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Best msg typo competition

January 01 2013

I'm expecting the ladies to have the lion's share of material to choose from here but I am curious to see how long it will take to beat a recent cracker I received:A gentleman told me that his cock is inbred. English isn't his first language I don't think and I have no idea which positive attribute he meant to convey, but sadly, just left of the mark!So, any unintentionally funny messages found their way into your inboxes lately? (Just to be clear I'm not starting another thread criticising lazy or poor English. Entries to be eligible in this thread can't just be spelled incorrectly, they also have to be hilarious! )

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jenniecruising

13 years ago

"Can you tell me where you shit so I can roll in it"

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RHP User

13 years ago

sent me a contact request on another site.His face pic was either taken twenty years ago or he was twenty years old.When I queried him he said..''well yr the dirty girl that answered me''...for some reason I found that amusing...nice to see you back Slips

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RHP User

13 years ago

Called a DIRTY MORAN BITCH. Now, I've watched Underbelly and read a fair bit about the Moran family. I think I'd rather be a moron.

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RHP User

13 years ago

Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Called a DIRTY MORAN BITCH. Now, I've watched Underbelly and read a fair bit about the Moran family. I think I'd rather be a moron. ROTFL.....

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RHP User

13 years ago

Having a chat with a 26yr old guy who asked where i lived, when i told him i was 160km from perth he replied that it was a bit far to ride his skateboard...

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RHP User

13 years ago

Quoting 'mexoxo' Having a chat with a 26yr old guy who asked where i lived, when i told him i was 160km from perth he replied that it was a bit far to ride his skateboard... Ha! Wonderful. When I read "160 km from Perth" I thought that was going to go a different way, I thought he might've Googled a map of WA and replied, "You're a liar, that puts you in the middle of the Indian Ocean!"

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RHP User

13 years ago

he may have also thought that you were a couch potato

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RHP User

13 years ago

Now that would've been interesting

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