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Christmas cheer, anyone?
December 05 2015
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RHP User
10 years ago
Come up here and sit on Santa's face
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RHP User
10 years ago
Well I think we're all over the corny Christmas cracker jokes so here's one that might be good for the big kiddies ☺>Mary had a little pig, she couldn't stop it gruntin'. She took it for a walk down the lane, and kicked it's fuckin' cuntin'!
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RHP User
10 years ago
In a bucket, every time the lamb got out the bull dog used to fuck it. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Haha I'd forgotten about that. Goes something like this 'Hey Santa Claus ya c..t, where's me fuckin bike' 😁 lol. So funny, great stuff, on you tube as we speak, about to relive this classic 😯
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QLDtwo4fun
10 years ago
I saw Mommy sucking Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night She didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep She thought that I was holding my dick In my bedroom, fast asleep Then I saw Mommy groping Santa Claus Down below his beard so snowy white Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Daddy had joined in Mommy sucking Santa Claus last night
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QLDtwo4fun
10 years ago
Line spacing from a tablet on RHP forums
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RHP User
10 years ago
Well I only got a sweater for Christmas, not the best thing to get for a dreamer, I only got a sweater for Christmas when I really wanted a moaner or a screamer
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RHP User
10 years ago
That one I posted was just a short joke by Rodney Rude. The song you mention, which I had forgotten about too, was done by Kevin Bloody Wilson.
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RHP User
10 years ago
female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve? Go into town and blow a couple bucks!
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RHP User
10 years ago
I loved Kevin Bloody Wilson and Rodney Rude so easy to get them mixed up. They're both brilliant, long trips in the car were much less painful with this kind of entertainment lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
i hope you like this joke Dirty Johnny climbs onto Santa's lap at the department store. Santa says, "I'll bet I know what you want for Christmas." And with his index finger he taps the boy on the nose with every letter he spells, "T-O-Y-S." The little boy answers, "No, I have enough toys." Santa tries again, tapping Johnny's nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y." Again, Johnny says, "No, I have all kinds of candy." "Well, what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks. Johnny replies, tapping Santa on the nose, "P-U-S-S-Y. And don't tell me you don't have any because I can smell it on your finger!"
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RHP User
10 years ago
Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs. Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ? Because the snowblower was coming down the block
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RHP User
10 years ago
Most people don't know that Rudolph had a cousin.... Eric, the brown nosed reindeer. He could fly just as fast as the others.... but, he had an issue stopping as fast.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Most people don't know that Rudolph had a cousin.... Eric, the brown nosed reindeer. He could fly just as fast as the others.... but, he had an issue stopping as fast. As Rudolf's after burner would no longer work to boost them over that mountain that suddenly appeared in front of them.
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