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Bad swinging experiences

July 01 2013

So had our first awful experience on the weekend. Didn't start out that way but went that way eventually. Got accused of being deceitful on our profile when anyone who knows us on here knows that is far from the truth. We are actually completely honest in our profile for fear of meeting someone and we aren't what they expect, because obviously that would be embarrassing. So got accused of lying which highly offended the wife to which the couple were asked to leave rather abruptly.Now looking back, we feel as though they have old pictures on their profile AND have lied about their age, granted not by a lot but have still lied. AND THEN on their way out they stole our bottle of very nice liquor off the side bench. Class all round really.But all in all its a good story in the end, never to be repeated with them but one to re tell.We would LOVE to hear everyone's bad swinging experiences. Always entertaining and such a learning curve.

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I just can't believe they stole the alcohol hahahasorry for laughing, oh well you win some, you lose some....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    When I was with my ex, we had a really bad one back when we'd just started playing as a couple. These people had been great on the first meet, very fun time. The second time they came around, the woman drank way wayyyyy too much rum and turned into a screaming banshee, fighting with the guy and generally acting like a complete twat. We thought we'd have to call the police to get them to leave but they eventually left. It put me off for a good half-year or so.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Wouldn't want any of the rest of us running into these grubs..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I don't know what goes through their heads! To ruin a night and then cap it off by stealing? Disgraceful.

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    12 years ago

    Next time, leave a bottle of scotch there filled with tea. teach them.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    there was this time when My Wife and I were with another Couple , the Couple were a bit older then us but the Women of the Couple said that it wasn't a Problem , anyway we started by just Mucking around with our own Partners and then we Swapped Anyway I was going for it with the other Women and the Guy with My Wife and and the Next thing I know he Just couldn't keep up with my wife and he went soft , anyway he Managed to get it hard again then tried again and it was that bad that my wife wore him out to the Point where the poor lad had to stop it seemed if he kept going he would have had a Heart attack.anyway my Wife was not a Happy Women , I had to finish off with the other girl then take my Wife back home and Give to her what she wanted and Needed.We have learn't that from now on if we are to swing with other Couples to either Lower the Age so the Couple can keep up or ask if they are sure they can keep up beforehand

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    On what to look out for. Love the suggestion of the tea in the scotch bottle hehe. Hp xo- Posted from rhpmobile

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    A Foursome with More Submit Comment A Foursome with More This is a true story about our first swinging experience. We are currently looking for our next. It was pulled together from a time when I recounted the event in a chat room so it may be a bit disjointed. We met through one of these chat sites. They lived near us in Brisbane with similar aged kids. From there we started chatting. One night our kids were away so we went on line. They told us their kids were away too so we met up. From there we planned a night to get together. We went out to dinner then back to our place ready to take things to the next step. Once we arrived at home and drinks were generously shared out we sat down around a mattress we had dragged into the lounge room. We were all nervous so hubby started a game of strip poker We started to get to dares and my hubby dared me to kiss her. I did and as I did I felt her touch my breasts. It was almost electric noone had ever touched them except hubby, not since I was a teenager anyway. Next Gail won. She went over to hubby and whispered in his ear. He looked over at me, a smile spread across his face and he said, “ask her.” Gail turned to me and whispered in my ear that she wanted to go down on me. Stupid me, I didn't even know what she meant but I soon found out she told me to lean back and close my eyes. I waited nervously to find out what she would do next. When her hands touched my thighs I jumped. She began to place her fingers under the crotch of my panties and I felt my heart race. Next hubby was down near my head and reaching over to pull down my panties. Steve her husband was at the other side helping so I lifted my bum to let them go. Even as I did it wondered was I doing the right thing; but it was too late. My panties were gone and with it my last line of defence. Both guys watched as she started to tongue me. Just gently at first going around my clit. It was not like a man all rough and full of themselves. She was gentle. A woman realises a woman needs time. She didn't rush in she gently carressed me with her tongue. Almost hesitiatingly untill she I felt myself wanting to pull her head in closer. I could feel her fingers inserting into me and I pushed down on them. She moved them around inside me gently bending them to as if to caress my vagina. It was amazing. I felt my husband near my head and pulled him down to kiss me. He went from my lips to my breast. I felt another mouth on my other breast and I knew it must be Steve .My husband reached down my body to try to lick my vagina and as his cock passed I sucked it into my mouth. It was amazing people touching me every where, when I looked up hubby was kissing Gail right there above my vagina. Soon I felt Gails face pushing deep into me when I looked her hubby was fucking her from behind. I had allready cum when her tongue first touched me now I came again just watching it all. This time the orgasm was so hard I had to ask Gail to stop. She did finished with my spent body. Gail announced that she needed to go to the toilet and just got up pulled herself of her her husbands cock and went. There was her husband cock hard as a rock looking down at me spread out covered in sweat and drifting through the aftermath of my first girl on girl orgasm. My husband looked at him and said, “Well what are you waiting for ???” He didn't need another invitation. He laid forward on top of me and slipped his cock right into me. Just like that I had only the second cock in my life inside of me. He was only about three inches I think but I didn't care. He began to thrust into me with my husband lying beside me on the floor. It was amazing to feel another man's cock in me while my husband watched. I looked over at him and he knew I was addicted. As Iwas coming for the third time Gail walked in from the toilet. I just remember the look on her face as I came and closed my eyes. My hubby must have saw it too for he rose to his feet and quickly said, “we decided to swap”. As she looked at my husbands cock, at least twice as her husbands,shock turned to a look of fun as she headed straight to my husband’s cock. I hadn't thought about it but I realised then that she would also get to fuck my husband. She straddled my husband and went straight down on his cock. As if the two cocks were connected as hubbys went in Steves went slack. I felt it shrink inside me. As he pulled out he had shrunk to about an inch. My husbads cock is probably 5 or 6 inches (though we have never measured it) was already busy and now I had lost Steve’s. I think I had lost the mood when Gail reached over and kisses me full on the lips. Hubby looked across. “Looks like you are going to have to suck him hard again” he said without interupting his rythmic pumping into Gail. I bent forward and sucked Steve’s limp dick into my mouth. It started to harden but every time he looked at his wife on my husband it softened. I knew why she was enjoying my husbands much bigger cock inside her, but I didn’t think that Steve would want to know that. Gail was moaning and flailing on top of my husband as if noone else existed. Steve turned me over and tried to enter me from behind. He lubricated his semi rigid cock well and I could see he was trying to rub himself hard. He pushed forward but as he did so his cock entered my ass and not my cunt. Hubby had always wanted to do that but couldn't fit so it was something I had never experienced. but Steve's was small enough to slip in. It felt snug inside me. I went to tell him to stop when I noticed hubby had Gail from behind beside me. He was ramming her into the floor and she was screaming for more I guess I got jealous and so I decided not to stop Steve. I knew fucking my ass was one of my husband’s greatest fantasies but I had always said no. Now I knew the perfect path to keep him focused on me. A plan hatched in my orgasm ridden mind. I allowed him to keep going with his anal approach. He pushed deep into my ass. Something I had never experienced it before. It felt different like a hot rod up inside me. Steve’s cock was the perfect size for the job and I would soon be letting my husband know about it. As he continued I began to relax my ass onto him and even started to push back By now Gail was shouting for my husband not to stop fucking her, to NEVERRRR stop fucking her. I decided it was time to get vocal. I will never forget the look on hubby's face when I shouted, “come on Steve, fuck my ass”. He suddenly stopped what he was doing and started to watch. That really got me going and I could feel my cunt orgasming even though there was nothing in it to squeeze onto. I shouted “cum inside my arse” and almost like clockwork Steve did. It was the most uniques experience I had ever had. I felt his hot cum pushing into my ass and it felt great. My husband came right there just watching; no touching, no Gail, no nothing. He came all over Gail's arse as she tried to push my husbands cock back into her. She succeeded and he finished by pumping her to another orgasm untill we all collapsed onto the floor. We never heard from them again. I think Steve was embarrassed and jealous. Gail emailed my husband a few times trying to organise a one on one but I said no to that. We had an amazing night but we decided to try things a bit diffrerent next time. the end . Hmmm the kind of swing I'd hate to experience!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    you have no idea what people will do in your house.   when my back was bad I was on oxycodone,   someone, took the medication, slipped it out of the packets, and then re sealed the packages up again.   a woman I know she went to bathroom, and the guy she had just fucked took money out of her purse.   drugies have no boundary at all, so lock up your purse, your valuable things and your medications.   also people use these kind of sites to come back or tell others to break into your home. yes arse holes abound and RHP and other internet date sites make it so easy for them.   women scope out men's houses for their boyfriends to get into. Especially the fifo guys.   Believe me after working with prisoners and druggies, nothing is to low for some people.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    We have experienced 1/ The wife reckons some ladies swing because their husband is hopeless in bed...too small...too soft...cums in 2 mis   2/ The other wife thinks its fine to try girl / girl play on a straight girl.   3/ Guys getting extremely jealous.   We would estimate one in four encounters would be a failure, its part of the game.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The bad ones are where the guy pushes his wife to swing

  • JohnAnn2227

    JohnAnn2227

    12 years ago

    The worst we have had are where the wife cried and it turned out the husband had pushed her into it and also where the wife has said she was bi but rubbing boobs was her limit! I am very bi and I need more than just a boob rub!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    most of the trouble starts when the girl is pushed into it and becomes overly jealous when the play starts. ive had girls call and abuse me because they think their partner is falling for me etc... bad happened alot more when we started we have learnt to weed them out now

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You will always come across couples like that, stick to your guns dont get sucked in to doing what others want, after all you are here to have fun, if you are up front then you will do ok.but here is a though, how about looking for the success stories not the bad.mike&karen, old but real

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Several years ago, in our early naive days in this scene, about 1am, in a plush 5 star hotel in Perth CBD, after grabbing our stuff up from around the suite and rushing for its front door, turning and looking back into the bedroom, where the other hubby had his wife in a headlock, pinning her down on the bed, while she wailed for us not to go. Though the evening started perfectly, and they were a beautiful and handsome couple (which had blinded me to the oddness of her incessant talking), it only became evident later on through the evening that she was bipolar, and off her meds, and though we tried to calm the situation time after time, things spiraled wildly out of control, including being punched full in the mouth by the other hubby, splitting my lip including lots of blood and subsequently a huge fat lip (Punch ups in the movies are ridiculous. Actually with one punch your mouth swells and is hideous for a couple of weeks.) In retrospect, we realised that we were but unwitting pawns in a relationship war they had going on. We stumbled across this couple again online some months later, with a different profile name, and they suggested we may like to try again. Suffice to say I gave them a piece of my mind. We've learned a lot since then! Nowhere near as naive now. I've learned to trust the unease of my very intuitive wife, even if logically all seems good.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Mr and I had a mutual friend who expressed an interest in having a threesum with us. One night when there were just the three of us in the house we decided to have a little fun on the lounge room floor and just go with the flow. Mr got excited very fast (as always) and I tried and tried and TRIED to get the other person interested in the situation and he couldn't get it up. Mr and I have an open agreement and I had slept with this other person on several occasions and they had no issues with performance then. Discovered later that when we had been sleeping together he was popping the magic blue pill each time.Oh to have someone at your disposal to write out prescriptions for you.... Needless to say Mr and I never asked that person to participate again and a few months later I had my first (and to this date only) FFM threesum and loved it. It really turns me off when people say they are interested in you as a couple then think they can pick and chose which one to invite over for some fun.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Years ago we did the separate room swap, which change us to same room always.   Our profile does not have any anal play ticked.   He tries to stick his finger up my wives ass, then deep throats her with force, she should have bit it, she was out of there.   In the other bedroom, his wife is obsessed with sticking her finger up may ass....did nothing what a turn off. So I went down on her then my ass was well away from her fingers! Then we had to stop my wife insisted, and I was told have a shower the other wife's period had started, blood all over me...yuck.   Totally incompatible with us.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Most that we have ended early was due to our guests being unclear about what they wanted or tried to one up myself or my love (can't be done). Or as the 1st post says folwon't freak out rning up not as the profile says. That why beinit's bi cpl we ONLY see fully bi cpl's with no hang ups. We do enjoy seeing single m or f who are curious, if they have something for us and can assure us they wont freak out we like to see them open up and really get into it, its like seeing a colorful flower bloom. Mr & Mrs Funky - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    lol thats pretty bad but its a great story sorry to laugh hehe i think we've all had bad experiences come's with the lifestyle.....win sum you loose sum. happy hunting