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Caugh In The Act
September 23 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
Haha, this thread should be packed with funny stories. As for mine, it happened years ago when a girl I was seeing and I were out late and I parked outside her place. We started kissing and then, before too long, she went down on me. Enjoying the moment too much, I failed to see a car pull up behind us but I did notice the lights go out, startling me for a second. Then the realisation struck me.................it was her dad coming home from work! I whispered to her and she raised her head and then I could only imagine what he would be thinking. The next day, I popped around to pick her up again and her dad smiled at me and commented that it was have been a big night last night as his daughter was asleep with her head in my lap! As I looked guiltily at him, he just smiled - he knew!!!!! richo1968
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RHP User
13 years ago
Twice now by my lovely neighbour who has needed some asistance one way or another. The first time her youngest child was having a seizure so she really want paying attention and screaming my name from her formt door to mine so I figured soemthing was wrong...I answered her frantic knocks to the door in just a teeshirt...got dressed and went to help (the man I was with that night got dressed and left - sigh) The second I answered the knock to the door naked, she took one look at me and said sorry and she would come back the next day...lol My neighbour is a very understanding woman and I know she and I will giggle over the latest occurence just as we did the first. But you have to admit - the woman has impeccible timing lol Kisses Focus
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hi! Wiccan_B:) Thanks fir this Topic it's brought Memories of Younger Days I'm here giggling as I type. I'll check for any Typonese Popping up so you can understand my ramblings he!he! MY Fiance and I wanted to get up close an Personal with Nature ..so we went down to the Park and follow the dry river bed until we couldn't go further .. So Secure in our Discovery of a remote Place to make wild Passionate Love amongst the blooming flowers on soft grass Birds flying overhead on this awesome Sunny Day..It was Perfect .. We were enjoying our Sexual Encounter our focus was On eachother me riding him into a frenzied Passion no one around so no need to be quiet so I called out OMG! OMG! Baby! just at that moment thro; the clearing came a Family of Hikers Their young Son in the Lead The Male then the Female all walking along the track that was about 3meters away ..I gasped ducked down so they wouldn't see us.. my eyes focused on them until they passed .But the Male did look our way I noticed him grin but thankfully he didn't say anything they just kept going and so did we he!he! It turned out we had followed the riverbed very close to the next suburb the track was frequented by a lot of Hikers he!he! So much for our Touch of Paradise !! The other with My Boyfriend /Fiancee later ... We went to the City Botanical Gardens .. found a grotto It was comfy and secluded ..The Groundsman passed by thankfully before we got past kissing etc and ordered us out ..We never returned there again !! I can tell you My Face was Red as..I was 17yrs old at that time.. Cheers Lu :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
we were camping, it was late, the kids asleep, we were doing our thing and at the last moment saw torch lights. Really needed to have seen them 10 seconds earlier. But , alas. Oh well we never saw those kids around our camp for the rest of the holidays.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I had been going out with this girl for about 6 weeks and we went camping up at the pinnacles in western australia. for those who don't know it, it is full of giant Phalic type rocks . So feeling horny we wandered off into what we thought was a secluded place. Any way there I am on my back , the girlfriend giving me the best blow job ever, when I here a startled cough, and look to my right to see a twenty something Japenese woman 20 metres away looking shocked but curious, she went away and after we had hurriedly got dressed , we realised that rather than being secluded it was about 30 metres from a the tour bus stop and there was a coach load of Japanese tourists heading our way ! So I had to casually saunter around looking at rocks until my bulge subsided :(
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RHP User
13 years ago
I've always found the risk of getting caught adds to the excitement, so I've been busted a few times! I'll share one with you... When on holiday as a youth, I was mercilessly seduced by a woman in her twenties who used me for sex several times a day/night. It was fantastic! One night we slipped into the hotel pool for a session - it was pitch black by the pool, but all the hotel balconies were lit up, so while no-one could see us, we could see many hotel guests sitting out in the warm tropical night. It was hilarious to be going hammer-and-tongs with all those people just a couple of hundred metres away and totally oblivious. Unfortunately, one of the hotel staff heard noises from the pool area. Suddenly ALL the lights in and around the pool came on - it was blinding! People on balconies leapt from their seats and pointed at the two naked bodies bathed in dazzling neon. Laughing, we jumped out of the pool and ran down to the beach to continue our fun. The next morning at breakfast, everyone was talking about the two white bottoms seen disappearing into the night...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Being in a long distance relationship at the time, my boyfriend was visiting for a couple of weeks. The kids were both in bed, we were watching a movie and snuggled under a doona when I slipped my head under the doona and got to work under there with my mouth and tongue. Hearing the patter of feet on carpet and my son's voice "mum? What are you doing" I reached over and flicked my mobile phone to the floor, which was under the doona and replied "just looking for my phone, it fell!" The guy just froze and couldn't move and all he could do was say "found it yet?" to which I held my phone up high "yep! Found it! Here it is!" before emerging my head from under the covers and bending my knees under the doona to create a "tent" (because if my knees didn't create a tent, his erection would have).
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'richo1968' As I looked guiltily at him, he just smiled - he knew!!!!! richo1968 Richo!! You're lucky to have even gotten out of that one! lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Lost_Focus' The first time her youngest child was having a seizure so she really want paying attention and screaming my name from her formt door to mine so I figured soemthing was wrong...I answered her frantic knocks to the door in just a teeshirt...got dressed and went to help (the man I was with that night got dressed and left - sigh) He left rather than stick around or even try to help??? That's horrible!
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RHP User
13 years ago
You just jogged my memory of much younger days, which brought a huge smile to my face! Thank you!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ganguddy' Oh well we never saw those kids around our camp for the rest of the holidays.I just bet you didn't!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MauiJim'when I here a startled cough, and look to my right to see a twenty something Japenese woman 20 metres away looking shocked but curious, She didn't take pictures???
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Temptation4U' Unfortunately, one of the hotel staff heard noises from the pool area. Suddenly ALL the lights in and aLaughing, we jumped out of the pool and ran down to the beach to continue our fun. The next morning at breakfast, everyone was talking about the two white bottoms seen disappearing into the night... round the pool came on - it was blinding! People on balconies leapt from their seats and pointed at the two naked bodies bathed in dazzling neon. Lol!!! That reminds me of several scenes from movies, but never known anyone it's happened to. Still funny though!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Haha, Wiccan, you too, lol..... :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
...when I was still in my bad boy phase (what do you mean, I never left it?) I was doing the dirty with a lovely lass when her husband arrived home. You see, she had left the phone off the hook so that we wouldn't be disturbed but her kid was sick at school and when they couldn't reach Mum, they called Dad. Well, I put on my jeans and sat on the bed. I was resigned to the fact that there was going to be an altercation. "What are you doing?" My lover almost shrieked, hoarsely. "Get in the wardrobe!" "You're kidding, right?" I didn't want to hide, it seemed so cowardly (and the wardrobe was sooo fucking cliche) but she had this desperate, besieching look on her face as she usherred me into the walk-in-robe and threw the rest of my clothes in after me. "I'll take him (hubby) into the back of the house and you slip out the front" She said so that's what we did ...and it worked. Fuck, 'ey? I think my socks are still in that wardrobe though.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm an arsehole, right?
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RHP User
13 years ago
No, Jensman, you're not an arsehole. And yes, Richo, me too
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RHP User
13 years ago
We'd snuck away from the party goers to get our rocks off one more time before the year was over.We didnt choose our mating site very well and halfway through the ritual I heard some faint giggling. Looks up and sees a dozen or so school girls sitting in a row on a rockwall less than 10 metres away quietly observing the scene. The sleeping bag was one of those ultra light coffin shaped single jobs and there wasnt a lot of room to manoeuvre in it.We must have sounded like a pair of rutting walruses and would have looked more like a harpooned leopard seal in its death throes than two people fucking. lolI ended up going to sleep there and woke just on sunrise to find that all of my clothes had been stolen. I had to kangaroo hop back to our camp site.It was funny hopping past all the early risers doing their morning stuff hahahaThe funniest was some Japanese backpackers who got really excited and where laughing pointing and chattering KANAROO KANAROO LOOK! LOOK!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh well we never saw those kids around our camp for the rest of the holidays. lol of course you didnt, they were busy hidding in the bushes filming you with their iPhones ;p
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RHP User
13 years ago
This is happened about 31 yrs ago, as a child i was very sexual already...i was about 6 years old and one day about midday i decided to do my little Masturbation again (this is a routine for me as a kid )...so i took my clothes off ,completely naked and started doin my thing on the bed ,and while i was doing the act ...i could hear all the noise from the dinning Area, my family were having lunch minus me, so my Daddy ordered my sister to find me,ha,ha...and guess what happened? my sister walked in on me while i was doin the act (she was about 13 yo) ,she freaked out- I freaked out...she ran away back to dinning area and announced to everyone what i was doin , and i had to think really quick what to do next and i can hear my Daddy is coming towards the bedroom," i am thinking oh no..he is goin to kill me "...quick thinking me, decided to put my clothes back on in split second and just laid there and started to cry out loud ..so by the time my Daddy got to the bedroom he saw a fully clothed kid crying like mad, ha,ha...(it did work my sister got the blamed,he was really mad at her and whateva she said my Daddy and the entire family didnt believe her at all ,they thought she was just trouble maker)...ha,ha...my poor sister she couldnt convinced anyone to believe her, we laughed about it now, she said, what a canning little 6yo gal you were...and i said, yes,.. till this day still only me and her knows the Truth..and still no ones believes her except if they are on RHP they may found my confession..ha,ha !
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RHP User
13 years ago
and was "visiting" with a girlfriend and we started kissing... We were in the kitchen of her mums house anyway things started getting all hot and heavy... Anyway I was bonking her on the kitchen table and we hear the front door open and in walks her sister who had cerebral palsy... I'm not sure what her mum had to say.... Mike
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RHP User
13 years ago
haha bella you naughty girl!!! still waiting for my email hun :)
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