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Chinese whispers.

November 03 2012

On the dining table, at work one day, there was placed a stack of suggestion forms for the business. Being the cooperative and helpful person that I am, I filled one out and pinned it to the notice board. It went like this : ASPECT OF BUSINESS YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS - Staff moral WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST AS AN IMPROVEMENT - an insurance fire HOW WOULD THIS IMPROVE MATTERS - everyone would get a well deserved holiday WHAT ACTIONS HAVE YOU TAKEN TOWARDS THIS END - I've stockpiled all our Jiffy Firelighters in the underground carpark Well this form remained on the notice board half the day before the boss saw it and tore it down. Some of the staff had read it but all the staff had heard about it. When it was relayed to me, I was told that someone put a suggestion on the board that the manager and the assistant manager be burned at the stake. ...Now why didn't I think of that??? Anyone else got some interesting examples of Chinese Whispers?

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RHP User

13 years ago

but the last time I was in Indonesia I did hear an inuendox R

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RHP User

13 years ago

I want to put the record straight for poor old Brother Terrapin. Just lately rumour has started to spread that he's homeless, and has taken to streakin' 'starkers' through the undergrowth.I Caught up with him the other day. He was the same old respectable Terrapin I've come to know & love although looking a little sadder than usual. He asked me if I'd seen his girlfriend as he'd lost her, said she'd been missing for days. I said 'no but I'll keep my eyes open, what was her name?' "Michelle" he replied wistfully. "I've lost Michelle".

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RHP User

13 years ago

I heard that same tale from Mrs.Meadows....x R

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RHP User

13 years ago

Two RHP members sounded similar. Very soon they ended up being the same person, according to some people.

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RHP User

13 years ago

everybody knows that I am Hardtruckin' in drag Deviousx R

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RHP User

13 years ago

Hahahahaa!!

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RHP User

13 years ago

Loving the face pic Jensman!

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RHP User

13 years ago

Pink silk and lace knickers Freya :p damnit I'm talking to myself ;)

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RHP User

13 years ago

Mr Jen has a face and what a sexy face it is ;-) Roxxy

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RHP User

13 years ago

Quoting 'DeviousMissM'Loving the face pic Jensman! You and Freya shamed me into it. Quoting 'roxxyrose'Mr Jen has a face and what a sexy face it is ;-) Roxxy She is gorgeous, isn't she? What did you think of me?

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RHP User

13 years ago

I came across and old fairy and wished for a 12" penis..The next day, DHL knocked on the door with a package containing a 30cm piano player.. We were a big hit on the Carnie circuit.

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