RHP

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Battle scars...great song but...

November 10 2012

Ok, so I woke up this morning with fresh bruises from an amorous biter and a swollen and bloody toe from my not-so-graceful stack out of the shower at the Couples Club (yes, stop laughing, it was me!) and a splinter in my finger (wtf?). I was wondering if anyone else would like to share a story about how they were injured during a rigorous romp? Details, please and the funnier the better! We have to laugh at these things...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    But two words for you:   Arnica Cream   Help get rid of those bruises   Hope youre feeling better soon   Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Lol!! How did you get a splinter?? I have woken with bruises many a time from vigorous romps but cannot remember getting the bruises as the pleasure out weighted the pain....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Carpet burns, so bad I could not wear my jeans for almost a week.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    And that was when me and my lovely ex wife were having a session, lol and as embarassing as it is to admit....we were at it that much we took some skin off the ole fella...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I smashed my head on the bedside table a couple of weeks ago ... eek ... jelly legs ... out of control, what can I say?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    After a vigorous and awesome night, woke up the next day with hand-print bruises on my breast and legs. Based on the "branding" he had massive hands!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'hardtruckin2011'And that was when me and my lovely ex wife were having a session, lol and as embarassing as it is to admit....we were at it that much we took some skin off the ole fella... That happens??? *snicker*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'paintme' Quoting 'hardtruckin2011'And that was when me and my lovely ex wife were having a session, lol and as embarassing as it is to admit....we were at it that much we took some skin off the ole fella... That happens??? *snicker*

  • smo669

    smo669

    13 years ago

    I've ha;d carpet burns, bruised lips from vigorous 69 fun and many a red head on my cock But always worth it!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    DeviousMissM sans jeans.... yep.. I can imagine that.. only TOO damned well..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Or whatever the hell those little innie-outie vibrators things are called! Friction burned the skin off the top of the head and 3/4 of the way down the top of the shaft, and that was with lube! Whosever idea it was to use shiny silicone instead of the matte one should be shot! For his and her pleasure my arse!! :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'Quite literally, I almost knocked one poor girl out while ... er..... assertively... repositioning her.... .... that heavy timber bedhead was a LOT closer than I thought...... Game over for the night. Sorry about that Miss B! DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Bahahaha just when you thought it was safe to enter your bedroom!!! :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'Quite literally, I almost knocked one poor girl out while ... er..... assertively... repositioning her.... .... that heavy timber bedhead was a LOT closer than I thought...... Game over for the night. Sorry about that Miss B! DG Nearly just fell of my chair DG. Definately not vanilla sex with you!!! New OH&s procedures in your bedroom required!

  • boots_69

    boots_69

    13 years ago

    Have been skinned, knocked senseless (see how far have you travelled thread), suffered numerous bruising and burns.Would I change any of it not likely.Agree with LostFocus Arinca Cream for the bruising works a treat.Boots

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Must add Arnica cream to my shopping list. In this QLD heat I can't always cover everything ;-)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'karynb'Must add Arnica cream to my shopping list. In this QLD heat I can't always cover everything ;-) I am willing to admit to having Arnica sitting out publicly in my lounge room (I bruise easily) but then I am also someone who has a margarita glass of condoms in her lounge room and not hidden away   Though in line with battle scars I have had the following: * severe bruising from a cane (a lovely bamboo one too) * bit marks all over the inside of my calves / breasts * broken beds (damn things can collapse you know) * carpet burns * and while the damage hasnt been done to me a friend and I have recently busted the springs in my couch - obviously the 2 of us were too much for the old girl lol   Kisses Focus