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Board Game Inventors - the Horniest of All Nerds?

March 28 2013

This is not a thread about Little Red Engine - though I'm sure he could make some worthy contributions.It's just a humourous little observation I noticed while trying to make a quip about where a night might end up, and finding it was far harder to make it non-sexual than I had realised.I wonder if your mind went to the places I did when I thought about:Snakes and LaddersThe Game of LifeJengaConnect FourHungry Hungry HipposGuess Who?etc.(I realise they're not all 'board' games - don't be 'that guy.')

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    today Chairman of the Bored

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Says it all really

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    $10 for winning a beauty contest was a bit cheap.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    My mind often goes to sex particularly in the office. Phrases like "Sorry I am late. I was tied up in another meeting", "more bang for your buck", "Does anyone having anything to deposit", etc. but then again I guess I am just depraved. Always have been.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Now that is a good game. Yeah baby. ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    So jilted.., But I have some anecdotes..In Settlers of Catan (20 million copies sold world wide cant be wrong) you trade resources each turn.. You'll often here someone say "Have you got wood for sheep?"But my favorite. In a game of Diplomacy (the worlds oldest war game) about pre World War 1 Europe. One player is asking another player for help as they attack a third. "If I took turkey in the rear, would Greece help?"Gold I tell you!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    now that was something LREmy new assistant calls himself WOODY.lucky he is not my type of male otherwise I would from now on run around the whole day with wet pants or push him on the bench top when we go and do property condition reports and have my way with him. Now you planted something hahahahahh ohhh God

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    All the uni years changed many of the games to involve drinking, especially shot twister and jenga.A great old classic is always spin the bottle and triple D "Deviate, Dare, and Doubles"

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    'Switch' was my favourite

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I go Misere.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Strip Jack Naked

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' Strip Jack Naked or is it...? What did Jack do?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    "Battle of the Little Big Horn" (yes it really is a board game) KK

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    "Mouse Trap" ;-)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Board games are designed, not invented..Just sayin'~smiles~

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Squatter??? Or should that be squat her??- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'LittleRedEngine' So jilted.., But I have some anecdotes..In Settlers of Catan (20 million copies sold world wide cant be wrong) you trade resources each turn.. You'll often here someone say "Have you got wood for sheep?"But my favorite. In a game of Diplomacy (the worlds oldest war game) about pre World War 1 Europe. One player is asking another player for help as they attack a third. "If I took turkey in the rear, would Greece help?"Gold I tell you!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Love it. Oh Mr Engine......I did recently ask Mr Drift for his hand in marriage, but you have given me pause, should I, p'raps, be asking you ????

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    That previous comment was also meant to say....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Love it. Oh Mr Engine......I recently asked Mr Drift to marry me and be mine wife, but you have given me pause......have i acted rashly ? should, in fact, I be asking you ????

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I fucked it up. Again !!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Love it Mr E, you rock. I have just now aske Mr Drift for his hand in marriage, but you have given me pause...have I made a terrible mistake ? Are you the one ???????? II

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Finally

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Ms Peacock cops a steel pipe or a rope in the bedroom

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    It's interesting looking at people talk about games they've enjoyed playing in the past. Game's I use to enjoy in years past.But like all things, games have moved on. If you had fun playing cards or board games in the past, the Euro games that have been emerging over the last 20 years have totally revolutionized the fun.I rate games like movies. It's really rare to find someone who does not like watching "any" films? There is a film genre for nearly everyone. Board games are the same. There is nearly no such thing as a person who does not like board games.Only people who have not worked out what board game genre they like yet...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    ... think you are right. During my childhood blackouts were a regular occurrence. We played a great deal of board games. And my faves? The ones I could beat my brothers at! KK