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Another one bites the dust....

March 11 2010

I seem to be going thru blokes like a well oiled gastroscope & have done for most of my relationship history. I look on in amazement at friends who manage to remain in one stable relationship for several years, and wonder what they have that I don't. And then there is my ex husband....he is up to wife number 4 and about to seperate. How the heck does he manage to find these women?! Dammit to hell! There are millions of people right here in our own backyard...surely there has to be one who's circumstances match my own? Gawd, it's back to the drawing board...AGAIN

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    But for petes sake, don't compare yourself to your ex-husband.As you mentioned, he is onto wife number 4 and they are breaking up. He is by far in a worse position than you.You are still scoping and trialing the field. Nothing wrong with that.Hey you just have hih standards, and no bloke is meeting thos standards ..........yet!Right?I am right aren't I?Shit i am so not used to indescision, it's a little like indegestion!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    So what are you doing to all your lil meatybites?  Cheers nev

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Whoa! Now ya see? Thats what I love about this place! No bs.. tell it like is..straight shootin wake up calls! Of course you're right!! Hmm...feelin purdy good right about now...thanks rough

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Stop this "comparing" business....pfft :-) Unique. That's what I'd call you. Can't put you in a category, and therefore no easy option "tick box". Manual search for you lovely lady.... Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I fear if I do any more manual searching Onebright I may loose my eyesight...lol Ok..no more comparing..'pouts'...suitably chastised...uhoh...is that a tingle of pleasure I felt just then??...OH NOOOOOO Nev: yeah rub it in why don't ya? Meaty bites bite back..lol Thank you both...now quit being nice cos you're giving me wrinkles from all this smiling.... xxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Good to see ya! Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hows things going girl?, nights getting cool up there in the mountains yet? cheers Nev

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    your time in the sun will come.MAX

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    im in the same boat,well sort of lol ive had girlfriends come and go friends married and doing it ive never married have no kids just as you think things are going well its all over, i still cant figure it out ive been single for a very long time now and wonder if there is someone out there for me or am i destined to be single the strange thing is im still really good friends with my ex girlfriends and there now partners or husbands make ya wonder if your destined to be single and the really good friend everyone loves but doesnt want to go out with lol so live be happy and one day with out exspecting it someone will be there for all your needs... at least thats what im hoping haha

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    LMFAO .. you say the dude is going to be looking for his fifth wife? I mean the man must suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder! Does he never learn? And you Lippy... you racey lil minx. Why am I not surprised that you'd go through a set of tyres in a weekend? Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    it's a dangerous combination, J.... and not an easy one to find a match for... so keep having fun looking, I say! ;)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Try dubdubdubbing unhappyhipsters.com Now that's humour. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    G'day Kiwi, Pt 1. Upon reading your thread I was thinking you were the male version of me, then I read your handle again and by gum, I believe I have the solution for your problem! Firstly, you're a kiwi (you poor bugger) so I suggest taking elocution lessons to rid yourself of the accent and secondly perhaps try dating someone outside of your family circle. Pt 2. Now you know why Im single...lol ps: I couldnt help myself...I have an awful sense of humour and I hope you take my thread as just a demonstration of same Thanks heaps for sharing, heres to us both lowering our standards and increasing our short attention span xxxx your comrade in arms J

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ahh, Max, taking your advice and keeping my chin up...all three of them in fact...lol. xxx Stalky: Bugger the OCD..my ex is a walking talking DSM4...lol He used to wear a uniform, had a good body and a rather healthy appendage....and I was 18 when we got together....thats my excuse and Im sticking to it! On my way to unhappyhipsters.com as soon as I cash in my frequent flyer points, Reckon I've earned a round the world trip from all the 'tyres' I've purchased...lol Miss Sexy Sophie: Thanks for reminding me of the fun factor which I had almost overlooked amidst my woe's me moment! Best part of the low boredom threashold is that I'm just about over my 'mourning period'...NEXT!...lol Delish Trish: Exactly the same analogy I use on my ex too! Not only has he had 4 wives, there are at least three others with whom he lived with b'tween weddings...go figure!! Thank fruit loops that we got out when we did eh??!!! Wish I could bottle you all...legends...each and every1 of you!!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Myname: I just got my copy of "Freud for Dummies" out and reread it... I see your problem there, but I dont have eftpos facilities here, so I cannot expound on the reasons for your dilemna.. or my spelling. *smiles* Good luck!! some peoples "PATH" in life, is to meet lots of people and share ideas and cultures with them. (and sometimes their bodies) A reason - A season - but NEVER a lifetime. Sorry kiddo.. I dont know you, but I DO know beings in this category! And girl, I can talk a full seminar on this!! :) kio

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Awesome to see you in forum again!! Love the succinct and humerous nature of your words...would like nothing better than to get comfy and hear more! Not sure if I like the idea of being a pathway for others to paw my body and chew up my thoughts tho....dang! Myname 'the drivethru'....lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oh sweetie, dahlink....hows your 'head' this morning? Took quite a pounding from the sound of things...lol ps: ummahh you used a T.O.E....yaaaaaaay mik called me darling for all the world to see...so we settin a wedding date or just the honeymoon?...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    You're probably too young to remember Olivia at her best...yet another reason why you're so attractive to me Mik...lol My agist tendencies aside, you bring out the best in me....my compassion and girlie enthusiasm to protect and nurture a young man who clearly needs to be taken 'in hand' (for fear of further damage to either heads!) I'm fine with a honeymoon in Asia.....as long as you don't expect me to do the ping pong routine..haven't quite mastered the art of pelvic control..to that degree at least. One last thing before I go searching thru Bridezilla magazines...FYI it's taken me the best part of a year to get your attention Mik, so for the record...it isnt so easy to pick up around this joint...LOL Another last thing before I go....yep, you sure are in the early stages of understanding how my mind works...be afraid..be VERY afraid...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    2 foot purple spikes?? What tha hell is that?? Is it contagious?

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ok Mikle...I can see why you want to keep our romance out of the public eye, just look at what it did to whatsisname and that Bingle chick! Oh, one thing before I go tho, Im thinking a June wedding..I like the cooler weather....is that ok with you?....Pardon? Whats that dahlink? 'When hell freezes over?'....Oh ok then...and that would be at what time of year exactly? mwuah on all your purple spikey bits

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    we live a a throw away society and fortunatly we do that to ppl as well

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Oh ok...seeing as how you asked so nicely.....