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Cock size..less is for losers?

July 01 2011

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Ok so after years n years of being told this I feel its time to finally get the truth out there about cock size and what women REALLY want. Basically if your under 9 inches your a lil boy with a cock that barely does anything for them. If your under 7 then you really should look at hanging some 20kg weights off it asap cause there laughing at u and telling there friends as soon as they get the chance! Now im not here to make fun of all u less fortunate small cocked losers..im actually here to help! you see I feel this is just downright mean..who do these women think they are?! Its not your faults you were given lil johnsons and the sooner these cold hearted bitches realise this the better! So I say we make a stand..lets stand up for all you lil guys and teach these girls a lesson..lets go on a sex strike untill they start treating you all with respect!!! whos with me???

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Since when do ALL women want a cock of 9+ inches?? I'm fairly sure i've written this before - I find 6 - 7 inches HUGE. Any bigger and I'm sorry, but nothing is going to happen. (MR) has a lovely 6 inch cock, which I often struggle to fit inside me... it is perfect, and I do not want or need anything bigger. I have never EVER laughed or ridiculed ANYONEs cock size, and I find your claims offensive. The only person who needs to hear the truth, is YOU, my friend. You DON'T know what women REALLY want at all. What you have written is completely wrong, and clearly you have not done the research to back your claims up! (MRS)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Ahhhh I see what you've done there Peaches it was getting a tad morose around here hey? put your stack hat on..........oh and one on that big rig of yours too, there'll be darts flying everywhere soon

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You're a funny boy. I've been to 9 and past 9 and i can't tell you the pain..both during and after. Look, it's a thrill ride and one poor guy who actually knew how to operate the thing only got a two thirds dip! How unfair is that!? I have decided that 7 is my absoloute limit. Girth is essential for me though,brings tears of joy. Mind you I once (well a few times actually) had the great pleasure of "borrowing" an inwardly and outwardly gorgeous man who was concerned that he was a bit on the slender side in the cock department and although his length was just fine thanks very much, he was a tad on the slender side but oh fuck me he was the most gifted man at oral i've ever, ever met. The first time we met up he knew my body like he'd already read and memorised the instruction manual. That WAY outweighs a thin cock. I digress.........over 7 ? "Computer say nooooooooo Under 7 and looks like a baby's arm holding an apple?(well, solid to very thick) Yes please!!!! hehehehe

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Well, it may not be 9 inches...but it can stand up for itself! lol... & as for a sex strike, I'm not getting enough as it is!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Having a laugh?Pulling our legs? hmmmmmmm? Fess up peewee

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Pure Evil, mixed in with a teeny tiny bit of genius. This one has a HUGE tick happening in the 'Follow this topic' box. . Someone come wipe the smirk off Flirty's face!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    What are we nibbling on tonight Flirty ? *plumps her cushions up and gets comfy* . Krissy, I dunno how he escaped they rarely do....but there's always one sneaky one who picks the lock dang it!! I need Mistress T to show me some better restraints, or heavier blocks for the tackles LOL

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'D_G_T' What are we nibbling on tonight Flirty ? *plumps her cushions up and gets comfy* . Krissy, I dunno how he escaped they rarely do....but there's always one sneaky one who picks the lock dang it!! I need Mistress T to show me some better restraints, or heavier blocks for the tackles LOL Oh DGT, I almost replied to you in the wrong 'Cock' thread! ... I'm not sure what I should be nibbling on this evening, but all that talk of kransky in the Little Girl's Room has me a tad peckish. Might just sit back and see what appears on the menu. . Are you sharing those cushions, or what?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    ANSELL RESEARCH|The Penis Size SurveyAnsell, makers of LifeStyles Condoms, has conducted research into average penis size. The survey found that the average length of the erect penis is 5.877 inches (14.928cm), with the majority ranging between the small 5.5 inch penis size (14cm) and the large 6.3 inch penises (16cm).|The average girth is 4.972 inches (12.63cm), with the majority ranging between 4.7 inches (12cm) and 5.1 inches (13cm). This indicates that the difference between small penis size and large is not very big.| Conclusion It is fair to say that in all cases, where medical staff has measured erect penis size, the average length has been below 6 inches and in every case where the surveys rely on self-measurement and voluntary reporting the average leaps over six inches. Interestingly average girth remains around 5 inches in all surveys. | Using the figure of 5.877 inches from the LifeStyles Condoms Average Penis Size Survey it appears that men on average exaggerate their penis length by a quarter to a half an inch when they are permitted to measure and report their own size. | The results do show that the difference between small penises, average penis size and large penises is not so great as folklore might have us believe. | Well there you have it...and since these folks make a living out of making sure we keep on living and don't bring in any more storm troopers, I guess we can draw two more inalienable conclusions from the research. | A house painter can blast your house with paint, but you better tape your windows and be prepared to pay the neighbors if they get covered from the spray. A Master can paint a work of art on a canvas of any size or can paint your house and probably not make a mess. | There are some garages that can accomodate several buses parked inside them....but for the average homeowner, you will find that a normal or slightly tight fit to be the perfect parking place and even one bus will really mess up the garage. | I could probably keep on going....but think I will just grab a bag of popcorn and settle in with DGT and Flirty, just watch the show. Ladies, these things I brought are 5 kg. free weights and from back here at about 20 feet or so, let's play a game of ring toss? Aim carefully... | ...and no throwing overhand DGT or Flirty. | | Only nine inches? Now that gives a hole new meaning...when I am half way home.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Since when do ALL women want a cock of 9+ inches?? I'm fairly sure i've written this before - I find 6 - 7 inches HUGE. Any bigger and I'm sorry, but nothing is going to happen. (MR) has a lovely 6 inch cock, which I often struggle to fit inside me... it is perfect, and I do not want or need anything bigger. I have never EVER laughed or ridiculed ANYONEs cock size, and I find your claims offensive. The only person who needs to hear the truth, is YOU, my friend. You DON'T know what women REALLY want at all. What you have written is completely wrong, and clearly you have not done the research to back your claims up! (MRS) Sorry but iv done plenty of research! Iv had hundreds of emails in the last few wks alone telling me how average cocks are as useless as tits on a bull. Its just not fair how u girls get together and talk behind our backs about such a touchy subject...i mean these poor guys would be shatered if they knew half of what is said about there cocks! cmon guys whos with me? put ur cocks down and STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    *scoots her but over and pats the seat * oops....pats the other side for Krissy, might as well make a night of it huh

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    now Peaches......how are you going to go on strike with 3 naked women sitting on the couch watching you? Kranskys in hand , taking loooong slow licks up the side, a lil nibble on top, mmmmm and running a tongue tip round and round and round until you're all sensitive and dripping pre-cum? ohhhhh that's right you're on strike, arentcha

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    For all the Boys and Girls here that want to recieve anal!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'D_G_T' now Peaches......how are you going to go on strike with 3 naked women sitting on the couch watching you? Kranskys in hand , taking loooong slow licks up the side, a lil nibble on top, mmmmm and running a tongue tip round and round and round until you're all sensitive and dripping pre-cum? ohhhhh that's right you're on strike, arentcha Yep still on strike..u will have to do better than that to tempt me, especially after what u told me last night about the guys on here. U c fellas it was DGT's comments that tipped me over the edge and made me write this topic. Shes 1 evil woman

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    That's it ladies...you are all perverted little penis packers and ya ain't gettin' nuthin'. | That's just like all that crap you try to feed us about giving head....oh I am soooo good at it, oh of course I swallow, oh please yes on my breasts. | Try THAT with your little Lelos for a while. | Okay...that's long enough. | Any of you want to offer up a mercy root?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Know many women with prescription muscle relaxants, aussiepeaches?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Or the penis...... I agree Peaches. For all these years, women have been secretly mocking the poor unfortunate with a small member. It is time you all "stood up for yourselves" and "took matter into your own hands" maybe "got a firm grip on the situation" which is about what you all will be doing if you do have a sex strike.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    From what I can gather you're trying to say you're a handsome guy with a massive cock!or is that a massive cock who thinks he's handsome?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee' Or the penis...... I agree Peaches. For all these years, women have been secretly mocking the poor unfortunate with a small member. It is time you all "stood up for yourselves" and "took matter into your own hands" maybe "got a firm grip on the situation" which is about what you all will be doing if you do have a sex strike. C guys I told u!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Because I can't tell if this is a joke or not?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Well, speaking for myself, I am a "small boy" with big feet....& if you'll accept the analogy, "if the shoe fits...." I know I'll ALWAYS have trouble buying shoes.....but I'll never have that problem higher up

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Hate the fake photo OP... Your cock in your photo is close to 20". You say that you 6foot tall. The average person at that height is a bout 27 inches from the groin to the shoulder top. As your cock makes it to just under you arm pits that's more then 24, count in parallax and min size 20inch. Oh then the two photos. Your second shot on you profile is a closer shot then the first but strangely the further shot shows your cock width to be greater. Plus all the standard photo shop give away's, white edges, repeating textures, resolution incompatibility, and more..But all good nice to see men like to have big cocks like me.. LOL

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'aussiepeaches' Quoting 'foreverlove7985' Since when do ALL women want a cock of 9+ inches?? I'm fairly sure i've written this before - I find 6 - 7 inches HUGE. Any bigger and I'm sorry, but nothing is going to happen. (MR) has a lovely 6 inch cock, which I often struggle to fit inside me... it is perfect, and I do not want or need anything bigger. I have never EVER laughed or ridiculed ANYONEs cock size, and I find your claims offensive. The only person who needs to hear the truth, is YOU, my friend. You DON'T know what women REALLY want at all. What you have written is completely wrong, and clearly you have not done the research to back your claims up! (MRS) Sorry but iv done plenty of research! Iv had hundreds of emails in the last few wks alone telling me how average cocks are as useless as tits on a bull. Its just not fair how u girls get together and talk behind our backs about such a touchy subject...i mean these poor guys would be shatered if they knew half of what is said about there cocks! cmon guys whos with me? put ur cocks down and STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE STRIKE! People emailing you does not constitute research... Ofcourse, anyone emailing YOU on a Sex site, are going to praise your size - they see a picture of a cock (that I believe is more than likely photoshopped) that looks huge. You're going to attract women who need larger than average cocks to fill their slot. They do not speak for ALL women. Doing research, would be you - going out into the public, or posting the question online (Heck, I'm certain someone did this a few weeks back - and the results were not as you believe them to be), and asking in general, what size women preferred... which you clearly haven't done. (MRS)

  • one4thetaking

    one4thetaking

    15 years ago

    MMM, been wondering lately does penis size get samller with age, or is it ones recollection of size when you where younger get lost in the fog of alzhemiers like the so tasteful discussionre number of times i wank when i am over 50 - me i am just grateful i can remember masturbating once a day, and if i think it was more then blame it on a seniors moment. 14tt

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    girls i talk to about sex, DONT want any more than 8" and thick. Who wants painful sex....zzzzzzzzzz Unless its some butt slappin fun

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    For a number of years Peachy i have had trouble with my size. Not all the time being a big man is great. I have had women walk out on me before because when we became intimate she freaked, others just aren't interested. Which is disappointing when u particularly like the woman. Yes there are size queens out there and thanks to them or I would be climbing the walls. I think most women like the larger size of average, and prefer the thickness over length.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    What a load of rubbish,I was lucky i was'nt to far from the toilet when i read this one nearly wet myself laughing when i read this one Have u heard the old saying its not the size of it its what u do with it Iv found over the years that men who dont have big willies except the fact and learn to use the willie to do what it needs to do lol Iv had guys with big willies and well they should have kept it in their pants but the real thing iv learnt over time is it doesnt matter what men have.Most men have no idea about sex they climb on u go like a jack hammer mission postion or let your hair down doggie stlye . you say u want to go on strike to teach woman a lesson how about us woman go on strike till men learn about sex and the female orgsam and how to find the g spot lol not saying all men r like that before u jump on the soap box But im finding it hard to find the man who is not in a race to be the first across the line so to speak how does it go whip in whip out wipe it of and roll over and go to sleep hahahaha Again its not what u have in your pants its how u use it to have fun

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Horseey'For a number of years Peachy i have had trouble with my size. Not all the time being a big man is great. I have had women walk out on me before because when we became intimate she freaked, others just aren't interested. Which is disappointing when u particularly like the woman. Yes there are size queens out there and thanks to them or I would be climbing the walls. I think most women like the larger size of average, and prefer the thickness over length. Every time we get a forum about the size of mens penis's I write the same stuff. It is not so much that we gals are size queens at all. It is more that, just like men, we are all different. Some men have a large penis, some have a small penis. Some women have a cervix that is very far back and some do not. The average woman just cannot handle the length at all with out pain. Those of us that have a cervix that is a fair distance back,( and believe me when I say that my gyno has trouble reaching mine) We are the ones who appreciate the size. You need to ask this question about size before it gets to the pants off stage. Personally I have had several long term partners who are over the nine inch mark with absolutely no problems but that in itself does not mean that I do not appreciate the more averagely endowed males as well. They have hidden talents. l Foreverlove...Peaches is just stiring the pot and loves it when he gets a rise.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    kissmetenderly - pffft who cant find the g spot? seriously theres no great mystery there! what some guys dont know is how to hit it when having sex. If ur guys are 2 clumsy to hit it then jump on top and find those angles urself girl :P. foreverlove7985 - my research consists of more than just a few emails! iv takin this 2 the streets of brisy many times, done online polls, visited thousands of forums and heck even last wk i was on sunrise discussing it with kochie! The truth is out there now..just deal with it plz

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Blindman67' Your second shot on you profile is a closer shot then the first but strangely the further shot shows your cock width to be greater. Plus all the standard photo shop give away's, white edges, repeating textures, resolution incompatibility, and more.. I hadn't actually even looked at his profile pic up close until now - I was just assuming it was photoshopped - but hey! There you have it... the proof is in the pudding. How sad that you have to put a photoshopped picture of a cock up to get girls... LMAO!! (MRS)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    It's not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog buddy. Mine does what it needs to, gets the job done and I've never had any complaints. I get to go to bed with my sexy, gorgeous fox of a lady who sucks my average size dick every night so I'm not going on strike. Maybe its easier to strike if you are a single large dicked knob who isnt getting a root anyway? Lol (Mr)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Reading this post has been fun esp at what research you all do and how you girls have stood up and told the truth and supported us normal guysAnd yeah kufs we all stand up for ourselves and pretend to be the towel rack when needed This topic has just reminded me of in the past when at the local nightclub going to the gents ( bad beer that night made the gents very busy) and 2 guys had to us the cubical due to volume when one guy turns to a mate and say's 'waters cold tonightyeah yeah and old one but coming across it in use made everyone walk out laughin

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    OMG... Cant beleive you started the same forum topic as the one posted a week or so ago.. Well not exacty the same.. the wording was different but the subject exactly the same.. You didnt get the favorable reaction then, so now you come back on a different angle.. I said it then and I'll say it again... you have a obsession with your dick which you just cant shake... leave it alone PLEASE.Of course some women here will give you the thumbs up which is their right, but the majority still think youre being abit of a wanker by your persistance... Give us a break PLEASE...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Your Photoshop skills aren't anywhere near up to scratch! The white t-shirt helps, but you can still plainly see the white outline around it... or is that an aura? It could be - you're obviously in awe of it...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    The guys with genuinely big (greater than 9") cocks who I've spoken to actually do not get very much sex at all. it's because most women just aren't built to accomodate. Notwithstanding that for those of excess girth, condoms don't fit properly, it sure means having a huge member doesn't equate to getting a lot of sex.It's something women know, and guys don't.... we're generally really don't give a toss about your cock, especially if other factors come into play.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Size doesnt matter big or small,its how you use it. Boys dont worry about the size of your cock, as long as you can fuck 30 miniuts to 1 hour non stop am ok with that. My main problems with cocks is unclean uncut cocks, it makes me sick, and men who cant last for even 10 minuits. I will like a small clean cut cock to a big uncut cock. You need to be healthy to have fun and enjoy sex. I like licking cocks but i cant just lick uncut cock. Have fun but stay healthy.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Polar_Bear_Girl' The guys with genuinely big (greater than 9") cocks who I've spoken to actually do not get very much sex at all. it's because most women just aren't built to accomodate. Notwithstanding that for those of excess girth, condoms don't fit properly, it sure means having a huge member doesn't equate to getting a lot of sex.It's something women know, and guys don't.... we're generally really don't give a toss about your cock, especially if other factors come into play. Nail on the head there. I find it difficult to meet someone who prefers a larger man. Most women it seems prefer average or bit bigger than average. I find being big a disadvantage and the myth that surrounds a well hung man is better left for the television. It hasn't been the smoothest ride in the world.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Polar_Bear_Girl' The guys with genuinely big (greater than 9") cocks who I've spoken to actually do not get very much sex at all. it's because most women just aren't built to accomodate. Notwithstanding that for those of excess girth, condoms don't fit properly, it sure means having a huge member doesn't equate to getting a lot of sex.It's something women know, and guys don't.... we're generally really don't give a toss about your cock, especially if other factors come into play. As for condoms, Magnum XL's are the way to go but you have to buy online. Or the Durex Comfrot XL's are good.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'aussiepeaches' foreverlove7985 - my research consists of more than just a few emails! iv takin this 2 the streets of brisy many times, done online polls, visited thousands of forums and heck even last wk i was on sunrise discussing it with kochie! The truth is out there now..just deal with it plz Yeah, the truth IS out. You're a fake! And you photoshop your cock. Can't think of anything more sad than that! (MRS)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'aussiepeaches' Quoting 'D_G_T' now Peaches......how are you going to go on strike with 3 naked women sitting on the couch watching you? Kranskys in hand , taking loooong slow licks up the side, a lil nibble on top, mmmmm and running a tongue tip round and round and round until you're all sensitive and dripping pre-cum? ohhhhh that's right you're on strike, arentcha Yep still on strike..u will have to do better than that to tempt me, especially after what u told me last night about the guys on here. U c fellas it was DGT's comments that tipped me over the edge and made me write this topic. Shes 1 evil woman LOL I missed this in the midst Peaches, you little shit stirrer Some more severe punishment needs to be sent your way now obviously, all that blood has gone to your cock and left you giddy perfect time for me to brutalise your 'no go zone' snaps on the gloves and reaches for the lube........

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Horseey'For a number of years Peachy i have had trouble with my size. Not all the time being a big man is great. I have had women walk out on me before because when we became intimate she freaked, others just aren't interested. Which is disappointing when u particularly like the woman. Yes there are size queens out there and thanks to them or I would be climbing the walls. I think most women like the larger size of average, and prefer the thickness over length. I think you 'think' right Horseey I'll honestly say I do prefer girth over length, nothing extreme mind you, but enough to push the boundaries

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'aussiepeaches' The truth is out there now..just deal with it plz That was a good idea taking your photo down, as that was rubbing in to the less fortunate guys and even worse highlighting the problem to their partners what they are missing out on.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You lil tart you...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Hey aussiepeaches, what happened to your picture? My money is either on the moderator pulling it or you realising that you're sprung. Are you really just a little dick making big dick noises? Or maybe you photo-dropped the meat and two veg on a vag? Good thread! Stupid, but fun...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I was thinking the same thing Snowshoe. It seems odd that it'd all of a sudden be in a private gallery instead. Sudden attack of modesty?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'Horseey'For a number of years Peachy i have had trouble with my size. Not all the time being a big man is great. I have had women walk out on me before because when we became intimate she freaked, others just aren't interested. Which is disappointing when u particularly like the woman. Yes there are size queens out there and thanks to them or I would be climbing the walls. I think most women like the larger size of average, and prefer the thickness over length. I think you 'think' right Horseey I'll honestly say I do prefer girth over length, nothing extreme mind you, but enough to push the boundaries . I think I agree with you DGT. Although I might add that (quite surprisingly, considering I was initially content to just take a comfy cushion and sit back and suck the salt off the popcorn) Fiona now has me wondering how deep my cervix really is ... I wonder what kind of results testing this might yield . Curious Flirty x

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'Horseey'For a number of years Peachy i have had trouble with my size. Not all the time being a big man is great. I have had women walk out on me before because when we became intimate she freaked, others just aren't interested. Which is disappointing when u particularly like the woman. Yes there are size queens out there and thanks to them or I would be climbing the walls. I think most women like the larger size of average, and prefer the thickness over length. I think you 'think' right Horseey I'll honestly say I do prefer girth over length, nothing extreme mind you, but enough to push the boundaries . I think I agree with you DGT. Although I might add that (quite surprisingly, considering I was initially content to just take a comfy cushion and sit back and suck the salt off the popcorn) Fiona now has me wondering how deep my cervix really is ... I wonder what kind of results testing this might yield . Curious Flirty x This is definately something that needs further exploration Flirty, strictly results based testing is called for. If we dont see your eyes flick up to the roof with that surprised , "Ooooh hit the roof" expression we won't believe your cervix has actually been found . . Oh and you guys.....Peaches only put his pic back up for viewing for this thread he obviously took it back out of his pg for the stirring event . You'll never make very good private dicks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Haha Aussie, take it u were bored lol but I'm with forever on this one 7 is my limit, I'm still skeptical on the nine + inches seems I've never seen one bigger than 7.5 who knows... Maybe I'm missing out lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    lmfao.....have you even seen a woman naked????

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Well in the name of science I might volunteer, although the static baseline quant might vary almost like a more biological version of phootoshop through the course of the experiement...but what the hell, it won't make this scientist mad to give it a try. | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Fiona now has me wondering how deep my cervix really is ... I wonder what kind of results testing this might yield ? So then once you have the rocket ready to launch and I have the crusader is caped in latex that isn't lubed (yes, they are still available that way)...you take one of those clear plastic rulers and a permanent fine tip texta and from the tip backwards toward the base mark it off in centimeters. No sense in trying to make this more finite as it may take several tests to arrive at the average anyway. | I think you see where this is going to go so no need to go any deeper into you for more intimate details than necessary and I hope a mere mortal man can find the bottom...or sadly, you might end up being known as Miss Aybyss. | Happy to help with the research and since I can't even spell "bashful" or "embarrassed" ...we can on the findings here? In fact, it might be helpful to find out if you are normal relative to your peer group so if the rest of you ladies don't mind... | ...just think of it as a science project. | | Don't worry Flirty...if all else fails, I am pretty good with photoshop too.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Ohhh Peaches, put your pic back up! I want to show off the useless Photoshop job you did to some friends! Hahahahaha..... (MRS)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    lmfao.... I went on sex strike once... I lasted nearly a whole day... and she didnt even notice.HUgsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'D_G_T' This is definately something that needs further exploration Flirty, strictly results based testing is called for. If we dont see your eyes flick up to the roof with that surprised , "Ooooh hit the roof" expression we won't believe your cervix has actually been found . . Hang on a sec, are you suggesting I sell tickets??? :-O Brilliant idea! I'll need to employ a lab assistant, a statistician, someone to do the measuring, someone to do the lubricating, someone to ... ahh feck. This just became a logistical nightmare! . ... And a largely irrelvant discussion. My cervix gets poked just nicely now I think Quoting 'stalky'lmfao.... I went on sex strike once... I lasted nearly a whole day... and she didnt even notice.HUgsStalky.I confess my first giggle in this thread came with the opening line: "Ok so after years n years of being told this"

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Well in the name of science I might volunteer, although the static baseline quant might vary almost like a more biological version of phootoshop through the course of the experiement...but what the hell, it won't make this scientist mad to give it a try. | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Fiona now has me wondering how deep my cervix really is ... I wonder what kind of results testing this might yield ? So then once you have the rocket ready to launch and I have the crusader is caped in latex that isn't lubed (yes, they are still available that way)...you take one of those clear plastic rulers and a permanent fine tip texta and from the tip backwards toward the base mark it off in centimeters. No sense in trying to make this more finite as it may take several tests to arrive at the average anyway. | I think you see where this is going to go so no need to go any deeper into you for more intimate details than necessary and I hope a mere mortal man can find the bottom...or sadly, you might end up being known as Miss Aybyss. | Happy to help with the research and since I can't even spell "bashful" or "embarrassed" ...we can on the findings here? In fact, it might be helpful to find out if you are normal relative to your peer group so if the rest of you ladies don't mind... | ...just think of it as a science project. | | Don't worry Flirty...if all else fails, I am pretty good with photoshop too. Screw you for knowing I wouldn't start blushing until you mentioned "bashful" or "embarassed"!! . Anyway, I doubt you'd qualify for this experiment. You don't have a Confined Spaces Permit.

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky'lmfao.... I went on sex strike once... I lasted nearly a whole day... and she didnt even notice.HUgsStalky I have enjoyed this thread sooooooo much, and Stalky, you just made me cry! Funny, funny stuff. Mrs W xx

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'nameisinuse' From what I can gather you're trying to say you're a handsome guy with a massive cock!or is that a massive cock who thinks he's handsome? OK I took it as a joke but touche' this post is waaay funnier!!!

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    Some guys have a big one and some are just A big one!So really does nature get things that wrong? I'd think that the average penis is an average size to be functional in the average vagina don't you think? Surely if women loved the abnormally large then natural selection would have them procreating with large cocks producing big sons? Or maybe it's just some women will have a go with a big boy just for the experience but find he's a bigger dick than his dick and go knocking on Mr Averages door?I do find it odd that with all his research that Mr Dick even needs to post here to advertise his wares! Also find it odd that women would prefer more than 10 inches when one or two average sized fingers can make a woman squirt and have multiples all over the place?I do have a friend with a huge cock (proven as it comes out every time he is drunk), he's also a nice guy and too good looking for his own good so has had more than his share of women. He says most have enjoyed it but he has to be very careful and cant really let go else he may hurt them - doesnt sound that much fun to me really!

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    Quoting 'puppy' I do have a friend with a huge cock (proven as it comes out every time he is drunk), he's also a nice guy and too good looking for his own good so has had more than his share of women. He says most have enjoyed it but he has to be very careful and cant really let go else he may hurt them - doesnt sound that much fun to me really! Most of the really well hung guys do have to go steady yes and it is not fun for them. Rarely can they find a woman to accomodate ALL of them and subsequently the really well hung boys are very gentle and very careful. I have found that it is the boys that are only just above average that are more likely hurt a woman. The ones about 8 or 9 inches. These are the boys that think hitting the cervix is fun for a woman and those groans are in ecxtasy not pain.

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    15 years ago

    Great...you've covered off 4 or the 7 Smurfettes in one hit, Flirty...now we only need three more to get this science project rolling. I know, it's supposed to be the 7 dwarves but this is my fairy tale come true so please...I'm happy to make up the story as we go. So now if you would be so kind as to assume the position.... | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Screw you for knowing I wouldn't start blushing until you mentioned "bashful" or "embarassed"!! Anyway, I doubt you'd qualify for this experiment. You don't have a Confined Spaces Permit. ...and for the one I have mind you are neither over nor underqulified and just like in tale about the 3 Bears and that hot blonde chick, I am sure this will fit just right when you bed down for the night. And if you are a good little girl, we might even throw in the grand finale' from Little Red Riding Hood? You know...where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats Goldilocks and the rest of the 7 Smurfettes? Now this is shaping up to be one truly classic science experiment and one hell of a fairy tale! | And who in the hell lied to you and told you that I was ever worried about flying in "Restricted Space"...best just to shut off the radio and drop under the radar, then watch for the landing strip... | ...that's as good as going bear. | PS ...in the interest of science and as we are conducting a random sampling amongst your peer group, we might as well go ahead and check to see how far down your throat your tonsils are too? And for chrissake quite laughing... | ...you just might choke.

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    15 years ago

    Why do we even persist on amusing 'aussie peaches" small minded chit chat about his over sized dick. The fact of the matter is really that HE is an over sized PENIS himself. I could not imagine anyone wanting to fuck the arrogant tard no matter how big he thinks it may be. You sound like a total WANKER mate, get over yourself!!!!!

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Horseey' As for condoms, Magnum XL's are the way to go but you have to buy online. Or the Durex Comfrot XL's are good. Thanks for the tip Horseey! I have a couple of rather large toys that I would love to cover up, but I always end up breaking the condom trying to get them on. :(

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    15 years ago

    You'll keep Mr Midnight, you'll keep *pout* My bedtime fairytales never have that many characters in them. Furthermore, based on some of the evil villains you bandy about for starring roles, one may safely assume my taste is far more impeccable than yours, irrespective of where my tonsils sit! And as for landing aircraft, it would make perfect sense if you were secretly in the employ of Tiger ... One more thing to get me pouting!! PS. A lady doesn't choke.

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    Quoting 'Polar_Bear_Girl' Quoting 'Horseey' As for condoms, Magnum XL's are the way to go but you have to buy online. Or the Durex Comfrot XL's are good. Thanks for the tip Horseey! I have a couple of rather large toys that I would love to cover up, but I always end up breaking the condom trying to get them on. :( Hahaha, know that feeling. I have a person at the local pharmacy order them in for me. I'll get you a box next time i'm down there lol.

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    Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'Horseey'For a number of years Peachy i have had trouble with my size. Not all the time being a big man is great. I have had women walk out on me before because when we became intimate she freaked, others just aren't interested. Which is disappointing when u particularly like the woman. Yes there are size queens out there and thanks to them or I would be climbing the walls. I think most women like the larger size of average, and prefer the thickness over length. I think you 'think' right Horseey I'll honestly say I do prefer girth over length, nothing extreme mind you, but enough to push the boundaries . I think I agree with you DGT. Although I might add that (quite surprisingly, considering I was initially content to just take a comfy cushion and sit back and suck the salt off the popcorn) Fiona now has me wondering how deep my cervix really is ... I wonder what kind of results testing this might yield . Curious Flirty x This is definately something that needs further exploration Flirty, strictly results based testing is called for. If we dont see your eyes flick up to the roof with that surprised , "Ooooh hit the roof" expression we won't believe your cervix has actually been found . . Oh and you guys.....Peaches only put his pic back up for viewing for this thread he obviously took it back out of his pg for the stirring event . You'll never make very good private dicks Never know how deep your cervix is i guess until you until one day you meet a man that finally hits that spot. Never a pleasant experience.

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'puppy' I do find it odd that with all his research that Mr Dick even needs to post here to advertise his wares! Also find it odd that women would prefer more than 10 inches when one or two average sized fingers can make a woman squirt and have multiples all over the place?I do have a friend with a huge cock (proven as it comes out every time he is drunk), he's also a nice guy and too good looking for his own good so has had more than his share of women. He says most have enjoyed it but he has to be very careful and cant really let go else he may hurt them - doesnt sound that much fun to me really! Nothing better than making a woman have multiples and squirt hard, and you don't need a big cock to achieve that! Just the time stamina and skill set. I agree with you there you have to be extremely careful. You learn to be patient, and take your time because if you rush, it could end up in tears? Like with anything, it has it's pros, but there are defiant con's to being big.

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Horseey' Never know how deep your cervix is i guess until you until one day you meet a man that finally hits that spot. Never a pleasant experience. I live in hope then!

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    15 years ago

    I see your point and I guess not everyone is cut out for a life in the footlights, Flirty...but since you have 4 of the 7 Smurfettes in the story covered off anyway (hey...put those blue boobies back up here will ya) if we add wiggly, smirky and pouty into the screenplay, you've got is covered and we can skip the rest of the cast. I will have a chat with the bears and wolves and tigers (oh boy) to make sure they are tame. The wolf...well he might be rather persistent and insistent about sticking to part of the storyline...but you can take that up with him privately. | Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem'...my taste is far more impeccable than yours, irrespective of where my tonsils sit! And as for landing aircraft, it would make perfect sense if you were secretly in the employ of Tiger ... One more thing to get me pouting!! PS. A lady doesn't choke. |As for how you taste...can't say I have ever tried any "impeccable" but if it's anything like an Arizona bar-b-que where they slow roast a peccary and serve with ice cold Coronas I am sure the wolf won't mind, even if his fingers are a bit messy after munching on your javlina. | Now as for what a lady does...sooner or later I am bound to meet one and the only reason they don't choke is because they don't anything. Now then, women and hot chicks...they choke and sputter and some even gag, but then they smile and seem to like it. Go figure? | Time to fly, Flirty....congrats on your new role. I am sure you will be a big start and don't worry about finding the landing strip? I am twin turbo and instrument rated, I kind of like.... | ....flying in the box. | | Now say "ahhhhhhhhhh"....and don't choke!

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    15 years ago

    big cocks can sometimes be the BIGGEST FLOP ... NOT ENOUGH BLOOD GOING INTO THAT SHLONG MAKES IT A DUD ...

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    15 years ago

    hey i am new to this site, am i gettig through to the masses yet? lol

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    15 years ago

    estrogen levels in males should be more of a concern to males and females than cock length girth colour or flavour! The increase in estrogen levels now compared to the past is making the modern western man weak. I am not expecting the sales of dildos and vibrators to decrease. If you are a man surely you will use a sharp knife to cut through what is worthy of giving yourself wrinkles? Someone doesn't want to be with you because of your cock? colour of your skin, hairs on your chin? etc well guess what I am not attracted to someone who isn't attracted to me so next....

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    15 years ago

    and its a very healthy 12 inches thank yo very much..........................bahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'exitonly'and its a very healthy 12 inches thank yo very much..........................bahahahahahahahahahahahahahah is that how we measure it? lol sweet maybe i am 26 inches after all :P

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    15 years ago

    i wish there was a "like" button on some of these comments lol ive been with a 24cm cock before and ill tell you most of the time the poor bloke couldnt use the whole thing, as much as i tried it really hurt. My husband has a gorgeous 7" cock and it hits all the right spots, especially good for those quickies in public place when theres no time for foreplay just the old spit on the cock and shove it in haha oh and where is this photoshopped cock?? lol seems to have dissapeared haha

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    14 years ago

    6 inch is fine. Give me 6 over 9 any day. the 6 inch guys try harder and I get more out of sex.

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    14 years ago

    I have never seen such an outright case of "look at me!!!!!!" And then when called on his facts has the gall to get annoyed! Only one thing for sure...there is a big dick attached to that profile...

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    14 years ago

    ...at the end of the day the final deed is just the sugar coated cherry on top lol guys there is so many more ways to please your woman than stickng it in and saying do you like the feeling of my big cock inside u.....two or three strokes does not make up for the time u can spend carressing licking and kissing your partner to find out where the enjoyment is to be had.....i'm the first to admit im not huge but if all the right things are done the enjoyment is not just about the penetration....it comes from seeing the person u r with breathless and dreamy eyed!!!! or is that just me?

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'goodgirlssayplz'Under 7 and looks like a baby's arm holding an apple?(well, solid to very thick) Yes please!!!! heheheheAW shit, just this morning, the girl said best way to describe me is like a baby holding an apple..... and 7" and fucking awesome at giving head..........just sign on the dotted line babe.....and here.......and here.....annnd here.....

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    14 years ago

    Alright... there was a young guy hanging out in the showers late last night at aarows club..... ahem.... well probably not hanging out there.. he was just taking a shower .... anyway... he may not have had the biggest dick in the room but he was undoubtedly sexy as hell... a keeper.... completely uninhibited.... one to put in the cage at arrows and save for re-use later, I thought. Also, I'm sure I wasn't the only person there who thought so.... and I noticed that some women apparently couldn't help themselves and had to have a bit of a touch of his bits.... so although it can't hurt to be well endowed, there's clearly much more to consider.... Unless you are unusually small or unusually large, or unusually thick or unusually thin, or limp.... then really there ought not be anything to add to this manic debate about genitals.HugsStalkyQuoting 'just1taste' big cocks can sometimes be the BIGGEST FLOP ... NOT ENOUGH BLOOD GOING INTO THAT SHLONG MAKES IT A DUD ...

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    14 years ago

    That must be it. I started the strike early, last year in fact, I just didn't realise I was on strike until now.So now I see there is a reason for it all.

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    14 years ago

    well normally go big holes need big poles did ansell do a survey on vagina sizes? that would really intrest me ive seen some whoppers and some i could bearly get in

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    14 years ago

    Not sure about other ladies, but sure I love cock just as much as the next horny girl but in reality I dont need cock to have an orgasm and I can have a much more intense orgasm all on my lonesome. I have had a range of cock sizes from 3inches up to 8 inches and while a guy did try who was larger, I just couldnt take him inside me which disappointed both him and me. And the 3inch guy was brilliant at what he did!!I have said all along it is all about technique, but also think passion, chemistry and lust have a lot to do with how I react to the whole situation in terms of how I rank a guy or a girl :PI think I need to insure my finger.... without it I would never ever cum!

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    14 years ago

    most men can satisfy me if they just relax a little...very few I would describe as being too small, more are too big than too small...... I think you guys are simply missing the point..I certainly react more to a confident man who knows what he is doing, and is comfortable enough with his sexuality to truly let go and be in the moment..that's when sex is the best, stop THINKING so much and enjoy!

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    14 years ago

    You have got to wonder! No photo and all full of comments! As an owner of several 67 Mustangs I know that ford chose the small block 289 to campaign at LeMans because it produce huge amounts of hoursepower without being inherently plauged with problems like the big blocks were! Hmm so bigger isnt always better!

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'mosoon66' You have got to wonder! No photo and all full of comments! As an owner of several 67 Mustangs I know that ford chose the small block 289 to campaign at LeMans because it produce huge amounts of hoursepower without being inherently plauged with problems like the big blocks were! Hmm so bigger isnt always better! thats it, it isn't how big your pencil is, it's how you write your name. a guy with a 6 inch cock has hands and a tongue too so as far as i am concerned it is all a level playing field. sticking with the car analogies, if you have a 6+ litre engine and don't know how you use it then no passenger is gonna have any fun.as for the biggest dick on red hot pie contest, at 6ft0ins aussiepeaches is looking unbeatable at the moment.one last point, if you guys go on strike then you got my support, just don't expect me to join in the protest, i will be with the ladies :P

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    14 years ago

    So the way you are talking like you have over 9' and you feel sorry for all those guys less fortunate than yourself. So with this massive cock of yours you are somehow better than those less endowed as yourself and yet your still SINGLE!!! I would like you to come round and show me this monster of yours and we will see if you can use it or if your all talk....ah wait your on sex strike right? never mind I will just have to do with a nice guy that isn't quite so big !!!

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'amywantsu' So the way you are talking like you have over 9' and you feel sorry for all those guys less fortunate than yourself. So with this massive cock of yours you are somehow better than those less endowed as yourself and yet your still SINGLE!!! He put a poorly photo-shopped picture up when he posted, so this is pretty much a dud thread. It would be better if the moderators killed it, to stop people like you from wasting your energy on it. After all, you could have been sending me a message rather than spending your time on that...

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    14 years ago

    Many have commented on here that they would rather have a man with a penis that is 6 inches and he knows what to do with it . The majority have assumed that the well endowed men are just sticking it in there and pumping away, no foreplay, no finesse, nothing except the reliance on thier size. This is, in my experience, a fallacy. I have rarely met one of the larger boys who do this. I have found most of them to be very well informed of what does and does not do it for a woman. Most are acutely aware of the pain they they can cause and therefore spend more time and effort making sure the woman is well and truelly aroused first to avoid any discomfort.After all, they want to enjoy sex as much as the woman does and hurtng your partner is just not that enjoyable for most!

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    14 years ago

    Aussiepeachs is all piss and wind... a fraud... a true wanker...

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    14 years ago

    Aussiepeaches - your coming across as being a TAD obsessed with penis size !!! Everyone is different, every woman is different.. im sitting here next to my bestie, and her partner has a whopping huge cock.. (9.2 inch - we measured it in high school LOL)... where as im more than happy with my 6 inch, slightly thick mans.. everyone is different - and all men use their tackle differently.But seriously - grow up !!! Your coming across as really weird, to put it nicely..

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    14 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee' Many have commented on here that they would rather have a man with a penis that is 6 inches and he knows what to do with it . The majority have assumed that the well endowed men are just sticking it in there and pumping away, no foreplay, no finesse, nothing except the reliance on thier size. This is, in my experience, a fallacy. I have rarely met one of the larger boys who do this. I have found most of them to be very well informed of what does and does not do it for a woman. Most are acutely aware of the pain they they can cause and therefore spend more time and effort making sure the woman is well and truelly aroused first to avoid any discomfort.After all, they want to enjoy sex as much as the woman does and hurtng your partner is just not that enjoyable for most! think all everyone is saying is that it has nothing to do with the equiptment. it is all about the skill set of the operator. sure there is gonna be big guys who can use it, there is gonna be big guys who can't use it. which is true for average as well.women don't even have a penis and yet i am sure many bi girls would testify that chicks just know what to do down there. the only conclusion is the equiptment is not even necessary

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    14 years ago

    After reading some of the threads I now realise what i have been doing wrong all these years. Instead of pleasuring my partners with my mouth, tongue, lips, fingers, exploring fetishes, doing it in risky places, using all sorts of kitchen sex devices to stimulate, whips chains, oils, talking dirty, romancing, seducing, wearing clothing your partner finds sexy, treating her like a woman lover and friend, tieing up her boy friend and whipping him for her pleasure, you name it i probably have done it, INSTEAD All I NEEDED WAS A BIG COCK AND COULD HAVE JUST SLAMED AWAY!

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    14 years ago

    This thread has been great - I'm packing 7" and being a male am always thinking I'd like a bigger sized cock! Now I'm more than happy with my size - thanks girls for your comments - made my day!!! But girls be careful because as I've always wished for a longer cock (until now) I've focused on being and extra good root and perfected pussy licking - if I that that 7" was fine (being male) I may not have focused so much on that - but then again I love it too much

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    14 years ago

    Mate you should try going on a WANKING strike ... But then again a good wank defines a good wanker - keep up the good (wanking) work WANKER

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    14 years ago

    KISSDEEP - love your enthusiastic reply :PWe are new here, and over the last few weeks I've come to believe, or maybe more correctly know, that men with large cocks do seem to be in higher demand, reading most couples profiles, if they want a single guy he must be hung and thick, my lovely gal is also keen to try a larger cock, which i'm sure wont be to far away (cant wait to see that), ill keep you posted on her thoughts.I had other examples but they have slipped my mind at this moment, but it does ring true that although women will say penis size doesn't matter (Oh and thank you for that :P) a fat, long hard cock attached to swordsman who knows how to wield it, at the very least must be tried yeah? There are other statistics not quoting exact figures here but penises that are considered large, 8" or 9" and over, and fat occupy about only 10 percent of the male population, and i haven't met many or any women who haven't had a man with a huge cock at some point in there life, which shows that the top 10 percent of guys with large cocks must be getting the lions share of ladies out there? Ladies care to comment?Lastly, what is thick, how thick is thick, can you be more specific, circumference, diameter.Ladies please be honest, your honesty can only set men free, take his focus of his cock and put it to better use being a better lover the worst that could happen is that men who lack will put more effort in to make up for it, it is early in the morning s rambling on a but too :P

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    14 years ago

    Guys, yes you, the ones who use a dildo instead of your real cock in your pics, or photo shop, WTF!! seriously, its not that no one is ever going to actually meet you (coz the truth will be evident as soon as you drop your pants) or the possible black eye you get if you try to sell a 6 incher as a 9 when hooking up with your date, its that you are making absolutely sure that you will never meet a genuine woman here, be honest, learn some manners and other skills and at the very worst you have a chance of meeting a woman who for no other reason other than sympathy may actually spend some time with you.Your just robbing yourself.

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    14 years ago

    Cock Size, COCK size, COCK SIZE. Big cock , Little cock. Dont you mean the size of the dickhead attached to the cock. Everyone is different, Big is not always better. And Im talking from experence(openly swinging for 14years). Im 8 inch, and sometimes it really sucks that I am unable to do things that some guys with smaller cocks can do.