All jokes aside now....

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  A guy was going down on a prostitute. Not really a good idea, I don't recomend it but he was into this sort of thing. So anyway, he's growling her out and he comes across a split pea. He spits it out and looks at her but says nothing. He shrugs his shoulders and continues on. Shortly he comes across a chunk of carrot. He sits it out and looks at her again. This time he asks, "Are you sick?" "No" she says, "but the bloke before you was."

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Advanced Sex Positions for Cowgirl 1: Tie his limbs to the bed2: Take up position of cowgirl3: Tell him you have AIDS4: Try to stay on as long as you can

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  wannabyummymummy

  14 years ago

  good ones there.what do condoms and coffins have in common?well they both have stiffs in them except one is coming and one is going..............

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Q. What did one tampon say to the other tampon?A. Nothing, they were both stuck-up cunts.

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  QLDtwo4fun

  14 years ago

  You haven't....Aren't you rolling them down far enough.

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  Smilingwithfun

  14 years ago

  Mines 12 inches long but i generally don't use as a rule.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  They both spend more time in your wallet than on your cock.

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Lad 1: Why are there so many more Mother's day cards than Father's day cardsLad 2:Everyone knows who his mother is

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  1 man asked, "okay, which one of you farted?"

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  RHP User

  14 years ago

  Quoting 'neptune_drift' Q. What did one tampon say to the other tampon?A. Nothing, they were both stuck-up cunts. i can see why....Quality!

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