M64
Bottoms....
June 05 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Boobs
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh I'm not an oversexed bunny. Or obsessed with buts only. Oh god I know what you're talking about. Once I saw a girl in a tailored business skirt. The every thing was perfect. Smile, face and just that hint of a perfect figure. Pitty I was stuck in the car in traffic. Felt like abandoning the car in peak hour. Soon to be shopping everynight. Lol. I love it. When you get that little recognition that I was trapped by their beauty. Oh and they give me a shy smile back. Ha ha. Then what should I do?? Lol. I'm so wet behind the ears. Fab.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I like to play a game. Visible panty line. Stalky god I'm going to be as bad as you soon. Lol. Fab.
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youngflames
16 years ago
Lol male half here.. IM the same.. work in big retail store n do the exact same thing..Love a womans ass n the way it moves.They come in all shapes n sizes but like you said. more cushion for the pushin :P
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
I like the way you think Stalky...Don't suppose you want to go halves in a little supermarket with me do you ? Hmmmm you can be in charge of stacking and packing ....lol Aaand....I can be customer relations. ...so I can cover for you with, the sexual harassment complaints, and I think i should be Employment officer to, and of course i want a couch in my office !
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RHP User
16 years ago
.....that I wish I had got a trolley instead of a basket and.....do we really have to eat this week? Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
The woman shopping can sus you out in seconds just by looking in your trolley, so if you only buy cool products you have a better chance of picking up. this means no tolet paper, bum cream,any lady products, food (she will think you eat out lots)
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RHP User
16 years ago
My butt doesn't jiggle :(
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RHP User
16 years ago
It's a well known fact how distasteful I find the whole shopping experience. Ppl en masse certainly are reduced to the most common denominator being mindless, ignorant bombastic twats who bare little resemblence to human beings once they enter a shopping centre. Ergo, a mental game is necessary to survive the 'running of the bulls'. Like you Stalky, I objectify these poor excuses for human mammals & take great delight in optical assessment of their anatomy. Whilst I endlessly wait in line for the honour of handing over my hard earned cash on over priced items, I ocassionally 'jump in' to the other shoppers world and 'taste' their lives. I create an alternate reality for them and often find a smile forming as I imagine their gratitude for providing them with a much more interesting existence than they have in reality. I am a shameless shopping ninja.....and I urge you all to come over to the dark side and share in the mentally liberating experience of this most dehumanising but necesary evil....Consumerism! Have a nice day Ya'll
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RHP User
16 years ago
Being an absolute ass connisuer i'm always admiring & enjoying the spectacular rear views on display in public that the ladies dish up for us, be it in the supermarket whilst doing the most mudane of chores like shopping or just having a beer at a pub or club. Having the hottest ass in town with me when mrs fun & i are together is loads of fun too cause i know all the other guys are enjoying their perve as well. The beauty of the ass is although they come in various sizes the roundness & shape varies so much that each has their own special allure. Mmmm mmmmm Be it summer with the short skirts, skinpy cut off shorts or flowing see through flimsy dresses or winter with the tightly stretched jeans the female ass form is always on glorious display for us all. Mmmmm Mr fun
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RHP User
16 years ago
stalky a man afte r my Own heart you are brave man to tell the ladies that us blokes LOOK when we are shopping . now they KNOW what we actually do when pushing that trolley about stareing mindlessly up and down the rows, by the way Just a hint for your supermarket stalky ,, polished mirror floors that way there is now need to have the ladies bend at all and we can all know who does and who dosent comando when shopping andy
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RHP User
16 years ago
So you play visible panty line as well. Yes ladies I do look that closely. God I'm a perv. Lol. But you won't catch me. Ever. I have very good eyes. I can see them from halfway down the aisle. So when you notice me I've already looked. Ha ha. Fab.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Straight to the friut and veg, grab a bunch of bananas and place them on the fold out kiddie seat with the ends up. This signifies you are indeed available for shagging according to the sinbgles shopping guide. (that actually started in the Castle Hill area) I'm usually busy reading labels, msg, sodium, trans fat, saturated fat, trying to avoid all the nasty stuff and find enough to eat for the week however, I do notice the pretty girls. I've actually done some of my best chatting up in supermarkets and service stations. I meet a few cougars at the local, I catch them checking out my banana.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'fab69' So you play visible panty line as well. Yes ladies I do look that closely. God I'm a perv. Lol. But you won't catch me. Ever. I have very good eyes. I can see them from halfway down the aisle. So when you notice me I've already looked. Ha ha. Fab. Hahaha Fab... that's why women like me have men like Mr P'... We spilt up once in the store to save time and later he tells me bout the fun he has catching men perving on me. In between times, I chat to every Tom, Dick n Harry n the occasional Sheila as well lolol... The best time to perve on panty lines, in my recent experience... is while sitting on the grass at King's Park with a girl friend after a fun lunch together. We share a bird's eye view of the city AND the joggers going by! Mmmm mmm Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'll try that. Thank god you didn't say cucumbers. I hate them. What should I look for in theirs? Bananas as well. Do I need to shop in trendy areas?? Lol. I'm out in suberbia. Where there is mainly families. Fab.
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RHP User
16 years ago
one day im gunna send all you blokes a naked pic of my arse....that way you'll never look at a womans arse again you damn bunch of perves ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (roxxy quoting Earl) roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'geturroxyoff' one day im gunna send all you blokes a naked pic of my arse....that way you'll never look at a womans arse again you damn bunch of perves ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (roxxy quoting Earl) roxxy xxx A picture of Roxys arse, yes please.
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RHP User
16 years ago
haha sorry Mrs P...im right under you and i still couldnt see for looking...haha i must be a man lol im tired lol...off to bed i think roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Pictures yes please. I could send you mine so you can join Stalky's butt appeciation society. Lol. He would be the Chairman of course. Mmmm Melbourne was about red condoms and boobs. Sydney could be about butts. Just for Stalky. Hope too see ya all there and see if Stalky is Warwick Capper. Though I have my doubts. Capper was a bit thick. Lol. Sorry Capper if you are in our cess pit. Fab.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Most of the bottoms covered or obscured. Roll on summer. Fab.
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RHP User
16 years ago
they all jiggle a little, especially when wearing a g-string
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