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Best ever words or phrases

August 13 2010

What are some of your favorite sayings or phrases when it comes to sex words. I'm looking for hidden meanings or code words where they have a double meaning.For me itsLawn Mower : Lawn Mowers use two stroke oil/fluids and I love the "grass cutting" reference (which in itself is on my list). I call someone who is easily satisfied a Lawn Mower cause two strokes and they're done.Pork Bong is strait out of Rodney Rude and just another reference for oral sexRhino : Male equivalent of a Cougar - Thick wrinkly skin and always hornyWhat else makes you laugh

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RHP User

15 years ago

heres a good one for you, go smoke a winfield pink. (as in go suck a cock) love the rhino! fkn gold!

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RHP User

15 years ago

"the Lady Garden".........personal bits and far far away in a in a long distant thread who was it that said........ "May all your men be kinda suprises.............and have an animal hidden inside " ??Roxy......or was it spike ?? LOL Loved it !! sorry not really referring to sexy bits.....just damn funny

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RHP User

15 years ago

a common one with my mates is "having quiet time" which means masterbation. :)

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RHP User

15 years ago

Spit roast, is a favourite of mine(mfm) threesome reference for the unimformed. then there is the "dirty sanchez" or the" deepheat double jacket"

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RHP User

15 years ago

One from the US " Set of lips that could suck start a Harley"Gotta love it

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RHP User

15 years ago

Well, well, well three holes in the ground, what an interesting topic.Love the "winfield pink" one. Anyway must go, starving for a feed, could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck. mr easy

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totallygenuine

15 years ago

bare back= unprotected sex.

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RHP User

15 years ago

We use the word "maths" for discussing double penetration. You know, 2 into 1. C xx

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RHP User

15 years ago

The things I have learned since moving to Australia... | A wombat...eats roots and leaves. Time efficient, mission accomplished, I am happy to do the dishes if I have cooked and you avoid that dreaded moment in the morning when you realize you both have....morning breath! | A postage stamp...lick them, stick them and send the on their way. Nearly identical to the wombat, you just save the time and expense of preparing the meal...or noticing just how much it does cost at a fine restaurant earlier in the evening! | It goes down hill from here...so I shall avoid any further decline in altitude. I would not want to hit the floor here...I am sure it has been cleaned in some time. | Maybe they need a Hoover, the vacuum than can oppss...

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RHP User

15 years ago

Here a a couple that have tickled our fancy a few times: "Snow skiing" - a pole in each hand. "down for maintenance" - for that time of the month "air tight" - for 3 men and a lady MR SRFUN

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RHP User

15 years ago

up on stumps for the time of the month

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RHP User

15 years ago

Similar to the winfield pink,...smokin pole as in "Have you been smokin any pole lately" Also have always loved phrase "goin for the growl"' or "growling her out". Charming i know. Mrs

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