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Birthday Presents
November 15 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
In 17 years of marriage I think I got a frypan and a dustbuster!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
That I got anything at all!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
....sounds familiar . Enjoy- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Did you "doink" him over the head with the frypan??FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
I hate surprises...Don't like them. Don't do them.I left my ex hubby right after his 40th...Does that count?He told me it was a surprise..FOXY
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Tall74nHard9
12 years ago
gotta love those Asian instructions. T.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'Did you "doink" him over the head with the frypan??FOXY Why he is my EX!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
'warm reminder'??? how thoughtful of them :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
.... I got a fck and pair of Jocks.... Both were too big for me :(
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RHP User
12 years ago
From Memory... (The birthday I mean... I THINK it was my 46th) my "long time" told me to book a room with a SPA... said she was working late, but would meet me there.. I heard her car pull up.. and heard TWO doors shut... I thought I must have been mistaken with it being her car.. then.. the knock on the door... I opened the door.... she had brought her girlfriend over....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Usually got 100 bucks to buy myself something. He really couldn't be arsed. Those instructions are a hoot! Not sure how using oil is green though.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Large bright green caterpillar and a brown bear (care bear like) that when you inserted a cassette into the bear, they sang and talked (Bear high voice and caterpillar low voice) which was amusing. The specialty was that each had a "Disney robotic spring mouth" which is so life like to watch and various other servo motorized parts moving randomly or working in unison with each other to create an interactive singing Duo. Cost in 1988 $850 US dollars.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I got yummy body paint from a very sexy lady.That was all I got for my birthday.(Oh, except for the wall to wall cocks that night ... )
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RHP User
12 years ago
Araps how it always seems to be easier to remember the bad,rather than the good...HAPPY BIRTHDAY...I hope it continues to be eggciting...eggstraordinary...eggceptional....and egregious....
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RHP User
12 years ago
The most offensive birthday gift one partner can give to another! FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Who's birthday was it? Mr or Ms Araps?? Happy Birthday :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
a new sex toy every birthday & Christmas. Really Jay Jay? 2 gifts in 17years
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RHP User
12 years ago
Happy Birthday Araps xxx
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Tall74nHard9
12 years ago
Quoting 'JayJay_66' In 17 years of marriage I think I got a frypan and a dustbuster!! Once you hit him over the head with the frypan, you could have sucked him up with the dustbuster! Tall
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RHP User
12 years ago
Let you know next week 😉 My ex was a fabulous present buyer, in fact he still buys me great gifts for birthdays and Xmas and he ensures our boys think about what they buy me too. (Sigh.....there was so much that was wonderful about that man......just not the things that were really important to me!) My lover has been talking about my birthday all week, apparently he set a reminder in his phone two weeks beforehand to give him time to organise it?? I'll be having a belated birthday with him later in the week. It will be interesting to see how well he knows me 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
And I only buy gifts for those whom I know will appreciate them. But.... I got a TIF once, which scared the bejesus out of me - damned thermals - but had so much fun it was worth the stain :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Kaleidoscope'My lover has been talking about my birthday all week, apparently he set a reminder in his phone two weeks beforehand to give him time to organise it?? That's the kind of guy I'd like to meet. I could have received the best birthday present on my 40th birthday. A very nice man was planning on taking me swimming with Great White sharks. However, he had planned the whole thing after our second date together. Second. Date. He was also in the process of arranging a holiday for us to Fiji. I had to let him go. Damn.
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RHP User
12 years ago
@JayJay & Foxy - LOL, I would have hit him over the head with the fry pan as well .... Okay, Maybe a few times just to be sure. @DG - Cheers and yes I did enjoy it lots Though I wasn't the only one !!@Ding - Happy November birthday to you too :-) My favourite is what the hell is "green expert advice" ???@Mes - I couldn't resist putting the instructions up. That's pretty intense for a second date !@Cavey - Somehow I think you might have enjoyed the 46th better than the 40th.@PM - Was wondering if the the wall of was a surprise or not ?@Freya - Thanks. Though if there was something eggceptional (lol) sexually previously, I would have certainly remembered it !!@DL - Thanks :-) btw is Mine (Mr), coming up on Wed. @MissKay - Thanks as well :-)@Kal - Will have to let us know if he does a good job selecting
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RHP User
12 years ago
How rude of me...HaPPY BirTHdaY..FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'sirlurkalot'I got a TIF once, which scared the bejesus out of me - damned thermals - but had so much fun it was worth the stain :)- Posted from rhpmobile "Please explain?"
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RHP User
12 years ago
TIF = Tax Increase Fund? Maybe Sir means it got a Tax fund..and it scared the bejesus out of him.It scared him so much he stained his thermals he was wearing?? FOXY
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madotara69
12 years ago
Last year, we got all psyched up, set up a song-list and took ourselves to the chat rooms for Tara's birthday party, we had a great time with a few in there while we cammed up and did naughty things.This year in just a few days we have something else in mind. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'TIF = Tax Increase Fund? Maybe Sir means it got a Tax fund..and it scared the bejesus out of him.It scared him so much he stained his thermals he was wearing?? FOXYand I'm even more confused??????????????????
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RHP User
12 years ago
How rude and offensive is it when partner forgets birthday??I think Birthdays are special days..FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was only guessing that's what Sir got for his birthday.AND I'm a brunette..LOLI have no idea either.FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
A surgical procedure done to help stop chronic heartburn and acid reflex.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Can whisper what devious idea you have planed. Your secret is safe ;-) Oh and lurk, I too have no idea what you mean ???- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I will buy you some new thermals for your next birthday.FOXY
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madotara69
12 years ago
Mado, Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Mado, Tara xx Have fun
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RHP User
12 years ago
The big bunch of beautiful flowers arrived today...... Hmmmm.....if he's going to celebrate the day all week who am I to complain?- Posted from rhpmobile
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Tall74nHard9
12 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' I think Birthdays are special days..FOXYSo do I Foxxy. In fact on my birthday I give everyone the day off - just coz I'm nice. Tall
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RHP User
12 years ago
If my birthday was on a public holiday.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I know a few posters that have their birthdays coming up real soon. There's a few saggi's who post. :) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Give me the day off every day! pretty please... :) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
A TIF is a Trial Introductory Flight. It's a hands on joy flight aimed at enticing people to take up flying. The thermals aren't pj's either lol. They're pockets of warm air that usually rise up from the ground thanks to the concrete, buildings, etc. they make the plane all sorts of awesome tricks all on their own lol Wake turbulence is another fun thing to endure :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ahahahaha!!! How wrong we were. Sounds like fun!
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RHP User
12 years ago
OMG! That's made my night!Thanks for clearing that up SIR Lurk.Had me thinking for a while what it was.Oh well, you'll be getting new thermals next birthday anyways. LOLZFOXYPS_ Good to hear it was not a medical condition...phew!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Love those sort of presents... a present shared :) I love other peoples birthdays and hate mine.Used to do the combo for my partner of flowers, dinner, something sparkly and something naughty.Last year my wife gave me a "Dear John" for her birthday which was unique.This year was a hoot, even my parents forgot my birthday.
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RHP User
12 years ago
My sexy wife fulfilled a wish of mine, to have an Asian lady. A birthday 3 years ago she hired an Asian escort and my wife watched while I bonked her brains out. Thank you my sexy girl.xoxoxo
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RHP User
12 years ago
Now that's a Surprise Love the remote We need more Spontaneity like that in our lives - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Got a delightful surprise present from one of my BFF's.... Not a bday one - it was a thank you gift! She had arranged a girly weekend away for the two of us in a hotel to get pampered. Walked to the best suite of the hotel overlooking the harbour to find my incredibly sexy FB lying across the king size bed with a bottle of champagne.... She handed me a 'bag of goodies' & left us to it! Needless to say him & I spent the weekend exploring the bag of goodies & waking up the neighbours xoxo
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Tall74nHard9
12 years ago
Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY'Give me the day off every day! pretty please... :) FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile If I can rub your belly, you never know what could happen..hehe Tall
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is it your birthday yet?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' Is it your birthday yet? Is on Wednesday thanks Mes
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RHP User
12 years ago
It was the first NBO I ever went to for my 40th ... ...It was, and it wasn't a surprise!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'paint_me' It was the first NBO I ever went to for my 40th ... ...It was, and it wasn't a surprise! NBO ???
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RHP User
12 years ago
Nude Bi Orgy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'paint_me'Nude Bi Orgy Are there clothed bi orgies? But I guess it would have to be called a nude bi orgy, otherwise the acronym would simply be B.O. And who's going to an orgy with B.O.?
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RHP User
12 years ago
My wonderful darling Rabia treated me to my first threesome for my birthday this year. That didn't work out very well so what did she do.. Organise another one the very next night! I've found a keeper! Well that was our first dip in these waters and six months later... We are closer to each other than ever and we're having better communication and better sex than ever before. And thank you to our special friends for being part of this wonderful adventure.
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Tall74nHard9
12 years ago
the day has arrived... Happy Birthday and may the following year find you in good health and bring you good fortune. Tall
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' the day has arrived... Happy Birthday and may the following year find you in good health and bring you good fortune. Tall Cheers Tall :-)
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