M64
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November 09 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Didn't even know there was a UK RHP, might have a look-see see if anyone is registered near my old address. :D
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RHP User
16 years ago
After living in and running a backpacker hostel in surfers for a year I have to say that customer69 is correct the english are hot in bed those women are amazing Probably the only reason I stayed in the job so long cos god knows it killed my liver hahaha now i only drink in english or irish pubs hoping to meet some more
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gaz, just had a look at the U.K one. They don't seem to post as much as we do!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
As far as I can remember Aussies were never spoke of with regards to their performance in the bedroom. The subjects that brought mention of Aussies are:- Fosters - LOL, you guys hate it!?- Kangaroos- Eucolyptus trees and subsequently those furry lil guys, Koala bears?- Barbeques and shrimp- Home and away & neighbours- Surfing- Ideal place to live (hence my emigration)- Hot babes
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RHP User
16 years ago
From what i could see they say bugger all. In the hot topics there were 4 posts dated this year, the rest were 2008. Slightly more in couples and girls ask, nothing this year in secret womens business!!!!!!!!! And you know who has posted there too, plus some other aussies by the look of it.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just did a search of guys aged 18-90 anywhere in the U.K, joined anytime, and there were 40 pages with 50 on each page, but only 18 were paid members!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And one of those had shifted back to Perth.
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol desserts.. it does look a bit sleepy..... but then they're not as entertaining as having you around to shake the tree.. lolz. Some of the questions are very recent..... but hey. it's fun to perve on the pommy sheilas. :p Hugs Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
Totally agree Gazz. Some sort of search thing would be good to save all the repeats. Then the posts could be fleshed out even further. Long time to have posts listed, that is if they even get listed, is a royal pain. RHP have it good atm with an active list of posters. They should listen to what we want. Freedom. Mars
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gaz, my first husband was a pom. I met him there and exported him to the land of the long white cloud. I left him there and exported myself here many moons ago!! I think I'll stick with the guys on the aussie site!!!!!!!!! LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
Wooohoooo LETS INVADE ENGLAND!!! lol...Just for one night everyone bugger off over there, start a heap of threads on the weirdest fetishes, and everyone go along and say they love it to.. better still lets make up fetishes hehehe eg axminsterphillia...people who like to get sexual enjoyment by scooting there nakey back sides across floorcoverings. thank god they have stain master now! Teehee. xx Miss Honey xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Please correct me if I'm wrong… but weren't the Puppetry of the Penis team originators a couple of Aussies? Now there's a novel variation for those popular cock shots. No reason why there can't be Puppetry of the Pussy too… though will take a lot more dexterity, as there's not an awful lot to work with. Add a few contortionist tricks, like both big toes in the aperture to form a smile, whilst revealing within, a set of Grand Ma's old false dentures, and you'll get a few "Oh my Gosh!" responses. Could also establish a whole new set of challenges for the Guinness Book of Records.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I cant view any of the posts, do I need to be a platinum member or whatever it is?
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RHP User
16 years ago
I love that idea miss honey. A raid on English forums. Lmfao. I'm in! Lol the carpet burn fetish! I read that and nearly pissed the bed. Thank fuck for morning wood. Lolz. Eunuck, even though it's your idea, i bags taking the photos for the puppetry of the labia sequence. :p Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
How bout "Dentpalsism" in honour of Jose's teefies. People that like to have oral sex with someone who's face is numb after dental surgery rotfl Open up and say Arrrghh Jose.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Funny you say that Gaz, it is getting a bit old now.Not just the repetitious topics, but the amount of personal attacks and bitching is ruining it too...Good thing the fishing is starting to pick up again...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Arrrggghhhhhhh...errr...miss_honey, ya can't put THAT in there!!!!!!!!...kangas are meant ta be left parked out the front...jose...>>>...crawls ta bathroom ta try and wipe tread marks off face...>>>
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RHP User
16 years ago
note. You can't read or post to the uk forum without clicking on their submenu first... I.e. go to rehotpie.co.uk and log in using your Aussie username, Then Click "adult forum" and then click "hot topics" submenu (for example) then choose the thread you are interested in from there. Hugs Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
Right you lot gather round. Here is the plan of attack. I will lead the attack on me Kanga, and stun them like Bambi's in headlights with me sparkle larkles. I will drop the smokin Axministerphillia to bring em out. Jose and Trish follow my lead and back me with ya posts. Hotoz you will be perimetre surveillance, and mount a defensive if any trolls attack. Desserts you drop the next clanger Dentpalsism. Mars you come in left of field and support Desserts. I expect there may be some troll poo by then, so careful where you step. They won't know what hit em by then and prob be googling frantically. Casual your our moley moley, just sit there and look pretty, ur the secret weapon if we need ya. You will also act as interpreter if they start speaking in code. eg slapper, scrubber etc etc. Gaz I call on your experience, to surprise em from the rear. Travel along the Eustacian tube, until you reach the auditory canal and then hit em with the big one "Auriclebudphillia" someone that achieves orgasms from swishing a cotton buddy in there ear. We regroup back here at 20:00 hours tomorrow evening for a debrief, and pants down fun. Right team Good Luck..."Operation Fluffy Bunny" is underway, assume positions. I'm going in........ xx Commander Honey Pot xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok change of plans, seems Gazzie and Trish have scouted already. No damage done, same attack team, I have dropped mine, follow my lead. Phew, I was being eyeballed while in there, but I was in and out on me Kanga, before they has a chance to say wtf was that blur. Right Trish ..Jose....in ya go.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Finks we have been sent a smokey. When I came back RHP has gone berserk. Everything has gone LARGE!!! And all over the place. Appears that all tables etc have disappeared and everything is listed. Very strange. OK I call Marco, if I ya can hear me or see me through all the mish mash of pics in wrong places , and other weird things, then say POLO. Marco!????
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RHP User
16 years ago
Geez Missy is coming up with an interesting scenario for the next XBox trail blazer... with bums and tits substituting for blood and guts... This role-player should make up for losing the Ashes Series. For surveillance... don't forget to locate a Stump-Cam up their Khyber Pass. Better register it soon otherwise some plagiarising bastard will pilfers it before you can say, "Gord Blimey!" Good morning all, it's now 'No panties Wednesday'... quick lets catch then with their knickers down.
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RHP User
16 years ago
i've been in there...seems the buggas are still in bed...yawn....there must be another site in the uk they are going to...jose...>>>...heads back ta bed...
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RHP User
16 years ago
You're funny!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Pretty quiet bunch over in the UK..... I did add to a couple of the posts last night around 11....they havent shown up! hmmmmmm.....Miss Honey, I think they have installed a rabbit proof fence to quell the invasion.....lol or I have been "deleted" ! ic
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RHP User
16 years ago
Desserts stop ya giggling and get in there, we are waiting for ya clanger drop. Gazzie stand down until Dessert's return, I can see ya is chomping at the bit to pounce from the rear. Geez turn me back for a little while, and it goes horribly pear shaped, finks we should have attacked Tonga as a praccie run. Oi Desserts! I know ya is still here, I can hear ya breathing...do not make me come after ya with da ruler! Now git! Hotoz fantastic border protection...no troll attacks yet...well done. Cas, just sit there and stay sexy...Gazzie leave his bum alone.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well I don't know about these damn Brits. I stormed on in there, and tried to stir them up out of their beds. i even offered them some of my dessert menu, but all to no avail. I think they have all fallen asleep on the job!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Forget the Poms.... Repetitive strain injury may be the biggest threat to Missy, as then she will not be able to hold a ruler or a willy, let alone mount any further attacks. But then Missy deserves her Brownies or Girl Guides badge for good deeds on the home front. Conveying epic and no doubt most useful advice on how to deal with undesirables. If worse come to worst... It may be a case of legs apart on your back thinking of England.... whilst someone else is delegated the task of doing the hard work.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Finkies I prefer a victory lap around the chat room on me Kanga instead. However that is premature, me is sending Gaz in with his cotton buddies. *pokes him with the Ruler*
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RHP User
16 years ago
hahahahaha....lmao.....You guys crack me up..that im in tears....time to get a tissue to dry my eyesso i can see what im typing....Ill donate my hands...with my long fingernails...lolxoxox
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yanno me finks me got the troop from Stripes. Desserts ya launched an attack on the wrong thread rotfl. *Images of Desserts in army fatigues scarring the beegeezus out of the kiddies as she kicks down the door of a local orphange instead of the army barracks next door hehe*. Finks Gaz is distracted trying to play with lil piggys bum oh ok Moley << Hottie my new recruit me is depending on ya..go in there with Dentapalsism, me is off to find where Desserts ended up, finkies will tie a rope to her waist next time lol. OMG she could be sleeping with the enemy eeeeekkk. *mounts her kanga and zips off to the UK* VROOOOOOOMMMMMMM xx Commander Honey Pot xx <<
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RHP User
16 years ago
Found Desserts....where?.... on a bloody Oz Holiday, thats where! Desserts me did not send ya to the UK for a Contiki tour, now get ya bottom in the right thread....and wipe that smirky off ya face, me will deal with ya later Missy D...AND THATS A FACT JACK! Boom Chugga Lugga
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm back online now Honey, and gunning for you and that gorgeous bewb!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mount a reverse landing to surprise them by walking backwards... they wont know if you're coming or going. Think of the distraction an army of bare backsides will cause. Then there's always the Earl's Court crowd... the enemy within the enemy... that Missy can enlist. If they're anywhere near sober enough to know the East End from the West End. As long as it does not disintegrate into drunken and disorderly poofter bashing... with the London skin heads and bikies becoming embroiled. Missy in her school uniform will go unnoticed in Parliament House, where half the members are wearing ladies underwear anyway... and that's the male members. Guy Fawkes could learn a thing or two about subterfuge... The Profumo Affair and the exploits of Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice Davies will pale into insignificance compared to the commotion Missy and her little band of antipodeans will cause.
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RHP User
16 years ago
With having a relationship whether it's sexual, casual or just friendship with a guy much older than you!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm wondering if this warmth needy Scotty is the tip of the iceberg of young sucklings seeking a nice sun tanned breast as a comforter? A highlander wanting to explore your low lands. A lad in search of a lassie to blow his pipes. Beware of his Loch Ness monster! Tell him you'll meet him on the Brig o' Doon, a bridge that crosses the River Doon, which was also the inspiration for an enchanted Scottish village that appears out of the highland mist for only one day every hundred years in the musical Brigadoon.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sorry Miss Honey, i got all excited at the prospect of being elsewhere and lost focus. I'll cut the holiday short and regroup, and take a more "professional" attitude. I'll launch another attack when I have gathered my troops!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Miss Honey has been pretty quiet, I think you guys should go look for her.*Plans his Ambush and relays message to his fellow Pom's*
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RHP User
16 years ago
Miss Honey, I rallied the troops, donned the army fatigues, only slept with one of the enemy on the way over, and tried to wake up those Brits again.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Coming to the rescue with razor, wax strips, candles, soap suds, vacolene, a stretcher and a first aid kit. Let me shave you before the paint dries... otherwise we have to rip it off with a few hurties. The candles and vacolene are in case I get distracted during the process.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Haven't seen Miss Honey for a while. I think she must have given up on me and my unprofessional attitude!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Wow what next will they put batteries in? Ladies using an electric tooth brush on their clitoris became well known when Big Brother was all the rage. I've read that women in public places also use the vibrator mode on their mobile phones for a bit of joy too. Sadly male erections tend to be a big giveaway when guys try too much in the public arena. Well if Trish is not into waxing, then candle play with dripping wax will be out of the question too I guess? The kids used to use them as the poor person's dildo before growing up and the proliferation of adult shops. Regarding Miss Honey, her boss or master has either chained her to her desk or she is lost in one of those adult shops?
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RHP User
16 years ago
can't even get in there to read anymore, let alone post, not that they had much to say lolol...How frustrating is that Trish {customer69}... you won't even be able to check in on how your threads are going... Mrs PPWeR...
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