M46
Can't get a date
March 26 2010
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wannabyummymummy
16 years ago
shame you live so far away a date is really hard to find but i think it is all part of the fun you would think it should be pretty easy for you seeing as the forums are full of women asking the same thing.Or are you taking the piss you cheeky sod??Surely there are some hot young chickys your way to help you out if you are for real.
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RHP User
16 years ago
So true. I met a guy last night to go to the movies with. Turns out he's "too tired" blah blah and needs an early night so we go back to his place. And he tells me I have a time limit because he has to be asleep soon. And for some stupid reason I accept this, go down on him, have him fall asleep within like 3 minutes and start snoring. I lie there counting the threadcount in the sheets...and then 4 hours later move on to counting sheep... And you know what he made me for breakfast? Nothing. Nada. Zilch. But, I'm a modern woman, I don't need to be looked after, so I head to the kitchen to make myself something to eat. Apart from perhaps 17 empty milo tins and a 4 day old pizza- no food. So instead, I do the dishes, wipe down the bench, clear the dining table, put all the recycling into bags, pour Draino into his precious jar of coffee, mix it in well, steal anything of value that can fit in my handbag and make like a tree and leave. The f**ker calls me later today after having his stomach pumped to tell me thanks for cleaning up but why couldn't I have taken the rubbish out as I was leaving. And he also wanted to know where his laptop was. I'm so over the men on here, I'm not a bloody housewife, all I want is someone to cuddle in the movies before getting banged for hours on end! I'm so not calling this guy back. Block, delete. Sorry for the rant, I just had a bad night. I only just discovered that this new laptop of mine only has Windows XP. Ugh. Your breakfast is making me hungry Random, if only you lived closer to me :( Belle
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RHP User
16 years ago
you just live in the wrong place randoM roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'd ... erm ... come.My God! What I wouldn't give for a good feed and a cuddle to ice the cake!!! And I'd inject caffeine if it were a sustainable option so I can totally relate to you!Aaaarrggghhhh! Bl**dy Melbournians!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lol. I also love cuddling. Not all the time, just sometimes. I hate cuddling when I'm trying to sleep... too hot. Need air... one foot hanging out of the blankets for temperature equalization lol... but I love morning sex.... you know... when your eyes are still stuck together but you're feeling really horny just the same, for a quick hard bonkers then a short little snooze and do it again... fuck breakfast. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
:)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky'Lol. I also love cuddling. Not all the time, just sometimes. I hate cuddling when I'm trying to sleep... too hot. Need air... one foot hanging out of the blankets for temperature equalization lol... but I love morning sex.... you know... when your eyes are still stuck together but you're feeling really horny just the same, for a quick hard bonkers then a short little snooze and do it again... fuck breakfast. Hugs Stalky wow ...you could be my perfect man lol roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh god I need to feel the weight of a woman at my table, to smell the green curry simmering on the stove, the warmth of the wine spreading through my body as I am stimulated by fiery discourse by candlelight. I want to see someone looking up at me with hunger in her eyes, as she parts her lips, begging, pleading to be filled, satisfaction gained as my tasty morsels of Rendang slide into her mouth, watching, ecstatic, as she masticates in front of me without shame, savouring the pleasure. and the rice, oh, the sticky coconut rice! I know it is sick but I can't help who I am. Please let me cook for you. I'll do anything. Anything! I'll even have sex with you if you want. Random
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RHP User
16 years ago
Now if only I could do something about the distance between us then I would make the hollandaise sauce (one of my talents ) while you put the coffee on - oh tea for me though if thats ok? And a cuddle is definately on the cards. Nothing nicer than waking up next to someone you have had an incredible night with and sharing the mornning with them. Hugs Focus
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RHP User
16 years ago
you might be opening pandora's box.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
if only u were NOT taking the fuckin piss again, if only u were into older women :-( but from what i hear (little birdie told me) you are a surprise package, seems your personality won over some of the girls at the last drinks night.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'randomtip' Oh god I need to feel the weight of a woman at my table, to smell the green curry simmering on the stove, the warmth of the wine spreading through my body as I am stimulated by fiery discourse by candlelight. I want to see someone looking up at me with hunger in her eyes, as she parts her lips, begging, pleading to be filled, satisfaction gained as my tasty morsels of Rendang slide into her mouth, watching, ecstatic, as she masticates in front of me without shame, savouring the pleasure. and the rice, oh, the sticky coconut rice! I know it is sick but I can't help who I am. Please let me cook for you. I'll do anything. Anything! I'll even have sex with you if you want. Random don't want to cuddle or sleep with ya manbut get that fuckin food on. i'm fuckin starvin buddy.that breaky sounded pretty fuckin good too.........ahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahaEarl(mmmmmmm, bacon)
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RHP User
16 years ago
In the meantime you'll just have to man up and put up with those booty calls...think of it as a community service Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
That counts me out ..hahaha
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RHP User
16 years ago
....sigh.if only you were a few years older...or i was a few years younger....and lived near you...well...you'd be in trouble that's for damn sure!!!You know what Im talking about! BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
i agree with earllll,i dont mind who cooks my breakfast but i do know what side my toast is buttered on lol...
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RHP User
16 years ago
And all i want is someone to cook me breakfast on a sunday morning....... movies, dinner, drinks, coffee meets, filthy sex for hours. cuddles, spooning....whatever...... just bring me breaky in bed................. OOHH I love spinache mushrooms and sourdough ...Earl grey with that please Ta hon Ps.......... sunday would be tomorrow....
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RHP User
16 years ago
No, I'll die for some real beef rendang! Can u make mango sticky rice too? Homesickness is kicking in...I'll pay for your airfare to Sydney!
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RHP User
16 years ago
*faints on the cyber swoon <3 All may be resumed if you move to Sydney of course :) *hugz Mmmmm
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok, I would make for you: Day one Rendang, Massaman curry, Red Curry, Yellow Curry, Green Curry, Roti, Coconut rice, Sticky mango rice. Thai desserts Day two Chili beef, Butter Chicken, Chicken Korma, Roti, Naan, Roti Chanai, almond, mint and sultana rice, My super secret dessert. Day three Nachos, Burritos, enchiladas, tacos, refried beans, bean tortillas, chili salad, my special homemade salsa. Chocolate mousse Girls why don't you all chuck in for my $200 return flight to Sydney, get five of you together and I will indulge my fetish all over your mouths! Random
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RHP User
16 years ago
Player! love it
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have been joined this site almost most 2 months but no luck? just need some one opinon what should i do vin
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOL Pollyanna!But damn, he sure is good at it, isn't he?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Look, in the interests of sharing the spoils, I'll chuck in and I'll even gladly opt just for Day Two please. Indian is my fave and you'll have been warmed up nicely by this stage.Don't especially want to see what state the kitchen sink is in by the end of Day 3!... Maybe if you ask Tinquabell very very nicely ...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Phhhoar Random..... I dunno about you girls but my arse is in a bad way after that three day diet. Veryu tasty but... has anyone got a copy of "Burning Ring of Fire"... xx ~soft cushion sheen~
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RHP User
16 years ago
holy crap im in, you and hubby can slave away making delicious curries but i can handle the naan.but seriously random if u do love a good curry theres a excellent book called "curry. fragrant dishes from india,thailand,malaysia and indonesia" foreword by david thompsonseriously this book is awesome. its bright green and if u ever see it, buy it!!!!!!!!!!!!!or come here random i'll give u a cuddle anytime.xxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Suddenly... im hungry! ( for food)
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RHP User
16 years ago
haha yes but going by my (albeit atrocious) record, I'd have to at least go down on him first. And all he wants is a bloody cuddle... geez I don't just clean up for anyone you know! :) Quoting 'couple30ssydney'Look, in the interests of sharing the spoils, I'll chuck in and I'll even gladly opt just for Day Two please. Indian is my fave and you'll have been warmed up nicely by this stage.Don't especially want to see what state the kitchen sink is in by the end of Day 3!... Maybe if you ask Tinquabell very very nicely ...
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RHP User
16 years ago
That menu is too much for my lil tummy! ffss.. Besides I am too busy in the evenings training.. I will take a hot shower, massage, a glass of red and cuddles though...:P huggies.. sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Your menu made me realise just how much I still have to learn about cooking. Plus if you ever decide to do an mmf threesome, I will gift you my share of her huggles for a spot at your table :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'tinquabell' haha yes but going by my (albeit atrocious) record, I'd have to at least go down on him first. And all he wants is a bloody cuddle... geez I don't just clean up for anyone you know! :) ... Many hands make light work? Besides, what self-respecting chef extraordinaire doesn't have a dishwasher???? Jesus! It's unheard of!!! ... isn't it?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'sydneyboy80' I have been joined this site almost most 2 months but no luck? just need some one opinon what should i do vin I'll tell you why Sydneyboy. For one, get that dick off the profile picture and stick it somewhere else, say private gallery ! I can't speak for all women but I really do not appreciate a full blown dong in my place when I open my inbox everytime. An erection is an erection is an erection, they all look the same and when you have 7 out of 10 profile mails which are all nothing but erections, the selection process then gets highly annoying but also relatively simple. Block! Its a sex site no doubt but sometimes less is more. If you are average looking, then post your best feature - I don't know say your toes? Your abs? You want raw honesty, you've got it. Then again, I can't speak for all women. Good luck pal.
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol.. of course your right Annabelle... but he doesn't have a bad cock after all said and done. :p HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' lol.. of course your right Annabelle... but he doesn't have a bad cock after all said and done. :p HUgs Stalky My apologies, I had been harsh. You are right stalky. The problem is partly mine - my inbox is full of cocks profilers that I am suffering from a bout of "COS" cocks overload syndrome. I really should be more magnanimous and let the cocks live. Having said that, now that I had magnified Sydneyboy's image 3 times over, yes he has got a nice cock but not a very lucky one. No dates in 2 months is not acceptable! My intention is a good one, Sydneyboy - just change the pix and see how it goes, even for a month.
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RHP User
16 years ago
you've just been given sound pretty sound advice...maybe you haven't read it yet...or maybe you like the guys looking at you...enjoy mate...enjoy...jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'comeandgetme68'lol sydneyboyyou've just been given sound pretty sound advice...maybe you haven't read it yet...or maybe you like the guys looking at you...enjoy mate...enjoy...ugh, so I opened the thread and wondered what i'd missed - sound advice, sounds ominous... so I scrolled up... Quoting 'AnnabelleJ' I'll tell you why Sydneyboy. For one, get that dick off the profile picture and stick it somewhere else, say private gallery !WTF? I'm sure I don't? that 'dick' in the picture is me, and you don't even know me.. do you?! :pQuoting 'stalky' lol.. of course your right Annabelle... but he doesn't have a bad cock after all said and done. :p oh phew, cheers mate :)and then i realised it wasn't even about me... not that I have narcissistic tendencies or anything ;-)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'sydneyboy3au' Quoting 'comeandgetme68'lol sydneyboyyou've just been given sound pretty sound advice...maybe you haven't read it yet...or maybe you like the guys looking at you...enjoy mate...enjoy...ugh, so I opened the thread and wondered what i'd missed - sound advice, sounds ominous... so I scrolled up... Quoting 'AnnabelleJ' I'll tell you why Sydneyboy. For one, get that dick off the profile picture and stick it somewhere else, say private gallery !WTF? I'm sure I don't? that 'dick' in the picture is me, and you don't even know me.. do you?! :pQuoting 'stalky' lol.. of course your right Annabelle... but he doesn't have a bad cock after all said and done. :p oh phew, cheers mate :)and then i realised it wasn't even about me... not that I have narcissistic tendencies or anything ;-)No offence to the quoted Sydney boy but to unlucky sydney boyGet yer hand off it man. iff ya keep strangling it it will neva grow,ahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaEarl
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