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Caught Nakid !!!

January 05 2011

The other day it was really hot here in Perth so we were swanning around the house naked (we don't have any airconditioning). Well it was too hot to cook so we ordered a pizza I grabbed a sarong to wrap around me when the pizza arrived. It was not a very big sarong it basically was just one wrap around me. | So the pizza arrived and i went out to pay for it...the pizza lady (who I guess was 40ish...) was looking at the sarong and commented...nice sagong...Well when i went inside my wife had a chuckle and pointed out that sarong was see through you could easily see the danglie bits :) | Well the pizza lady sort of copped an eye full...have you ever had a funny caught nude moment ? | | LC

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    My office room glass door looks directly across into my neighbour's kitchen. One day I was working away and looked up to give my eyes a break and there was a naked man going through her fridge. I chose to assume he was an invited guest and did not ring her to tell her about it.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Its was bloody hot one summer I was living in Tooowomba...me being the person I am was of course walking around naked...a knock at the door..I grab a satin (I think) dressing gown...answer the door...have a chat with the lovely Jehova Witnesses standing there spreaing the word...when - you guessed it - the robe comes undone and these poor people get a serious eyeful..they never did return (actually no Jehovah Witnesses ever did again)...still trying to figure out if that was an insult or just them protecting themselves...hmmm... Or the other day when I didnt realise my flat mate was home and was getting very well acquainted with a lovely gentleman when we hear steps coming down the stairs...me in a semi undressed state on the couch...flatmate smiles and says Hi...goes to fridge...gets a drink out...goes back to his room ... doesnt bat an eyelid...note to self always check his room when I get home.... Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Just wondering way your wife isnt on your profile.. ? She seems like a open happy lady ? Just curious ....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    i was cleaning the pool last week in my jocks(well it is my yard) n my neighbours window caught my eye(2nd storey townhouse),there were 2 females having a gawk.As im mid forties n overweight a little, i just thought theyd be havin a good old laugh lol,then 5mins later i heard a raised voice from the same window,only to quickly look & find one of them callin to their friend...-she was half wrapped in a towel!teasin little buggers

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    when i was still living at home, i had a girlfriend over and we were in my room getting up to mischief. mum knocked on the door, and i called out, "dont come in," but all she heard was, "come in". and there we both were. later on we were talking about tattoos, and someone asked me if i was hiding any, and mum said, "well, i know he hasnt got any on his bum."

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    In the wilds of NZ, I was visiting friends. Now thiers was a primitive establishment with no bathroom. They had a big old clawfoot tub out in the back yard with a fire underneath it. We would sit on some wooden slats to stop our arse from getting burnt as the old tub heated up from the flames. Sitting there one evening, just about dusk when the farmer road up the hill infront of me on his bike. No where to go.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'fionabee' In the wilds of NZ, I was visiting friends. Now thiers was a primitive establishment with no bathroom. They had a big old clawfoot tub out in the back yard with a fire underneath it. We would sit on some wooden slats to stop our arse from getting burnt as the old tub heated up from the flames. Sitting there one evening, just about dusk when the farmer road up the hill infront of me on his bike. No where to go. I still laugh about it when I see a claw foot bath...lol... Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Nice to have some light hearted un on the forums...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I was at a sauna/steamroom, fully naked just out of the shower, well wasn't too sure were I was going and instead of going to the steamroom and walked straight into what must have been the massage room, only thing was there were 4 women in there cleaning it ! Well the worked stopped and they all starting talking and some embarressed looks were going around. I stood there for a minute asking were the steamroom was, just a pity none of them spoke any english. ps, I may or may not have had some movement,

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    my parents were nudists.....being caught nude was no big deal lol.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    the other week i was home alone and one of the kids rang to say she was on her way round to pick something up i went to have a shower and about 20 mins later there was a knock at the door so thinking it was my daughter i answered it naked there standing at the door was a man wanting to know if i was selling my EH poor thing didnt know where to look hehehe roxxy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    How many in Sydney have had their binoculars trained onto room 1101...sheesh..I may have been caught naked more times than I would care to remember...lol... Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Focus I have informed NASSA to train some device onto every room numbered 1101 just in case there is anything needing to be shared with the rest of us ,,,,,then beam it back to us over the net ,,,,,"wicked- leaks" it may be called ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ha ha ha Andy ( just your average pervert ) xxx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    A friend and I went exploring in a 4x4 a little while ago. We drove for miles along some deserted beaches until we came across this gorgeous spot with crystal clear water that was all to inviting. It was hot and sunny but neither of us had our cozzies but we thought we were miles from anywhere and hadn't seen anyone on our drive so we stripped off and went for a dip. We were only in the beautiful water a matter of minutes before 3 more 4x4s came over the hill and families unloaded from them and proceeded to run in to the water where we were - kids, goggles, snorkels and all! We stayed low in the water for a while until we had to go and did a nudie run up the beach to our car. I don't know who was laughing more, us or them but it was all good fun.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'mikeandshel'my parents were nudists.....being caught nude was no big deal lol. Not for you but the 17 year old pizza boy might be shocked :)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Sheesh man you make time foe that but we never could find the time too hook up - damn I would have been in on the nudie run....hahahahahahaha NIce to see you having a good time though cutie...mwah Kisses Focus

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Many years ago I just started dating a girl. It was time to meet her parent. All good. We stayed in the granny flat above the carport. A long night of love making and a little sleep we decided to get up and go have some breakfast. As I was picking up my stuff from the floor she got on her knees in front of me and started giving me a blow job. There was no door on the steps from the carport. Suddenly I heard "Ohhh Justine, how could you!!!!" I looked up to see her mum standing at the top of the stairs with a horrified look on her face. Justine turned and sprung to her feet leaving me standing there in full glory, in front of her mum. Her mum seem transfixed for a while I saw her eyes dart down. That pregnant pause seem to last to long before I had the wit to grab a sheet from the bed. I was with Justine for 11 years and her mum never liked me. I think her mum got a eye full of something she had not seen in years.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I was under my boyfriend in same situation but mum always tells the story of dad a large man caught walking from the bathroom to bedroom after shower by the women he was selling a car to. She always remarks she bought the car.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    A few years ago (pre kids & swinging) Mr Sassy and I did the good ol' Bali holiday... We spent hours in the bedroom and didn't bother dressing between sessions :0) Room service was the easiest option for dining but one evening while I was putting the dirty dishes out the door I had impecable timing with the poor little errand boy who was standing arm poised to knock on the door. Needless to say the dishes went flying, I squealed and bolted for the bathroom and we never did find out what the guy wanted :P Now days I'd probably look him up and down then invite him to join us!!!! Mrs Sassy