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Best and Worst posts 2009......... lets decide.
December 26 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Devine45, mynameonurlips and heymumma would have to be the most intelligent and kewlest bitches on Rhp. I adore their posts and their fuck you attitude. Adorable. Those three vixens have got it all together in my opinion. Hugs Jill
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RHP User
16 years ago
Favourite post of the year. Favourite reply to a posted topic for the year Worst topic post for the year Worst reply to a posted topic for the year. The Heros of the forum. Favourite posters. The villian's (no defaming, no not even him) What you never want to be posted again. Funiest post or reply.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ooooops pressed the stupid button.... try again Fav Post : Tams Erotic stories...I had way too much fun in that thread and was all nice and happy and meant to bring smiles to peoples faces Fav reply: Ummm well lots from the depression thread as people were honest and just blew me away telling their personal stories. Mwahs to ya all. I thinkies ya is all fantastic. Worst topic: Well if it is worst, me wouldnt bother with it and prob skimmed over it or wouldnt bother to read it. Worst reply: Same as previous..not worth mentioning. Heroes: ??? I dont think there are any heros in here, or it starts to become like what peeps say the chat rooms are. Perhaps personalites may be a better word (if that is what u meant). I think every one is valuable in their opinion providing it is nice and not trying to stir up trouble, whether u post once or ur a regular. Fav posters: Eunuch makes me laugh and he is wonderful to tease, and me likeys how he follows Missy's adventures :). Again to take it away from the regulars who will prob get popular mentions but me knows me loves em or me wouldnt be frolicking with em, I think the ones in the depression thread that posted as there was a lot of first time posters there and was a wonderful thing to see. Villians: Pfft not worth mentioning , just opening it up to spoil a good thread. Finks this question should be scrapped, or me is going to find a rock to hide behind before the forum erupts into a slinging match. Not want posted again: Another Hi I am ..... who is up for fun type post. Funniest post or reply: Well there is lots and lots...have to thinkies if i have a fav out of those. How bout changing the worst and villians ones to best feelgood post, changes for the forums or most original post, something more chipper for this time of the year. What do ya think? Me likies this post tis nice and interactive for all to share. Hope you had a great Christmas Looking. xxMiss Honeyxx << who had the best Christmas ever.
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RHP User
16 years ago
In the spirit of the festive season I am going to combine my personal favorite and funniest post, For me it was....customer69's " Who has the best bum on this site" intrigued & curious *giving a cheeky slap on the butt to all who bared theirs for our enjoyment*
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ahh, Jill, you are without a doubt one of the bravest RHP contributers! Didn't see that on the list so hows about we add it? ms honey: mouse rot??...LOLOL...gawd I love this forum, not laughed so much since I waxed my ultra macho EX partners "what do women complain about...waxing doesnt hurt!" oh so lovely and soft crack, back and sack... That reminds me..I wonder if his bits have healed yet?...LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
but the "best bum" and "professionals" threads deserve awards for something - the latter is still making people chuckled on and off the forums.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thanks Honey after re reading my intial list I thinks the same! Villians: Lets remove it !!!!! Don't want to start slanging matches lets be nice in the sandpit! Hero's - means your - favourite words of wisdom come from! So lets add :- Best feel good post? - Best original post? - ok go for it kiddies!
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOL myname took me a while to figure out what the hell mouse rot was. I had "bloody mouse ROTFL..not rot" The mouse had fallen off me knee and when i caught it...it had accidently posted the first post of mine. Geez dont make me thin again...it hurts after Christmas teehee. xx Miss Honey xx <<
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RHP User
16 years ago
when you waxed him did you use wax or superglue Wayne
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RHP User
16 years ago
2009 has been a real bitch of a year. I'm really very glad it is coming to an end. At least this forum has been a reasonable distraction... well, at times it has been. The fun part is that people play off one another and it is the banter rather than any individual that makes this place zing. Pro_guy
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RHP User
16 years ago
Profound apologies for making you think Miss Honey...being on holidaze , thinking is the LAST thing on my mind too. Besides. Id much rather use my brain for good (not evil) ergo: picturing u dancing in ur undies...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Definately wax...one of those heat it @ home kits..man...that was FUN 'sigh'... thanks for the superglue idea tho....wanna be my lab rat?...lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
First of all thanks Jill,,, thumbs up to youMrs Peachy gets my best poster,, I dont always agree with her but she makes me think and thinking can often change a long held opinion , so thanksfor that Mrs xxxxEunuch for the sheer volune of words pumped out Gaz for variety and his wonderful open attitude to all things sexual xx hurry backcouple nasties, they know who they are I guess, i just hope they get on their brooms and fly up their own asses HAHA no im not that lucky so ignoring them is good Over all tho I give thanks for the variety , the laughs and the freinds I have made from the forumsOh must make added thanks for the dude from QLD, cant think of his name but my god im so glad a neanderthal man still exists, he cracks me up every time with that god awul redneck mind HAHAcheers dev xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Just wish I had Mrs P's search skills as the dear lady can find anything in these forums. There was a great post by Viking Bitch… which started out very ordinary but then descended into no end of frivolity as almost everyone cracked funnies. Then there was Viking's turkey story… a classic. A collage of Mutual and Hagar the Horrible's best would be a great treat. A collage of Miss Honey's clever but silly replies would be something special too. Not to mention Missy's many imaginative adventures. A collage of Mrs P's best quotes is worthy of framing. The fights between Mutual and the chap who wears the knight's helmet were legendary. So much good stuff… which sadly is lost if one cannot locate it...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Maybe a forum post of old classics would be a good idea... if they are all archived somewhere????
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RHP User
16 years ago
Eunuch. No forum post should ever be deleted. All those carefully chosen words wiped like the proverbail. Not cool at all hey? Mars
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RHP User
16 years ago
U saying me is a vilian, come ere ya going to get a smacky from me ruler. I do agree some are hard to find... I think RHP have culled quite a lot. Tis the time of the year when me writes me annual funny poem of the years events, but couldnt find any of the previous ones. Tis nice to look at to see how Missy's adventures have progressed over the last couple of years, and I never kept a copy of the post. I think just a random selection were kept for previous years when the new format came in, especially the earlier years. xx Miss Honey xx << flexing her ruler
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RHP User
16 years ago
I don't believe any of the past posts have gone at all, I have never had trouble finding one when I've looked for it... I'll be back lol... Mrs P
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RHP User
16 years ago
Me thinks Missy is smack happy... worst as school was copping it from a steel ruler... now they could leave a mark. Like a knife side on. Reminds me of the good headmaster and the bad deputy head... or should I say sadistic. He made a point with his own nephew who was one of the nicest chaps in school... but for something so insignificant I cant remember... he got out his cane and gave the lad a thrashing... just to show he could. In comparison Missy's stories here are more likely to leave one feeling all warm and fuzzy, with wishful if not naughty thoughts. Ever so grateful if you can unearth some of those gems Mrs P. xxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
There was a great post by Viking Bitch… which started out very ordinary but then descended into no end of frivolity as almost everyone cracked funnies.Let me know if this is the one you mean @ http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Thought-For-the-Day-23532Then there was Viking's turkey story… a classic.This looks likely lolol @ http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Turkeys-16797A collage of Mutual and Hagar the Horrible's best would be a great treat. The fights between Mutual and the chap who wears the knight's helmet were legendary.I think Mutual changed his profile name and though I read through all Hagar's threads, I couldn't find any posts on them by Mutual, so wonder if he deleted his profile... and consequently all his posts... below are all the threads I could find by Hagar @http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/smart-fella-or-fart-smella-23793http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/good-greif-i-liked-it-23838http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Aint-summer-fully-sick-22989http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/oo-bugga-me-theres-a-chook-on-me-dick-22600http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Farters-day-22448http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/farewell-all-you-fukkas-22345http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Aint-life-a-great-fukkin-thing-20821http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/channel-9-news-Fan-club-20782http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/bad-boy-19247http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/The-older-i-getthe-better-i-was-18304A collage of Miss Honey's clever but silly replies would be something special too. Not to mention Missy's many imaginative adventures.Just a couple of the best ones that come immediately to mind @http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Kinky-stories-herestep-right-up-24701 http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Sensory-Depravation-25486A collage of Mrs P's best quotes is worthy of framing.Gotta love flattery! Below is all I have to offer considering I deleted all our old posts and threads with the Peachypear profile and it takes too long to go into threads for individual quotes lolol tho who knows, I might decide it's worth it when I have finished my current venture...http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Dont-let-the-bed-bugs-bite-P-25873 http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Hugs-25324 http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Its-Official-SEX-IS-GOOD-FOR-YOU-25969 http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/NEW-YEARS-Resolution-25871 So much good stuff… which sadly is lost if one cannot locate it... At the very least... a thread and/or profile name search would simplify finding things to no end in my opinion. Hugs... Mrs P'PS: looking2try3... I promise I will be back with a proper post, it's just eunuch's request tied in with what something I have been putting together...
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RHP User
16 years ago
first of all thanks to jill xxxMost favourite poster is Mrs peachypear, not some one i always agree with but some one that makes me think and gives me another take on things xxxGaz for variety and the sheer balls to be as open as he was, missing you gazEunuch for sounding like he has swallowed a dictionary :)The freedom of speech for letting me post at times controversial posts, when the original write was obviously only wanting consenting opinionsthe man from tullamarine, (name slips me) for being such an awesome redneck LOL,,,keep them coming mate Couple of nasties,moving right along Anyway good luck to all that made me smile in 2009,, may you all get what you want in 2010Dev xxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
It's got me stumped how you do it though? The Viking post http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/Thought-For-the-Day-23532 Sadly only seems to be the first page? Many of the replies were most inventive.... There ought to be a RHP best of forums book.... Thank you kindly for all that effort.... I wonder how many needed a change of undies after reading Hagar's gems :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Dear Ms Devine, I'm puzzled why people question the use of more than two syllable words? In fact the youth now communicate via codes… even texting is abbreviated to TXT. Some don't even articulate ideas? But then there are very intelligent people here who jest with the language… and make it very entertaining. Even create their own words or unique spelling. I guess it depends how vulgar people want to be. Nothing wrong with talking dirty during sex if it serve a purpose. Also found women who like the common names for their anatomy… like cunt. Then there's those who are so pretentious that you would think they are royalty. But even Prince Charles talks dirty to Carmilla… remember his desire to be her tampon. Anyway if I keep typing this will become a self fulfilling prophesy... Mmmmm always fascinated by your legs and where they lead… but also puzzled by you search for a man with small hands? Is that so he may fit into your gardening gloves? Sorry for hijacking the topic...
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RHP User
16 years ago
feel free, i,t like any post is worth hijacking.i do not condem you for using words of more than 2 syllables, i commend you in fact , for having a wide vocabulary :)people who can and do play with words will always have my highest regard.This was a compliment, take it in the manner it was given , there may not be another ;)The reason for small hands has been well and truly fulfilled and very soon I shall be having another item from my to do list up there.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm sure Miss Devine will correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe she was intimating there was anything wrong with 'sounding like you swallowed a dictionary', hence the :) at the end ;) I actually find it quite refreshing to be able to read a post and understand it *giggle*...oh, I'm showing my age now, aren't I?! Eunuch...I may not always agree with what you have to say, but I love that you get me to think. As for people....wow, there are way too many people and without each and every one of them then the big kids sandpit just wouldn't be the same. Special mention to Nev...he always makes me giggle. Mrs P for everything that she is to this place. Trish...for constantly changing her profile pic so I'm constantly perving at her. SalAndy for putting it out there and sharing their stories. Treads...well, I love them all :D
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RHP User
16 years ago
I don't really want to single out a particular poster, everyone who contributes is special. What would the Forums be without the diverse range of opinions/posters and writing styles that abound here!We have the super serious posters, the toungue in cheek posters, the ludicrous speed posters, The shit stirrers , The masters of the one liner commentary, the comedians, The lets shoot ourselves in the foot brigade. The storytellers.Iam sure i have been all of the above at one stage or another!And you know what (Ruddy speak again) I kinda like the way that lots of people bounce off each other, and the friendly banter, cause not only does it make it a great day in the sandpit, but it makes it a tangibile community, not just a Forum!So thank you one and all ! and Sonsie it makes me smile to hear that someone enjoys some of my work.Last but not least big thanks to Mrs P' Mayoress of the Sandpit and Minister of Archives and information.Cheers Nev Just one of the many of the Bucket and spade brigade!
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RHP User
16 years ago
for posters, i always enjoyed reading what people had to say...from guys:...gazza, nev, salandandy, pups, and timtam brought smiles to me face...as for da sheilas...sheesh...dead heat between...honey, mrspeachy, trish, heymumma, sonsie, missbj, petite, curious...aww...heck...luved ya all...mmmmm...oh to be in a room with all those sheilas at once and just me....omg, omg,omg.....eeekkkk...me finks i might break sumfink...giggling....and blushing...big hugs and luvs ya all ta bits...cheersjose....
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RHP User
16 years ago
comeandgetme68, have you no shame, You floozy....lolTo take on all those ladies by yourself, turn around so i can pin a medal on your chest. Cheers Nev who knows his limits
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RHP User
16 years ago
What a wonderful blast from the past... and how our community has changed since then. Dont frequent chat anymore but do wonder what's happened to Zippyapples... I understand they split and last heard that Giggles and Miss Honey were getting up to mischief. Then there was the delightful Christina of Alpaca fame, the bubbly and ever smiling Cherub, Sweet Suzie from Gin Gin, Girl_Anachronism and VertiGA (wonder if they are still a couple) and lots lots more. Viking seems very quiet in the forums as do her madcap missing in action men friends Mutual and Hagar. We need a special gold coin struck to commemorate Mrs P's marvellous efforts resurrecting these wonderful gems from the past.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Here ya go Eunuch will fill ya in on where everyone is. Zips/Giggs has made a short and brief appearance prior to Chrissy, and is still her mischievious self. Cheroob is me finks who u are finking of, correct me if I got the wrong one, is still about and very happy with her new grand kiddy. Tina has a new business with her hubby which has antisocial hours and noooooo nuffin like that hehehe, one of the peeps i dearly miss from RHP but can still get to see her. Havent seen Suz and no idea where she disappeared to as I disappeared for a while myself. GA announced she is engaged last time she popped her head in. (Aunty) VB is in love. xxMiss Honeyxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Great to hear the news... which sounds all good. Yes Cheroob is the dear lady... soldiering on with her crook back... but expect as fun loving as ever. I assume GA is engaged to Vert? Recall her having an asthma scare in the chat room causing much concern at the time. Nice to hear that VB is in love... with I expect the same computer youthful gent of a couple of years ago? If its the same abode she'll never need to worry about global warming melting the icecaps as the hills folk will not get their feet wet... I would be more worried about raging bush fires and a lack of water. She needed a goat or sheep to eat the long veldt grass and wild oats. Offered to come up with my flame thrower on a damp day... but the garden would not look pretty afterwards. Suz was a bit despondent the last time I chatted, so hope she is okay.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Nup not Verts.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Favourite post of the year.Once upon a time I would have picked 'Searching for Buggalugz' lol, but at this point I would definitely agree with intriguedcurious and sydneyboy3au about Trish's (aka customer69) bum thread. A 'cheeky' thread that had and still has RHPers baring all for our benefit lol. Favourite posters.For the sake of brevity I'm going to quote...Sonsie... there really are too many people and without each and every one of them then the big kids sandpit just wouldn't be the same.' We all play our unique part and everyone is worthy of a special mention of some sort. and Nev... I don't really want to single out a particular poster, everyone who contributes is special.What would the Forums be without the diverse range of opinions/posters and writing styles that abound here!We have the super serious posters, the toungue in cheek posters, the ludicrous speed posters, The shit stirrers , The masters of the one liner commentary, the comedians, The lets shoot ourselves in the foot brigade. The storytellers.So many new catagories I'd want to introduce to be able to mention the many RHPers that stand out in the forums! Sorry I do not have more to add to this threadUmmm, wow! Thanks to everyone for all your lovely comments... I really do appreciate hearing them!eunuch... you too can have the search skills I do! All you need firstly is to want to lol. A good (long term) memory after searching the annals so often. Patience. Then have the fantastic fluke of your glasses falling on your keyboard and push 2 buttons at the same time (Ctrl & f), to find me the best search window that saves me a huge amount of time lol. Well, in a way, you'll know what I mean by that soon enough. The WA forums where we would find the characters you are talking about are full of gems... there's something about us sandgropers, that's for sure ;-)Hugs... Mrs P' PS: Miss Honey... I wondered if you started threads for your Christmas writings cos I sure can't find anything under your current profile name of that sort in the WA or Adult forums? Strange, maybe you are right and they have culled.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Pffttt to your misguided guess about my dear Sir, you couldn't be further from the truth. Surely you would know that in the end, a Lady should be partnered by a true Gentleman, and so I am. It would be too sick making for me to wax lyrical about him, but just know that he keeps me on my toes and is well able to deal with me in ways I never thought anyone would dare!!!As for the Hills, I'm shortly to become a lowlander, we could say in the foothills area.Nice to know someone still remembers me lol. Take care mate.VB xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
Remember you fondly even though you used to get pissed off with my stirring :) Glad that you're now a most a happy chappy... and assuming it be with the bearded gent who writes romantic poetry ?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yep, that would be the one, maybe if you're nice, one day I'll tell you the stories behind the poetry. The man is a genius.
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RHP User
16 years ago
A while back I was reading the poetic exchanges between you in the forums... and must admit the connection was like two musicians playing in harmony. Will reply more by message... Meanwhile belated best wishes for the festive season for you and yours... Expect you will have thrown the GPS away by now and be full bottle on navigating the districts? Kindest regards to you both xxxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well let me also give you a pat on the back Mrs P, you sure were helpful , nicely pointed out..cheers :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' Laughs aplenty, hope you enjoy them. Hugs... Mrs P you Mrs P I may take a peek at that search function though before hand I will take a look as some mentioned I know I go of track, sometimes jump in with two feet not thinking of the consequences just what is in my head at the time though I fear it does the Op and or the forum little justice or for that matter the readers and other posters I have probably just learnt the most valuable lesson within this post I only hope I abide by it or at least try too (in a good way) I do appreciate the light you have put on many things and its gentle glow that lights up the ceilings as well as the walls not just the floor H
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RHP User
14 years ago
I havent been here for months ........ and then open up forums and there I am - ahhh it works in wonderful ways.Brae
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RHP User
11 years ago
with that wonderful timing that is not in my control
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