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Boys & their toys
November 28 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
No offense intended.
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RHP User
15 years ago
ahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha Earl
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Tart_Du_Jour
15 years ago
You said you liked when I sent you pictures of my trouser snake. Now I don't know what to think. I am one sad Baise :(
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RHP User
15 years ago
I LOVE mens' toys :)lilmiss xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Lilmiss - dont get me wrong I love men's toys too - but it just seems like there is huge obsession with the size of their toys. If I don't like the boy I don't like his toy - but I never like a boy just because of his toy.
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RHP User
15 years ago
It stems from insecurity and the undying (sometimes obsessive) need to be received as desirable. In the animal kingdom, the larger & stronger males get the girls. We as the intelligent and civilised race are not entirely free of this basic, primitive instinct.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Nick - is that true? I am sure that you would see that sometimes but would have thought most women wouldn't say that????? But hey I stand corrected. xx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Don't be sad Baise - I like seeing your toy anytime.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Nick_Wilde'If I had to guess, it stems from women, on sites like this, who seem to state emphatically, in one form or another "Unless you're 8" or over DON"T EVEN BOTHER", but then again... thats just a causal and callous observation. Or there's the popular phrase ' fit, well hung gentlemen need only apply', again I'm no rocket scientist.... but it is what it is Well said Nick. It's certainly not every woman, but it's not an uncommon thing either.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Baise_Moi'You said you liked when I sent you pictures of my trouser snake. Now I don't know what to think. I am one sad Baise :( Never rely on one opinion for anything so personal, Baise_Moi. I would be happy to review the picutures for you and help determine the species of that scary reptile...and perhaps more importantly, if it can be housebroken? | It's far easier to keep a pet that is well trained...right? Maybe you could even teach it poetry...those were puppets... | ...not even a dolphin would talk to!
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Tart_Du_Jour
15 years ago
You are so lovely to me me Meeka. If I lived in the same city as you I would throw pebbles at your window at night.
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RHP User
15 years ago
boys play with their dicks because women have dildos made to look like them and thats what they play with .........its just fair isnt it and as for showing what we have or dont have ,,,,,,i have never known a woman that didnt look even if it was just once .. andy xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
It is because it is thier favourite toy from birth til the grave. They are extremely fond of, and attached to thier tackle and want to share in the good fortune they have being attached to such a wonderous thing. And who could blame them? It has been a constant source of amusement ever since thier nappy was first removed and they reached down and grabbed a hold of this strange little addage. Seriously...who can blame them? What is not to like? And to be fair, when the topic on the biggest boobs was posted, it was mainly women who stood up and said "look at mine"
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RHP User
15 years ago
So I thought you were talking about the other toys - the sort kept in a handy nearby chest or the bottom draw :) This might amount to a thread hijack but are other men also as obsessed with their bedside "power" tool chests? Mr Loving seems to have something for every occasion in there....
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RHP User
15 years ago
Easy answer sexy Meeka..When we were cavemen the size of our club was very important to ward off the dangers in the jungle...Of course as we evolve the different use of our clubs do vary.. However we are always showing our club's off with great pride ! lol x
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RHP User
15 years ago
My sister had her kids around a table and was helping them with their maths homework. They were measuring things. My sister says to the kids - what shall we measure next and my 3 year old nephew says. I know lets measure my wiener. Soooo cute!!!! I am the crazy aunt who cant stop kissing them..... hehehehe xxx Meeka
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Taipan12' Easy answer sexy Meeka..When we were cavemen the size of our club was very important to ward off the dangers in the jungle...Of course as we evolve the different use of our clubs do vary.. However we are always showing our club's off with great pride ! lol x So the bigger the club, the bigger the fire in order to have more of the girls. Mmmm makes sense. xxxx M
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes my penis used to keep me entertained but I'm kinda fickle so always love a new toy, hence my garage is over-flowing with them, toys I mean not penises!
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RHP User
15 years ago
The warmer we are Miss Meeka...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well get your club ready Taipan - cause your going to have to catch me first !
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captainkaos
15 years ago
My ex is a nurse and she told me that even when male patients are coming out of a coma for the first time, they reach down there. lol. It feels sooooo good, looks so good, (in our eyes especially with half a mongrel. lol.) why wouldn't we be fond of them? ................well, except for the fact that they can get us into alot of trouble.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think the ones that obsess over their penis size never played team sports therefore never shared showers to know 8 inches plus is rare and less than 5 inches isn't uncommon. True there are a noteworthy number of women on sites such as this that write their profile in a manner that suggests any man contacting them with less than a kilo of beef on offer will be tased and should be neutered to prevent offspring but they generally have the kind of personality I avoid anyway. Sure it would be nice to be hung like a rogue elephant for sex with some ladies but I think it would be uncomfortable for others, having said that I'm yet to meet a woman I couldn't bring to orgasm several times and so far they're ALL squirters lol So yeh..... I'm more than happy to be average
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Ruggedly_Rugged' Sure it would be nice to be hung like a rogue elephant for sex with some ladies but I think it would be uncomfortable for others, having said that I'm yet to meet a woman I couldn't bring to orgasm several times and so far they're ALL squirters lol So yeh..... I'm more than happy to be average Nothing like a bit of self advertising. Good for you Ruggedly.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'Ruggedly_Rugged' Sure it would be nice to be hung like a rogue elephant for sex with some ladies but I think it would be uncomfortable for others, having said that I'm yet to meet a woman I couldn't bring to orgasm several times and so far they're ALL squirters lol So yeh..... I'm more than happy to be average Nothing like a bit of self advertising. Good for you Ruggedly. You're kidding right? All the resources for a guy to learn and understand how to satisfy a woman are a few keystrokes away if they don't have a natural aptitude. Unfortunately we can't post links but in 20 minutes of googling I reckon I could find enough good information to turn almost any guy in to a woman pleaser provided he has the most important thing. Willingness to please! The rest is just anatomy and navigation. Nothing particularly outstanding about me other than my willingness to please a woman and to better my previous effort each time. You have to enjoy a personal best
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RHP User
15 years ago
If the girls had more blokes like you there would be a lot less whinging and a lot more orgasming.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Ruggedly_Rugged' Quoting 'fionabee' Quoting 'Ruggedly_Rugged' Sure it would be nice to be hung like a rogue elephant for sex with some ladies but I think it would be uncomfortable for others, having said that I'm yet to meet a woman I couldn't bring to orgasm several times and so far they're ALL squirters lol So yeh..... I'm more than happy to be average Nothing like a bit of self advertising. Good for you Ruggedly. You're kidding right? All the resources for a guy to learn and understand how to satisfy a woman are a few keystrokes away if they don't have a natural aptitude. Unfortunately we can't post links but in 20 minutes of googling I reckon I could find enough good information to turn almost any guy in to a woman pleaser provided he has the most important thing. Willingness to please! The rest is just anatomy and navigation. Nothing particularly outstanding about me other than my willingness to please a woman and to better my previous effort each time. You have to enjoy a personal best a sign of any great athlete is the abbility self anlyse and correct. goes the same for everything in life. only stupid or ignorant people make the same mistake over an over again. (the views of the above poster do not neccessarily reflect the views of the world) ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Earl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Im with you
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RHP User
15 years ago
Ummm, surely if you are on a forum on a sex site then it shouldn't come as a big surprise that there are lots of posts from men about there bits?Maybe you should check out some other forums meeka if you want posts from men who are obsessed with things other than their dicks.I saw a hillarious forum a little while ago dedicated to torches. Who knew there were so many men (and yes it did seem to almost exclusively guys) who were obsessed by torches?It takes all sorts!Mrs NTN
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'NTnaughtycouple'Ummm, surely if you are on a forum on a sex site then it shouldn't come as a big surprise that there are lots of posts from men about there bits?Maybe you should check out some other forums meeka if you want posts from men who are obsessed with things other than their dicks.I saw a hillarious forum a little while ago dedicated to torches. Who knew there were so many men (and yes it did seem to almost exclusively guys) who were obsessed by torches?It takes all sorts!Mrs NTN much rather talk bout valiants and V8's ect but feel the need fer innuendo round here, ahahahahaahahahaha, funny bout that,eh. ahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha Earl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yessssss , I got a sweet little lego man torch today, awesome little led's in his feet. See no where does that say big, so it would be seriously boring having 10 posts about them lol But it is a boy's toy One im happy to press all the buttons on
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RHP User
15 years ago
Lilmiss - dont get me wrong I love men's toys too - but it just seems like there is huge obsession with the size of their toys. If I don't like the boy I don't like his toy - but I never like a boy just because of his toy. meeka is this just a ploy to get the boys to talk about they toys
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Ruggedly_Rugged' I think the ones that obsess over their penis size never played team sports therefore never shared showers to know 8 inches plus is rare and less than 5 inches isn't uncommon. True there are a noteworthy number of women on sites such as this that write their profile in a manner that suggests any man contacting them with less than a kilo of beef on offer will be tased and should be neutered to prevent offspring but they generally have the kind of personality I avoid anyway. Sure it would be nice to be hung like a rogue elephant for sex with some ladies but I think it would be uncomfortable for others, having said that I'm yet to meet a woman I couldn't bring to orgasm several times and so far they're ALL squirters lol So yeh..... I'm more than happy to be average to be crass for a moment, Rugged, you're very much like team sports yourself. a girl needs to steel herself for many more reps than she thought she could do; there's definitely showers to share; and she'd better pre-hydrate if she wants to keep up!
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RHP User
15 years ago
In all honesty, I think it is because guys are just insecure about their nether regions. I know I am, I wish I was bigger. However, there doesn't really seem to be that much point to try and over compensate. It's not something that can be changed, and the right woman/male, is definitely not going to be in it for the size of your penis. Haha, they're really only an added bonus.
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RHP User
15 years ago
those guys who have only cock shots as their pics we dismiss out of hand. not interested. if the guy appears to be obsessed with his cock and his prowess, we dismiss them also as 'juvenile'. we seek men. intelligent, respectful and attractive men. not little boys and their toys living their lives in their y-fronts
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RHP User
15 years ago
The amount of guy friends I have who really do take pissing contests is quite funny. I think most guys know the kind I'm talking about or even are the guy I'm talking about. It's like the elephant in the room -- If you air it out and point it out, it isn't such a big deal. Although for some reason, guys being guys take the equation and metaphor on in a backwards kind of way and it actually ISN'T a big deal.. Go figure. I'm not sure why they boast about it or are obsessed with it. Most of the time I've noticed the ones who boast usually turn out to have nothing to boast about -- Not from personal experience, of course, more-so their Wives / Boyfriends / Partners ratting them out and laughing at them about it. I don't mean to sound narcissistic and exempt myself from the rule but I've been told a few times I'm .. Hmm, I'll say properly endowed. And I don't think I've ever "boasted" about it, apart from just then, ha. In fact, I kid about the opposite -- I say it's small and shriveled and not even worth the look when the whole dick conversation comes up. It usually adds to the shock if the rulers actually do come out. Plus, who wants to be that self-centered, anyway? Boys and their toys, like you say, Meeka.
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RHP User
15 years ago
the comments on the biggest dick thread vs the biggest vagina thread... Apart from Nick_Wildes and rugged's comments ego has to come into it. Life is all about choices isn't it, maybe someone with a 7inch cock could have rocked one of the 8inch plus girls world and they could be writting one of those testomonials regarding having found the one! Obsession could come down to your skillset. Most guys should know that a really fantastic pleasurable occasion is the whole event to most women. The build up, your eye contact. Your ability to display your alpha qualities vs being a pussycat. Your ability and skill in using words to build anticipation, personal hygene, your prowess in reading a woman and doing the right thing at the right time, telling her I am going to run my tongue around her breast only I am not going to touch her nipple and make her squirm.... I could go on but you get the picture. vs my only party trick with the ladies is to drop my pants as soon as I get past the front door and point at my cock... Don't get me wrong the primitive scenario has it's place but thats all you've got? Caveman days? my money would be on the sneaky cunning fast sonofabitch who would outwit Ugg and his mates. Think my club would be smaller and thinner but would be more accurate and hit the spot that much faster:) Maybe us guys should have "if you need a 8inch+ cock for your loose vagina then don't bother applying"...
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