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BOY, I SURE AM PISSED OFF ATM

April 17 2010

and for any who are cyber-challenged, ATM stands for At The Moment...so, I am reading the forums, and FFS, you just would not believe it...it really peeves...yep, you got it....2 goddam flies are having sex on my keyboard...ON MY KEYBOARD !!!!...OF ALL PLACES...and while I am reading the bloody forums no less...Jose......*where's the bloody mortein*

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RHP User

16 years ago

you know they have to do it somewhere....your just jealous you cant do it roxxy xxx

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RHP User

16 years ago

They are probably stuck in some sticky stuff and cant move from your online porn activities. Just a guess.

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RHP User

16 years ago

ATM also stands for Automatic Teller Machine and better still Ass To Mouth Another very loosely related piece of Trivia is that EFTPOS stands for... Electronic Funds Transfer Point Of Sale...Ummm... and when will you be setting up a new profile for your loveflies??? Hahahahahahugs... Mrs P'

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RHP User

16 years ago

give them a profile man. they need lovin too buddy.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaKiss a blowie today...........ahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahhahahahaEarl

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RHP User

16 years ago

Hi thanks for buzzing me, As you can see I have great segmented eyes and almost 360 degree vision. "Here's looking at 94 visions of you babe!" Have been into group sex since I was a maggot, Though would like to settle with one partner for the remainder of my adult life (approx 2 weeks left). I am endowed with a 2.5mm proboscus and know how to use it. Meet for nibbly's, regurge it, and back to my executive townhouse-carcass or your garbage of choice. Always take-off backwards and don't mind being up-side down(if that's your thing). Will bash against a window pane with the best of them! No legs missing No flyspray damage No 'Crock's of Shit'

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RHP User

16 years ago

Maybe they were JUST flying around having some fun doing some aerodynamic manouvers and then they noticed you naked and gotreally horny andthen had to make out as close to you as possible...lucky for you they were on your keyboard... they could have landed on your........ shoulder. ;) Or Maybe they were shagging whilst reading that hot topic that you were reading..... Or Maybe they they just got stuck on whatever Evilboy was referring to..... Anyway.....I hope you let them cum before escorting them out the door!!! Love Miss naughty!!! xxxx

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RHP User

16 years ago

Your key board is just to attractive Warm Comfortable and you have a big screen for them to watch ciao Hermes

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RHP User

16 years ago

Sure beats swallowing one.When i remember the fly joke i'll tell ya all.xoxoxoxmumma

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RHP User

16 years ago

Hope you caught the action on the webcam. Send it to funniest home videos. They might just put it on the R rated version after 9pm. Ha Ha

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BOY, I SURE AM PISSED OFF ATM

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