M66
Busted and Bullshit !
October 23 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
too young. but I'm sure I'll come up with some crackers :) Can't wait to see what comes up on this one!
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bondage_reality
13 years ago
I was at a lovers house after a great roast dinner some wine and lots of hot sex the night before at about 6 am I awoke to a pulling on my big toe and the sound of this little voice saying "wake up daddy"......I got dressed in the car driving at 100km's/hr on the freeway
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RHP User
13 years ago
On the phone with him, in a steamy phone sex session; I must have gotten a little too loud as my daughter got up and called from outside the door "Mum, are you ok?" (she was about 10 at the time). I froze and my mind frantically searched for something to say and all I could come up with was: "I'm fine, honey. Just had a nightmare." before I got out of bed and checked that she was fine and pulled the covers back over her once she'd gotten back into bed again.
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RHP User
13 years ago
We lived in a small place for a while and as a result, all shared the same bedroom. never had there been a problem, as it seemed my daughter (about 4 at the time) could sleep through anything. Well, hubby and I were having a particularly active romp when we heard a sleepy voice saying 'What's all that banging for?'.We both froze. What to say?'Mummy and Daddy were just playing a game honey, go back to sleep!'Needless to say, passion killer! we laughed, cuddled and went to sleep.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I was nearly nineteen she was seventeen.. we were alone in her house.. and expected it to stay that way. we were in a 69, with her on top.. A NOISE.. I pulled my face out of her and looked around her legs.. she still had a line of juice from her mouth to the top of my dick when we both looked into the eyes... Of her Father. No bullshit was possible..
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RHP User
13 years ago
When i was still working as a tradesman i called home to grab a few items for the next job. My ex wife informed me from the shower that our daughter was fast asleep so dont wake her up .. i gather my tools and ready to leave when the exwife naked in the doorways gives me the look... anyway (if i am telling my mates this story 4 hours later / truth be told 2 mins later) I am just about to blow my load and i hear ahhhh DAD not with your socks on ......... Dam Busted
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'cavey50' I was nearly nineteen she was seventeen.. we were alone in her house.. and expected it to stay that way. we were in a 69, with her on top.. A NOISE.. I pulled my face out of her and looked around her legs.. she still had a line of juice from her mouth to the top of my dick when we both looked into the eyes... Of her Father. No bullshit was possible..HAHAHA! Cavey, that is disastrous! Did you cop a black eye? Broken knee-caps?
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RHP User
13 years ago
16yo, straddling my then BF in my room, Mum knocked once and came right in. Same as you Cavey, no bullshit was possible. But she eyeballed me and said "You're lucky it's me and not your father..." - She 180'd and left. I was frozen, BF freaked out and we proceeded to actually just watch TV like were supposed to... Errr, oops!
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RHP User
13 years ago
boyfriend atthe time were going for it, me on top, back to the door..my 8yr old mum..i jump off pull the doona up..yes bub i heard something..its just the wind go back to bed...next morning boyfriend had gone to work..both kids jump into bed with me..8yr old says mum why when i came in here last night was yor big white bum in the air...ohh hun i was just turning the lamp on..and gave her a demonstration..very believable as i was still naked lol...lock was put on the door the next day
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RHP User
13 years ago
One morning, the ex and I were goin for it like rabbits when all of a sudden heard our then 3 year old's voice saying "dad, what are you doing to mum?" the ex jumped up and me scrambling for covers going, "mum and dad are just playing!". My daughter then replied, "can I join?" ummmm NO! Poor kid, she's scarred for life!
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RHP User
13 years ago
No: he left home for a few days to get his head around the fact that his oldest daughter was.. well.. active now.. It was NEVER discussed.. except the girl and myself.. we are still friends..and still get a little giggle.. Mind you.. I went to my daughters place.. she was about the same age... I knocked and called out.. she said "Come in dad.." I did..and waited in her lounge... picked up a couple of DVD's that were on the coffee table... These were NOT the kind you get from Civic Videos!!!!!! She walked out and came to hug me hello... then saw what I had in my hand... There are times when you wish you had set up a camera... :) Mind you.. it was of content she SHOULD have been embarassed for ... Sheeese.. lucky it wasnt THAT that I had been caught with her mother (part one of this story girl) doing .. *grins* caveman
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'diwata'"can I join?" ummmm NO! ROFLMAO !
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RHP User
13 years ago
Was going hell for leather on the spare bed and about to reach fireworks when l felt something on my back. My then young son had crawled up on my back and started yelling... gee gee daddy gee gee... All we could do was laugh Then when he was a young teenager, he asked if he could go up to his mates place for a few hours. Off he went on his bike leaving us alone. Playing our music loud and getting horny, we meet in the hall and decided to get into it up against the wall. l removed mrs jj knickers and dropped my pants down around my ankles. Next thing i know mrs jj freezes and taps me on shoulder. Standing there with a big grin was our son. Well` with my duds down around my ankles i did this stupid run to the bathroom. Trouble is, l left Mrs jj up against the wall exposed from waist down... We laugh about it know, but at the time mrs got the shits big time for mr running off.. Seriously, the thing you do in a moment of panic
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RHP User
13 years ago
Me and my ex wife were 16 at the time, we were in her bed upstairs at about 5pm, her mum knocks on the door, says can you two keep it down please and walks back downstairs. Needless to say we were very redfaced but all her mum said was ya better be using protection and laughed. She was a pretty cool mother in law to be fair hahaha
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RHP User
13 years ago
I've never been lucky enough to have children. So I’ll be vicariously embarrassed though you lot.The funny thing about all this is, the sense of charm in these stories. It's funny that people worry about children and sex. Nature seems to keep them turned off until they are ready, so these occasions don't seems to do any harm.@wowow - I particularly like the "Not with your sox on" comment ~laughs~
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RHP User
13 years ago
Cant say i've been caught by kids... but, a while back i was living in an appartment complex on the ground floor and my partner at the time was staying with me. She wasn't the quietest of people but i didn't think she was overly loud either.Anyways, i'm walking out to my car to go to work one day and the Kiwi lads on the top floor start clapping and making sounds of approval... To my quizical look they responded that have been enjoying audio form our late night "sessions", and could give them a "heads up" next time so they could have their mates around....Needless to say, when my partner found out she became very quiet.almost forgot, Another old girlfriend and i got caught by her grandma... I litterally flew through the air while pulling pants back on as she chased me out of the room and the house with a metal dust pan.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'diwata'One morning, the ex and I were goin for it like rabbits when all of a sudden heard our then 3 year old's voice saying "dad, what are you doing to mum?" the ex jumped up and me scrambling for covers going, "mum and dad are just playing!". My daughter then replied, "can I join?" ummmm NO! Poor kid, she's scarred for life! YES, thank god my son is to young to understand!! Intermate times call for intermate places when children are around lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
OMG THATS FUNNY
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RHP User
13 years ago
Love everyone's stories..very funny One of my stories which springs to mind is with my ex and we fancied some outdoor sex. We went to a local wood and found what we thought was a pretty discreet place to get down and dirty. We were both horny as hell and loved fucking outdoors and kinda forgot where we were...until...just as I was cumming a dog appeared from nowhere and came over to us with its owner not too far behind!! A bit embarrassing but fun.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thankfully, it was a coolish night so we had the blankets up over us. I was on top so I just stopped and turned to look at her. "Mum! Mum! You'll never guess, ..." Well I couldn't guess and I wasn't really interested. She started telling her mum something or other, seemingly oblivious to the position we were in. Eventually, I became a little impatient and my bum started to rise and fall under the covers. The facts of life finally dawned on the girl. "Oh. Okay. I'll tell you later, Mum." ...And she left as quickly as she arrived. No bullshit at our house.
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WHY_NOT_LOOK
13 years ago
To be really honest i have to many stories to tell... from not locking the bedroom door, one night 1 out of the 4 of us had to leave for work so didnt lock the door when they left... when i woke up i did a bit of a glance around at the toys whips clothes ect everywhere... omfg my child is laying at the bottom of the bed asleep grabed her up and out the room quick smart i wasnt going to be explaining the vision to her. Ive also been know to play in my sleep... woke up to my boy watching me with a puzzled look on his face lucky he was really young... moral of this always lock the doors... and another tip put a string of bells on there door handles once you start doing anything cause you can here them coming ... oh and the crying from the other room having to explain i wasnt being hurt i wasnt screaming .....i was laughing really really i was .... i have well adjusted kids now ;)
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