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Advertised vs real cock size...
May 22 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lolz. Those are RHP inches.... a little like RHP years... and "althletic". They're All purely subjective statements. Cocks are measured by using toilet paper rolls. Can't fit? That's the universal RHP measurement of thickness. A while back we even had blokes using pictures of their cocks adjacent to toilet paper rolls. Seriously!! Anyway. Loved your advert. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Is it that hard to go off what a partner has said to you previously. I guess a long term partner probably wouldnt be the best judge because of biased opinions. Ive only just started back on in the dating world after five years and in the last few weeks im getting a better impression of myself. When you drop your durps and a womans eyes jump wide open like they've just been given a tiffanies bracelet or something. Its gotta tell you something. The whole RHP size thing as with anywhere, whether it be word of mouth is most of the time subjective to what that person thinks of themselves. It is to be expected that on a medium such as this one you are going to come across a lot of guys who reckon they are all that. Its the way it is.
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RHP User
16 years ago
I often have lady saying '' oh my god'' when i flop it out.....could have something to do with those words been tatooed down my shaft.
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RHP User
16 years ago
hey stalky love your coments and always makes me smile wheon blokes i mean real blokes tell it like it is give the others the flick ladies listen to stalky he knows shit >>>>>
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think a lot of guys see it as a way to get noticed. Given the average dick size is 5.5 to 6.5 inches and only about 1% of the population have one larger than 8 inches according to the Sex Institute, another survey suggests it could be as high as 10%, it is amazing to see how many say they are that big on here. I think it is probably worse due to the women that advertise they wont respond to anyone that is under 8 inches. Some guys think they will get in the door and still get it when they don't measure up just because they are there. Here is the pThe typical erection measures 5 to 6.5 inches, with a circumference of 3 to 4.5 inches. Now, before you pull out a ruler and what’s between your legs, let’s be clear on the fine points of penis measurement--along the top from the base of the shaft to the tip. Don’t push the ruler into your gut, and don’t stretch your penis--unless you want to feel you’ve got a little extra, in which case feel free. Also found this chartVARIABLEMODEST AVERAGEENDOWED Erect Length141.5mm (5.6") 161.8mm (6.4")181.1mm (7.1") Erect Circumference 117.6mm (4.6")127.4mm (5.0") 137.8mm (5.4")Survey #1 (Dr. Kinsey)The results of that study was that the average erect length was about 6.21 inches, while the average erect girth was 4.85 inches.Study #2 (Durex)The Durex results, however, found that the average length of the erect penis is 6.4 inches.Both those two surveys the people measured thermselvesAnother, seemingly more objective study was made by Lifestyles Condoms in the year 2001 in Mexico. There, Lifestyles gathered about three hundred American men, most of them college students, and had researchers do the measuring in this instance. It was found in this study that the average length was 5.87 inches, while the average girth was 4.97 inches. Over half of those surveyed measured in at between 5.5 and 6.3 inches in erect length.With those survey results in mind, it seems obvious that those who participate in surveys wherein they measure themselves often exaggerate their size – something that all guys in real life tend to do anyway! So What Are The Final Conclusions? In our personal opinion, considering all the information from above, it looks like the average penis length is around 5.8 in length and 5.2 in circumference.
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Mr_MrsJones
16 years ago
Quoting TokenRedHead " I guess a long term partner probably wouldnt be the best judge because of biased opinions." I have been married to Lord for 12 years now and until about 2 years ago hadn't looked at any other dicks since we got together. I had the perception that he was 'average' and not that exceptional. Since entering the world of RHP and playing I am assured regularly by myself and other people including men that he is definitely NOT average. So it works both ways. Lord, reading over my shoulder, has added the comment that size can also be affected by arousal. Sometimes a guy can be really turned on and be quite big and other times still be hard but not so big. In my experience size is helpful but it is not the be all and end all. I also agree with Sweetpetitie2010 there is definitely a gap between some people's profiles and reality.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mrs Sweetiepie, as usual, has some sound advice. Yes - an official cock measuring instrument! Brilliant! Some guys must really measure from their arse, speaking from experience. Also I have found that there are many 7"- 8" around (Luckliy!) Still looking for the Holy Grail huge cock - if anyone has seen it. let me know.
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RHP User
16 years ago
better to be upfront becuase in person your gonna be able to judge and if you and inch or two of the mark its gonna be pretty obvious. using my profile as the examply ive listed 7-8 - now i could easily say oh its 8-9 (as its 7.8") which is close enough to 8 but then i'd rather the smile on a partners face when she unzips me and not that look of *ohhh thats it?* honesty is the only way u will get a round 2 ;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Perhaps we should ask for profile verification shots of erect cocks next to rulers, so we ladies can see exactly what's on offer! Seriously though...I measured my husband's (with a dressmaker's tape measure) at 8 inches long, with a 6.2 inch circumference and he still thought it was small! There was a quote about F.Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway, that I've forgotten now, but basically boiled down to 'everyone's dick looks small when they look down on it from above', so if it looks tiny from your bird's eye view perhaps it's time to stand sideways next to the mirror, get the ruler out and do some checking! In the end, I am not shallow enough to worry about the size of your tool, it's TOTALLY about personality and the good work you can do with it that counts. I've had guys tell me they were 'average' and when they got it out I was really quite impressed... Sweetiepie is correct too, when she makes a point about male and female perceptions of themselves being very different...men do have a tendency to think they're God's gift...they describe themselves as 'attractive' when really it's all subjective. I much prefer to see a profile with a good clear photograph any day, so I can judge for myself, and then meet a person based on that and see if their personality is appealing to me...it's not always about looks, but about that 'spark'. Having said that, guys and gals, my profile has a full face shot, I've listed my correct dress size and have been told recently I do look like my photo, so there's no BS in Dee's world! :) xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
I can think of a few things here. For one thing, as a man with a 7.5 inch uncut dick, verified by a few rulers, many mouths, and orifices. Believe me, they still have the stretch-marks around their lips to prove it. Could it be that the puppy chewed a couple of inches off their tape-measure? Perhaps it's a bit of stage-fright when they see you reach for the toolbox to measure their appendage. If you're disappointed, don't proceed. It's a bit like the 'Athletic Build' when he or she makes Pavarotti look like Nicole Ritchie. It's all a play on words.........but you can still say 'no'. I don't care about cock or tit size, to be honest. Hygiene is my thing and that's a whole other topic. Remember, too, that our dicks can vary day to day. One day, he may look more rampant than the next and, in some cases, you play a part in what you do, how you treat him. Talk nicely to him. Put the tape measure away.......and enjoy. Seeing your chin hit the floor in disappointment will NOT make him grow. lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Dee is correct.....she is 100% correct and honest on her profile :) And when I look down I just think, size, average :) But of course, what man would not want to be bigger haha
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RHP User
16 years ago
But darling D, it was you I was referring to when I said it turned out to be impressive! xx And thank you for the verification of my honesty.
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RHP User
16 years ago
"objects may appear smaller when viewed in rear mirror"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey, it's a scientific fact................things look smaller the further away you are. Get your mouth on it and it may seem a whole lot bigger. It may even grow an inch or two..........and reach that magic 5. lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
We have to agree with you Sweetiepie, it must be measured from their assholes, they quote 8-9+ then you look at the pics and its more like 4... why is males have to lie about their length, it's not the size of the tool, it's how you use it..they seem to think that it's the length that matters, when it's not the case at all. I don't think that there is a man out there alive that thinks his dick is big enough, wouldn't matter if it were 15 inches he would still want another 2... lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Thanks to all responses, we didnt realise it would be such a busy topic. Perhaps I'll post a pic with toilet paper roll, but label the pic as an Aluminium Foil roll. . . .!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Got to agree, thick means it is thick and not that I can wrap my small hand around it. There are a lot of pretenders or daydreamers on here, denial? trying to bolster your ego? don't lie, cause we will find out the truth!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have measured mine and yes sometimes it does get a little larger the more aroused I am but really its still small hahaha but damn its cute
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mr Pound likes to think he is closer to eight inches than seven or as big as a huntsmen (for those who know that story)Measurements should be taken along the top, so the end of the tape/ruler is pressed against the pelvic bone (that's as far as it will go in). As to girth maybe the toilet roll is a good baseline. Can we assume for those who do not advertise are smaller than average????? Mr Pound would like to know how us girls measure ourselves. He often tells a funny, about a girl who asks a guy to remove his wedding wing, the guy replies what ring??? That is my watch!Ms Penni
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well I understand its all theoretical any way as I am assured by the loving MRS SRFUN that its not the size but how you use it that matters! Wedid have some difficulty trying to measure it for the profile as the damn thing would not hold still but eventually MRS got both hands on it and a tape measure applied but her hands may have made it seem a bit thicker than reality and maybe the length is out a little doing the convertion from metric to imperial as didnt have a convertion table handy and Mrs SRFUNS tounge kept getting the way aswell. In hind sight we should have got it to pose for a photo to get it to stand still then quickly slipped a tape measure on before it stopped posing. That probably explains all the cock pics on guys profiles. MR SRFUN
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RHP User
16 years ago
was sure was measured from the floor to tip.1'6" flacid and 4'8" erectahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
As I said in an earlier Forum...I am sure men measure from their arsehole up under their balls and to the very tip!! I too have been misguided by men on these sites...one guy had heaps of pics and it looked delicious and I must say I was worried about the size (it looked pretty big and thick) NOW....what I didn't take into account was the angle of the cock..the zoom lense and the lighting!! This guy came from Interstate to be with me for a weekend and let me tell you..it was the smallest and thinnest cock ever!! Were they fake pics? No...as some had his face very clear in the background. Photoshopped? No, they were sent as we were chatting on the phone!! To me size does matter...as anyone that is too big I have no interest in at all!! I'm into pleasure not pain!! xFunlovingx
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multifun
16 years ago
it reminds me of the age old joke "why cant women meaure properly? answer: because they have always been told that 6 inches is this ----- much
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RHP User
16 years ago
We have always tried to keep a realistic profile and his size is what we say it is, it's quite average in length (not on the small side) and quite thick. We've even had a girl turn him down as it's too wide :( What I find more frustrating is the fact that, regardless of size, we have encountered so many men that cant keep it up. Not personally (as in trying to stay hard with me) but we do attend ALOT of play parties where we are in the same room with other couples having sex and it is a constant complaint that guys can't keep it hard or can't even get it hard. Maybe due to alcohol or performance anxiety? As my man can always get/keep it hard he is often used by the women who've been frustrated by others and who just want a good pounding (not that he's complaining) and he is always assumed to be on viagra! He has never taken it or needed it but the amount of guys that have asked him if he's 'got any to spare' is alarming. I had no idea that this was such a common problem... and I'm talking about the 20-30 age range here! Maybe RHP needs another element to mens personal descriptions: How long can you maintain an erection for? 1-2 minutes, 3-4 minutes, 5 minutes or longer! hahahaha as if anyone would be honest anyway
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RHP User
16 years ago
I've always tried to be honest about the size of my phalus... there have been comments from partners like 'Oh my god i forgot how wide you were' and 'yes baby take it from me your big' but who knows if they were just stroking my ego so to speak or just inexperenced. I'm pretty sure alot of men have not really been taking note of how big other guys are, you see there is an unwritten rule at mens rooms which is keep your eyes down and to yourself. Even if you did look it's in no state to compare. The only thing most men have to compare to is photos and movies in porn and they are not known for being that small and well the camera angle can always be helpful. To be honest we're all on here looking for sex or something similar and the saying "it's not how big you are but how you use it" everybody knows, most of the time it's used by men with below average cocks (no offence meant to anyone) but as an ex told me too big can be painful. So in closing i guess what i'm trying to say is size is subjective.
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RHP User
16 years ago
When it comes to cock size it seems us guys (yes I know that's a generalisation) are like amateur anglers. The fish is always 3 inches longer in your memory than it really was. Maybe it's the angle we view it from that makes it look bigger.
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