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January 23 2010

having perused the forums for nearly six monthsnow i think it is time..........Men complain that women don't answer their emails...Women complain that men don't show up for dates...Men want this....women want that...and sometimes they both want this AND that...and at the same time!!!The list is endless...SO....NOW is the time to do something about it...and i would like to make my contribution...in case you were not aware, i like humour...Cleese is my pin-up humour boy...Monty Python, Basil Fawlty, Fish called wanda...anyway...i am going to make some humourous videos...not professional...and not ponro...err...porno either...in June I am setting the date...and i need the following :ideally, a woman, maybe two, who are happy to be filmed...can be expressive with her face...i am going to film a restaurant setting, a bedroom setting, a motel setting, a pub setting...a couple may be even better...i am also looking for a humorous script writer...and i mean script...not some paper which says "then he does this, then she does that...me thinks the women are better at this, but who knows...there are plenty of funny buggas on here, so come on...sorry, but NO single guys...lol....this is not some weekend fuck fest...respect and integrity are paramount...Now, if you are interested and you cannot message me...please send the following flirt...Two questions, when and where?...and i will look at your profile and then message you...I am happy to travel to adelaide, brisbane or sydney...I am sure that some of you will take me to task, bag me...whatever...pfffttttt....DILLIGAFbut this is going to be my contribution to rhp...i will be contacting rhp to see if there is some way the videos can be integrated into their site...if not...then i'll find a way to let you know where they are...I will be setting up a date in the next day or so...and updating my profile as well...anyway...I'm no expert at this game, but I'm certain that we'll be able to produce something which is both funny and instructive at the same time...and if it gets more dates and more meet-ups happening...then that's all that counts...Sooo....the interview doors are now open...All interviews shall be private...and an individuals/couples rights and integrity protected at all times...Bullshitters/timewasters will be dealt with appropriately...CheersJose....

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    So Hosay,  let me get this straight... all I have to do to get Jose's sexy butt banging on my door down in Sydney is to send a flirt that says "two questions, when and where?".. hehe.... I already got teh cams set up bebe... come on down and we'll write the script as we go along. :p   I'm a method actor baby... and I know you've thought this through with the scenes and so on.. but.. errrr... what's my motivation here? hehe. YOu know... what's the message... wet my whislte a little... hehe.   Hugs Stalky<<< love your new pics bud.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    this sounds like a great idea Jose... love it!although I'm a little unclear on what exactly you want your actors to do...  will they talk about their bad experiences in a humerous way? (swingers hanve the funniest stories EVER lol)will it be an "instruction manual" telling what not to do?if you give a little bit more idea of what elements you want in the scripts, that would be great! xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    the aim is more for a visual instruction manual of a)...reading your partner's visual signs, andb)..of what not to do...or WHAT to dofor example...a work colleague of mine was telling me about a "hot" date he was on...and he told me that she made him so hot, he stuck his hand down his pants to ...errr....re-adjust so to speak...in full view of her...???!!!!!couldn't understand why she left soon after....there will be no speaking involved....rather there will either be a voice-over or a cue-card sort of system...anyway, this will be my first time as a director behind the camera...lol...the aim is for a stress-free fun-filled weekend...will be fri afternoon and evening...and all day saturday...however long it takes...and may involve one couple on friday and another on saturday...whatever happens...who knows... BUTT it is my aim to do something positive in helping guys and gals hook up and have fun doing so...cheersjose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Your new pic has me stumped for words   ....no questions ....no thinking ....no social statements   Hubba Bubba Jose!!!!....just... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....   Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Dear Mr Getme such a wonderful idea......men being such visual creatures...... we women so difficult to please do you envisage a sort of what she said (in her profile) and what he understood (did not read at all ) kind of banter ? an a/v manual .........lifes little manual of bonking and other important intra sex relations will it henceforth make doing it by the book obsolete ?? Will we be able to insert our own sub paragraphs ? (or is that sub titles in dvd?) can we renounce suitors for not following the script once this epic is made ?? Is this an alternative to forum addiction........or is this the support group ? how big is your lounge room ? oh gosh your almost within walking distance too ill bring the snax miss b

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I am often being called gullible by other rhp_ers for the guys I end up with and what I let them do, so when reading your post, I was HIGHLY sceptical.   It seems like a ploy to lure unsuspecting, horny women to your place for some HOT Jose butt action !!   Surely... you could just use the "hey, I think you're HOT, want to FUCK ??" line, perhaps that would get a quicker response ???    I'm assuming you've seen the John Cleese documentaries similar to what you want to do ??? There are alot of them used in business training and others used for personal development.  They are hilarious.    Good luck, may all your dreams come true !   xx Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Remember to remove the lens cap... thats an immediate give away that your motives are in some way suspect.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'eunuch' Remember to remove the lens cap... thats an immediate give away that your motives are in some way suspect. Hey hey Jose, good luck getting more than wisecracks n comments outta this crowd, including me, tho miss-spelled formally known as Sophie is a likely possible contributor. Couldn't agree more with stalky about a worthy place to put it... and suggest you could post links here Quoting 'stalky' wooohooo Put it on youtube Hosay.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    So really its about body language!!!  which is what we cant see on here!!!   I think your idea, done right, is really cool!!!     Good luck with it joce.       Jensta xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Pfft Jose.....and why are u not coming to Perth hmmm?????????? Tis where ya funny girl is at and yanno I could write the bestest script for ya...   yeah yeah lalalala talk to the hand.   Wanders off for some sexy time.   xx Miss Honey xx <<<< wishing for more thunder storms and rain mmmmmmm

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Whats wrong with WA where I live there are some great sites and places for filming.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'masters_toys' Pfft Jose.....and why are u not coming to Perth hmmm?????????? Tis where ya funny girl is at and yanno I could write the bestest script for ya...   yeah yeah lalalala talk to the hand.   Wanders off for some sexy time.   xx Miss Honey xx <<<< wishing for more thunder storms and rain mmmmmmm

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Of course Perth is an option...silly me...and Saturn...me thinks YOU just SPANKED my butt....ouch!and thanks for the tip Eunuch...>>>writes in notebook, "remove lens cap AND remember to press RECORD button"<<<oh Missy...ya knows i wants ya....giggling madlycheersjose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    pretty sure i could play the sex starved repairman, ahahahahahahaahahugs, Earl