Best line from a RHP profile?

March 17 2011

I just nearly fell off my office chair laughing when I happened to come across this profile in My Stream. The best part:Also interested in meeting fit and healthy and NON PUSHY couples. And that means if the guy is "Bi" he cannot and will not get to insert his whanger up my arse. And that also covers "straight" guys in a couple situation who suddenly have a gay conversion on the road to Damascus and end up bi....then it's "bye-bye". Anyhoo, anyone else come across a profile of amusement? No usernames please (in case the person gets freaked out by the views) but maybe share the best line out of it?

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Oops sorry you said no names...my bad . Ok seriously though this one caught my attentiona while ago and I still rmember it...just brilliant: . I've got soft, smooth feet and soles and i love them to be licked and sucked all over. Its a huge turn on! I love to look after my feet and keep them nice and clean, iv never had anyone do it but i would love for someone to enjoy them all over.. . And the pics are also seriously good!!! . Kisses Focus

  • playfulminx

    playfulminx

    15 years ago

    That's a foot fetish alright :D I guess usernames are ok if they are forum regulars... Just hate for some random person to suddenly get perved on for no apparent reason :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    what i thought we just looked at the pictures

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    by mentioning there profile name arn't you just giving them free advertisment which could lead to something they want? Just a question nothing more :) wagga_pair

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    You mean apart from ALL of Roxxys and RCFlyers profiles right?? you cant name me and my great profile....wagga is right someone might look in and you KNOW thats what i want but i did go look at RCs...damn funny shit, it does look familiar though so im wondering if the same person wrote his that wrote mine hehehe...she is great hahaha RC, i think im the girl your looking for babe message me lol but back to topic...sorry playfulminx....i dont really look in peoples profiles but i did catch one from a gorgeous bloke but he wanted marriage so i kinda turned off hahaha, but hey you may as well put what you want up front lol roxxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Wagga Pair, what is wrong with helping people to find what they are looking for???? i'm of the opinion that we are all looking for something and if we don't find it here then we will move on and look somewhere else. If that happens then RHP will have no real purpose, so i would suggest that you should be happy to help people find what they want...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'funcd' Wagga Pair, what is wrong with helping people to find what they are looking for???? i'm of the opinion that we are all looking for something and if we don't find it here then we will move on and look somewhere else. If that happens then RHP will have no real purpose, so i would suggest that you should be happy to help people find what they want...Pretty sure that is what they were getting at mate, you're both on the same side here... Friendly fire lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'TassieRose' You mean apart from ALL of Roxxys and RCFlyers profiles right?? you cant name me and my great profile....wagga is right someone might look in and you KNOW thats what i want but i did go look at RCs...damn funny shit, it does look familiar though so im wondering if the same person wrote his that wrote mine hehehe...she is great hahaha RC, i think im the girl your looking for babe message me lol but back to topic...sorry playfulminx....i dont really look in peoples profiles but i did catch one from a gorgeous bloke but he wanted marriage so i kinda turned off hahaha, but hey you may as well put what you want up front lol roxxy Yours was the inspiration - I just changed a few things around.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'funcd' Wagga Pair, what is wrong with helping people to find what they are looking for???? i'm of the opinion that we are all looking for something and if we don't find it here then we will move on and look somewhere else. If that happens then RHP will have no real purpose, so i would suggest that you should be happy to help people find what they want...Pretty sure that is what they were getting at mate, you're both on the same side here... Friendly fire lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    You are very much correct unholymatrimony

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    rcflyer69 I just went and peeked, and PMSL I LOVE the bit about slapping yourself across the face for talking to other women!!!!!!! and wanting a woman to break the last of your spirit ohohohhhhhooo too funny gawd and dont get me started on the ab pic......I nearly fell off the damn chair!! . . I haven't come across any funnier ones than those but what I would LOVE to see in a man's profile is the old turn around from the saying about a woman....... A gentleman on the arm, but a dirty/filthy man whore in the bedroom. That would give me giggles for months

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    This site is a joke sometimes..........look at our profile ?? Right, your blocked....Got red hair ?? Right, your blocked......Have a life outside of this site ???....Right your blocked......Single guy with a sex drive ??? Right your blocked....Lmao Get a life, lighten up !!! i thought that was the best id seen in a while...the whole profile is funny as, sarcasm at its best lol they arent in the forums so i wont give the couples name...but funny shit lol roxxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'TassieRose' This site is a joke sometimes..........look at our profile ?? Right, your blocked....Got red hair ?? Right, your blocked......Have a life outside of this site ???....Right your blocked......Single guy with a sex drive ??? Right your blocked....Lmao Get a life, lighten up !!! i thought that was the best id seen in a while...the whole profile is funny as, sarcasm at its best lol they arent in the forums so i wont give the couples name...but funny shit lol roxxy So they blocked you then?