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Can I get a translation please?
April 08 2012
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loveYOURpleasure
14 years ago
Simply stated, you are experiencing impatience...no time to waste, no time to 'play games', no time to have to think ... and no time to read your profile. Or, of course, one could be more blunt and replace the "no time" in the above with "no manners".Your profile is clear, understandable, and leaves no doubt about what your expectations are - but only those who bother to read it, appreciate it, and respect it. It's not you who doesn't know the rules.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hey Joosedup.. A lot of the stuff you see on people's profiles ask for something similar.. If you aren't going to follow through.. don't make out like you want to meet or carry things further... If you do, you are time wasting (wasting their time) Not imto playing games?? oh man.. who isn't in some manner? I have been messed around a fair bit.. and I know males AND females who had had some scarey people hassle them out with crap they try to pull on.. Headf^^^s?? well... waaay too much baggage... See Point two about BS games.... those who do this S^^T ARE headf^^^ed Anymore?? Mind you.. some people here will give you more details them I can.. Good luck though... Caveman.. TRYING to decipher :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'll pretty much skip any guy who has shit like this in his profile. Same with women who have big ol' laundry lists of NO's and DON'Ts. No time wasters = No women with self-respect, only desperate/unselectives who'll take any cock that comes their way regardless of who it's attached to.No game players = If you ask any qualifying questions to determine whether they're worth fucking, you're getting their hopes up. Regardless of their answer if you decide not to fuck them now you're just mean, you big meaniepants.No headfucks = I cannot brain, I has an erection. Just point me to the hole, lady!xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
1.No time wasters......when I contact you we will have sex 5 minutes later....not in 7 minutes.... 2 Not into playing games...... there will be no naked twister.....but I will play hide the sausage 3.No head f###ks....do not put your pink bits anywhere near my ears ,nose or mouth.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
Time wasters....Do you have the time to waste? Because I sure as hell dont. I do not wish to spend weeks messaging back and forth, chatting, setting up a date only to have no one else turn up except for me. Nor do I want to have the meeting cancelled half an hour before hand. Many are interested in the on line challenge only. Many are not who they say they are and have absolutely no intention of ever meeting anyone. Playing Games and Head fucks fall into much the same category....those that have a hidden agenda, those that are married and dont tell you, those that are interested in a threesome yet pose as single to try and take advantage, many have so much baggage that they still drag it out at every opportunity. Not one of us can read minds and not one of us expect a man to read our mind BUT some people get attached at the drop of the proverbial pair of knickers. Some expect more (or less) than what we have discussed...the list is really quite exhaustive of all the games, twists and turns of internet hook ups. . This goes for men, women and couples...not only men.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...although the meaning never seems to change. A quick glance at the pictures, forget reading the profile and write as much utter filth as you can inaccurately spell in the first message. The likelihood of knowing the difference between erotica and erotic, sensual and sexual or even the simple concept of friends has gone right out the window as the blood flow is re-directed. | My apologies to the ladies one and all...at times I had thought some of the comments about how disgusting the males species on Planet RHP can be was a bit overstated, however a recent albeit brief conversation with a very beautiful lady whose second language is English and has now pulled the pin on this site confirms that everything you have said must be true. Her comment was how completely disgusted she was at "being sent notes that assumed she was nothing but a whore standing on a street corner". In her country of heritage, that is an incredible insult...there is no grace or social standing even remotely associated with what she described very clearly. | Fortunately, I got lucky and the conversations will continue...but it is atypical apparently so perhaps a simple translation for the lot could be "I am hopeless and please don't bother even explaining why you just deleted my message blocked my profile". | Thank you...to those of you that have endured.
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RHP User
14 years ago
*smiles* CM: I have lady friends on here too.... and yes.. the messages they get are rather rude and stupid... One musst ask... "Does that Method of operation EVER work?" If the answer is "Yes" then fair enough.. it becomes a numbers game... ask enough. and score occasionally. If the answer is "No" then.. doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting a different outcome is Insanity. I would rather refine the method, and reap the benifits.. everyone wins.. caveman
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RHP User
14 years ago
its so cute that you think they have read your profile Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Handmaiden- yes it is self explanatory and I do understand but there is a big difference in what a man thinks he means when he says no mind games and what I would interpret it as- this is shown in the explanations given here, its all relative.As for "no baggage" I send them back to the play pen... I have baggage and a good deal of it I love deeply I worked hard for it suffered for it and by god I can carry it myself thanks. Now if a guy wants some one with no baggage I dont think is a woman at all they are looking for, but Air hostess Barbie `still in the shrink wrap' . I certainly don't want a man without any, where has he been, what has he done with himself what got him to this place is all baggage - its NOT a bad thing at all...I do want him to have it sorted and packed.My time wasting issue is relevant to my profile...I get 'meet me' flirts and 'what time can I come round messages' -yet I say very plainly and in words of small syllables that I wont answer them so don't waste your time-or in fact your money....I will answer all others and those with a little creativity are very welcome.Surely then the flirt-er is contradicting themselves by wasting their own time before I have even read and deleted.just who is the game-player ?
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RHP User
14 years ago
...there was actually a random survey conducted on this in the streets of New York by Playboy magazine many years ago, I think you might be able to find it on the 'net but if not they did actually try this sort of thing. They got a guy (who did have the sense to wear a cup like the catchers do in baseball) to simple walk up to women and say "Hi...want to go back to my place and fuck". The cup came in handy, he managed to duck what would have ended up as enough to make his face glow red but.....about 1% actually either laughed and asked if they go get a drink first and a few even said yes. | Playing the odds...I don't need to be kneed or slapped down again.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just sent you something in mail.. check THAT shit out!!!!! caveman
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RHP User
14 years ago
...of boiling Lysol and chuck in a 10 kilo barrel of chlorine crystals. I still don't think that will kill it! | 'Nuf said...that's nasty.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Cavey and CM we girls love a bromance mmm
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MissSarahCurious'I'll pretty much skip any guy who has shit like this in his profile. Same with women who have big ol' laundry lists of NO's and DON'Ts. No time wasters = No women with self-respect, only desperate/unselectives who'll take any cock that comes their way regardless of who it's attached to. No game players = If you ask any qualifying questions to determine whether they're worth fucking, you're getting their hopes up. Regardless of their answer if you decide not to fuck them now you're just mean, you big meaniepants. No headfucks = I cannot brain, I has an erection. Just point me to the hole, lady! xx Completely agree with MSC on this one - I completely ignore/block these people. Other than everything she's said already, it also implies that that person has had problems with all of the above in the past and has a bit of baggage - something that you just don't bring to a site like this. It indicates a person who prefers quantity over quality... I'm a quality over quantity person, so I prefer to get to know a person for some time and perhaps take things a bit slowly if I'm not quite feeling a vibe yet.. If that's considered as 'game playing' and 'time wasting', so be it!
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RHP User
14 years ago
"Yes, I'm a bitch but you know you want me anyway." We men trully are pathetic.
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RHP User
14 years ago
this is a good subject. Thanks Joosedup. We all have baggage... the past defines us makes us grow. What get my blood boiling and my hair stands up ands I wonne punsh the guy in the nose, is the question. Have you been a good girl.....what the f is that...does any women on here ask a men the question...have you been a good boy??? No men in my counrty would dare to ask a grown woman this question. Or are you a naughty girl.....?ggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I am not a girl or a child, I am a grown woman.
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RHP User
14 years ago
No body can expect anyone to reach this age and have absolutely no baggage. None of us live in a bubble after all. BUT (and there always is one) I do not expect to be treated with contempt because the ex wife ran off with the best friend and took the car, the kids, the house and the damn dog up and died.I am not the ex wife/lover/girlfriend and do not wish to be treated as such. This is what I mean by baggage. I dont want yours...I have enough of my own and know how to keep it under wraps. . Now we all know that a game player and playing games are two entirely different things. Please be more specific as I am surely at a loss to understand to which and whom you are alluding to. . . WantedBabyDaddy...too true..most of the time they do not read the profiles at all.
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RHP User
14 years ago
joosedup... you can call me dumb.. but are you saying that you are only interested in online chat and emails and you are not interested in actually meeting people face to face? To be honest I am a little confused by your profile... It isn't that clear to me actually. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
...and not that at all. Even us guys can share a few laughs behind the scenes and not at anyone else's expense at all. | Quoting 'Hesione'Cavey and CM we girls love a bromance mmm | I'll send you the link in a PM...it will test your metal. Might I suggest that you very quickly slip into a full-body kevlar condom before you have a look? I'm not sure it will protect you from the aliens...but Audrey the Human-Eating Plant would spit this one back out. | Feed me, Seymour...no wait, I'm on a diet!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Have had guys say these things on a profile... On the surface it appears that they are genuine, however, not necessarily. From experience, it is more like:1. No time wasters: Then when you try to organize to meet with them, they are unavailable to meet at the time and place specified in our profile.2. Not into playing games: yet they seem to be available over and over again to play during the day when hubby is at work when I say from the onset that we only meet at night. It's like one big game to them to get me alone...3. No head fucks: They want to meet on their terms and have hidden agenda's or are deceptive so I am wary of as those things are a huge head-fuck of them all...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yeah I had to read it a couple of times as well, but concluded that indeed, she is only into chatting/email. I don't know why that would be, but I'm guessing she has her reasons.It would be better right at the top of her profile!Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'kinkisthenewpink' Don't screw them around Don't head fuck them Don't waste their time with endless online flirting and games and empty promises to meet up only to tell them in the end your not interested or completely vanish altogether Don't fill their lives with your emotional baggage Don't whine Don't sook Don't sulk Don't try to manipulate them Pretty much covers it. xxKinKyPinKy so pretty much all the stuff the men do to us, they dont want us to do to them Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
yes she does have her reasons...I like to think that there is no judgement on a forum like this as we all have different wants, needs, desires and there are many ways to have them taken care of. I am not convinced that we must have only one person in our lives to fill them all~ puts a lot of pressure on the t "one"...or why would we have friends, play partners both single/couples ?why would it be better right at the top of the profile? do those that are here only as forum posters do that? or does the friend collector say " I only want your pic on my board?" etc.I fact I rarely see something at the top of a profile that relates the preferred communication method.Is it not better I say no meets up front, its honest, we all know where we stand, and if I do change my mind....?I find it strange-and I dont-to limit myself to only contacts within driving distance....Perth is a small enough town as it is.I enjoy the different opinions of the forum crowd, I like a good and respectful discussion its another way in which we are all different, rant over thanks for the 'forum' to do it am off to write some erotica.....mmmm
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RHP User
14 years ago
Golly gosh CM and Cavey my first threesome
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RHP User
14 years ago
Do I have to add another name to " The people I have upset list". Maybe I should just be a yes man.Why at the top....because most are looking to hook up...your not....saves reading time, and possible confusion.I have nothing against anybody being here for purposes other than hookups.Cheers Felonius
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'feloniusfossil' Do I have to add another name to " The people I have upset list". Maybe I should just be a yes man.Why at the top....because most are looking to hook up...your not....saves reading time, and possible confusion.I have nothing against anybody being here for purposes other than hookups.Cheers Felonius OH NO!!! You have not upset me at all...I apologise for the dry tone of the last post. I meant no harm, just asking questions and wanting opinions even the ones that disagree with me - So Felonius get me off that list-now!!! please? The profile itself is in a way a filter - if you cant read and comprehend, dont message...if you can read it but there are to many words ...dont message. I dont mind if you dont message me its enough to answer the ones that do. yep I really do get messages - who would have guessed??
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well I think the point is that you could probably be a little clearer in your intentions that you are only interested in online chat/emails to minimise any ambiguity and hopefully reduce the amount of mail you get from men stating 1; No time wasters.2; Not into playing games3; No Head F@cksAs your profile is now I wasn't 100% sure. So you can imagine the men that only skim read most women's profiles are probably not going to pick that up. That is my opinion anyway. xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
loved these answers Quoting 'Hesione' 1.No time wasters......when I contact you we will have sex 5 minutes later....not in 7 minutes.... 2 Not into playing games...... there will be no naked twister.....but I will play hide the sausage 3.No head f###ks....do not put your pink bits anywhere near my ears ,nose or mouth.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
jooseup your adorable...first you think the men read your profile and now you think there isnt any judgement on the forums sooooo damn cute...i love you Hugs
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Well I think the point is that you could probably be a little clearer in your intentions that you are only interested in online chat/emails to minimise any ambiguity and hopefully reduce the amount of mail you get from men stating 1; No time wasters.2; Not into playing games3; No Head F@cksAs your profile is now I wasn't 100% sure. So you can imagine the men that only skim read most women's profiles are probably not going to pick that up. That is my opinion anyway. xxMeeka Fair call, and I expect it reads differently to a man than a woman. but I need to make it clear that I am getting messages from guys whose profiles would on the surface be totally contradictory to mine,still they message, they understand the concept and respect my choice, as I do theirs....I answer a message again saying I wont meet....many stay to talk or phone etc. I have never once been told I was doing any of those things, my original post was to get discourse on the topic not to have my profile critiqued !!! LOL The query was about them having those terms in their profiles and there being no clear reference to what they mean - does it just sound good- just like ticking the Bukake box and having no idea what it is....for reference this is the part of my profile that is in question- no judgement, no demands just fun, what ever your situation chat and email......no meets I will answer all messages and flirts- although not the ones that ask for a meet !! - so don't waste your money with that 'where and when' thing! be creative and i will return the favour I do have desires and fantasies..... why don't we talk about them? As a guest I cannot access your phone number so not much point in telling me to text you!! its OK I am not looking for Mr Right and I am not Ms Right either. Just some mutual sharing and respect So use your imagination and make me tingle..... GO ON what have you got to lose? oh no.... Are my horns showing... I swear they are only holding up my halo
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RHP User
14 years ago
Okay, my mistake... I thought you were questioning why men with these comments would message you when you were not interested in a meet. And I wouldn't have a clue how men would read your profile... they baffle me at the best of times. Meeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
I LOVE profiles that say they answer all messages... and I often test them.. Most who say that are FOS!! including a few of the present company :) I am never disrespectful, and never hit on the person in the message - in fact, I deliberately find something I like about them to comment on.. whilst MOST people DO reply.. So many dont.. and people.. you do know you can check to see who HAS read your messages don't you? Horns and halos??? my experience in human behavioural matters washes into modern medical science.. reads "Bi Polar" Hesione: *Chuckles* Did you look at the "LINK" CM sent you? It was relevant to a posting we were looking at a few days ago... AND Hesione.. did you enjoy the threesome? cavey ( a little jaded?)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Oh cavey ....can we do all do it again soooooon....you and cm were my very first....I am in heaven. Dont know about jade cavey more like pure gold Ps took a peek....a good way to make lots of chockie cakes...me thinks..wonder if I can find enough buckets??.
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RHP User
14 years ago
If only I looked like Racheal Welch in the movie One Million Years BC you could drag me into your cave by the hair and slip of my animal skins, amd bring out the animal in me.prrrrrr
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dear TR....I think theres enough of the Caveman to go around,you as Raquel me as Ursula we could bring our leopard and tiger skins,a few rose petals you,some sandalwood me,make the cave all comfy....wadda ya reckon xHiugs H
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yes Cavey you are right and I apologise...I have sent you an offer I hope you cant resist. eek Bipolar....I will take the halo back immediately, might collect the reward to while I am there.yes I know you can check on read messages and I know they can be read without opening too....I am going into hiding for a few days... just wanted to join in the forum fun and it seems I have only mass marketed my self and am inundated with messages.not at all my intention although it is an idea some might like to try.... ...A topic for another day perhaps_ " do regular forum posters have "groupies" or get lots of messages because of their comments?"
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RHP User
14 years ago
Show me your private garden... I humbly enter... let the smell of sandal wood...tickle your nose... your perfume wafts in the evening... we sit facing each other matching breaths... our beings pulsing... to the beat of the earth dear" Hesione".
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RHP User
14 years ago
Alas onepurpose we are destined never to meet in that garden,smell the sandalwood,or exchange breaths,,,,,cos we are but guests
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RHP User
14 years ago
You Ladies crack me up... I can run around... thumping my chest... grunting like a gorilla... throwing my arms about like a loon'.... Trying to live up to the legend I try to make out I am... Joosed... you are fine... and the offer???? bring it on... Show me your hottest work... I may ever attempt to reciprocate.. cavey x
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6exxy
14 years ago
Quoting 'cavey50' You Ladies crack me up... I can run around... thumping my chest... grunting like a gorilla... throwing my arms about like a loon'.... Trying to live up to the legend I try to make out I am... Joosed... you are fine... and the offer???? bring it on... Show me your hottest work... I may ever attempt to reciprocate.. cavey x Interesting Josedup says that her profile says that she will return these msgs and flirts. I'm in the same catagory as Caveman. Nor was that part about no matter what your situation is email and chat only in your profile they other day. It actually starts to make a bit of a joke you asking te questions that you have asked as if you don't understand, yet it seems you are the one playing "those games". You have only exposed yourself. I will say this however, I have no anger or hate towards you. I simply think it is time that Men & Women stop catagorizing one man or one woman behavior across athe entire gender. Deal with the person don't hate on the gender. Love for all ladies
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RHP User
14 years ago
Love the profile pic joosed, very cool. You clearly state what you're looking for as well so it's easy to work out (for some). I think some guys just look at the pictures and don't worry about the rest. Your first line says you like to talk dirty and that's where others lost the plot and sent you a message. Maybe the first line in what you're looking for might have to state, "no meets". At least half of them will get it....hopefully.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting '6exxy'Quoting 'cavey50'You Ladies crack me up... I can run around... thumping my chest... grunting like a gorilla... throwing my arms about like a loon'.... Trying to live up to the legend I try to make out I am... Joosed... you are fine... and the offer???? bring it on... Show me your hottest work... I may ever attempt to reciprocate.. caveyx Interesting Josedup says that her profile says that she will return these msgs and flirts. I'm in the same catagory as Caveman. Nor was that part about no matter what your situation is email and chat only in your profile they other day. It actually starts to make a bit of a joke you asking te questions that you have asked as if you don't understand, yet it seems you are the one playing "those games". You have only exposed yourself. I will say this however, I have no anger or hate towards you. I simply think it is time that Men & Women stop catagorizing one man or one woman behavior across athe entire gender. Deal with the person don't hate on the gender. Love for all ladies thank you for your recent flirt 6exxy - you said you liked my profile.....I answered with a polite`well I thought so' -" sorry. I dont think our worlds are colliding. good luck with your search". That was the end of it as far as I was concerned, I assumed the return flirt said no thanks but for whatever/no reason I am to busy/not interested. As is my right. Answered...what part of the return flirt asked for you to follow up with a message? I was under the impression NO was NO. not to worry I will just delete the message as I have answered.So your original contact was answered....not happy with the answer... get over it!My profile has been the same for almost a year...there are many to attest to this. I have not changed it and especially not in the last few days.your comment implies not so subtly that I have been untruthful....why the personal attack you contradict your own writings... - it is not my issue if 1> did not read the profile correctly2> cannot comprehend3> or you have just read so many they all just look the same.My OP was a query, not an attack on any gender, and I dont think it makes a joke of anything ...it does highlight the differences in the way the genders understand the meaning of a simple phrase, this is shown in the opinions of those commenting, the basic idea of a forum is to create discourse.So under those circumstances... if you think I am "playing a game", go ahead, that is your right and I am glad you have it... but what is worse not taking NO for an answer and then crying " I did not see that there before" or to be thought of as playing by an anonymous few?if you had no "hate or anger" you did a lousy job of keeping that to yourself, and as for your last point; I Am addressing the person not the gender.SIGH am running for the hills !!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
White noise!!!! MAKE IT STOP ARGHHH ok I'm done, what was the question?? Oh right, definitions. I read your profile and I too think its quite clear that you're only interested in talking to those who can verbalise their fantasies in erotica. May not be for me long term but I'm all for it to enhance my creative side. Besides I'm merely male after all :p. That said, my idea of the headfucks criteria is simply this:- I don't wish to be manipulated as I'll be damned if I'm going to meet someone better at it than I!!! :p
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RHP User
14 years ago
i dont waste time and other people waste my time when they say no time wasters... does my head in...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Now don't go runnin for dem dar hills Joosed. I want to see you back here in the sandpit!I mean, I even took you off "The List" lolJust remember sometimes the kids throw sand....little buggers, wear your safety glasses!Cheers Felonius........stay and play....please!
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RHP User
14 years ago
It's been interesting reading what women say in their profiles.Here's a glossary;Good in bed; I usualy don't snore.No time wasters; I don't like people with disrespect for Swiss craftsmanship.No baggage; I was a porter and am now sick of the stuff.Nice titts; I am an ornithologist.No hang-ups; you'll have to pick up after me; I leave my clothes on the floor.Really wet; I live in a shack with a leaky roof.gsoh; I am surprised and am dyslexic.Satisfy my need; likes to tell you you're wrong.Play with my self; I have a good box of lego.Good looking; I can help you find your lost keys.No game players; I'm very manipulative and can't handle you being the same.No interstaters; I shagged a truckie once and that was enough.I'm bored; I'm honestI'm honest; I can be honest once a week.I like to stay in; I don't think we should be using withdrawal as a form of contraception.I like to be fucked hard; I am a virgin and my parents have no idea I come in to the computer room when they are out.thanks to bubbles for editing out all my spelling :-x
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