M48
Busted!!!
October 26 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi my favorite comedian Billy connolly has a line that throws people when they walk in on him wanking.. "thank god your here"....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Why would you want to remember??
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RHP User
15 years ago
sorry what was the question again?? i got distracted looking at your pics..... Oh yes getting sprung! yes once when i was much younger, first guy i was ever with (but not our first time together) he was at my place was in the middile of our 'good morning glory' and my younger sister walks in, no knocking nothing!!, thankfully we had the covers pulled up over us and looked as though he was just on top of me for a cuddle (or at least that is what we would like to beleive) we didnt say anything, she just walked in said 'are you guys planning on getting up today' we replied 'yes' she walked out and we never mentioned it again pretty sure she knew what we were up to but some things are just better left unsaid, needless to say we finished what we were doing before we got out of bed for the day.Mrs GC
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RHP User
15 years ago
My boyfriends sister caught us doing it on her loungeroom floor when I was 17. I was so embarressed that I giggled hysterically. She was so pissed off that she banned us from her house and she barely talked to me again. Oh the joys of bitchy older sisters! Mrs W xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
i guess playing with my 1st gf and her mum came home early from Bingo :) I hid in the closet for few mins (sweating like a pig)...then jumped out window and gf thru out my clothes.. Couldnt help laughing all the way to my car (hidden around corner) carrying clothes, thinking "this will be funny one day" how many do you want? Neo
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RHP User
15 years ago
In the good missionary postition going hell for leather' when I felt something crawl up on my back... it was my 4 yr old son sitting there yelling out... GG daddy GG daddy... we still laugh about it... Another time we caught by the same son ( now bout 12yrs ) Son went out to his mates place so we took the opportunity to have a knee trembler in the hall.. Mrs JJ dress up duds down... me pants down around my ankles... Son comes back unexpectantly and springs us.. Shocked me tryed to running to the bathroom.. Has anybody ever tryed to run to the with pants around ur ankles' ??? believe me' it aint easy... lol.. Not to mention how Mrs JJ felt standing there after I done the bolt. Talk about embarrassing... At least we still laugh about it'' but never ever said anything to the son....
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RHP User
15 years ago
yes the mother in law did spring us one morning bringing in morning cuppa for a surprise and just as I was under the covers having a lick of the old morning dew" ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, she started to ask wife where I was just as I moved and heard her go ohoo OHOOO OOOOO ,oho nooo ,, may have had something to do with the sounds I was makeing or the fact I was about to get a face full of juice or the look on wifes face ,,,but she turned abruptly spilling the tea and coffee on her way out ,,, we laughed so much but she was so ever so embarased had to say sorry to us for barging in and never offered morning cuppa again ,,,,,,,I wonder if thats why she stoped staying over ?????,,,, Andy,,
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RHP User
15 years ago
yep by a small child who peeked over the top of her shoulder. i screamed like a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl. lucky we had the doona on because she had a "curtains for doors" room at the time.freaked me the hell out.been caught soloing many times lol
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Innercircle
15 years ago
oh man...Twice by the police... once by a cow, and once by my mum...Was parked in a secluded area once, and just in the car looking out at the water. We got all touchy feely, and decided the back seat looked comfy. Windows fogged up, and heard a tap at the window. Scared us to death nearly! Was the local plod, who just wanted to tell us to keep it quick... hehe. Dirty old bastard ;)One afternoon, heard some kids rumaging through a shed on the property next door, so rang the cops. Nearly two hours later, in the lounge room, just quitely going for it, when the cops knocked on our door to talk to us about the break in. Couldnt half tell what we had been up to, and they made sure we knew too with a wink and a smile :)One night, out in the middle of nowhere. Its summer, so its hot. Back seat looked comfy again, so we jumped back there. Windows are down, not a house for MILES. Kinda thought my girlfriend was breathing a bit funny... sounded a bit off, and I look up and a cows HEAD is poking in the window. JESUS!!!!One night, before I moved out of home, had my girlfriend over. Parents were pretty strict, and they had a 'no sex in the house' policy for us kids (well, I was 23 I think). Watching telly in bed, slipped it in, just slow, easy sex. Mum knocks on the door, and just walks in and starts talking to my girlfriend about her shopping trip that day. She stood there for ten minutes while both of them were waffling on, total oblivious to what was going on under the covers (or not at that stage!).
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RHP User
15 years ago
Not by a family member but I moved into a share house with a gf once, to celebrate we decided on a quick and dirty on a mattress in the garage. Of course our new flatmate walks in to ask if we need a hand with anything.Awkward...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'rockercouple80' One night, out in the middle of nowhere. Its summer, so its hot. Back seat looked comfy again, so we jumped back there. Windows are down, not a house for MILES. Kinda thought my girlfriend was breathing a bit funny... sounded a bit off, and I look up and a cows HEAD is poking in the window. JESUS!!!!Absolutely GOLD....thanks for the best laugh I have had in ages hahahahaha ..... LOVE IT!! xFunlovingx
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tank__girl
15 years ago
How funny, "SO Embarrasing" but we decide to jump on here and tell everyone!? OK, this is pretty bad, half a dozen members have heard this one already hehee.. . I was alone, middle of the day about 5 years ago. So I jumped on RHP for a quick 'play'! I met a lovely local boy in the chat room, and it was not long before we on msn. Long story short...before too long he had a large vibe out, or should I say fair up his clacker...MMmmmmmmm!! I was very much enjoying the show, and getting wetter by the minute...sitting an old swivel desk chair, with a light grey fabric cover, not noticing the 'wet patch' on the chair and the material changing colour, of course ( I have a man with a vibe up his ass infront of me..??) . So what happens next, my dearest Mother bursts straight through the BACK, unlocked door after she put something in my shed!!!! Which open straight onto the little office. I jump up starkers, biggest vibe buzzing in hand, froze for what seemed like a good ten seconds, then RAN! So MUM! instead of just leaving....then decides she wants to check her fking emails!!?? No shame. So, she goes to sit down and yells out "Did you piss yourself!?!" Goes and gets another chair and puts that one outside. I was STRESSING, DYING of embarrassment going as fast as I possibly could, shoved the vibe under the bed covers, grabbed a towel, and RAN back out there and click out of the vibe boys screen, before mum found it and read the pre-and -during-play sex/smut talk etc......TOO LATE. But still, once she's comfy, she says "You want me to click out of this now?" LOL...! Ahhhhhhhhhh..."Yes please mum.....soooooooooooooo, you want a cuppa?". Do mums tell dads these things, mums and dads??? I asked mum to at least please not tell dad........ And what about everything else mum knows about, and I think dad doesn't... Oh dear, I hope not.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'tank__girl' How funny, "SO Embarrasing" but we decide to jump on here and tell everyone!? OK, this is pretty bad, half a dozen members have heard this one already hehee.. . I was alone, middle of the day about 5 years ago. So I jumped on RHP for a quick 'play'! I met a lovely local boy in the chat room, and it was not long before we on msn. Long story short...before too long he had a large vibe out, or should I say fair up his clacker...MMmmmmmmm!! I was very much enjoying the show, and getting wetter by the minute...sitting an old swivel desk chair, with a light grey fabric cover, not noticing the 'wet patch' on the chair and the material changing colour, of course ( I have a man with a vibe up his ass infront of me..??) . So what happens next, my dearest Mother bursts straight through the BACK, unlocked door after she put something in my shed!!!! Which open straight onto the little office. I jump up starkers, biggest vibe buzzing in hand, froze for what seemed like a good ten seconds, then RAN! So MUM! instead of just leaving....then decides she wants to check her fking emails!!?? No shame. So, she goes to sit down and yells out "Did you piss yourself!?!" Goes and gets another chair and puts that one outside. I was STRESSING, DYING of embarrassment going as fast as I possibly could, shoved the vibe under the bed covers, grabbed a towel, and RAN back out there and click out of the vibe boys screen, before mum found it and read the pre-and -during-play sex/smut talk etc......TOO LATE. But still, once she's comfy, she says "You want me to click out of this now?" LOL...! Ahhhhhhhhhh..."Yes please mum.....soooooooooooooo, you want a cuppa?". Do mums tell dads these things, mums and dads??? I asked mum to at least please not tell dad........ And what about everything else mum knows about, and I think dad doesn't... Oh dear, I hope not.what a great relationship you must have with your mum though that she didn't even bat an eyelid, lucky you, I had a similar relationship with my mum (God I miss her) but the thing is she WOULD have gone home and told dad and they would still be laughing about it lol I remember her telling dad quite proudly in the middle of the lounge room that 'our eldest is finally a woman' only dad was watching the telly at the time and didn't follow what she was talking about so she proceeded to tell him what she meant!! aahhh mums so embarrassing yet so lovable Mrs GC
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tank__girl
15 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Quoting 'rockercouple80' One night, out in the middle of nowhere. Its summer, so its hot. Back seat looked comfy again, so we jumped back there. Windows are down, not a house for MILES. Kinda thought my girlfriend was breathing a bit funny... sounded a bit off, and I look up and a cows HEAD is poking in the window. JESUS!!!!Absolutely GOLD....thanks for the best laugh I have had in ages hahahahaha ..... LOVE IT!! xFunlovingx Hahaaa....I also had a good ol laugh at your cow one Rockers!! Or what about when ahhhh....you start going for it on the lounge room floor and 'Man's best friend' sneaks in and starts sniffing around out the back..? Whhhoaaa!? Bit of a surprise...?! Hee hee he...I asked for doggie, I didn't call you Mutt, Beat it!! I'm sure this has happened to lots of people..!?? Or once when the jehovah's came a knockin, I am so nice that I always listen to them, take their stuff, even had them in for cuppas. I don't mind a chat about everyday things, I won't be bible bashed. But this particular time, I was busy! We were at it in the lounge and they knocked....so we stopped and stayed still and silent, hoping they'd soon go away?? But they probably knowing we were home and 'hiding' , so they stayed and knocked and knocked and knocked ...Grrrrrr, over it!!? How rude. So I jumped up naked, answered the door and said with a smile ... "Hello, can I help you?". That got rid em them hehee, they just don't pop in for cuppa's anymore either...
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RHP User
15 years ago
My dad walked in on my first girlfriend and me... he smiled and said .."i see its 2 for breakfast then ....we finished... breakfast was a quiet affair lol
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