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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  It was at that point that i realised that I should not have used the entire jar of Vix vapour rub mixed with KY in that way. Not only was it against the manufacturers instructions but also serveral decency laws. But I had been running late, so very very late and that guy... that guy! It was him, he told me about it. What had he said?   God I wich my thumb would stop itching!

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  ... and what is that smell? I mean I know what it is... but why? I rub my face with my hands and realise that my eyelids are kind of stuck with something crusty. My vision clears. Its not a goat. It's an ass. Oh damn. Anything but that. I made myself promise long ago not to do the donkey. At least it was female. I sit up.... I do not recognise the room.... or any of the people. There's a midget smoking a cigar on the balcony in a large cane love chair. Oh gawd. He's not wearing any pants. Big dick! Impressive..... My senses are recovering. My mind is racing... I look at my watch.. it's 3.45pm on the 6th February. What the heck have I been doing these last four days? I feel something moving underneath me and I look down...........

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  ...two blue pills stuck to a card that says "One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. The ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all" which seems to mystically disappear into a purple haze! I throw myself back on the bed, grabbing my head thinking..."Damn, flashbacks. I haven't done that shit for 20 years and it's still fucking with my head" Just then the tiny mouse-sized door in the wall opens and out steps Angelina Jolie dressed in a nurse's costume...she grows magically to perfect proportions as she approaches the bed and leans over to whisper "You've really scored, nut case. I'm not wearing a thing under this outfit and wait until I tell you what the doctor has prescribed for you. You're lucky...the guy that fucked Donkey, his nurse is Shrek".   She then takes a step back and....

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  I blinked my eyes twice...and twice more as I stared at what appeared to be a scorched anus hanging from no less than 2 feet of the lower bowel of...no, not that, could it be? It was...human. As the 10ft. tall green nurse moved slowly towards me he began to leer ominously, with a horrific smile...rotting green teeth and a purple tongue wagging about inside his mouth. In sheer terror, I pulled my swollen chubby out of the Ass and fell to my knees screaming out. As the light grew dim and the fog of a cohiba again filled the air, his gruesome head disappear, leaving nothing but that hideous smile. "Noooooooo....not the Cheshire Orge, please I will even suck you green cock if I have to"...I screamed, but as he pulled up his kilt, I was stunned...a one inch ogre cock fully erect. The mouth moved... "Not me...but look behind you. Donkey has just spread an entire tube of Deep Heat balm over all 24 inches of his cock. I hope you suffer as much as the last one that tried him on". He waved the scorched anus in the air and vanished completely as I heard...

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