Clowning Around

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  13 years ago

  Cyclone season , and I pinched my bosses huge bloomers of the wash line wind blowing took downthe yellow warning flag and put up her pants   preteneded I had a broken arm all day on april fools day. the story I told was my car had broken down, called the RAC and when I bent over to show him the problem he goosed me. I got mad , turned and punched him and broke my hand , he fell down hit his head on the curb and was in hospital. I was charged with assult and had to go to court.   sympaty all round at work, till end of day when I said, ta dahhh april fools :) got ya.   glad wrapped a car   lead a guy up to my bedroom , me naked his mate in the cupbard. The guy kept saying no no TR i am a married man as I led him up the steps, he was blushing and stammering and had no intention of doing a thing. his mate lept out at him, poor guy just about shit is pants..I was younger then would not do it today.   Love the homer simpson , phone calls to the bar. Done a few of those over the years

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  13 years ago

  This prick at work used to like messing with my motorbike, turning off the kill switch, re arranging the plug leads etc.One morning on the way to work I spotted a road kill cat so I took it with me, crawled under his car and stuffed it in between the engine and the exhaust manifold.I think you can imagine the rest.No more motorbike trouble ! A fisherman who wouldn't pay up for work done on his boat got a litre of 2 part expanding foam poured down the demister vents of his Jag. I got paid.

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  13 years ago

  when I was ten and very bored in class I looked around me and decided to spice up my classmates lives.So I wrote love letters from boys to girls and vice versa and left them in their desks.Were they thrilled at the attention,surprisingly no,girls were crying,fights broke out,chaos ensued.The teacher Mrs.Bold was extremely angry and went on a hunt to find the culpript.Only one person somehow knew it was me..Denis Cutler who was a nasty boy and always wore a Hawthorne footy jumper,he threatened to tell Mrs.Bold if I didn't go behind the sheltersheds with him and show him my girl bits. Better death than dishonour I thought so I confessed.Not exactly death but a very,very,sore hand after Mrs.Bolds thick leather strap crossed my palm a number of times. I suppose the punishment had the desired effect as I have never been tempted to play a practical joke again... x R

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  13 years ago

  I think I damaged a poor boy for life with that one. Primary school he said if I show you my willy, will you show me yours(well heck we were young and how was he to know I never had one). Annnny hoooooooooooow.   He dropped his pants, I had a look and ran off.   he was mortified I think, and now is prob sitting in a corner of some nut house, with spittle down his chin , saying why? why? why?   The damage we can do as kids!

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  13 years ago

  in the fridge, used for coffee. So I wrote on the bottle that it was breast milk. At the end of the day the milk bottle was still full.

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  13 years ago

  I was a budding burgu,, I mean locksmith and used to be able to crack all combo locks and pick most bicycle lock with ease.One day I skipped maths and went to the bike sheds and swapped over nearly everones bike locks.It was funny seeing the mayhem of 100+ teenage boys all trying to work out whos lock was whos hahhah.It was a friday so it made it even funnier That would have made an excellent youtube clip.I have a few more pranks but do to legal reasons I dont think I should post those here.☮

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  13 years ago

  Quoting 'tuscanred' I think I damaged a poor boy for life with that one. Primary school he said if I show you my willy, will you show me yours(well heck we were young and how was he to know I never had one). Annnny hoooooooooooow.   He dropped his pants, I had a look and ran off.   he was mortified I think, and now is prob sitting in a corner of some nut house, with spittle down his chin , saying why? why? why?   The damage we can do as kids! He could have his face planted in someones pussy thinking "what was she afraid of ?"

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  13 years ago

  Quoting '50zcool' Quoting 'tuscanred' I think I damaged a poor boy for life with that one. Primary school he said if I show you my willy, will you show me yours(well heck we were young and how was he to know I never had one). Annnny hoooooooooooow.   He dropped his pants, I had a look and ran off.   he was mortified I think, and now is prob sitting in a corner of some nut house, with spittle down his chin , saying why? why? why?   The damage we can do as kids! He could have his face planted in someones pussy thinking "what was she afraid of ?"

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  13 years ago

  Quoting 'myhree'in the fridge, used for coffee. So I wrote on the bottle that it was breast milk. At the end of the day the milk bottle was still full. It wouldn't have been if I were there. I used to fight the kids for Jennylee's boobs.

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  13 years ago

  ...took half the tobacco out, crammed the phosphorus shaved from ten match heads into the paper then packed the tobacco back in and slipped the cigarette back into the pack. I waited all day for him to pull that smoke out. He finally lit it up while driving us (there were five of us in the work crew) back to the depot after work. It blew up in his face and a flaming ball of phosphorus landed in his lap. He let go the wheel to slap out the flames in his crotch. I was in a lot of shit when they realised I was the only one roaring in laughter while everyone else was screaming in fear as the car veered across onto the wrong side of the road. In my defense, I was very young at the time.

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  13 years ago

  touch powdered a teachers motorbike   picked up another teachers mini and moved it between the incinerator and a telephone pole so it could not be driven out - was the perfect spot barely any room between the car and the objects it was parked between   dye cubes in the shower heads in the gym locker room   brown toilets with vegemite smeared on them   glad wrap across the bowls of the toilets   hmmm Im starting to think I had a few misspent moments in my youth   Kisses Focus

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  13 years ago

  I made a batch of foam lamingtons and offered them to a group of drunk Footballers, some commented on the chewiness of them and one went back for seconds.

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  13 years ago

  A mate at work had been stirring me a fair bit so I got a nice hot chilli (volcano hot) and cracked it open rubbing it over the lip of his water bottle. Well needless to say when he had a drink later he went beetroot red and was almost gasping for air. That stuffed him.

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  13 years ago

  Oh Ozboy that was a hoot, definately would have loved to seen that....

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  13 years ago

  once when I was about 19 or so I used a pair of stilsons to twist the long urinal squirting pipe around in the toilets in the main bar of the Young & Jacksons hotel in Melbourne.I twisted it so it faced outward, and when someone pulled the chain it sprayed water all over everyone who was pissing at the times groins.I did this at lunch time one friday to take advantage of the famous Y&Js lunch hour dunny rush/bottleneck.It was really funny seeing all the business men coming out with what looked like piss stained crotches.I went in to check it out the handy work and saw a line of blokes with saturated pants waiting to use the hand drier in a vain attempt make the wet "pee stain" disappear.It was a really funny sight seeing three or four besuited men gathered around on tippy toes pouting out their groins towards a hot air hand drier hahhahhhhhah I should have filmed it as I probably would have won funniest home videos.♋

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