Brisbane dogging

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  Ex007

  a month ago

  Oh, you’ve done it now. You’ve summoned Gary.
  
  If anyone knows where the wild things go after dark, it’s Gary the bush turkey, self-proclaimed lord of the Capalaba underworld, car park cryptid, and probably banned from at least three shopping centres for “aggressive loitering.”
  
  Now, according to Gary’s highly suspect intel, the best dogging spots are as follows:
  
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  The Mysterious Ute Gathering
  
  Location: Somewhere near Bunnings, but only when the sausage sizzle isn’t on (because of priorities).
  
  What to look for: A bloke aggressively eating a kebab, pretending he’s definitely not waiting for something.
  
  Gary’s thoughts: “They come for the dogging, stay for the half-warm servo pies.”
  
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  The Council’s (Not an Official Dogging Site) Car Park:
  
  Location: Vaguely near bushland, but not too bushy, you don’t want wildlife judging you.
  
  What to look for: Interior lights flicking on and off suspiciously… or just a very confused Uber Eats driver.
  
  Gary’s thoughts: “I tried to join in once. They did not appreciate my presence.”
  
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  The Mystery Spot Behind the McD Drive Thru
  
  Location: You know the one.
  
  What to look for: A suspiciously parked HiLux, someone pretending to check their phone, and a few blokes looking way too interested in a nearby bush.
  
  Gary’s thoughts: “Honestly, 5/10 dogging experience. But excellent access to post-session nuggets.”
  
  Now, Gary insists that he does not actively participate in dogging (thank god) but remains deeply invested in studying human behaviours, mostly for the purposes of snack acquisition.
  
  So if you see a bush turkey watching you from the shadows while you’re trying to live your best life in a dimly lit car park… it’s probably just Gary. And he’s judging you.

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  hornyjasbribie

  a month ago

  Love to find other cpls into dogging message us

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  Moxyafterdark

  24 days ago

  We go to a few places around Clontarf waterfront regularly
  
  public sex is hot we take the picnic blanket and tunes discreet as you wanna be 😉 pm open north brisbane

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  Moxyafterdark

  5 days ago

  Anyone north of Brisbane into planning something

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