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Bad Habits Woman Have In Bed

December 23 2012

Ok ladies, this is in no way an attack on you im sure us guys get out fair share of criticsim, but in the same way that a criticism often sticks with you more strongly than a compliment, really bad sex can in many ways make a more lasting impression than good sex…and subsequently, can make whatever chemistry you had with someone disappear completely. Heres a couple to get us started.1. Reckless when on top: Love that you’re getting that into it, but please don’t let me slip out as your body’s about to crash down. Imagine jamming your finger against a brick.2. Non-sex-related conversation: I’m only half-listening to ANYthing you’re saying while we’re slamming, so please don’t ask me something random like, “Does this mean we’re getting back together?” I promise you I’ll say yes, and later we’ll fight about it.3. Biting in all the wrong places:Ear, yes; nipple, sometimes; pleasure-rod, NEVER.

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  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    13 years ago

    I often enjoy licking and sucking my guy off to a mind shattering orgasm before giving him a chance to rest while he listens to me play my harp and sing sweetly before stimulating him all over again. Maybe that's a bad habit since I should've allowed him the opportunity to be a gentleman and make me orgasm first? Ho hum

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    oh i dont know about tht not all guys are the same i know but bitung my cock? no way haha

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    ...on a site similar to this one. She rocked up frocked up in some damn habit that looked like it cam from the Salvos, or worse...a K-Mart Blue Light Special. Knowing that 'The Man' is going to turn the heat up for my arrival when I get there anyway...I was so outta there! Seriously, if you're a nun on this site remember what us guys are hangin' on the line. If you can't go Chanel or Gucci at least go YSL...you gotta look hot when I do ya cause I'm goin' straight to hell!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ... no nipple biting business? Have you fucked Jaws lately???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I suppose you've got a name for it as well??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Doesnt all guy's have name for their equipment, either named themselves or a woman has done it.....I like to have a name to it, it make it nicer to play with....lick, suck, stroke, and get down and wet with....."oh rebel' your so wild, come lets play"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Why is it many women expect you to be turned on just because they've rolled up?How's about a bit of foreplay ladies?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ghostbusters' I suppose you've got a name for it as well?? Rodney ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    nothing worse than painful sex...unless you like that particular kind of pain. So I suggest that you make an instrucional video for all your new and potential loves,that way they won't inadvertently smash your pleasure-rod,bend it.twist it or break it.Include suitable topics for conversatioal ''pillow talk'''..such as all the extremely filthy words you like a lover to whisper in your ear. and a list of topics that are banned ,such as ''does my bum look good in this'' as you are ponding her dainty arse. As for the biting,provide all your lovers with teething rings ,that way they will have their mouths fully occupied and wont be tempted to bite you...as tempting as it might be.

  • ArtsyLusttty

    ArtsyLusttty

    13 years ago

    ... Pleasure rod?BUT, biting MY nipples is a NO-go, sorry Kontacted!s3d :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    my nipples being bitten,not hard just lightly ,but some people hate it...paint me,so you know Rodney,huh small world

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I met him while he had 6 sexy supermodels all fighting to suck his cock - same they were all wearing braces on their teeth ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I was standing there with the metho ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Worst habit I've come across is women not having a clue what they want from me. I'm not asking for a list before we play but seriously, figure out what you want, and go for it. No need to be shy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    What the heck is a "pleasure-rod"???Is that a new type of Fishing Rod - sheeze I hope not...I'm not biting on anybodies ROD??AND While I'm here...What's the hell is "slamming" - a bedroom game?? AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE????

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13'my nipples being bitten,not hard just lightly ,but some people hate it...paint me,so you know Rodney,huh small world Nipples held just right not to hard but firm can be so yummy and help all other foreplay

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Mr Twoplayfun, is dreaming of Freya13's nipples and just how every movement every so light when holding the nipples at just the right preasure during foreplay can enhance a orgasm even help the climax.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    reckless? absolutely! non sex conversation? how else do you get to 'know' someone? biting? anywhere.....just no blood ok?     sex without danger is boring..........zzzzzz sex without a 'connection' is masturbation sex with out pain. oh please.....wake me when you're done?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Any guy that thinks my ass and thighs are as hard as a brick is ok in my book.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Find a guy with a longer thingy...

  • smo669

    smo669

    13 years ago

    One way to prevent slippage... Find a guy with a longer thingy... Well mines not short, and I know how painful it can be when it slips out and gets slammed! But if you're thrusting hard with energy, and holding her hips, you should be able to stay connected ;-))

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFox'What the heck is a "pleasure-rod"???Is that a new type of Fishing Rod - sheeze I hope not...I'm not biting on anybodies ROD??AND While I'm here...What's the hell is "slamming" - a bedroom game?? AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE???? Are you blonde or just plain dense? Personally both of these are self explanatory!!!! . . Bad habits? Well I guess if you count wanting sex at odd hours of the day and night, not giving my man a knockback...ever...could be counted as bad habits then yep...I have"em. I dont bite but I have been known to nibble gently on occassions.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    13 years ago

    Please correct me!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm buzzed from alcohol and amused with this topic. Hahaha!1. If a cock slips out from my pussy (rarely), I stop and gently put his cock back inside me. I guess for others this is difficult when you're fucking a drunk pussy.2. I totally agree. Only sex convo's while fucking. If possible, talk as less as possible.3. Biting pressure is relative. Communication is encouraged. While deep throating, I have accidentally left teeth marks on my partners cock. But the pleasure exceeded the mild pain I guess. ;)Happy holidays!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Ms.MD and happy Xmas

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I think Superfox was kidding.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I'm out.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    That was supposed to have replied with a quote about the "pleasure rod". OP I do hope in real life you are ok with the word "penis".

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya13' Ms.MD and happy Xmas Merry Christmas!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Daimo :-)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Need help to unlock my inbox any helpers - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Just love itQuoting 'mikeandshel' reckless? absolutely! non sex conversation? how else do you get to 'know' someone? biting? anywhere.....just no blood ok?     sex without danger is boring..........zzzzzz sex without a 'connection' is masturbation sex with out pain. oh please.....wake me when you're done?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Mmmm, Quoting 'On_Safari' I often enjoy licking and sucking my guy off to a mind shattering orgasm before giving him a chance to rest while he listens to me play my harp and sing sweetly before stimulating him all over again. Maybe that's a bad habit since I should've allowed him the opportunity to be a gentleman and make me orgasm first? Ho hum Many would see that as a good habit, although i would have to be a gentleman

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    What they want from you? Your comment has opened a whole new world to me (thank you!!!!). Men come with menus now so we can pick what we want? Do some guys have takeaway facilities as well? :p All jokes aside, it's great if you let them know what their options are (what you're willing and not willing to do) but I prefer to let the guy show me what he does best. I've been introduced to many things I didn't think I would enjoy but have by doing this :-)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Bad habits of men... Not taking the lead in the bedroom. It gets boring when we always have to take the lead and tell men what they should do. Seriously where have all the take charge men gone that sweep you off your feet and are the bomb in bed? Some initiative TC goes a long way... Just do everything and say let me know if you don't like something. They will tell you went to stop. *rolling my eyes*

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Noted: be more careful when I am slamming on top cause I don't want to break the pleasure rod. Ok. :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious' I think Superfox was kidding. YEEEEEEEEEES I was....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    When i opened this i was totally think "Bad Habits" you know farting, picking your nose, wiping your nose on your arm, but what i have read has made me laugh this morning thanks :) As for going too hard on top and slamming your pleasure rod, oops sorry :( must be too wet give me a sec and i shall wipe myself dry, like seriously get a grip, oh oops yer thats right its to slippery haha :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I think they're great "tips"...Sounds like she was "youngish"???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    A Russian girl used to call my cute thing 'Zebra'. She said that she had watched a wild life show and the competing male Zebra would impale the unborn of it's rivals causing it to abort so that he could fertilize .... No little Zebras running around at the moment that I am aware of though   My Ex, a Sth American, used to call him Stally (Stallion) but then she called hers 'Filly" so I can understand that bit.   Mind you my cute thing is small and completely harmless so I am left confused :-(

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I enjoyed reading this article hmmm thank fuck my sex with my guy rocks both our worlds ,its like me saying the guys Ive met really dont know how to go down on a woman or treat me with respect theres only so much banging a lady likes guys, at the right time mind you.So theres a little bit to be learnt here you have had bad experiences have you ever looked at yourself here and please Im not being a smart arse but sounds to me your on different pages with these chicks.Get it out there before the deed, what ticks you and what ticks you off and your sex should be amazing hopefully :/- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Well, this is the first time I have ever commented on a forum, but I decided that I needed to comment on this one.I am a real newbie to all the sex talk and definitions etc., and having only met one guy (so far) I have found the following:-1) Nipple biting and sucking is really sensual whether it be me to you or vice versa2) Nipping and sucking a "pleasure rod" - apparently this was really enjoyable as I wasn't biting hard3) Yes he did slip out as we were "slamming" but he certainly didn't complain - it was just reinserted and we went along as beforeAnyway, all I really wanted to say was that as long as everything was by mutual consent - its all okay by me

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ms_Devious'I think Superfox was kidding. Considering she was not the only one to make that type of comment...maybe not!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Trying to stick your toes in my mouth when you haven't showered. That is all.RA

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'RandomAgent' Trying to stick your toes in my mouth when you haven't showered. That is all.RA OOOOOOHHHHH - you have obviously been with the 'wrong' girls No one I know would ever even start playing without having a shower first - even have one together

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Perfect! Nuff saidQuoting 'mikeandshel' reckless? absolutely! non sex conversation? how else do you get to 'know' someone? biting? anywhere.....just no blood ok?     sex without danger is boring..........zzzzzz sex without a 'connection' is masturbation sex with out pain. oh please.....wake me when you're done?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    bad habits, lol...I sometimes wish I had a blowhole in the top of my head...being squeezed between her thighs while i am down licking her pussy and nibbling on her clit sometimes finds that I need to breathe...and it's always nice to see an ear imprint on the inside of her thighs...as for slipping out while "slamming"...hell man, haven't you got any balls, just put it back in...can she help it if she is so so slippery and wet...mmmmmm...maybe you should go back down and lick her dry first...now there's a thought...but beware of being "squeezed"...lolRicky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I really dont see the issue, if you slip out put it back in, if you are holding her ass then you can control how hard or fast she is pumping and when the slippage happens just pause long enough to slip it back in as a matter of fact try playing with the tip of your pleasure rod at the entrance of her pussy... biting, a little pain is nice, too much is painful and let her know that too hard is not on and blood is a definite no-no. My partner loves to have her nipples biten and squeezed real hard, give her pleasure. She was the first to bite my nipple and it wasn't too bad.Non sex talk - yeah I have to agree, discussion issues other than sexual ones is not for playtime.