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Be Kind, Be Sensitive, Go On... I Dare You.
October 18 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
Turned to the woman next to him and said "I have a million dollars cash in this breifcase...would you give me a blow job for it?" The young, attractive woman thought for a minute then replies.. "Yes I will" The man takes out his wallet and slaps a five dollar note on the counter and says.. "Well will you fuck me for a fiver?" The woman drew herself back, a horrified look came on her face and she said.. "Dont be disgusting. What do you think I am?" "Well Lady", the man replied, 'I thought we had established that and were just haggling over the price" l l Nicky my sweet...of course you are worth wooing. There is a nut for every shell. You just havent found your shell yet.... you nut. I am still looking for my nut and when I do, I am still unsure as to what price I would put on my single state. Being "ME" has now become so ingrained that to give all the perks of single life away would be difficult...not impossible though and I would....willingly......for the right nut! l I dont want expensive bunches of flowers, it is nice yes but roses die. I like to dine out occassionally yes but just as happy cooking a meal at home or even better having a man cook for me. I even dont mind helping with the washing up. I dont (and never have) needed the security of a wedding ring. I am more than capable of paying my own way, paying my own bills. l Baby if you think a blowjob is as simple as a woman opening her mouth...you have been hanging with the wrong girls and I think I put a little more effort into a fuck than just opening my legs. Never could get the hang of being a starfish. l Oh, not all women with unfertilised egg sacs are crazy. Some are relatively sane...by comparison.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Your a wise woman fionabee and all you say is true To Nick all I can say, is I note in your last few lines of your post that you have yet to be in love....trust me, it will all change when you meet that someone that will completely and utterly rock your world ..and you will....its just that there is nearly 7 billion people in the world rite now, so it takes a little bit of sifting... Sex is sex...and yes we all have our motives.....whatever they may be..it is best not to judge....but love...ah what would we all be without it ?....note our greatest plays, the best books, the most memorable songs are about love...and no man is meant to be without it... We must get our hearts broken sometimes. This is a good sign, having a broken heart. It means we have tried for something..........
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RHP User
14 years ago
If they put her in that painting I might dig her up just to slap her rotten little ratty-face.I think flowers are lame, just FYI, and I buy the condoms too. Thank god you're wrong about that or I'd be worried I'm giving blowjobs wrong too ;)xx Sarah
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14 years ago
Lets see who bites at this post ?? Dont read your post again it will only frustrate you more !!
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14 years ago
Quoting 'fionabee' Turned to the woman next to him and said "I have a million dollars cash in this breifcase...would you give me a blow job for it?" The young, attractive woman thought for a minute then replies.. "Yes I will" The man takes out his wallet and slaps a five dollar note on the counter and says.. "Well will you fuck me for a fiver?" The woman drew herself back, a horrified look came on her face and she said.. "Dont be disgusting. What do you think I am?" "Well Lady", the man replied, 'I thought we had established that and were just haggling over the price" l l Nicky my sweet...of course you are worth wooing. There is a nut for every shell. You just havent found your shell yet.... you nut. I am still looking for my nut and when I do, I am still unsure as to what price I would put on my single state. Being "ME" has now become so ingrained that to give all the perks of single life away would be difficult...not impossible though and I would....willingly......for the right nut! l I dont want expensive bunches of flowers, it is nice yes but roses die. I like to dine out occassionally yes but just as happy cooking a meal at home or even better having a man cook for me. I even dont mind helping with the washing up. I dont (and never have) needed the security of a wedding ring. I am more than capable of paying my own way, paying my own bills. l Baby if you think a blowjob is as simple as a woman opening her mouth...you have been hanging with the wrong girls and I think I put a little more effort into a fuck than just opening my legs. Never could get the hang of being a starfish. l Oh, not all women with unfertilised egg sacs are crazy. Some are relatively sane...by comparison. My... two-bits' worth is probably inflammatory, here, so I will stay out of it other than to say "what she said"The most significant relastionships in my life have all been ones I've had to work for. I guess you could say "I did the wooing". But hey, that's what cherry-picking is all about, is it not? Choose the best then go for it.As I do not wish to be accused of being a sanctimonious cunt, I'll leave that, there
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RHP User
14 years ago
I wonder if I can get my cunt sanctified? Maybe it'd give me an 'in' with the hot-as-fuck mormon missionary guys at the end of my street.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Why are mormons so darn cute in that fresh soapy clean kind of way? Dont you just want to see how dirty they can be? If Only same thing could be said about my old Jehovah man that comes by invariably with one of his daughters,to try and woo me to the light side. Im too polite to tell him he's so got his work cut out for him..if only he'd let just let his daughter try...at least Id let her in the door...might even try and show her some of my etchings.... Quoting 'MissSarahCurious' I wonder if I can get my cunt sanctified? Maybe it'd give me an 'in' with the hot-as-fuck mormon missionary guys at the end of my street.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Seriously, Nick, I appreciate your finer qualities, really I do, but FOR FUCK'S SAKE lighten up!If you look for the Black Lining on every cloud, you're just constantly going to get pissed on.No, life might not "give" you sunshine and rainbows and butterflies all the goddamn time, but it doesn't give you feces, urine and pestilence all the goddamn time either. You CHOOSE to see the shadows, not the light tht casts them. You CHOOSE glass half empty, you CHOOSE to be a pessimistic sonofabitch.*ragequit*
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RHP User
14 years ago
Here’s what we’ve established so far, feel free to make any corrections though. a) I am worth wooing b) I am evidently nuts c) I am alone d) Fiona has found Quality time with a CEO who may or may not be ‘ the one’ e) I would advise Fiona B that $200 an hour used to be the going rate, but I’m not sure what the price is now, allowing of course for inflation, f) Further, the price and the cost are different things, think carefully on this g) I do applaud any woman who actually puts in the effort, though I’m yet to meet one. You know, I can handle a woman who is full of herself, that’s fine… but full of shit won’t be tolerated. h) Fiona B, having seen some of the crowd your family hangs around, well… sanity is relative to experience, and always up for comparison. I don’t know how many women think they know how they are supposed to woo a particular guy, we’re not all cookie cutter moulds with cocks, I’d like to think we all want something different yet similar. But you’re right; it seems highly illogical to demonize an entire gender for their biological make-up. I ask for thoughts and thoughts are what I get. I don’t find this topic at all upsetting, because to actually find it upsetting I’d have an emotional stake in the outcome. Opposing thoughts and ideologies may offer perspective, if worded properly but if not, well then, it just looks messy. I’m amazed that so far, the disagreements haven’t been personal in the least. I’m amazed a select few are still capable of civilized, nee rational discussion. I find myself out of time and out of place, I have no clear identifiable human emotions left to bargain with. Sociability has never been a matter of comfort. Either I’m too honest or I’m full of shit. Its always one extreme or the other, there is no middle. Gentleness is foreign to me. I usually can’t get my point across without the usual bluntness. I’d like to start over and confess inevitably that I have some warm, fuzzy feelings trapped under ice, pent up somewhere somehow… but I simply don’t. I don’t like to spill my guts, its much more fun to spill someone else’s and watch them bleed out slowly. I used to enjoy meeting new people, but when I found out they all saw me the same way, when the results didn’t change I simply got bored and decided ‘I like to dissect girls… the really funny thing is, they think I’m joking. Of course I did used to joke to female friends that ‘ I like long walks in the park at dusk, poetry slams and dissecting girls with crude but adequate metal implements’, they don’t seem to think its so funny anymore. Of course it’s not nearly as crude as ‘ if only you knew what I could do to you with a wire coat hanger…’ but my crudeness seems to be on a varying scale. Vulgar wit works better than intelligent wit, mostly, but only because when I start throwing down $10 words like solipsistic narcissist and vacuous but pulchritudinous chlorpromazine addled coke-headed sharpei faced banshee that I wouldn’t touch with a gangrenous leper’s shrivelled cock, well… the idiots just don’t get what I mean. The short version is ‘ You better shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick it up your candy ass backwards! That they understand. Oh and one more thing. I don’t mind being pissed on, anywhere but the face is fine. And ragequit? I think you mean rage dump? Or Rant Over?
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RHP User
14 years ago
We are queenlanders and normally struggle with anything more than 6 lines....Did you get a Kiwi to help you with that?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Did somebody stomp on your heart with their stilettos? Don't give up we are not all cows. To be quite honest I am not sure what you are pissed at? Are you angry because you want to have the emotional attachment? Are you angry that you think you have to spend money on a female and then get even more pissed off if she does not put out? Or is it that you think we expect it and then treat you like dirt and then can't understand why you never call? Or is it all of the above. Well I seem to be coming across the male versions of the above mentioned female versions so I feel your pain. As my mum told me, you got to kiss alot of toads before you find your prince or princess in your case.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hang on... "Build up to it Nick, "Ah yeah, okay. So,“The world is a looking-glass, and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face. Frown at it, and it will in turn look sourly upon you; laugh at it and with it, and it is a jolly kind companion; and so let all young persons take their choice.” – William Makepeace ThackerayOr to put it another way, many men on this site are plain white bread - plenty available for $1 a loaf at Coles.My solution? At least throw in a few raisins.Mmmm, raisin bread.I'm off to get some butter and a toaster...
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RHP User
14 years ago
In less than 50 words can someone give me a brief outline on what the forum is about ??? WAAAAY too much reading for an RHP moment
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RHP User
14 years ago
My thoughts exactly wowwow- got half way through and scrolled down and I thought "nah can't be bothered". My only thought is that Nick is only 25 - didn't we have these thoughts at his age - I know I had some of them. Or is he simply taking the piss out of us?? Pusscat xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Fionabee ... she put it in to word so eloquently and so true .. that I agree with all she said .. ps .. is this the start of your new book by any chance .. .. pps .. heading north in the next 3 months ..
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RHP User
14 years ago
He wants us all to think he is a nasty evil SOB. He gets all bent out of shape because women want to be wooed when all he really wants is a regular fuck. Nick wants to cut through all the crap... ie: roses, dinner, chockies...he is just horny and wants to fuck...after all...he is a 25 year old male...dont they all?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Nick is really a girl :PYou know, one of those bitchy, narcissistic princesses that expect the full treatment and in their pampered princess little hearts really just want the whole pumpkin and glass slipper scenario.Nick seems to think that the Paris Hilton attitude will get them panting after him.And someone will persevere long enough to "see past the mask" to fall in love with the squishy romantic that hides beneath the barbed words.Sorry, Nick, men are stupid enough to fall for that routine when girls pull it, but chicks are just going to slap you, call you a bastard and move on.Let the warm fuzzies out :P It'll be good for you!
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RHP User
14 years ago
it's a geek thing
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RHP User
14 years ago
I am a queenslander, and thanks to Peter Beattie we are offically the dumbest state on record, officially. But the weather is nice isn’t it? And if not for the tourism industry, we’ wouldn’t even be on the map would we? I should know… I live in the most tourist ridden place in the state, and god forbid even the country. So many attractive leggy blondes, none of which speak good english. I know this isn’t quite six lines, but do you get my point lovelies? Today I spent time going through litigation, in order to sue the day spa I went too for ripping the flesh from my right eye socket. I have about eighty-five photos that are indeed evidence and I don’t mind the scar so much, its just that they mutilated what is potentially my best feature, and charged me full price. I mean I’m used to being burned by the opposite sex… just didn’t know it would be literally…. And naplam sticks to kids. That is but one of the many things I’m pissed at, the bitch burns me and then gives me tea tree oil of all things. Now you wouldn’t need to be a beautician to know that tea tree oil anywhere near the eyes is a bad motherfuckin’ idea… just saying. I guess you could say I’m angry because its all I know. I don’t have emotional attachments to anyone, or feelings other than rage, envy, jealousy and disgust. I have no emotions and this frustrates people. People I could’ve otherwise cared about. I am void of emotions, emotional attachment but I’m equally pissed or maybe moreso that I have to spend ridiculous amounts of money on random eurotrash only to then get even more pissed off when she doesn’t put the fuck out. I’m used to women treating me like dirt, I’m used to being the psuedo-gay best friend and at times I really want to break someone’s nose that’s how bad it fucking stings. I’m sick of having to downplay or otherwise hide the fact that I have a cock and nuts the size of golf balls. You know, if you kiss enough toads, you’re not going to find a prince, you’re going to wake up one day with a bad case of the warts and that don’t look any good on anybody baby. You gotta hit a lot of toads with a nine iron before you get a hole-in-one, that analogy might work better in this case. Bring on the warm butter yeah, prefferably garlic with herb. I’m not much of a bulld-up-to-it guy in the tribal sense of the word. I’m more a go-for-the-throat or a shoot-first-ask-questions-later type of guy. I still can’t believe there was a guy with the middle name makepeace… clearly he wasn’t an arab. As for toast, I prefer bagels or croissants. Aren’t the uses of grapes as varied as they are pointless? Leave them in the sun too long and you have raisins, let them go sour and you have wine. If I’d wanted yall to think I was an evil SOB, I could’ve done that already. Evil is relative, but irrelevant. Evil is a perspective, a label, that by parable can’t exist without ‘good.’ I never implicitly stated that I wanted a regular fuck though it would be nice. Then again so would someone I can connect with, emotionally as well as physically and you know, if I can’t make a girl cum, and I know full well she won’t be able to get me off… then whats the fucking point aye? You an suck it till you have lockjaw but the truth is, I’m just too damaged to cum. Though if its any consolation, I can stay hard for hours, and I do have a very long tongue. And yes, I would love to cut through the shit and just get down to the cunnilingus but surely I can’ty be the only stray bullet out there? I did the roses, the dinners, the chockies… from the age of about 6-16… then by the age of about eighteen, I realized I just deserved better than any number of two-headed moles that thought they were actually good enough to be seen in public with me, let alone gobble my knob-end. Simply speakin g, I am a man of simple tastes. I am always satisified with the best. In saying that, I want it all… but I’ll be happy to settle for someone who can keep up with me and not have to run to the bloody dictionary every five fucking seconds. I have just checked, double-checked and tripled checked. My nuts are the size of golf balls, I have nuts, and I have an A-cup so I’m definetly not a shemale and I’m definetly not bi. Though it can be ascertained that I am a huge Pat Benatar fan, I am aso a narcissistic little bitch who does expect the full treatment. I do deserve to be pamperred, worshiped and adored and I don’t care how many glass slippers or pumpkins I have to smash to get there. I want to believe in romance, I want to believe in happy endings, and I want to believe there is someone out there for everyone. I’d also like to believe that I have fourteen inch penis, a penthouse in as vegas and a million bucks but I know where fantasy ends and reaity begins. And Lady Wench, you would not beieve the amount of submissive, sef-destructive masochists that have been throwing themselves at me, throwing caution to the wind since this topic went up. Sometimes I even impress myself. Maybe someday, someone will perservere long enough to see through the mask, my mask of sanity is about to slip. I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane? Maybe she’s out there in batman undies and an amy winehouse wig, somewhere… Really I do look forward to all that squishy, diuretic romanticism, as much as I look forward to KMFDM’s next album or Tim Skold’s next solo album. Men are stupid enough to fall for that routine, but not me. Women on the other hand… well they seem to hate sap and apparently find apathy attractive. Who would’ve thought? Hope I didn’t leave anyone out. I try to respond to all comments and criticisms,good, bad or indifferent.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Lady wench. But I do know of a young woman who has personally met our charming Nicky and will testify as to his exact gender....so I am afraid he is definately a horny "he" rather than a princess looking for a toad to Kick (ss)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Nick you would be my man Friday. I am dyslexic ohhh you would drive me crazy with all the words, we could write them on the sand. The problem with Art Nic kis that you put yourself into it, right in and down the rabbit hole you go. Its the price we pay Nick, without that twisting of the looking glass then we would not create something new. You are my holden , shall we pay hide and seek, and I will we catch you in the rye? I love that some women can tourture with impunity, its a power thing Nick we thrive on it. Learn to love pain :) Love is illusive to many people its up there in the movies but not often down in the cheap seats. So eat the popcorn and just enjoy the ride. No point taking to girls with sharp objects including your rapier tongue.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I didn't mean literally a girl :PI just meant "our charming Nicky" is as much a girl as I am 'one of the guys'Hell, just the other day I got told by a good male friend of mine that I was "the closest thing he had to a best guy friend"So I can relate to that whole gay-friends-box thing, Nick. You have my sympathies.
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14 years ago
Red is the new blonde, Oh come now, you mis-understand me. Every man is an island unto himself, driven crazy by the eloquence of words so beautiful and elongated yet cold and pointless... writing on the wall, writing on the sand, pissing in the snow or shitting in the grass... it makes very little difference to me Wilson. The problem with art is, that once you go down that rabbit hole ain't it but a bitch to dig yourself out. Artists use lies to tell the truth, politicans use lies to cover the truth up. I am by all accounts a savant, but I live with it, artistic temperment or not. I was a nevr a huge fan of the peter brock specials myself, and the catcher in the rye was a little bit dry, personally I prefer a red corvette stingray and American Psycho, or quite possibly Invisible Monsters. Post-modernism darling, thats where its at. You love that some women can torture with impunity, but the way I see it, much like the Occupy Movement thats sweeping the nation, the balance of power will shift. Women can be fussy, women like my mother for instance.... but if they wait too long, and by too long I mean past 35 to have children, then the chance of complications and defects will be far greater than if they had children before thirty, I am living proof of this. Now, the way I see it, if a woman wants kids she has a timeframe and so to does her power of torturous impunity. Men on the other hand have only to grow into bitter husks of human beings, quite possibly sexual predators, occasionally pedophiles and rapists but thats through no fault of their own. They simply prefer the ones that do not struggle, and do not thrive on the basic principle of torturing a man for the sake of it. On the contrary my dear, I love pain. Inflicting it upon another human being is one of the finest experiences any alpha male can have. Pain does not discriminate. If you ask me nicely, I will beat you senseless. Like you said... learn.... to......love......pain! Or am I reading that wrong? Love is elusive, you mean? Illusory more like it. Its something that exists only in the movies, but I'll take John Waters over Julia Roberts any day. I don't do the cheap seats and even if I did... I'd have to be in the mood. Stuff like Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus or Tokyo Gore Police or god forbid, even the Toxic Avenger. Lovely fucking war isn't it? I like popcorn but only if its swimming in butter and salt. Of course there's no point taking to girls with sharp objects, its simply fun - the point is usually at the end of said sharp objects. As for my tongue being a rapier, I would've thought it more a scimitar or a cutlass... its silver and magnanimous, its shiny and it kinda curves outward the further down the length of it you go ;-) My weapon of choice however is a roman battle axe or twin sais. A day without blood is like a day without sunshine!
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14 years ago
If it gets any livelier a funeral's gonna break out...
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14 years ago
Nick your energy is in motion. This is good. Indifference will eventually arrive. Until then make what money you can and tell us a story.
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14 years ago
you will begin to hate doors... vs if they are opening you will love doors. If you were a computer i would suggest a reboot. I always go for the lazy solution first:) Sadhguru talks about how life can be repetative and the role your memory plays in that repetative nature of it all. Think about it, if you had the memory of a goldfish your wouldn't remember your previous lack of success or so called negative interactions with women and other areas of your life that are not working for you. Wow a clean slate ever 30seconds has its advantages and a shitload of disadvantages... If you had someone like say Cory Sky's perception of reality or someone else who is successful then what would your view of women and your interactions with them be? Vastly different from what your current one is. Seems you have a few choices, 1 Repeat what you are doing and get the same or similar results 2 Pay for hookers and realise the enjoyment is very temporary and there is no game involved, games can be fun if you know the rules and how to play it. 3 Change your current perception on reality. 4 Retire to a cave on the side of a hill somewhere and remove human interactions, temptation and desire . No issue with "nobody see's me for what I am"
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