brae ............kinda liking be struck out !
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RHP User
15 years ago
Forgive me Stalky for i have sinned .... It has been 2 nights since my last masturbation..umm i mean sleeping pill...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sensorship hits RHP... lolz... it's karma! I'm being punished for denying my faith! Oh well... I can hear my gardener shoveling.... places to go.. people to see...HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
the big almighty is striking you down from above.....lol Forgive me father.... for I have been having sinful thoughts about Stalky's gardener and Taipans 'sleeping pills'..... . .......also for the one time I told a nice Jewish boy there was no bacon in my homemade pate...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes, you're right.... the big scary man in the sky is watching over you, but beware... so is the funny little blonde guy hiding in your wardrobe ... Watch your back bro.... he could leap out of your closet at any moment and lick your armpits yet again. You can repent by spending tomorrow afternoon in the sun, wearing nothing but your kilt and a smile... sans deoderant... following which report back to me in person at the Sydney Meet and meat and greet!HUgsStalky Quoting 'looking2try3' Its official Gaz and myself have been struck out ........... See thats what happen when your a naughty fucker Confess and be struck out ! This is a message from the big fella in the sky , finally he has caught up with me. Brae ............kinda liking be struck out !
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12' Forgive me Stalky for i have sinned .... It has been 2 nights since my last masturbation..umm i mean sleeping pill... I'm glad you have cum to me for guidance TP. Up the anti and use some warming gel on a radio controlled vibrating butt plug next time... and remember.. I see all.HugsStalky.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh maybe not that ..or is that a rabbit !! I hope you get a hard on when your watching !!
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RHP User
15 years ago
LMAO ......... Sans deoderant ! Indeed Sir indeed ! lol Sans Kilt perhaps .............. "meat" hmmmmmm is that the "other other white meat"? Brae
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' the big almighty is striking you down from above.....lol Forgive me father.... for I have been having sinful thoughts about Stalky's gardener and Taipans 'sleeping pills'..... . .......also for the one time I told a nice Jewish boy there was no bacon in my homemade pate... Yay thee hath been fraught with wicked unknown to man... You shall not taunt another for their religious convictions.. even when your pate (and I have never heard anyone call it that before) smells somewhat reminiscent of bacon. For your penance insert three tablespoons of yoghurt and repeat after me three times... "I must not play with dirty hands" and cleanse thy sole while thoust at it.. those toenails are beautiful by the way.HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
you can see my tonails in that shot? lol ok...3 tablespoons of Jalna vanilla cream yoghurt in the prostrate possie....mmmmmmm .....no Hail bloody mary's?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' .....no Hail bloody mary's?I'd do almost anything confessable for a 'Hail Bloody Mary' right now.
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RHP User
15 years ago
theone forgives thee my son. say three hail meekas and shave thine genitals, so all that beholden thee might know thou art a sinner.
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RHP User
15 years ago
oh alright... assume the prostate position then... hehehe... Now... where were we... oh yes... about those drinks... You are coming to the Meet and Greet right? No? Damn... alright then... sheesh... 3 bloody hail mary's... and you might as well whip around your rosemary beads a couple of times and add the 15 thingies to the cross dresser while you are at it. :pHugsStalky Quoting 'ruby_blossum' you can see my tonails in that shot? lol ok...3 tablespoons of Jalna vanilla cream yoghurt in the prostrate possie....mmmmmmm .....no Hail bloody mary's?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'theone1983' theone forgives thee my son. say three hail meekas and shave thine genitals, so all that beholden thee might know thou art a sinner. hahaha... there seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding here Sage... we had planned to wax YOUR genitals remember? Hail Meekas.. lmfao!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'irresponsibility' I'd do almost anything confessable for a 'Hail Bloody Mary' right now. You definitely need to go to confession for flirting that outragiously sexy avatar around the holly of hollies... TheOne.... you know.. show a little restraint in the presence of the 25 second guy :p .... I mean.... I've noticed that you are irresponsibly responsible for every second random boner in this joint :pThree Bloody Mary's and a bunny suit for those cotton tails for you!HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
i must confess to having impure thoughts at the sight of irresponsibility's fab torso. having to wash jizz out of my undies every other day is my penance.
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RHP User
15 years ago
you broke RHP how the hell did you do that??? but i still love ya roxxy ....just wanting to see what happens to the little faces
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RHP User
15 years ago
......for I am about to sin I have the 3 tablespoons of Jalna vanilla yoghurt ready to go, 1 cross dresser lashed, prostrate with 15 sets of rosary beads (and a couple silken japanese ties) just about to finish my 3rd bloody hail mary *hic*........ god, you just gotta love penance
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RHP User
15 years ago
Holy Meeka here! I am so holy I don't have any sins. HailMeeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Stalky your penance is three Hail Meekas! And you can't stop until I scream OMFG! Holy Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
well thats something we shall have to remedy. i'll kick things off by kneeling down in front of ur altar. hehehe.
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RHP User
15 years ago
the only confession booth with a box of tissues in it.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Firstly, Stalky, was that a typo when you said That sounds like a great place to find like minded friends! .. as opposed to like-minded FIENDS? Hehehe . I was hoping to prescribe penance for Meeks, but I figure she's got enough of it lined up for this weekend as it is and I don't dare suggest anything for theone, because his mind is far sharper than mine and it'll hurt if he posts after me! . I seek forgiveness for getting RIDICULOUSLY over-excited at the intelligent-sounding message I just received from a new RHP Member! I thought it was all looking very hopeless for a large proportion of the male species, but a ray of light just shone into my inbox! It's a MIRACLE ladies! A MIRACLE I tell you!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Stalky, I'll see you 2 of my 3 Bloody Mary's, 1 hail Meeka and a bunny suit and I'll raise you a pair of TheOne's undies from an alternate day.
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RHP User
15 years ago
unfortunately for me, if my mind was a pair of scissors, it wouldnt even be sharp enough to snip ur bra straps, or i would have done so by now. ur penance for getting excited about recieving an intellegent sounding message? when u show up for a play meet it will probably turn out to be steven hawking.
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RHP User
15 years ago
for I keep flirting with strange people and getting myself into all kinds of trouble... . hmmm are you like Santa by any chance??? Can I sit on your lap and tell you all of dreams?? . Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
The vision of you in a frock seems strangely......normal................................................................................ Forgive me.....um......Sister Stalky ??...for I have been sinning for a while now................................................ Last week I used the dinning table to serve my special ....dish from...and we feasted heartily for hours............. A sin of gluttony im sure......................................................................................................................... This week I have been conducting my ....activities in the lounge room...to avoid staining the sheets............... Surely cleanliness is next to godliness ????? .............................................................................................. and my neighbours are thinking a penance of silence is well in order.............................................................. If flogging is done by another is it still penance ???..................................................................................... How many wrongs does it take to get it right ??..........................
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RHP User
15 years ago
...or pony up and pay for it!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I let "the boy who shall be sucked but shall not touch me" lick my nipples and i liked it. now i'm all confuseded, should i repent or am i supposed to make him repent? xx sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
I confess I ventured off this site last night and within and hour was meeting a very hot hard etc pleasing man thats not my only confession about it but im satisfied
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' I let "the boy who shall be sucked but shall not touch me" lick my nipples and i liked it. now i'm all confuseded, should i repent or am i supposed to make him repent? xx sarahMake him lick your nipples again
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RHP User
15 years ago
Forgive me Stalky cause I have sinned in thought if not deed. I wanted to fuck a married man last night if he had asked me - it was that wicked look in his eyes - got me all hot and bothered - had to put ice between my legs to cool myself down. Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Kewling off the inner thighs with swizzle stix and ice? lmfao.. what a brilliant and incredibly stimulating Idea! For your penance you need to escalate that frenzied self flagellation to spatulas or wooden spoons. (You're not ready yet for the egg beater in my opinion). :p. As for this so called married man.. Was he wearing a ring? I mean surely he's fair game with no ring... I mean otherwise how were you to know? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh holy Stalky,I confess that I didn't even look for the ring - too be busy looking into his eyes. You know - staring up at me from between my knees......... Meeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
If I turn it up Meeks, you are more than welcome to borrow it! I don't own a water-proof camera though ... more is the pity! . I also have no use for the egg beater now, it may get caught up or hooked on something! OUCH! So you can have that too, when His Stalkiness decides you are ready for it!
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