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Anal play and the unexpected...
October 26 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think its very much a case of shit happens......'enter at your own risk'..lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
i went straight to the bathroom and well, gave as much shit as i got with a smile on my face. she felt shocking i found it funny.until i thought about it later. haven't been there since. but yeah, it happens, ah well.
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SexyArse
15 years ago
I was totally embarresed the first time it happened. But the fact of the matter is that it is not actually meant to be used for sexual pleasure. Sure some of us enjoy it but that is not the functionality of it. I am sure that any guy that decides to do anal is aware of the possible consequences. If he is not then that is really his problem. We as women can do what we can but there is never any guarantees, it may be messy despite all our efforts. Either deal with it or leave it alone! There - problem solved!Mrs SAOT xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Not a nice thing to happen in a hot moment....but as sweetwithdesire said - make sure you are clean beforehand and then, hopefully no mess !!As for me - its never happened 'yet' - but I make sure all is well in that department before any adventure takes place !!I reckon it would kill the moment - for all involved !!
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RHP User
15 years ago
It was a dominance thing for me, but I'm not interested in going back unless a chick has had an enema before hand. I don't know what I expected, It's designed for carrying a certain cargo, so what else should I have expected, but having some on my helmet was enough to put me off for a while!.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hello all,I can't really see the issue.Yes it has happened to me and so I went off to the bathroom cleaned up then climbed back into bed with her and I am of the opinion that if you go there then expect this sort of thing to happen.Toughen up guys, everyone has their bad days and I bet the woman involved didn't expect this to happen on purpose.I mean it is only natural that little slip ups may happen every now and again.Best thing was when it did happen she was none the wiser so it was life as normal.PK !!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
I haven't actually had it happen to me, well, I don't think I have, I don't recall anyway. It's happened while I've been on the giving end though. Prime opportunity to wheel out the "Well, someone's been a naughty boy not being prepared" line and set them up for some humiliation/punishment. As someone said, shit happens when you go there, especially when you're playing with people who aren't very experienced.
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RHP User
15 years ago
We usually talk about it or just take care of it before we get busy. But yeah every now and then theres a roadblock. We keep baby wipes/wet ones handy :S Dont get embarrassed though, were only human!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Polar_Bear_Girl'I haven't actually had it happen to me, well, I don't think I have, I don't recall anyway. It's happened while I've been on the giving end though. Prime opportunity to wheel out the "Well, someone's been a naughty boy not being prepared" line and set them up for some humiliation/punishment. As someone said, shit happens when you go there, especially when you're playing with people who aren't very experienced. As per usual ......agree agree agree agree Brae ...........
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RHP User
15 years ago
wasnt someones partner wanting a blowy after he dumped a load in her arse.... i wonder if he would be asking that with a chock bomb pocked in her face
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RHP User
15 years ago
Head up the dirt track you've got to expect a little mud
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RHP User
15 years ago
See... I know you guys have heard me harp on about protection before but this is one good practical reason to wear a condom. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Would you do it again.>.????/
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RHP User
15 years ago
what is so wrong with people ,,,,,,if you realy think about sex,,,, isnt it dirty filthy germy unclean and down right yukky thing to do ...........but if you have any hangups then DONT DO IT see how easy it is either that of wash and re wash everywhere before during and after Andy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Condoms on him, condoms on toys. Even with your spouse or partner. Hygenic and easy to clean up after. And one tip - use heaps and heaps of lube and it is less likely to stick. Now go have fun!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'DominaT'Condoms on him, condoms on toys. Even with your spouse or partner. Hygenic and easy to clean up after. And one tip - use heaps and heaps of lube and it is less likely to stick. Now go have fun! Is that an order ?????????? mmmmmmmmm Brae ..........
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RHP User
15 years ago
Certainly would go again, out to the garden quick hose off for all concerned followed by dettol and a wire brush and then good to go again
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RHP User
15 years ago
What a great topic sweetwithdesire. How does one prepare beforehand?..Im not very experienced in this area and thankfully have always timed it at a time when i know i have the "all clear" so to speak...and never come across any issues...but..what do the more experienced do to prepare?..Im interested to learn. Sally
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RHP User
15 years ago
MEH! Mr H has seen me give birth so thats taken care of the messiest thing we have done together... And yes DominaT if we had been using condoms that wouldnt have happened either. Lol. Sex, life & love is messy...thats what happens! Deal with it! And as some people have said...if you dont like it dont play there! That said I would be pretty mortified if it happened to me. I guess we are brought up to react that way! And what about Fanny farts? lol Mrs H *giggle giggle*
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RHP User
15 years ago
And this is why I dont do anal... well there is also the pain factor that I cant quite seem to get over. So no anal for me... ever. lol Taby.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Very funnyAnd what about Fanny farts? lol Mrs H *giggle giggle* Sexy_Abby ~ the best way to prepare is to use an enema - purchased from a chemist - that way you make sure you are clean - very clean - I wont suggest anything deep and meaningful in that area unless I am really clean.. it takes a bit of time but well worth not having to worry or stress about the unexpected.. so far so good...!!FANNY FARTS............ they crack me up... but have to control myself cos laughing kills the 'moment' !!
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RHP User
15 years ago
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RHP User
15 years ago
And don't ever forget it's her bum if she says no you've got to respect that. After all if it works it's usually a lot more physical pleasure for the person on the receiving end as opposed to a head thing for the person on top. So if they aren't going off then no body is going off.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well that's just plain shitty!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
<--------------thought spotted dick was actually something you could indulge in without the smell of turd....perhaps not.....hmmm
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yes Brae that was an order lol.Alfred - women have orgasms with anal just the same as men. The anus is built that way in both sexes. Thats why a good shit is more satisfying than bad sex. I also know of people that regularly partake of anal sex and they have yet to lose control of their bowels. It's only when you use much larger objects on a regular basis that the anus is stretched to the point where there is a loss of control. First attempts at anal sex should be done carefully, slowly and with lots of lube. Start small and work your way up. But most importantly - keep your sense of humour!! You will need it.
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SexyArse
15 years ago
U can't be serious
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RHP User
15 years ago
Domina T I love that thought and that is what sex should be fun of course you should keep your sense of humour with everything to do with sex, it can't always be from here to eternity style rolling in the surf, "oops" moments happen, things get bitten, beds get fallen off, bruises that are visible to others occur, both sexes fart when they least want to, but it will be fun if you don't take it all too seriously. Mind you the words "Grin and bear it" aren't always the sexiest most encouraging things you can say to somebody who has a bottom you would like to play with
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have had some moments in my time with BDSM where I have wondered what the heck I was doing in that situation. It definitely pays to keep a broad sense of humour and as you say Quietguy, a sense fun. By the way, I often tell my subbie boys to "grin and bare it" but I mean their bottoms for spanking. lol.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Subbie boys love it. And how long does it take you to wipe that smile off their face?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'wowwow09'wasnt someones partner wanting a blowy after he dumped a load in her arse.... i wonder if he would be asking that with a chock bomb pocked in her face That is so wrong but so hilarious at the same time. I can always count on you for a laugh. wowwow!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thats how long it takes to swing a cane.lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
Wow sounds like you have this susssed domina, A little bit of pain with your pleasure always seemed like a good idea not sure about the fun getting spoiled that fast though mind you though if your weilding that cane I guess a naughty boy would give it a couple of more tries to see if turned to fun
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RHP User
15 years ago
It has happened to me on many occasions but preparation is the key. Not necessarily enemas but having a towel on hand just for clean up. It has never bothered me and quite often (as this happened at the end of a sexual escapade) the girl in question would never have known that I was dirty when I pulled out except for the smell. That gives it away every time. Also for the uninitiated if you are fortunate to come out clean and you aren't finished ... never go back into a pussy after anal ... the germs often cause infections (you will know from the fishy smell in a few weeks time). Happy experimenting :) Mr PP
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RHP User
15 years ago
And who mentioned fanny farts before??? They are funny....or maybe Andy and I are just terribly silly :PIs a bit of mood killer when the laughing makes it worse and then Andy trying to press down on my stomach makes it worse again! Yeah....not so sexy sometimes :Pxx Salina
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RHP User
15 years ago
Its all good as long as your prepare well and are with open minded people that don't mind the unexpected... can be a shitty experience otherwise :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'd didn't 'kill 'it'' for me... But it definately did for him!! Hey 'you'...? :( Couldn't leave quick enough. And wouldn't even answer my texts. :( ...wasn't my fault?! Yay to the men mature enough to say 'head up the dirt track', 'wash it off and go again' or my fav here 'you have to be Open minded and expect the unexpected'...?!? I know it's not pleasant, but at least we could act like grown ups if and when it does...? As obviously it's kinda embarrassing for the receiver, specially like how someone said 'when they didn't even know!?'...and it was of course involuntary?! :( I'm sorrrrryyyy!!? Was just trying to give 'you' what 'you' wanted..... You wanted to go there.... And know what can happen "Shit Happens".
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RHP User
15 years ago
ridiculous topic. what about the smell. eeeeew, talk about a mood killer hahahah
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RHP User
15 years ago
Its a fact of life. I was originally quite embarrassed by the whole thing. But I had a great partner and almost 'mentor' who has opened up the whole anal thing with me. We are getting to the point now where, it doesn't matter. Shit dick. You just wash it. So what? Shit happens. Literally. I think the main thing is being a. comfortable in yourself and open. and b. comfortable with your play partner. You will be less embarrassed as time goes on, just trust yourself and try not to worry. If not, some people actually find it a turn on :P
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RHP User
15 years ago
Jeezus...it's shit not fucking nuclear waste!! Wash it off and get back to what you were doing...if you can't laugh about that shit(pun VERY much intended) then you are just a quick fuck so get over it. Friends and lovers should be able to laugh about the mishaps and slip-ups that come with human interaction. Equally, people are offended by farts...but mates, partners, lovers and friends will laugh with you, while calling you a smelly fuck, if you drop one in a car...strangers just look at you funny. LMAO
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RHP User
15 years ago
Not to fussed about the look but the dirty feeeeel. Done correctly there should be blood as well. Love is in the air. Animals!!..We love it. What about when you get the gag reflex from being to ambitious attempting deep throat. Vomited all over him. He loved that too.
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RHP User
15 years ago
One other thing you can do to prevent shit happening lol is to not eat red meat for 3-4 days b4 hand ...that is if you are planning for a weekend of full on hot unbridled sex then the all important "enema" also it isn't advisable to eat corn either lol but if the unexpected happens just deal with it Clean up (baby wipes) and keep going.Happy dirt tracking
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RHP User
15 years ago
You're sticking your dick a chicks ass what do expect? Sugar and spice and everything nice? Doesn't mean it's not worth it.
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DeeperDown
15 years ago
Baby wipes its the only thing to do when it does happen! lack of preparation or over stimulation it really can go either way........ but its certainly not enough to scare me away!i guess i depends on if its pre climax or post,pre climax: baby wipes and put it back in there or where ever else she (or he) wants itpost climax: baby wipes and ....... um try and stay awake... ha!who ever said that laughing at fanny farts 'kills the moment' cant be having much fun in the bedroom..some of the greatest moments in sex are when you realise your both (or all of you if its more than 2) taking yourselves a bit too seriously.....
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RHP User
15 years ago
ladies if you want to do anal play just plan beforehand and douche or enema. its easy - you cant do it everyday... but if you want to have a great orgasm through DP with no interuptions or mood killers then its worth it... Ask me how
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hey.. an enema feels fantastic. Who needs their arse fucked when an enema feels so ... errr... interesting. :PThere's a pretty simple ettiquette when it comes down to anal sex... "never sneak up on an un-expecting arsehole" I think you can always tell the in-experienced or the un-expecting by that .. ummm ... oooops smell. hehe.... Generally speaking, if participants are prepared with condoms and a butt cleansing sauce bottle (see previous thread on various flavours), there's no mess, no fuss... and everyone involved in anal sex can just relax and enjoy themselves.... HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'DominaT' Condoms on him, condoms on toys. Even with your spouse or partner. Hygenic and easy to clean up after. And one tip - use heaps and heaps of lube and it is less likely to stick. Now go have fun! Definitely agree with the lube and anal lube rox! But condoms on everything? Meh, I think that just spoils the fun.....and a bit of mess is nothing that can't be cleaned off......don't be precious peeps!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Its happened to me a few times i said id never do it again but it washes off...Unfortunately girls care so it ruins the there night so try not to let them find out!so guys try and be discreet and if they do find out who cares your the one that goes there and keep slammin that ass yeah
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RHP User
15 years ago
On the VERY rare occasion Mrs Rough wants to go there, who am i to say no???Sometimes it happens, that you get a little mud, and as a gentleman, i always wipe it off before she knows anything about it!Then i am a dirty bastard, who will go there with my tongue as well, so a little mud isn't going to hurt
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RHP User
15 years ago
You have to have the right lover.. to not make a big deal of it. Happened to me once, and he was awesome. I have to say i was a little paranoid after that time and would always check his cock! But clean clean clean! Anal = my best biggest orgams!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Has Happened to me once, my husband was great, just washed it off cleaned up and off we went again he made me feel comfortable about it all even though I was initially embarrassed But like other people have mentioned You have to expect a mishap every now and then considering the area we are talking about.
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RHP User
15 years ago
It has happened to me a few times and as much as the girls have been embarrased about it I have allways taken it in my stride anyway as it washes off easy in warm water,its all a part of doing anal and sometimes even after a good enema you still cannot gaurantee it will be clean so all in all it doesn't bother me at all.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Simple! I get her to lick it off......then back to business! Have a nice day !
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RHP User
15 years ago
Don't be surprised if she tries to kiss you after that Horney with plenty of tongue Payback sucks Dettol and Wire brush please
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RHP User
15 years ago
Its such an intense feeling, a naughty sight seeing it going in and for the woman should give multiple orgasms if done right. Slow and gentle to get it ready then enjoy, smells or whatever who cares sex is an amazing aroma anyway
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RHP User
15 years ago
There's nothing better than an older guy devouring your body like a teenage boy devouring his first 'Playboy'. He's gone from a complete tongue inspection through the vagina and tickles your clit with the end of his tongue. He then sits up an gently wipes his face on your lower leg then he gently eases you over onto your stomach. The bed is not dishevelled, the candles are burning, soft music playing and then my eyes light up! My handsome older man with his throbbing Viagra cock is hovering behind me and the part 2 inspecition takes place around my backside. Up and down, round and round his warm tongue oozes warm saliva and joy into my bones! I'm beside myself! My fifi is throbbing, it aches when totally aroused. Groans of begging start to become louder and then my handsome man pulls me to the side of the bed and angles my buttocks in a northerly position and low and behold his tongue is catching the hot juices that trickles out my hot box. Again I beg for more! I want his cock to be place strategically into my vagina and thrust until my eyes pop out, I want that sliding friction feeling which he does................but he pulls out again and licks my cunt into such a frenzy that my climax is starting to come on. Oooh I don't want it to end yet, the night's just begun!! Before I could get back into the rythym of his tongue massage he's reposition my buttocks and BANG!!! His superhard explosive cock enters my anus like a hand fits into a size to small glove - don't get me wrong............the tightness sends us both into spasms of erotica and sheer pleasure. I dip my fingers into my juices for lubrication and start massaging my clit as my man just gently slides his manhood slowly in and out and reaching down to my tits and massaging them. His hands then retreat back to my buttocks and lightly feathers them encouraging goosebumps to surface. I massage my clit more violently and arching my body ever so slightly after each thrust as I feel myself getting higher and higher from a god damn anal fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! My man knows me so well because he's gearing himself up for the combined come of the century and my groans have turned into slow shrill calls like a wild animal. Another notch my body arches and his cock glides in and out. He then lets go of my ass and grabs my tits so that we are so close together for the climasx hat it feels like ours to own and cherish forever. We collapse onto the bed after my body shuts the gates and as i come back down to earth my man meticularsly cleans himself discreetly. Not once has he ever mentioned what is visible or not visible because when he collapses on the bed beside me and we look at each other and laugh with total joy.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thats pretty damn hot, I see you've thought this one through!.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'pussyposse'It has happened to me on many occasions but preparation is the key. Not necessarily enemas but having a towel on hand just for clean up. It has never bothered me and quite often (as this happened at the end of a sexual escapade) the girl in question would never have known that I was dirty when I pulled out except for the smell. That gives it away every time. Also for the uninitiated if you are fortunate to come out clean and you aren't finished ... never go back into a pussy after anal ... the germs often cause infections (you will know from the fishy smell in a few weeks time). Happy experimenting :) Mr PP That goes for fingers too! Had a couple of partners that enjoyed arse play whilst I was giving oral and I've always tried to keep each hand assigned to a designated duty. This isn't always possible, depending upon positions and the heat of the moment, but I'm always aware of where I've used each finger/s (it's made for some interesting contortions at times, like trying to play twister with your fingers lol). Have never had a mess during anal sex (yet), only a dirty dick occasionally afterwards which my partner hasn't needed to know about (to save any potential emabarrassment). As others have posted before me, it's to be expected and as I give my dick a quick wash afterwards anyway, even if it's clean, there's no problem. Would just like to say a thank you to everyone who contributes to the forum. There is some terrific information and pearls of wisdom passed on in here (like the wet wipes, loving that idea). Through this sharing of experiences better sex and more fun can be had by all. ;)
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