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Brewers Droop. Embarrassing..

April 28 2011

She looked like the pleasure machine Gabrielle Richens, same pout same come and get me look, top body, and dressed to kill. Was at a Sydney nitespot. Our eyes had locked and within minutes she had walked up and introduced herself. It was animalistic attraction, not much talking but plenty of touching leading to kissing etc. She noticed how hard I was getting and she started rubbing me up which felt wonderfull and naturally I responded.. If it wasnt a niteclub things would have happened for sure.. Then the unthinkable happened.. all of a sudden Mr Happy decided to call it a day ? One moment she was happily rubbing away , the next she went looking for him.... Talk about a passion killer.. We went from a almighty high to a embarrassing low in a matter of minutes.. and no matter what I did or thought it was finished. I found myself trying to explain it was not her, just one of them things.. Bloody hell, wheres the nearest hole I can jump in.. I admit I probally had a few too much happy juice on the day and this probally had a bearing on things.. But at a time like that.. ??? Talk about a bad memory.. Just wondering if others have had the same experience ? male or female...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Oh no JJ what a time for it to happen, trying not to giggle at my imagined look on your face Look up, look down, noooooooo Actually i have been on the receiving end more times than I like to think about, and yeah its very hard not to take it personally, no matter how many re-assurances and how many of your best moves you pull out at the time. He actually told me that its only when he drank beer, if it was scotch or anything else he was fine? have no idea why, but it was true

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I had a similar episode on stage once... I think the crowd had something to do with it... or it could have been the fact that I was supposed to be simultaneously singing "bring back that loving feeling" while she played with my dick and I couldn't remember the words....I also recall one particularly busy evening where I was about to go home and I met up with a couple that I was particularly attracted to... but no joy. My man was done and just wouldn't behave. Of course, it's annoying more than anything else.. you needn't be embarrassed as it is exceptionally common in group situations or in new situations for young or old guys to discover that the happy dude just won't come out to play. Of course, there are so many other ways to fool around than using your dick... e.g. use someone else's dick... hehe.... HugsStalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    stalky are you the neighbor always borrowing garden tools as well

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I never thought of that before u lil bugger.. you just bought my attention to how I would have looked and you're right.. no wonder ur giggling... hehe Look up Look down.. nudged him , stretched him, belted him...coaxed him , but nooooooooo.... no way he was coming back out to play.. You're also right about beer, definately a main player of the dreaded brewers droop.. think I might have to try scotch from now on.. lolYes' it was'nt easy trying to explain it had nothing to do with her.. I could see my re-assurances meant jack s--t.Sorry Stalky... she was far toooooo hot to share with another dick... that's all I would have needed to make me feel a total dickhead.. Can only dream of the one that got away.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    It does happen to the majority of men at one time or another. I find that it embarrasses the guy more than it does me. Nine times out of ten, a little nap and a few cuddles and it is all good to go. Funny about brewers droop. It affects some and has the opposite effect on others. There has been many a time when I have been so glad I do not have the same physical attributes as a man does. I dont need to worry about a hard on...or lack there of.