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Cliched moves that still work

January 15 2015

We all know those classic clichéd flirty moves that crop up in movies and porn. The question is, do they still get us hot and horny, or are we over them? Are these moves hot, or not? (And what other clichéd moves still get you going?). - Looking up at him while giving head. - Biting your bottom lip while eye-gazing. - Raising an eyebrow as an invitation. - Absent-mindedly rubbing your own leg while chatting. - an ass grab in public (not a stranger danger grope) Others? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Yes, yes and yes. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Pushing a lady against a wall and kissing her deeply and passionately. Just don't talk about it later :(

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    11 years ago

    When Tara bends over looking for the TV buttons, with no knickers on. Mado Tara xx

  • Plain280

    Plain280

    11 years ago

    Once and I got the remains of a glass of water and ice cubes in return. I guessed that was a yes.Have not tried anything remotely like that since.I have a close friend who is in his late fifties and uses Howdy Doody and it works and on some of the most intelligent and attractive women around. I am now of the view the people that use those lines and get a result have a certain magnetism some might say charm!!?? Obviously missed out damn!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Oh, Yes, Yes, please Yes !!! That will certainly do it for me !!! Amy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Opening a full wallet.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    With my girlfriend, I used to ask her to look at me while I was going down on her, she said it "helped" :) Also occasionally while doing this, I would hold one or both of her hands, to feel more of her reactions when she came. When we were out at dinner with company, but knew what was happening when we got home, I would place my hand on her upper thigh under the table. Sigh...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Some time ago... I commented on a few things that have an extremely high rate of reaction And I was criticised for suggesting (?) that all women were not the same. Sits quietly and watches the next evolution of the topic for the time being

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm totally guilty of all of those, and they work for me! Others: Touching my throatDragging a finger along the rim of my glassPlaying with my hair. Spontaneously, obvs.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It will be fairly obvious through this thread, I believe, that all women and men are NOT the same. There are many cliched moves. Not everyone uses or responds to all of them. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    11 years ago

    Run your fingers down my jaw line then deliver a light and lingering kiss.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Clearly I need to go to Flirt School 101 😒xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm a bit oblivious when it comes to people showing interest in me, so corny flirting always helps. Being clubbed over the head and dragged off to a cave would possibly alert me to someone's interest.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Others: Touching my throatDragging a finger along the rim of my glassPlaying with my hair. Heh... It would be unlikely for me to react to any of those cues, as even though I know they might be cues, I wouldn't trust that they were.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    11 years ago

    and funlovers up against the wall but with some force and pin my arms and let me feel the full length of your body pressing against mine. And like meander I do all of those things and sometimes don't even realise it... And apparently my eyes give a lot away😳😳😳

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    11 years ago

    Using his fingers to lift my chin up slowly as he kisses me passionately...... Forehead kisses...... My hair wrapped around his hand as he pulls me in close for a deep kiss..... His hands cupping my face as he looks into my eyes..... His hand wrapped around my hair, as he pulls my head back revealing my neck, slowly kissing, sucking, licking and nibbling on it....... just a few of my favourite things 😍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    finger tips gently across the table. Necks and earlobes are always a favourite. Anyway in case I start feeling all romantic..... Ladies how do you all like your eggs done?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I don't recognise any - with the exception of looking into their eyes while giving oral - of those moves as interest.... If a woman bites her bottom lip while looking into my eyes I'd think she has dry lips and possibly offer her an opportunity to apply balm....but depending on how hard she bites it I think balm wouldn't quite be enough lol 😝. But I'd ignore it as to not cause her to feel insecure.... If a woman raises an eyebrow in my direction - assuming it's only one eyebrow - then I'd assume she was confused; make a smart arse comment and move forward...if it were two...then I'd have to note the context of the topic that we were discussing....and I'd keep in mind that it could just be a nervous twitch....once again I'd just ignore it as per the above example... If a woman started rubbing her leg I'd probably think she had an itch due to a skin condition or fleas...once again wishing not to make her feel bad I'd ignore it... If she grabbed my arse then she's already been friend zoned....as that's just playful...nothing sexual about it really... 😐 I don't speak a code or any kind of subtle hints as they honestly make you look like a bit of a wanker in my view....which reminds me of a funny thing that happened to me not too long ago....and here's why I think it makes people look foolish...... I had daddy duty this weekend and received the following sms message after dropping the kids off.... "Hey, I was wondering if you could come pick me up from Flannigans as I'm wasted and can't be bothered waiting for a cab and drop me home??" I thought yeah ok...it's on my way to the truck...so I picked her up and parked in her driveway leaving the car running....then the following conversation proceeded.... Her: you know...I could've walked I'm not that wasted... Me: so why didn't you?? Her: it was code for do you wanna stay the night and watch some movies?? Me: errrr no I've got to pick my kids up early and I'm tired...besides my sleep machine is in the truck.... Her: but don't you get sick of sleeping in the truck and want a break from that to sleep in a real bed?? Me: erm...darl?? It's a standard single size innerspring mattress...how is that not a "real bed"?? Her: yeah I spose. I just thought you'd like to come watch a couple of movies with me?? Me: well I would but as I said I've got the kids tomorrow from about 8 and it's midnight now. Her: fine!! Ok well thanks for the lift *slightly agitated tone* Me: no dramas love...saves waiting for the taxis...anyway sweet dreams we'll have to catchup another time...sweet dreams.... So she gets out and I wait until I see a light go on inside before reversing out of her driveway and make my way back to the truck. Just settling down when the phone goes off and there's a text message from her... "Aren't I good enough to fuck??" To which I replied... "Hmmm...well you never mentioned fucking in the text message nor in our conversation. You asked quite specifically for a lift home then give me this whole 'that was code for watching movies' I mean honestly who uses code to watch movies?? And as I said some two times...my kids comes before my dick and your vagina as well. But to answer your question understanding my former remarks....obviously you mustn't be good enough to fuck in your own mind... I'm off to bed to sleep now so if there's anything more I can help you with??" "No...sweet dreams" she replies..... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    "Can I buy you a drink?" usually works.

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    You're a straight shooter, nothing wrong with that, but she did give you some of her best moves, poor lady, lol! Now, next time she says do you want to come in for a coffee, she actually means you DTF! 😝 Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You romantic fool you😘xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    throwing her over my shoulder, straight to the bedroom and throwing her on her back on the bed!work for anyone??to forceful and abrupt??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mary: lol I've got a feeling that may not arise lol 😝 Freya: I know right?? 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! As they say in the classics, cool story bro! Like you, I am SHIT at reading these 'signs' put out by women, and am routinely nonplussed when it was later pointed out to me by friends or whoever that I'd missed out. Yet again :) Thank Christ, I thought it was just me! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Experience (both on the forums and in real life) has taught me that many (most?) guys are clueless when it comes to women dropping hints, including flirting. Apart from flirting I tend to just tell men what I'm thinking and what I'd like to happen. I must admit I've scared more than a few by doing so though. ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Old jungle saying "Women are Mean and Men are Stupid"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Like everything else in life.... understanding body language, cues, words and behaviours.... can be learned. And If I can learn it...... you can be sure that anyone can. You just need to pay attention, be shown a few things, drop all sense of ego-driven-behaviour (which is the hardest element for the vast majority of guys).... and understand what you're observing. There are plenty of good (i.e., not online pick-up web page) resources that can teach anyone.DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'd rather be scared than confused.... :) How scary can you be? ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    What's that got to do with whether or not cliched moves work for you? Eg, do you get turned on when women use them and/or do you use them to good effect with women? Sheesh, just answer the bloody question wouldya?! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Can I buy you a drink? Moet, I believe.

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    I declared that I wanted to be seduced (was amongst friends and a few newbies at the time). I didn't specify how, just that I wanted to be seduced. I wasn't discriminating, men or women, just seduce me, hit me with your best moves. Well I waited and waited, I had a gorgeous man on either side of me, in the end i relented, grabbed their hands and took them upstairs to fuck. God I love men 😘 Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Discussed this with a female friend, who told me a few that still work for her. She said that strumming my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words, and killing me softly with his song all worked pretty well.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' I'm totally guilty of all of those, and they work for me! Others: Touching my throatDragging a finger along the rim of my glassPlaying with my hair. Spontaneously, obvs. Funny, I was always hearing it as "rimming your arse" not rimming your glass. Thank god that's been clarified!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Works for me ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'ag4mg92' I declared that I wanted to be seduced (was amongst friends and a few newbies at the time). I didn't specify how, just that I wanted to be seduced. I wasn't discriminating, men or women, just seduce me, hit me with your best moves. Well I waited and waited, Slackers! I would have started with the cliched move of kissing your hand, and ever so slowly working my way up to your neck, using the back of my hand to caress you as well. Perhaps the same on the other side, and up the middle of your back. And/or, as I always carry scented massage oil with me at these events, sneakily add some to your neck and shoulders, reaching to any other exposed areas :) For note, massages are more fun for you the more hands are involved :)

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    Just coz 😍😘 you said the magic words in the one sentence, kissing and touching/caressing/massage. OMG I'm in lust. Mary xx PS - my neck is my most erogenous zone, a good kiss can have me wet in seconds. Xx 💋💋

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    Country touch, I've just discovered we don't live very far from each other, definitely invited 💋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    *puts on her best fake shocked voice* Oh, you remember! Yes please kind Sir.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    See.... that worked too.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'snowpatrol121' Ladies how do you all like your eggs done? Unfertilized, thanks.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    figure 4 choke hold works too!!! Just ask Julien Blanc 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hopeless at reading the "signs" and have missed out on a potentially wicked night only to receive a text with "oh I didn't think you were interested" . Blatant flirting all the way for me 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Shared many glances across a bar one night with a very beautiful woman,so picked my moment and went and introduced myself and commented on how beautiful her eyes were.Then proceeded to say."I hope you don't mind me being so forward,but i would love to take you home and make love to you"...There was just a look of amazement/bewilderment on her face.I thought well here comes a verbal slapping at best.Then a smile and that sexy look that i had seen in her eyes throughout the night.She said "I would have to at least share a drink with you before we go and make love"' That night turned into many many months of unbridled intense love making.......with no strings attatched

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Plus so many not listed but what works best to get a woman is to get her curiosity going.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Colour me intrigued! Oh, wait. :-P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Sin_Dr' Discussed this with a female friend, who told me a few that still work for her. She said that strumming my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words, and killing me softly with his song all worked pretty well. Wow you know Roberta Flack?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Jack_Denials' Quoting 'Sin_Dr' Discussed this with a female friend, who told me a few that still work for her. She said that strumming my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words, and killing me softly with his song all worked pretty well. Wow you know Roberta Flack? No, he knows the Fugees.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    In my experience, a lot of those on the spectrum struggle to read cues and flirts, no matter how much they 'practice'. Straight, unequivocal communication is the only way in these circumstances. Though, as Meader has alluded, it can still be a hot way of flirting, even if a little forward at times. It's the only way to really know. I find a simple "want to lick my nipples" will usually do the trick ;) Mrs PP

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'PleasurePurr' Quoting 'Jack_Denials' Quoting 'Sin_Dr' Discussed this with a female friend, who told me a few that still work for her. She said that strumming my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words, and killing me softly with his song all worked pretty well. Wow you know Roberta Flack? No, he knows the Fugees. Now you mention it I do vaguely remember the remake...

  • MysteryMr

    MysteryMr

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'PaintMeHappy' "Can I buy you a drink?" usually works. Would happily accept a drink. :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    we're all your subs curious about you?? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'snowpatrol121' Ladies how do you all like your eggs done? Unfertilized, thanks. No problem, the only possibility here :)

  • blackbig

    blackbig

    11 years ago

    I am terrible at recognising cues.😍 I keep thinking it is just my imagination😳...assuming nothing is going on😊 Help..😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I rather the build up of subtle flirting at first, then growing to hot steamy sex in the end. The, "I want you to fk me now" just does not do it for me, unless of course you are Hugh Jackman. ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Male comes up from behind (surprise) rubbing hand from hip to the crutch while kiss the neck! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Women still like to be picked up right? As in literally. Maybe twirled around him on the spot. Plus it gives a man an opportunity to show off his strength. Also a convenient addition to a hug. :) (On that note I have tried it standing up/carrying her with a g/f).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I just laugh at the wrong times...I am not a huge fan of opera...people sing...😀but a friend asked me to go to a performance of Madame Butterfly...unfortunately Butterfly was no sylph and poor old Pinkerton no The Rock...,he picked up Butterfly and preceded to stagger across the stage...I was in fits of laughter,my friend not so much.😒...so beware the pick up ....yes,yes,I know...pathetic pun xxFreys

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Well.....anyone that references either The Phantom and/or Clint Eastwood has already got me half way there.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'sir_stir' we're all your subs curious about you?? - Posted from rhpmobile ...Comments like that get you labelled as a wannabe who can't get laid.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'countrytouch82' Women still like to be picked up right? As in literally. Maybe twirled around him on the spot. Plus it gives a man an opportunity to show off his strength. Also a convenient addition to a hug. :) (On that note I have tried it standing up/carrying her with a g/f). This woman does :)

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    11 years ago

    Against the wall, lowers me to the floor.....oh fuck yes!!!!! I al so like the quaint hand kissing thing, holding hands, lacing fingers, opening doors, brushing his hand over my bum having it rest on my waist. I reached up and reposition collars or necklace clasps if I'm interested. Allows me to get closer and sometimes press my body against his in an unthreatening innocent type way. I will also compliment him, tell him I find him attractive, etc to gauge his response to or interest in me. I guess if all is going well I do like a man to just say how he's feeling. I'm kind of blunt and bad at picking up on cues too. Of course if he backs up the words with action....😍

  • RHP

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    11 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    club her over the head before dragging her back to the cave..... Always ensuring you drag her btw the hair....dragging them by the feet only makes them full of sand 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Ive been guilty of the fireman's carry over my shoulder......slapping her butt on the way to the bedroom