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Condiments range for felching?
March 28 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Geez Stalky can i come to your place for a BBQ..i will bring my own sauce bottle !!
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RHP User
16 years ago
that is the funniest thing ever stalky i dont know what too say LMFAO roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Burble burble whrooooar yetch Hoiiik pthou Yuk Random Mayonnaise?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well... it gets worse... hehe... I mean the whoel sauce bottle scenario has opnened the Pantry, so to speak... I mean, you've heard that nice British lady with the WAM fetish on here.... right? ... well now Ive had my eyes opened to another means of application... I mean... why throw custard when you can shoot it out of your arse.. right? Nah... the potential extent of this is whole sauce bottle enima thing... well.... it is veritably endless.... I think we need another meet and greet party... bring your own sauce bottle, Taipan... hehe... everyone bring their own sauce bottle filled with their favourite condiments! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Smorgasbord of sauces sheez sounds like an orgy ! POOL PARTY ..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Nandos.....as long as i only have to watch....maybe i wouldn't even want to watch that, any really brave souls out there? Cheers Nev......Oooohhhh feeling kinda Sadistic!
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RHP User
16 years ago
The only thing that really goes with ginger is garlic and chilli - ouch ouch ouch! lol Pusscat xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Anyone need a hand with their sauce bottle ???????
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RHP User
16 years ago
i asked her to pass the sause and sh reconned "stick it up ya arse"all becoming clear now i got condement edumacated.ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahapass the sause......ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhhahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Stalky my love, you are a sick sick man ,love it flavour?? go my favorite, maple syrup and icecream as well please dev
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RHP User
16 years ago
I can think of Wasabi, might give you a similar feeling of that sharp pleasure lasting only few seconds...though it comes in a small tube more like a sudo cream to sooth the hole afterward.. haha(sorry I didn't quite read all about training.. but taste sensation wise.. can't beat wasabi..)
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RHP User
16 years ago
how about tabasco? that would bring new meaning to the words 'burning ring of fire' you are one sick puppy stalky, but i love it!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hi Stalky Im intrigued by this suggestion. But I still like your "chocolate" cream pie idea which I read in an earlier thread. Chocolate and cream are my favourite. Otherwise how about honey - make them really work for it.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Stalky - you should copyright it and start your own range of Felchiments. You could make a fortune! You could star in your own advertisment. I can picture the billboard now M
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RHP User
16 years ago
Stalky, The post you referenced said warm SOAPY water......did you blow BBQ sauce bubbles? But if you want more fun, use deep heat for lube and that will keep your freckle puckering....more bubbles Oh, and there is no way I am giving that a go.
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RHP User
16 years ago
lolz.. yeah... I've been inspired by that "two girls one cup" video that made the rounds a few years back.. only I'm thinking it will be one guy and a sauce bottle full of honey... :p Actually the sweets idea is rather intriguing. .. Chocolate flavoured icecream topping for instance... a whole range of cocktails... maybe gravy .... or mint sauce... lol @ condensed milk..... or cheese fondue... actually I'd like to extend the promo into a dipping sauce range.... for the group situations... a range of flavoured anal fuck and suck condiments.... lots of latex clothing involved of course... a completely tiled environment and a fire hose on stand by... or maybe it should be an outdoors activity?? Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Actually I wouldn't wanna use soapy water inside my freckle. I had a housemate when I was a teenager ... she was a sexy nymph... and shared all kinds of information that she said her mother taught her... anyway... one of her simple suggestions was that a woman should never let soap get inside her fanny because it will create a funky discharge and the thing to do with a discharge of that nature was to insert a dessertspoon full of natural yoghurt... because natural yoghurt has near identical ph levels as a healthy snapper... i.e. vagina... Consequently we used a lot of natural yoghurt in that house... None the less... I put it to you that yoghurt will work very well in the old cornhole as well, to bring back the natural balance of things.. none of those heavy alkaline soap suds in your ring please people.. it will burn your sensitive poopy valve linings..... but please don't use a dessert spoon from the kitchen drawer to insert the yoghurt.... use a sauce bottle! Jeese. I loved those days of frank open mutual sexual education on all things boy and girl.... very liberating times. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey stalky here a receipe for your condiments range for felching STRAWBERRY DELIGHT WITH A KICK 1 or 2 punetts of strawberry`s 1bottle of grand menier &1 bottle cointreau now these are those little bottles I think 30 mls and a really good handful of sugar. 1/ Now cut strwaberry`s in half or quarters depending on the size 2/ place strawberry`s (cut) in to bowl sprinkle a good handful of sugar over top then tip the Grand mariner & cointreau over sugar and strawberry`s cover bowl with glad wrap and place in fridge for min 24 hrs perfer 48 hours stir every now and then to make sure all strawberry`s are covered.the sugar and alcohol will double in volume once the strawberry juice starts coming out. now take out of fridge and enjoy over what ever takes your fancy. For the sauce bottle though you might want to mash up the strawberrys help with the flo. you are now ready to enjoy your fruits of life..... enjoy they really are something great ....!!!! quietcolt (waiting to b gelded) lol.
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RHP User
16 years ago
you people scare me funny stuff roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'll just call on that Franka lady.. you know the one who cleaned up after Pro Hart did that rug in a dragon fly print using spaggetti and stuff in the advertisement for ??wool carpets?? No worrys mate. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
THanks Colt! I think I might give that one a try that one at Club Rub on Thursday night. I better pack the sauce bottle and the Stick Blender. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
would you get pissed with alcohol up yer arse.keep thinkin of southpark and martha stewart "eatin" a turkeyahahahahahahahaahaEarl
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playfulminx
16 years ago
Stalky... you're just too much!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Why not Earl....they have Coffee enemas..... Cheers Nev.......makes your morning coffee seem like a whole other experience....
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RHP User
16 years ago
be careful with that one at home kids....have heard of people OD ing. Cheers Nev.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yes Nev... I think you are right up there on that one. Seems quite common for the administration of drugs via the insertion of drugs into the rectum, usually for confused or incompetent patients, like children, infants, and the very old or comatose... or for that matter... for the kinky as fuck who like to consume their alcohol via a sauce bottle up the freckle. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
You could take it to the streets - do the taste test challenge! 3 arses and 3 flavours.... strickly for marketing purposes only.
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RHP User
16 years ago
1: When you are in the shower squatting over your sauce bottle.... try not to be tempted to go passed the nozzle, no matter how good it feels. :p 2: As for mff or fmm threesomes... you really haven't lived until you've had a custard enima and then been shafted up the ring while doing the 69. There's few things better than the surprise of hearing your own muffled moaning during the throws of an orgasm with your bum full. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
A man's only got one arse. I require your assistance to be flavour number 2. :p HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
My resolve not to eat bad stuff was under severe pressure... self contol almost out the window....read your post and its contents.....totally lost my appetite!! My body thanks you!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hehe. Well lippy.... Why didn't you have the same thing to say about Trishl and her damn vegetables? hehe.I guess you'll have to stick with a diet of meat.... oh... Errrr.... Except for frankfurts... Actually, you better give turkey legs a miss too. :p hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
I hear by declare my arse as flavour # 2 - I've dibbs on the honey or the Chocolate flavoured ice cream topping. Tell me do you think it would harden in the same way.... Kisses M
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm kinda fond of vegies Stalky...so that surprises me...mustve had a close encounter with an unfriendly cucumber at the time... Frankfurts..made from lips and arseholes...definately off the menu! Couldn't come at a turkey...had a huge one chase me around my uncles farm as a kid until one day the damn thing was on the table with a bunch of vegies and gravy for company....ultimate revenge some may say but oh no....me being the nurturing compassionate person that I am.. turned myself around and started a life long career in counselling the damn things!!!! Oh God...feelin icky again...My diet thanks you yet again....
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RHP User
14 years ago
I can see I will need to bring a full range of condiment to the next Aarows adventure as inspired by Krissy's honey bum. :)))
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RHP User
14 years ago
Honey will do fine. Mind you, I've got one of those squirty honey bottles... I'm going to have to label it "Arse honey" or something so my mum doesn't spread it on toast by accident. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
... for a "happy snappy" Stalky - forego anything sweet - your girl could end up with candida :-( Game time: go italian - a tomato sauce & a "suck up the spaghetti" session - tee hee Ping pong anyone???
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RHP User
14 years ago
so how much bbq sauce do you mix with the water
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RHP User
14 years ago
Okay, so I didn't even know what this meant... I had to Wiki it Now that I've been properly edu-ma-cated, I can sleep soundly (and never offer my boys tomato sauce again without thinking of something else)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Go Italian... brilliant KK. Did you hear that Stalky... swallow Italian it's good for you and makes you live longer it being healthy diet and all.
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RHP User
14 years ago
You know what this reminds me of ........ Johnny Cash: The ring of fire ..... and it burns burns burne the the ring of fire......... You is just one funny fella or one sick puppy.........
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RHP User
14 years ago
I did hear your little friend was partial to Italian *swoon* - he's got great taste that one ;-) KK xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Forget Fondue night at grandma's, lets get to Stalky's for a FunPoo night.....can't wait to see what the invitation looks like!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hey how are you.Just wondering do you live in Sydney
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hey do you live in sydney. awesome brests
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